For my 1000th post... I hearby announce my candidacy for President!

[Admiral Ackbar]

I hereby announce my independent candidacy for president...

http://www.ackbar.f9.co.uk/ackton.jpg

I know, some of you are asking about my qualification. But unlike those that served in Vietnam or the National Guard, my military credentials cannot be questioned. As shown in my biography from 1997 (http://www.thehartzs.com/bioackbar.htm) I have served valianty against the forces of terror and intimidation.

To find out more about my candidacy, please visit my official campaign website (http://www.ackbar.f9.co.uk/main.html). You'll find informative facts, sound bytes, pictures, and a basic outline of my political platform.

Even after reading my biography you may still have questions about my political qualifications. But like the Kennedy's and the Bush's I too have a vast political heritage in my family. One of my cousins is former Canadian Prime Minister Jean Chretien. Beside our obvious resemblance we both share a keen political mind and background.

http://www.ackbar.f9.co.uk/chretien.jpg

So, if you're looking for a change, if you're looking for leadership, look no further! Vote for Prosperity! Vote for Freedom! Vote for Fish! Vote Ackbar!

http://www.ackbar.f9.co.uk/iwantu.jpg

[Moxio]

Lol very nice. A great 1000th post!

[Nirvanaguy777]

....lame

[pimpinc333]

lol sweet post man!!!! Very funny!!! This made my day lol

[Ledhed]

How many Bothans do you plan to eliminate in your term?

[Nirvanaguy777]

....lame

jk dude, nice 1000th

[x0thedeadzone0x]

NOOOOO! It's a trap!

[Ledhed]

....lame

Man, what a fucking buzzkill. Quit thread crapping ass. I can think of no better candidate. The moment you do, get back to us.

EDIT You'd better be glad you redeemed yourself in that last post. Any enemy of Ackbar's is an enemy of mine.

[MadChedar0]

Ralph Nader is going to be pissed off. Nice job though. 8)

[Kaijufan]

Nice. Admiral Ackbar was able to defeat a fleet of Star Destroyers with his ragtag rebel fleet, so we know he is a good military leader.

[pimp_daddy_smurf]

im glad you put effort into making pics then just talking n00bish like the other people do with the 1k posts

[SneakyPenguin]

HAHA, brilliant. congrats.

[Admiral Ackbar]

im glad you put effort into making pics then just talking n00bish like the other people do with the 1k posts

God no, I had my staff make those picks at my official campaign website (http://www.ackbar.f9.co.uk/main.html) It was throught the hard work and dilligance of my supporters that those pictures were created.

Trust me, I wouldn't have done them myself :)

[sblymnlcrymnl]

You've got my vote.

[dcfox]

Great post Ackbar, but unfortunately I voted Coca Cola for president. Maybe you can be vice president.

[Xevious]

Admiral!! I reached 1,000 posts today also.

From one 1,000 posts brother to another 1,000 post brother, I have to say congratulations!

[Mr. Anderson]

Excellent idea. Happy 1000. Heres to 1000 more before you get banned. :lol:

[x0thedeadzone0x]

Great post Ackbar, but unfortunately I voted Coca Cola for president. Maybe you can be vice president.

You are now up 5 points in my eyes. :notworth:

[dcfox]

Yes 5 points!!! All that hard work and dedication finally paid off. So how many points do I have in total?

[Moxio]

Yes 5 points!!! All that hard work and dedication finally paid off. So how many points do I have in total?

5 :rofl:

I tease, I tease.

[Dok Diamond]

i was just watching some making os star wars earlier.

[x0thedeadzone0x]

Yes 5 points!!! All that hard work and dedication finally paid off. So how many points do I have in total?

5 :rofl:

I tease, I tease.

:rofl:

I would tell you, but then I'd have to kill you, or erase your memory or have an unfortunate melding accident befall upon you. :twisted:

[sblymnlcrymnl]

Yes 5 points!!! All that hard work and dedication finally paid off. So how many points do I have in total?

5 :rofl:

I tease, I tease.

I remember for a while back in high school me and one of my friends would keep score during conversations based on insults. If the other one got us pretty good, we'd give them some arbitrary amount of points that never meant anything. It was a very strange time, and I had all but forgotten about it.

[Zenithian Legend]

A good custom rank would be "It's a trap"

Congrats

[biggestinuyashafan]

congrats and nice pics. I WILL VOTE FOR YOU!!! all the other choices suck IMO. i dont trust any of them.

[Ugamer_X]

Admiral you're a fucking nOOb...You can't even post in the right forum--There is a forum for all political discussion and I figured after 1000 posts you would know this by now...

J/K :D

Great 1000th post.

[epobirs]

NOOOOO! It's a trap!

Sure, but for once it's his trap and we're the prey.

[evilpenguin9000]

NOOOOO! It's a trap!
:applause: This joke never gets old.

[Admiral Ackbar]

Just a reminder... Vote Ackbar!

Colt 45 for Everybody!

You're gonna vote Ackbar, right Lil' John?

http://www.comedycentral.com/tv_shows/chappellesshow/imicons/liljohn.gif

[ZForce915]

Just a reminder... Vote Ackbar!

Colt 45 for Everybody!

You're gonna vote Ackbar, right Lil' John?

http://www.comedycentral.com/tv_shows/chappellesshow/imicons/liljohn.gif

I still think it's a trap!

[help1]

....lame

Man, what a shaq-fuing buzzkill. Quit thread crapping ass. I can think of no better candidate. The moment you do, get back to us.

EDIT You'd better be glad you redeemed yourself in that last post. Any enemy of Ackbar's is an enemy of mine.

ur one messed up mofo