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wizard341
01-16-2009, 05:44 PM
I have 2 free copies of Braid (Xbox 360) to give away, so I want to run a fun little contest.

To do so:

1) You must have been a CAGer for at least 3 months.
2) Post a picture of the worst game you have ever played. Make sure to include the title of the game and the system you played it on.
3) You must not own a copy of Braid. I will require you to send me your xbox live account name so I can verify this if you win.
4) Upon winning, the code must be redeemed by Friday, January 23rd. If you do not redeem it by then, I will send it to someone else.

I will randomly select 2 winners to send the codes to. Contest will end Sunday, January 18th 11:59 PST.

Let's see some horrible games people!

nnthomas
01-16-2009, 05:46 PM
http://www.virginmedia.com/images/1e3nintendo-wii-music.jpg

(TSC)Bender
01-16-2009, 05:48 PM
I bring you possibly the worst game in existence, Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing for the PC. Played a copy my friend bought for laughs. At least the game has this victory screen when you ultimately finish a race you can never lose ;)

http://image.com.com/gamespot/images/2004/reviews/919220_20040114_screen001.jpg

lilboo
01-16-2009, 05:51 PM
I agree.

http://www.mywii.com.au/img/guide/Wii-Music-Goodies-14.jpg

Hypnot1zed
01-16-2009, 05:54 PM
Superman 64 for the Nintendo 64 was the worst I played.


http://www.hardgamer.com.br/images/uploads/20071228_n64superman64_01.jpg

DarkTang
01-16-2009, 05:57 PM
http://www.superkids.com/aweb/pages/reviews/typing/2/mario2/score.jpg

mario typing. it was on pc. one of the worst games ever

mzbagel
01-16-2009, 05:58 PM
Yes, I actually have played ET for the Atari. I wasted quite a few days of my precious youth before I figured out that no matter how hard I tried, I was still going to be a loser. Young and dumb...young and dumb.

http://www.cheapassgamer.com/forums/picture.php?albumid=4657&pictureid=4547

Max Spider X
01-16-2009, 05:58 PM
Worst and most hyped game EVER:

http://i33.tinypic.com/2w4zdiq.jpg

Btw, I don't own the game.

supraazn
01-16-2009, 06:05 PM
On Xbox when i was still kind of a DBZ fan.
Dragonball z sagas

I seriously was hoping that a non-fighter dbz game would work .... it didn't.

http://www.bestshareware.net/img8/dragon-ball-big2.gif

help1
01-16-2009, 06:06 PM
Do you mean we don't own Braid or we don't own the crappy game?

Raconteur
01-16-2009, 06:08 PM
http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y256/supercubedude/604070-Shaq-Fu-014633072846.jpg

Shaq Fu for the genesis, game gear, super nintendo, gameboy, and later the Amiga. I played it on super nintedo, and had to of been the worst game I have ever played. Superman 64 wasn't even that bad.
It's definitely the worst fighter game ever, as the hit detection was horrible, and the plot and dialogue were a joke. Not to mention Shaq's cameo as the main mascot, which did him a great deal of unjustice. Worse than Kazam, yes. :P

http://www.emunova.net/img/tests/1923.jpg

Thanks for the contest, by the way. :]

wizard341
01-16-2009, 06:09 PM
Yes, I actually have played ET for the Atari. I wasted quite a few days of my precious youth before I figured out that no matter how hard I tried, I was still going to be a loser. Young and dumb...young and dumb.

Lol - my old boss actually made that game.

Do you mean we don't own Braid or we don't own the crappy game?

Good catch. Updated OP to reflect you shouldn't own Braid.

Raconteur
01-16-2009, 06:10 PM
Do you mean we don't own Braid or we don't own the crappy game?
I'm pretty sure he means Braid. If you own it, you will be unable to use the code and it will be wasted. ;)

Sdawg
01-16-2009, 06:12 PM
I'm not eligible but this is the definatly the worst game ever
NFL Head Coach for the Xbox

http://img.gamespot.com/gamespot/images/2006/166/reviews/930412_20060616_screen005.jpg
I usually ended up playing as my team once or twice a season, the rest of the time the game loaded up random teams with players that were completely black shadows:cry:

rickyff7
01-16-2009, 06:14 PM
You have no idea how bad the game was. What a waste of 40 dollars on this.

http://image.com.com/gamespot/images/bigboxshots/2/587972_68191_front.jpg

NJMane
01-16-2009, 06:16 PM
http://i303.photobucket.com/albums/nn121/njmane/superman64.jpg

Superman 64 - Nintendo 64. Nuff said.

Pucker
01-16-2009, 06:17 PM
Kabuki Warriors....Original XBOX.....horrible premise....horrible game.....

http://img.gamespot.com/gamespot/images/2001/vgnews/101201/genki/kabuki_warriors/kabuki_tgs_screen003.jpg

africansk8er
01-16-2009, 06:17 PM
http://cache.kotaku.com/assets/resources/2007/05/dokidokimajoshinpan.jpg

Dokidoki Majo Shinpan (or better known as the underage witch touching game). I downloaded it and played it on my DS, and tried to play it even though I didn't know Japanese. Gameplay was boring, and the witch touching parts were both unexciting and barely ever happened. :drool:

SpitFire158
01-16-2009, 06:20 PM
Jaws Unleashed for the Ps2 and xbox. Awful game in general. Good thing i only rented this excuse for a game

http://www.absolute-playstation.com/gp2a/jaws_unleashed_hr_3.jpg
(http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.absolute-playstation.com/gp2a/jaws_unleashed_hr_3.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.absolute-playstation.com/jaws_unleashed/jaws_unleashed_review.htm&usg=__9tHJY0cfjrExrxZDA0pNbjDjz7c=&h=350&w=500&sz=162&hl=en&start=2&sig2=qw_qrQwYvgTyEHayUciv5w&um=1&tbnid=bPHprkPGQTGGqM:&tbnh=91&tbnw=130&ei=NgZxSdL8BY2ssAPgnaW1DA&prev=/images%3Fq%3DJaws%2BUnleashed%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%2 6client%3Dfirefox-a%26rls%3Dorg.mozilla:en-US:official%26sa%3DN)

mongamer
01-16-2009, 06:21 PM
White Men Can't Jump for the Jaguar awful :(
http://img210.imageshack.us/img210/500/08bsy3.th.jpg (http://img210.imageshack.us/my.php?image=08bsy3.jpg)

inject_the_venom
01-16-2009, 06:23 PM
Absolutely, without a question:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/70/Drake_of_the_99_Dragons.jpg

Copies of Drake should share the landfill with ET (which is actually a better game, considering it was completed in six weeks).

http://card.mygamercard.net/gelsig/MetalVic.png (http://profile.mygamercard.net/MetalVic)

depascal22
01-16-2009, 06:27 PM
http://retromedia.ign.com/retro/image/article/934/934001/top-10-turkeys-20081126020204451.jpg

This was the most frustrating game I played when I was a kid. Played it on the good ole Atari 2600.

crystalklear64
01-16-2009, 06:31 PM
Go Right: Championship Edition
http://img131.imageshack.us/img131/3860/socashgh6.gif
PC

macontosh2000
01-16-2009, 06:31 PM
http://cubemedia.ign.com/cube/image/object/016/016575/624518boxart_160w.jpg

Wasnt worth the 1.99 I paid for it.

SunnyD
01-16-2009, 06:32 PM
Simpsons Skateboarding for :ps2:. If only i can go back in time. :(

http://ps2media.ign.com/ps2/image/simpskate_0517_1.jpg

Slappybob
01-16-2009, 06:35 PM
Took me a while to think about it but i think i hit classic crap gold.

http://hg101.classicgaming.gamespy.com/hydlide/hydlide-nes2.png

Emiroo
01-16-2009, 06:35 PM
http://image.com.com/gamespot/images/2003/all/boxshots2/563418_45499.jpg

It's been over 20 years, but Friday the 13th (NES) still retains the title of Worst Game I've Ever Played. Total Recall (NES) and Rise of the Robots (PC) are a very close second and third though.

http://card.mygamercard.net/nxe/Emiroo.png (http://profile.mygamercard.net/Emiroo)

Fred72
01-16-2009, 06:40 PM
http://image.com.com/gamespot/images/2003/all/boxshots2/929717_69768.jpg

Sigh. What happened to you, Sonic? :-(

noreaga_ls
01-16-2009, 06:42 PM
I have played a lot of horrible games through out the years but the reason that Iron Man for the Xbox 360 is the worst game that I have ever played is because with the advances in gaming technology these days, there is no reason for a gaming company to drop a turd like Iron Man.



http://image.com.com/gamespot/images/2008/104/936559_20080414_screen001.jpg (http://image.com.com/gamespot/images/2008/104/936559_20080414_screen001.jpg)

Hybrid5006
01-16-2009, 06:45 PM
Lost: Via Domus



http://www.ztgamedomain.com/images/screenshots/multi/lost/06.jpg


Played on XBOX 360


(Doesn't he look godly?)

Sharp Katana
01-16-2009, 06:46 PM
Home Alone (SNES)

I think the picture speaks for itself. Oh yeah and fighting rats in your basement isn't fun :(

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v453/mieny/homea-6.gif

As if this one wasn't horrible enough, there's actually a sequel.

blue blur
01-16-2009, 06:52 PM
http://castlevaniadarkstory.files.wordpress.com/2007/08/castlevania-ii-simons-quest.jpg

Title: Castlevania II: Simon's Quest.
System Played On: NES.
Reason Why Is It The Worst Game: Although some people may have liked this game, it was one of the most annoying games I've ever played. You know how a game has puzzles, though leaves subtle enough hints so that you would not need to go on the internet/use a cheat code to bypass? This game has its share of puzzles, though the information left for you is so CRYPTIC that you're forced to use extra help at certain spots. I've never beaten the game -- but from what I've seen, the final boss Dracula is barely a challenge in difficulty as well, which makes one not even want to consider playing if you know you'll be lost only to fight a mediocre boss.

Mr_hockey66
01-16-2009, 06:56 PM
http://i303.photobucket.com/albums/nn121/njmane/superman64.jpg

Superman 64 - Nintendo 64. Nuff said.

I'm going to have to agree..... and yes I cheated..... I know.


But I dontated games and money to the childs play charity ( come on brownie points! )

Zmonkay
01-16-2009, 06:56 PM
http://www.dignews.com/admin/screenshoot/jade_empire_pc_27.jpg

Maybe not the worst game I've ever played, but by far the worst game I've heard good things about. I've played, and almost unanimously loved, all of Bioware's stuff, but this was just a steaming pile. Good reviews/word of mouth, but just an aweful, mediocre to the core game. Sigh. I'm just glad Mass Effect was as glorious as it is after this stumble.

zenintrude
01-16-2009, 06:56 PM
http://storage.koinup.com/080221x21964/21964-6.jpg

There (the game) for PC. It's just as lame and gay as the above image makes it out to be.

EnronLackey
01-16-2009, 06:57 PM
Worst game I ever played? M.U.S.C.L.E.

Bought it at a church garage sale for 25 cents .. I guess the church and its leaders wasn't ready to deal with that particular type of hell spawn.

For some reason I just can't add attachments but I have the link if anyone really cares:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:MUSCLE_game.jpg

One of the name of the wrestlers: "Christian Crusader":

The following is what in the instruction guide / characters story

Serving God's will inside the squared circle, Christian Crusader seeks to use his success in pro-wrestling as a platform to sell bibles. If Jesus ever came back again, he'd make a great pro-wrestler. Aside from being all-powerful...who's gonna hit the guy? Christian Crusader hopes that the same goes for him. You don't hit that which is holy.

With a cross on his forehead, he utilizes the 'running sidewalk slam'. The maneuver is very devastating and very Roman Catholic. While people like the Viking Warrior draw their power from silly helmets, Christian Crusader does 'em one better - he digs deep for help from the Holy Spirit. Amen.

Sorry to ramble on but dammit this game SCARRED me and I must warn others of it.

misterbowtie
01-16-2009, 06:59 PM
Shadow the Hedgehog (GameCube).

http://www.weblogsinc.com/common/images/8412065764231519.JPG?0.11253421553082954

brooklynjonny
01-16-2009, 07:07 PM
http://image.com.com/gamespot/images/bigboxshots/4/935894_80594_front.jpg

cant beleive i actually bought this

deadbodyman11
01-16-2009, 07:08 PM
http://ac4.yt-thm-a03.yimg.com/image/18071a31627eabb2 (http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A9G_bDujEnFJEvcAeWmJzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTBpaWhqZmN tBHBvcwMzBHNlYwNzcgR2dGlkAw--/SIG=1mhcojm62/EXP=1232233507/**http%3A//images.search.yahoo.com/images/view%3Fback=http%253A%252F%252Fimages.search.yahoo .com%252Fsearch%252Fimages%253Fp%253D%252Bbugs%252 Bbunny%252Bnes%252Bgame%2526fr%253Dyfp-t-821%2526ei%253Dutf-8%2526x%253Dwrt%26w=400%26h=550%26imgurl=www.theol dcomputer.com%252FLibarary%2527s%252FPictures%252F NESGameCovers%252FBugs%252520Bunny%252520Carzy%252 520Castle.jpg%26rurl=http%253A%252F%252Fwww.theold computer.com%252FLibarary%2527s%252FPictures%252FN ESGameCovers%252FNES%252520Game%252520Covers%25252 0%2528main%2529.htm%26size=104kB%26name=Bugs%2BBun ny%2BCarzy%2BCastle.jpg%26p=bugs%2Bbunny%2Bnes%2Bg ame%26type=JPG%26oid=18071a31627eabb2%26no=3%26tt= 94%26sigr=1300e3s9i%26sigi=12q5j4kq9%26sigb=12v7pa jbd)

I picked it up at a flea market and gave it a try. One of the worst things ever. A more recent game that I played and hated was the Iron Man game and the Incredible Hulk game. Both terrible games all around.
On a sidenote, I actually liked Friday the 13th and still play it regularly.

jello00
01-16-2009, 07:16 PM
NinjaBread Man for the Wii

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/3/3a/Ninjabread_Man.jpg/250px-Ninjabread_Man.jpg

Unbelievably bad!

Corizzle
01-16-2009, 07:18 PM
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/bb/HomeImprovementSNEScover.jpg
Home Improvement - SNES

Loved the show as a kid so I bought this game at a flea market, bad idea.

TouchMyWiimote
01-16-2009, 07:19 PM
Two Worlds for Xbox 360
http://gamelosofy.com/wp-content/uploads/two_worlds.jpg

bought it, beat it, hated it.

Sdawg
01-16-2009, 07:19 PM
I think they came out with a show of that M.U.S.C.L.E game called Ultimate Muscle,lol

dpac
01-16-2009, 07:21 PM
http://www.nintendoworldreport.com/media/11627/1/57.jpg

As much as I loved the old-school TMNT cover art for this game, it was torture getting anywhere in it. Clearly, your turtles are gonna die.

Flame Killa
01-16-2009, 07:22 PM
http://cache.kotaku.com/assets/resources/2007/10/yaris_xbla.jpg

Yaris is probably the worst game I have ever played. I know it was free and all, but that still no excuse for this piece of crap. S*** graphics, s*** gameplay, s*** music, s*** EVERYTHING. I've never played ET before. But I truly think it was proablly way better than this steaming pile of crap.

morphineseason
01-16-2009, 07:32 PM
To stay in the spirit of Braid (2D art style), I'll go old school and pick this:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/0f/R_NES.PNG

(Rambo for the NES). It's just terrible. Not a whole lot more to say.

Magehart
01-16-2009, 07:34 PM
The worst video game i've ever played/watched/slept through is Xenosaga:
http://www.tycromedia.com/images/PS2%20Xenosaga%20Episode%20I%20Der%20Wille%20zur%2 0Macht.jpg

To hell with that movie; I mean game.

Bioshocked360
01-16-2009, 07:35 PM
Vampire Rain for the Xbox 360, I played it for about 2 minutes before trading it in.

http://i.testfreaks.co.uk/images/products/600x400/54/vampire-rain.418358.jpg

airraizer
01-16-2009, 07:37 PM
http://www.gamershell.com/static/boxart/large/28.jpg

A bad memory from my PC gaming past.

gecko_hawaii13
01-16-2009, 07:49 PM
Just the fact that such a game exists is appalling.

Super Columbine Massacre RPG
http://www.rampantgames.com/blog/uploaded_images/ColumbineCafeteria-778163.jpg

samblueman
01-16-2009, 07:49 PM
http://ac4.yt-thm-a01.yimg.com/image/a8395527fe79686a (http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A9G_bHOfHHFJalUBgDmJzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTBpc2ozM2g zBHBvcwM0BHNlYwNzcgR2dGlkAw--/SIG=1g08phkdo/EXP=1232236063/**http%3A//images.search.yahoo.com/images/view%3Fback=http%253A%252F%252Fimages.search.yahoo .com%252Fsearch%252Fimages%253Fei%253DUTF-8%2526p%253Drascal%252520ps1%2526fr2%253Dtab-web%2526fr%253Dslv8-hptb5%26w=255%26h=222%26imgurl=www.psxa2z.com%252F gpgs%252Ffrnts%252FBT0834FB.jpg%26rurl=http%253A%2 52F%252Fwww.psxa2z.com%252Fgpgs%252FBT0834.html%26 size=14.4kB%26name=BT0834FB.jpg%26p=rascal%2Bps1%2 6type=JPG%26oid=a8395527fe79686a%26no=4%26tt=5%26s igr=116h06mvi%26sigi=116tecfl8%26sigb=12uggkijl)ra scal the worst game i have ever played.It was the first and only game to make me sick playing it.

dolemite
01-16-2009, 07:53 PM
I would have to say Tobal No. 1 for the Psx. The only thing that made this game worth a crap was the FF7 demo it came with.http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/a7/Tobal_No_1.gif

kicking222
01-16-2009, 07:55 PM
http://media.gamestats.com/gg/image/object/010/010455/ExtremePaintbrawl_1_PCboxboxart_160w.jpg

Extreme Paintbrawl for the PC. I actually purchased this upon seeing it in a four-pack of PC games that I believe cost me $2.50. With a 0.7 IGN review, I just couldn't help myself... and lord, it was just as bad as I assumed it would be.

I also own Big Rigs, but I've never played it, so Paintbrawl wins.

garfep
01-16-2009, 07:57 PM
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41QBkA%2BTEAL._SL500_AA280_.jpg

Mario Is Missing for SNES

DarkSageRK
01-16-2009, 08:05 PM
http://www.game-over.net/review/april99/blaze/Screen3.JPG

The PC game Blaze and Blade. I couldn't even find fun with three other people. How could someone make such a shitty game? I could only think of one reason: pure malevolence.

souleman96
01-16-2009, 08:12 PM
My grandmother had an Atari 2600 and actually owned a copy of ET... yes it is as bad as legend tells.

http://www.emuunlim.com/doteaters/CrashET.gif

(sorry, I don't know how to post pics either. If anyone want's to share please do)

bobo2k4
01-16-2009, 08:14 PM
http://retromedia.ign.com/retro/image/object/000/000122/LightCrusaderGenesisBoxartboxart_160w.jpg

Light Crusader for the old Sega Genesis.
I thought this was going to be some badass Zelda game but it was boring and had this weird glitch where you can "push" all the NPCs around.

dinaboo
01-16-2009, 08:23 PM
http://image.com.com/gamespot/images/2003/all/boxshots2/943627_96867.jpg

http://www.gamespot.com/cgi/game_score_piechart.php?id=943627

I knew it would suck, but it was free, so I tried it anyway.
I feel shame.

antlp89
01-16-2009, 08:43 PM
http://www.nintendoworldreport.com/media/11627/1/57.jpg

As much as I loved the old-school TMNT cover art for this game, it was torture getting anywhere in it. Clearly, your turtles are gonna die.

OMG, I had this game as a kid! And yes I never beat it because I could never beat that damn water part where you had to diffuse the bombs or something :bomb:. I dunno, I really liked everything in that game up to that point, but then again I found ways of liking all my games when I was younger :).

To the OP, great idea for a contest, here's my pic:

http://www.hardgamer.com.br/images/uploads/20071204_gc18wheeleraprotrucker.jpg

Funny thing is, I still found a way of getting enjoyment out of this one too, despite how crappy it was :D.

retail sucks
01-16-2009, 08:47 PM
[b]Pac-Man for the Atari 2600. And yes, I owned a played it.

http://www.kudla.org/raindog/2600pac.gif

easper
01-16-2009, 08:57 PM
I remember this one from my college days.

http://www.consoleclassix.com/info_img/Skitchin_GEN_ScreenShot1.gif

zewone
01-16-2009, 09:05 PM
http://image.com.com/gamespot/images/2003/all/boxshots2/943627_96867.jpg

Pretty shitty.

animemaniac14
01-16-2009, 09:09 PM
gah...how my parents expected this game to make me learn was BEYOND me...

http://www.vgchartz.com/games/pics/415437aaa.jpg

Sesame Street 123/ABC's (NES)

and just for the hell of it:

http://www.gamerevolution.com/images/misc/Image/sesame_street_gang.jpg

gameboy280
01-16-2009, 09:17 PM
http://img105.imageshack.us/img105/3471/250pxzeldaadventuregameik6.th.jpg (http://img105.imageshack.us/my.php?image=250pxzeldaadventuregameik6.jpg)
Title: Zelda's Adventure
Sys: Philips CDI

Why its the worst game: Hands down one of if not the worst game in history - it utterly trashed the zelda name and often not even considered a game in the series of Zelda. This game is and will always be pure trash = ( I bought this from Montgomery Wards when they used to be in my city.

hufferstl
01-16-2009, 09:29 PM
Totemball on the 360, a game that wouldn't even be fun if the vision camera controls worked. I just wanted to get 1 achievement on it, and I knew in 2 seconds that I wouldn't have the stomach for it.

http://www.my360.com.au/img/game/TotemBall-3.jpg

jabberwakki
01-16-2009, 09:29 PM
X2: Wolverine's Revenge for the PC
http://pc.9lives.be/games/x-men-2-wolverine-s-revenge

I've been waiting pretty much my whole life for a good Wolverine game... Orgins is the next batter.

mowmow
01-16-2009, 09:33 PM
http://www.consoleclassix.com/info_img/Bugs_Bunnys_Birthday_Blowout_NES_ScreenShot1.jpg

Bugs Bunny Birthday Blowout.... what a waste of money back in the day

emperor922
01-16-2009, 09:37 PM
charlies angels for gamecube, my sister had alot of crappy games and i got to play them all
http://image.com.com/gamespot/images/bigboxshots/9/542019_front.jpg

gunm
01-16-2009, 09:39 PM
Of the bad games I played (and actually owned) it's a close tie between ET for 2600 and Raiders of the Lost Ark for 2600. In the end, I went with:

http://z.about.com/d/classicgames/1/0/a/2/-/-/RaidersAtari.jpg

The Chop Suey
01-16-2009, 09:41 PM
Yaris
Xbox 360 hands down
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Yarisxbla.jpg

The Chop Suey
01-16-2009, 09:43 PM
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/38/Yarisxbla.jpg (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/38/Yarisxbla.jpg)

HanSolomente
01-16-2009, 09:46 PM
Club Drive for the Atari Jaguar.

http://justclaws.atari.org/jagsite/gameinfo/screens/cdrive2.jpghttp://justclaws.atari.org/jagsite/gameinfo/screens/cdrive1.jpg

aphu9876
01-16-2009, 10:08 PM
http://media.teamxbox.com/games/ss/1168/1138828063.jpg

Final Fight Streetwise for Xbox, way to ruin a good series.

flyinsquirrel360
01-16-2009, 10:31 PM
MINESWEEPEEEEEERR!!!!! i hate you. thankyou windows. i can't win.
file:///C:/DOCUME%7E1/tom/LOCALS%7E1/Temp/moz-screenshot.jpghttp://www.uberreview.com/wp-content/uploads/506x363-minesweeper.jpg

hoho-jijo
01-16-2009, 10:37 PM
Sewer Shark for Sega CD
[/URL][URL="http://img88.imageshack.us/my.php?image=sewersharkcoverartea4.jpg"]http://img88.imageshack.us/img88/2756/sewersharkcoverartea4.th.jpg (http://www.cheapassgamer.com/forums/%5BURL=http://img88.imageshack.us/my.php?image=sewersharkcoverartea4.jpg%5D%5BIMG%5D http://img88.imageshack.us/img88/2756/sewersharkcoverartea4.th.jpg%5B/IMG%5D%5B/URL%5D)

Mattte
01-16-2009, 10:45 PM
Runescape...my little brother used to play it, all I could do is shake my head and walk away.
http://img172.imageshack.us/img172/2745/06aug27220501sb2.png

wwfward
01-16-2009, 10:48 PM
Azurik Rise of Perathia for Xbox.

http://www.thegamingonline.com/Xbox/Screenshots/Pictures/azurik_rop_closeup.jpg

(shudders)

Monsta Mack
01-16-2009, 11:12 PM
Took me a while to think about it but i think i hit classic crap gold.

http://hg101.classicgaming.gamespy.com/hydlide/hydlide-nes2.png

This is also my pick for worst game I ever played. Hydlide even tops Drake and Stake for XBox.

Hsith
01-16-2009, 11:39 PM
It has to be Sonic the Hedgehog for Xbox 360.
http://www.playfuls.com/images/boxshot/upload/Sonic_the_Hedgehog_xbox360.jpg
ARGH:bomb: Terrible controls, crappy animations. Worst sonic game EVER!

mistermoravec
01-16-2009, 11:40 PM
Hands down, the worst game ever made: Catfight for the pc. It was a girl fighting game that totally blew chunks from the chunky factory.

http://img175.imageshack.us/img175/1692/196888pchb8.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

if you have any doubt check out this review (http://www.gamespot.com/pc/action/catfight/review.html?om_act=convert&om_clk=gssummary&tag=summary;read-review)

weaselx3
01-16-2009, 11:43 PM
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/4/42/Aquaman_battle_for_atlantis_gamecube_cover_scan.jp g/250px-Aquaman_battle_for_atlantis_gamecube_cover_scan.jp g it was named after the worst superhero in the history of ever, i shouldve seen it coming.

cruzfactor
01-17-2009, 12:04 AM
http://scrapetv.com/News/News%20Pages/Games/Images/taboo%20the%20game.jpg


Who can forget Taboo: The Sixth Sense?!?!? Curse my luck for renting this non-game.

Ghostcri
01-17-2009, 12:15 AM
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/6e/God_Hand.jpg
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/6e/God_Hand.jpg)

orbit18
01-17-2009, 12:26 AM
The mummy returns on the Playstation 2.

http://image.com.com/gamespot/images/bigboxshots/9/480909_front.jpg

ironman206
01-17-2009, 12:43 AM
Decent Pizza, Good Marketing Campaign, Oh so bad Video game.

http://media.gamerevolution.com/images/feature/worst_names/yo_noid.jpg

Yo! Noid - NES... Why Capcom, Why?

lanleague
01-17-2009, 12:57 AM
http://image.com.com/gamespot/images/bigboxshots/0/528160_front.jpg

You have to wait in digital line to play the mini-games for Christ's sake.

HotShotX
01-17-2009, 12:57 AM
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51Qw0HLDwnL._SS500_.jpg

Picked it up cheap for CAG Poker Night, then when CAG Poker Night went away after 2 weeks, I was stuck with a shitty game to get all the achievements in (the perfectionist in me). Hours after Hours. God I fucking hated it so much.

~HotShotX

King
01-17-2009, 01:38 AM
Paid 90 bucks for this piece of shit

http://image.com.com/gamespot/images/bigboxshots/5/196565_50157_front.jpg

Pookymeister
01-17-2009, 01:43 AM
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/7/7d/50_Cent_Bulletproof_2.jpg/250px-50_Cent_Bulletproof_2.jpg

PS2. Just because its $2 , doesnt mean you have to buy it. A Lesson Learned.

elsnow77
01-17-2009, 02:12 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v61/akane2299/IGN/sneak-king-.jpg

sneak king, xbox 360

SoNiC1023
01-17-2009, 02:22 AM
I know Im not gonna be popular by saying this but I HATED Quest 64!!!!!!
http://cache.kotaku.com/assets/resources/2007/06/Quest64_bigwtmk.jpg

Polykarbon
01-17-2009, 02:29 AM
escape from bug island for the nintendo wii. i actually finished the game. seriously.

http://wiimedia.ign.com/wii/image/article/749/749745/necro-nesia-20061207060459670_640w.jpghttp://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/32/Escape_from_Bug_Island.jpg

ggamdori
01-17-2009, 02:30 AM
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/5/52/Assassin%27s_Creed.jpg/256px-Assassin%27s_Creed.jpg
Assassin's creed PS3

Repetitive missions. Crappy battles. A pointless story. I kept playing to see the end of the story yet the ending was a POS. I was furious and sold it immediately.

machoman_93
01-17-2009, 02:31 AM
http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2007/10/08/business/09adcol.xlarge1.jpg


Yaris for the xbox 360 arcade.

I never thought a free game could be sooooo crappy.

Third Eye
01-17-2009, 03:00 AM
This game made me throw up, literally. I hated it, I could never play it longer than half an hour without getting nauseated.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/18/Jumpingflash_boxart.jpg

Wolve11
01-17-2009, 03:45 AM
http://image.com.com/gamespot/images/2003/all/boxshots2/954030_113384.jpg (http://www.gamespot.com/pages/image_viewer/boxshot.php?pid=954030)
Yea I played it...and I'll tell you what, the graphics aint bad, its the damn minigames that suck! I would normally whore the points out of this, but I can't do it...I let me shame go to even try it, but it was for nothing as although the points are easy, no soul ought to subject themselves to such horror.

loganx1187
01-17-2009, 03:46 AM
http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g290/LoganX1187/ss05.jpg

Star Fox Adventures - Nintendo GameCube

It sure looked pretty, and I liked Star Fox and Loved Zelda games, so I figured I couldn't go wrong with this one.

Yeah right! Fuck Prince Tricky, Fuck that fucking part where you have to hit the button about a zillion times in less than 30 seconds to progress the insipid plot, and fuck Rare and their crappy item collecting based crap ass gameplay a thousand times over. I hate this game with every fiber of my being. :bomb:

lolwut?
01-17-2009, 03:47 AM
Is it possible to enter for my girlfriend? She doesn't have a CAG username, but her XBL name is LovableSha. If not, that's cool, but it doesn't hurt to try. Worst game I can think of off the top of my head is

http://img120.imageshack.us/img120/3438/04akf4.gif (http://imageshack.us)
http://img120.imageshack.us/img120/04akf4.gif/1/w260.png (http://g.imageshack.us/img120/04akf4.gif/1/)

For SNES


My girlfriend said the worst game she's probably played is Garrett the Slug on Xbox 360; I can't seem to find a picture of it because it's so horrible!

Over easy
01-17-2009, 04:15 AM
http://pcmedia.ign.com/pc/image/object/142/14216045/jake_hunter._ds_esrbboxart_160w.jpg

I generally have a good sense of what a good game is, but argh, I can't believe I paid money for this. On the upside, I only paid a decent used price for this at GS with the weekly coupon and Edge card.

Captainzabu
01-17-2009, 04:38 AM
I've got one:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/8/88/Waterworld_for_Virtual_Boy,_Front_Cover.jpg

GunstarRed
01-17-2009, 05:03 AM
This thread brings back some REALLY bad gaming memories. I can't believe I played most of the games shown here! I was expecting most people to talk about a good game that was overhyped, but you people impressed me and really bought out the crap!

I've played tons of crap, but none worse than:

http://i170.photobucket.com/albums/u267/GunstarRed/CosmicRace.jpg

It was an import PS1 game a friend of mine brought back from his trip to Japan for a $1. It was a racing game with some of the worst steering controls imagined and no collision detection that allowed you to fly through anything. I just read on Wikipedia that it got a 0.0 review when it came out, and I can wholeheartedly say I agree.

Great idea for a contest! I'd love to win Braid, but the contest itself is alreadly fun!

mietha
01-17-2009, 05:18 AM
Ah man, there's just too many to choose. How about, I think, the worst game I own?


http://www.cheapassgamer.com/forums/picture.php?albumid=4964&pictureid=4558

Metal Dungeon on the Xbox

koruwa
01-17-2009, 05:38 AM
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/da/NiGHTS.jpg
nights on the wii was just plain horrible....

00JON
01-17-2009, 10:43 AM
I already have Braid. I just wanted to post the worst game ever. The Uncanny Xmen for the NES is the most frustrating, awful game I ever played. I was so excited when I got this when I was 7 years old and the disappointment and awfulness of this game has stuck with me forever.
http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/egamia/images//thumb/f/ff/Xmen_NES.jpg/220px-Xmen_NES.jpg

UGH
http://www.mobygames.com/images/shots/original/1075758464-00.png
http://www.mobygames.com/images/shots/original/1075758479-00.png

rifftnstrings
01-17-2009, 10:51 AM
http://www.gamershell.com/static/boxart/large/uk/5553.jpg

I can't recall any game that has ever made me so angry.

(Dis?)Honorable mentions to Superman 64 and that Dorito game on XBL Arcade.

Playgame38
01-17-2009, 10:59 AM
http://image.com.com/gamespot/images/bigboxshots/2/198862_43031_front.jpg

Superman for the N64. (Not to mention Gamespot gave it a 1.3, "abysmal".)

heavynova
01-17-2009, 11:39 AM
This game sucked with a capital "UCKED"...very disappointing. Thank God Tecmo came out to show 'em how it's done!

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/d/d4/Arcade_10_Yard_Fight.png/180px-Arcade_10_Yard_Fight.png

ninja dog
01-17-2009, 12:07 PM
http://i43.tinypic.com/xkpymr.gif

http://i39.tinypic.com/2yo7u4o.jpg

http://i43.tinypic.com/j9xd8l.jpg

Cheetahmen II - NES

The first Cheetahmen was meant to capitalize on the TMNT craze. It was made by one of those weird unauthorized Nintendo publishers. Obviously, it was a huge failure, but they started on part 2 anyway. They "finished" the game, printed about 1500 copies, but never released them to stores (ran out of money or something.) They sold the copies out of a warehouse some years later and ROMs made it on to the web.

The game is hardly playable, though it's "complete."

If you need further convincing, see here:
http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=Cheetahmen+2&search_type=

SithFran
01-17-2009, 12:27 PM
I already have Braid. I just wanted to post the worst game ever. The Uncanny Xmen for the NES is the most frustrating, awful game I ever played. I was so excited when I got this when I was 7 years old and the disappointment and awfulness of this game has stuck with me forever.
http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/egamia/images//thumb/f/ff/Xmen_NES.jpg/220px-Xmen_NES.jpg



Damn it, I was going to post this.

Well, what about
http://www.theoldcomputer.com/Libarary's/Pictures/NESGameCovers/Raid%20on%20Bungeling%20Bay.jpg

or

http://hg101.classicgaming.gamespy.com/athena/athena-nes.jpg

or

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/c/c1/Golgo_13_-_NES_game_(cover_art).jpg

or

http://www.theoldcomputer.com/Libarary's/Pictures/NESGameCovers/Deadly%20Towers.jpg

So many scars.

thespyderboy
01-17-2009, 12:39 PM
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/e/ed/Gijoenesbox.jpg (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Gijoenesbox.jpg)

G.I. Joe for the original NES, circa 1991. Nothing like a ridiculous difficult combined with mediocre graphics to ruin the spirit of a show and dash the enthusiasm of a 5-year-old. Paid around $60 for it, sold it to Funcoland within a week for less than half the price (adding to the disappointment and overall suckage/suckitude).

DarkTang
01-17-2009, 12:52 PM
SithFran, I'm pretty sure it's just your worst game, not 4 of them lol

Dmpazos
01-17-2009, 02:00 PM
bomberman act zero, that game sucked all the fun out of the old games
http://image.com.com/gamespot/images/bigboxshots/1/929921_75167_front.jpg

jackos1
01-17-2009, 02:25 PM
Cool topic, here it goes, Ghostbusters Nes
http://www.cinemassacre.com/new/wp-content/assets/avgn2007/avgn_ghostbusters.jpg

kwey516
01-17-2009, 02:46 PM
http://image.com.com/gamespot/images/2003/all/boxshots2/926686_63252.jpg http://www.gamespot.com/images/icons/enlarge.gif (http://www.gamespot.com/pages/image_viewer/boxshot.php?pid=926686)

horrible never by anything with 50cent on the cover

Ghostrage
01-17-2009, 03:16 PM
Uncle Fester's Quest on the NES.


http://www.badlydrawnkitties.com/images/177.png

This game still gives me nightmares till this day. Worst game ever!

JTHuffy
01-17-2009, 03:18 PM
http://library.thinkquest.org/06aug/01856/media/Super_mario_sunshine.jpg

The only Mario that I wouldn't play to its completion it was so bad!

DomLando
01-17-2009, 03:30 PM
http://www.cinemassacre.com/new/wp-content/assets/avgn2007/avgn_ghostbusters.jpg

Ghostbusters NES for me as well.

PhrostByte
01-17-2009, 03:46 PM
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/1c/AC_SF_Movie_Gameplay.png

Street Fighter: The Movie: The Game: The Movie: The Game (played it on arcade and PSX)

UjnHunter
01-17-2009, 03:46 PM
http://image.com.com/gamespot/images/bigboxshots/5/561435_front.jpg

Very... Bad.

Jake_Jenova
01-17-2009, 04:12 PM
Mine would have to be Evil Dead: Hail to the King the PSX/PC. Thought it would be a fun easy survival horror game but no, totally wrong.

http://pcmedia.ign.com/media/reviews/image/evildeal011_640w.jpg

Friend of Sonic
01-17-2009, 04:19 PM
http://i.testfreaks.de/images/products/600x400/189/bmx-xxx.449981.jpg
BMX XXX. I played it for the Gamecube. It was terrible, but there was nudity in it at least. Gettin' that milk out when I was teen for sure!

MasterSprtn117
01-17-2009, 04:20 PM
Yaris


http://cache.kotaku.com/assets/resources/2007/10/yaris_xbla.jpg

I hate this game. If you can even call it that.

trent82
01-17-2009, 04:34 PM
Dash Of Destruction
http://www.unlockxbox.com/uploads/DinoDash/DDTitle442x332.jpg

Ch33pSh33p
01-17-2009, 04:42 PM
http://tbn3.google.com/images?q=tbn:TFPTtlO7vOVxuM

Slamscape - PS1

MTV, stick with music..

aihuman
01-17-2009, 05:04 PM
Sweet peaces of crap.Eye of the Beholder for the Super Nintendo.
[img-l=4959]4566[/img-l][img-l=4959]4567[/img-l]

zionoverfire
01-17-2009, 05:16 PM
Metal Gear Soild 2, first game I forced myself to finish.

http://www.FreeImageHut.com/view.php?file=10731-fwyv8wv2.jpg

Adilink
01-17-2009, 05:22 PM
Captain Novolin, an SNES game about informing kids about diabetes!

http://img297.imageshack.us/img297/8964/novolinhx5.gif

someguy2222
01-17-2009, 05:35 PM
Wow... There were some games in this topic that I actually liked... Anyway, the worst game I played in recent memory is Kameo for the X360.http://image.com.com/gamespot/images/bigboxshots/5/516505_61127_front.jpg
Good thing I got the game for free.

Metrock
01-17-2009, 05:58 PM
Fallout 3 for Xbox 360. A lot people I know really liked this game but I didn't like it at all.

http://img178.imageshack.us/img178/774/fallout3lb8.jpg

Eihbeir
01-17-2009, 06:13 PM
The Hunt for Red October. I played Silent Service with my Dad, and we were hoping for another good sub simulation. It wasn't. :cry:

http://s103.photobucket.com/albums/m136/Eihbeir/Default/TheHuntforRedOctober.jpg

No One
01-17-2009, 06:22 PM
Oh cool, I usually stumble upon these kind of contests after they're done with.

Let's see... worst game I've ever played? I usually try to push those kind of memories to the deepest recesses of my mind, but if I were to dig back all the painful memories I'd have to say ...

Bubsy: Claws Encounters of the Furred Kind for the Genesis.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/8/89/Bubsy_front.jpg

Being the keen kid I was in the early '90s I was still trying to find cheap things to play. I should have known from the shitty puns as to what I was getting myself into, but I was a stupid kid, I didn't know better. I can still remember the wretched title screen music and the terrible synthesized voiceovers of Bubsy saying something before a level. Like the first level, "What could possibly go wrong?" except it came out "Whht chhhud pshhbly ghh wrhhg".

It didn't help that the game itself was pretty wonky, and that Bubsy could be killed by anything and fucking everything. Water, falling, touching just about anything in the environment. It was a nightmare. If I could, I'd find the man responsible for it and shit in his heart.

Anyways, that's my bit. If I happen to win my XBL tag is Rickenslacker

xdawg17
01-17-2009, 07:45 PM
Perfect Dark Zero for xbox 360. Worst most pointless game ever. http://braspel.nu/images/XBOX_360/Spel/X360_Perfect_Dark_Zero.jpg

chanster
01-17-2009, 07:54 PM
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y122/TallShow/WrestlingVG/TNA%20iMPACT/WWEv-TNAiMPACTgame.jpg

TNA Impact for Xbox 360. Totally wasted my $10.

1modernboy
01-17-2009, 08:06 PM
I too gotta go with X-Men on the NES. I remember being so excited about the title as a kid and saving up money for months... only to be exposed to this:

http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c26/1modernboy/X-Men_NES_ScreenShot2jpg.gif

yankeessuck
01-17-2009, 08:14 PM
http://www.racketboy.com/retro/shenmue-cover.jpg

Shenmue for Dreamcast. People seem to love it but I couldnt stand it

FreeReferrals4Me
01-17-2009, 08:18 PM
Custer's Revenge


Atari 2600

http://images.pcworld.com/reviews/graphics/127579-custer_a.jpg

Mr_hockey66
01-17-2009, 08:31 PM
Fallout 3 for Xbox 360. A lot people I know really liked this game but I didn't like it at all.

http://img178.imageshack.us/img178/774/fallout3lb8.jpg

have you got out of the vault? better after that

jlewis13
01-17-2009, 09:22 PM
\


worst game ive ever played

http://i108.photobucket.com/albums/n6/pezoids/MISC%20PICS/MISC%20GAMES/NES-SNES%20GAMES/NES-Ghostbusters.jpg

MoonSka
01-17-2009, 10:15 PM
Castlevania 64 for the Nintendo 64

http://g-ecx.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/26/d7/34f9793509a083e6d22b0110._AA280_.L.jpg

I could never bring myself to finish the game. I think I played it for a total of 45 minutes before I couldn't take it anymore.

fazfznz
01-17-2009, 10:50 PM
http://www.freeimagehut.com/view.php?file=10731-fwyv8wv2.jpg (http://www.gamestop.com/common/images/lbox/180301b.jpg)
worst game i've played konami shoudl just stick to card games.

YawnAmuroYawn
01-17-2009, 10:55 PM
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/b8/Uggsy_box.jpg

I use to buy cheap games from Kay Bee toys when I was younger. For some reason this was always one of those titles I never ever forgot about.

Jesus_S_Preston
01-17-2009, 11:57 PM
http://www.comparestoreprices.co.uk/images/ni/nintendo-hamtaro-ham-hams-unite-gbc.jpg

Just don't ask. Just....oh my.

xbox360please
01-18-2009, 12:33 AM
http://www.magazinjocuri.ro/fotografii/1381_86868400.jpg
GARBAGE

crzyboy88
01-18-2009, 01:04 AM
http://www.glaister.com/History/Andy/Nightcaster.jpg

Fuck me sideways. They made a sequel to it too.

Schmackledorf
01-18-2009, 02:57 AM
http://www.glaister.com/History/Andy/Nightcaster.jpg

Fuck me sideways. They made a sequel to it too.

Holy crap, that was a horrid game. I forgot all about that until now. Easily the worst game I've played (that I recall).

Adilink
01-18-2009, 03:22 AM
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/6e/God_Hand.jpg
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/6e/God_Hand.jpg)

WHAT?!!! This is my favorite game of ALL TIME!

wowimsocute
01-18-2009, 03:39 AM
Perfect Dark Zero for xbox 360. Worst most pointless game ever.
really really bad. i'm glad i didnt pay $60 at launch for that. dear lord, what were they thinking?

and i liked dragonball z sagas!

anyway, from the top of my mind, the game that gets a total WTF is bliss island on XBLA.
http://www.xblarcade.com/files/192_168_1_63-image4.jpg

tanis
01-18-2009, 03:48 AM
Ack... was sooooo upset to play this wreck of an arcade-port gone wrong.
They couldn't even render dots ... I mean... what the !?!

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/2e/Pac-man_flicker.gif

xenosphere
01-18-2009, 04:02 AM
http://www.gamebox.com.pl/xbox/spawn%20%20xb.jpg
Spawn: Armageddon - Xbox

koopa
01-18-2009, 04:22 AM
http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b307/cz-sonikku/Sonic_2006_box_art1.png?t=1171899080



God i thought i liked sonic enough to not hate this game as much as i do. It has to be one of the worst thrown together games of all time.

GT = king koopa 1080

sturner83
01-18-2009, 09:07 AM
http://images.gamefly.com/images/games/e/102595e.jpg
Kabuki Warriors may be the worse game ever for xbox.

pigpen81
01-18-2009, 10:40 AM
Bubsy 3D is the worst Bubsy game and definitely the worst game off all time:

http://i556.photobucket.com/albums/ss9/pigpen8113/Bubsy.gif


It was painful to play and watch.

Jedi1979
01-18-2009, 10:59 AM
cliffhanger for the Genesis comes to mind...I hated the avalanche level

http://image.com.com/gamespot/images/2003/all/boxshots2/586110_38852.jpghttp://ui32.gamefaqs.com/1087/gfs_38852_2_1.jpg (http://ui32.gamefaqs.com/1087/gfs_38852_2_1.jpg)http://www.mobygames.com/images/shots/original/1169310046-02.png

The Frozin One
01-18-2009, 11:05 AM
Worst Game I've Ever Played =

http://games.everlanditalia.it/The%20Matrix%20Path%20of%20Neo/the%20matrix%20path%20of%20neo.jpg

I really enjoyed the movies, and thought Enter The Matrix (Xbox) wasn't a total waste of my time because I enjoyed the movie and extra scenes, but thought they could do WAY better. Well, it got worse with Path of Neo when I played it on the Xbox, which makes it the worst game I've ever played.

Awesome contest, good luck all!

ghostofdavid
01-18-2009, 11:47 AM
http://www.coverbrowser.com/image/nes-games/171-1.jpg

http://games.multimedia.cx/wp-content/uploads/conan-lion.png

This is the worst game I think I have ever played. I picked it out, to rent, from the local grocery store. I was so frustrated it was the first and only time my mom let me call a 1-900 video game number (I think it was in the manual!) to figure out how to get past the first two screens of the game. Now I am convinced that the only way the game made money was through the suckers who called the 900 number help line. The tech guy on the other end was nice and tried to describe how to get past the impossible jumps of the game but I couldn't figure it out. I lied to him that I figured it out because he was so nice that I didn't want him to feel like he did a bad job explaining it (obviously the game was garbage) and I played some other game for the rest of the night. Whew! There are some fantastic posts in this thread!

ohram
01-18-2009, 02:03 PM
There's something wrong with this game. It's something so awful you'd have to play it to understand.... Understand why it's the greatest Dreamcast game ever.

Dynamite Cop. The game begins on an oil tanker, and guess who's been kidnapped! That's right, the president. Are you a bad enough dude to save him? You're gonna have to be. The best way to put this game is 3D Double Dragon. But the story is just so out there. You go from boat, to ski jet, to another boat, an island, AND then. I'm pretty sure at the end you fight the president.It's just so wild you have to play it sometime.


http://img132.imageshack.us/img132/5849/b00004tnmt03lzzzzzzzac4.jpg

Would box art like THIS lie?

CosmosTheMouse
01-18-2009, 02:19 PM
I'm not sure if i'm late or not but I don't even care because I have to get it out yet again.
Worst game ever... Aquanauts Holiday for PS1.

This was actually the first game I got for the PS1 and thank god first impressions didn't make me throw the system out the window. It's like an early version of Endless Ocean except it has no graphics, point, gameplay, or redeeming value whatsoever! Let the screenshot speak for itself.

http://i39.tinypic.com/2e4lw6h.png

I actually get angry every time I think of it. The big "suprise" of the game is that after a while you get to BE one of the fish. This means a blocky figure of a carp is placed in front of the screen.... and you get to play like you normally do. But have it right in your face.

Paulbert7
01-18-2009, 02:35 PM
http://www.gamewad.com/gw_images/worst_decade/kiss_pinball.jpg

It's so bad... how do you mess up a pinball game?

PhrostByte
01-18-2009, 03:31 PM
Has anyone played Barney's Hide And Seek for Sega Genesis? My mom got the game for my sister when we were younger but I loved that game... damn I want to play it again.

soccerstud652
01-18-2009, 03:50 PM
http://img351.imageshack.us/img351/6237/3f1bkq8.jpg

Mortal Kombat Mythologies. I thought I was buying MK64 but instead I got this crap. Misleading marketing and cool box art and a young kid with allowance to spend.

Also, Jan 23 is my bday and BRAID would be an awesome present.

Sofa King Kool
01-18-2009, 05:28 PM
Lowrider on the PS2

http://www.gameinformer.com/NR/rdonlyres/6459ADB5-72FB-44BE-8F62-0196E7BDC13B/3357/lowrider.jpg

It wasn't even that kind of bad where it was so bad it was good. It was just awful.

Great contest OP ;)

Chlorox
01-18-2009, 06:09 PM
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/61Dy5WkEUkL._SL500_AA266_.gif




Terrible Terrible game. Most of my time was spent shooting spiders or crabs or somethin really lame.

darkclawsofchaos
01-18-2009, 08:39 PM
http://media.ign.com/games/image/object/142/14242719/Sonic_unleashed360boxart_160w.jpg

I was hoping the reviews were just biased and jaded. I was horribly wrong. It was simply unplayable, even the day sections. Sonic broke my heart.

Gamer SDP
01-18-2009, 09:17 PM
The worst game I played huh. Well I've played some guys which I consider were bad, however the least time I ever put into a game (and actually played) was probably Pokemon Sapphire (and Ruby but only 3 minutes was invested in that). I played the game for approximately 2-3 on my GBA SP. The third generation was such a disappointment. This is why I would say Pokemon Sapphire (and Ruby) is the worst game I have played.

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/61RDD36KWPL._SL500_AA280_.jpg

Danro
01-18-2009, 09:33 PM
http://kotaku.com/assets/resources/2008/05/wits_and_wagers.jpg

Wits & Wagers for Live Arcade. I can't believe I actually downloaded this....

arrtee121
01-18-2009, 09:51 PM
http://gamesblvd.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/114387468_daikatanalogo-735872.jpg (http://gamesblvd.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/114387468_daikatanalogo-735872.jpg)

For the PC. John Romero certainly made me his bitch.

kicking222
01-18-2009, 10:17 PM
http://kotaku.com/assets/resources/2008/05/wits_and_wagers.jpg

Wits & Wagers for Live Arcade. I can't believe I actually downloaded this....

I saw my best friend was playing it on Live, and he tried to convince me he'd downloaded the entire game as opposed to the demo, as he did so while drunk (and he has made multiple DLC purchases while drunk, so this was not a stretch). However, I made the point that even while drunk, he wouldn't be stupid enough* to buy it, and he confessed to the lie.

*Not claiming you're stupid, Danro.

CosmosTheMouse
01-18-2009, 11:22 PM
There's something wrong with this game. It's something so awful you'd have to play it to understand.... Understand why it's the greatest Dreamcast game ever.

Dynamite Cop. The game begins on an oil tanker, and guess who's been kidnapped! That's right, the president. Are you a bad enough dude to save him? You're gonna have to be. The best way to put this game is 3D Double Dragon. But the story is just so out there. You go from boat, to ski jet, to another boat, an island, AND then. I'm pretty sure at the end you fight the president.It's just so wild you have to play it sometime.

Would box art like THIS lie?

Dude, I love Dynamite Cop. It's the only game I have where I can beat the hell out of a bear with a giant loaf of french bread.

And it was the president's daughter who was kidnapped, and you fought an insane pirate terrorist at the end. But the terrorists weren't just normal pirates... they were "Modern Day Pirates"!

Hao
01-18-2009, 11:43 PM
So, imagine the worst thing ever, except it's Dragon Ball Z: Taiketsu
http://www.armchairempire.com/images/Reviews/gba/dragon-ball-z-taiketsu/dragon-ball-z-taiketsu.jpg
I fully apologize for mentioning this in any sort of conversation.

topdolla69
01-18-2009, 11:53 PM
hmm, my worst game was this game for 3do called Twisted: The Game Show. It was just god-awful. It was a gameshow that u had to answer questions and play little minigames in order to make ur way to the top...zzzzzzz...oh sorry, I just fell asleep. The worst part was that it took forever for the fooking game to end and my goddamned brother freaking loved the game.

Escobar4Life
01-19-2009, 12:35 AM
http://xbox360media.ign.com/xbox360/image/object/742/742471/madden06_xbox360boxboxart_160w.jpg

Madden NFL 06 for Xbox 360. I decided to give it a try because some of my friends play it. I made a terrible decision. If I do not like NFL at all, why in the hell would I enjoy an NFL video game? The controls and rules were complicated. Maybe if I tried hard enough I would understand it but I didn't care about the game and sold it the next day.

Ilovetots
01-19-2009, 12:50 AM
http://www.irserious.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/superman64.jpg


Superman for the N64
Seanbaby's qoute says it all "Superman looks like a flying log in panties and everything is covered in a dull green fog."

http://www.videogamecritic.net/images/n64/superman.jpg

juvo
01-19-2009, 12:56 AM
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/3/3b/Superman64box.jpg/200px-Superman64box.jpghttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Superman64box.jpghttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Superman64box.jpghttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Superman64box.jpg

For anyone who bothered to play through Superman 64, the ending is the last rusty nail in a series of suck.

Mad D
01-19-2009, 04:48 AM
I just want to contribute this.

PIT FIGHTER (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PnFU-BXda2A)

http://www.klov.com/images/10/1091675903.jpg

http://www.klov.com/images/11/118124215119.png

Jack McSmack
01-19-2009, 10:33 AM
http://media.teamxbox.com/games/boxart/image6591.jpg

One day while at Big Lots buying Apple Crisp mix I found Robocop for the Xbox. It was $2! Plus it was a collectors edition! How can a collectors edition not be worth $2? I played it for thirty minutes and felt so ripped off that the next time I went to Big Lots I brought the game with me. I found a price sticker that was $80, peeled it off, and put it on the Robocop box.

I kind of feel bad about that now. It's unlikely but possible that someone actually bought this because they thought a "collectors edition" would be worth $80.

n64ra
01-19-2009, 12:10 PM
war gods - gag

http://i366.photobucket.com/albums/oo108/n64ra/War_Gods_pal.jpg

wizard341
01-19-2009, 02:03 PM
Thanks to everyone for participating! This contest brought back some very, very bad memories about some of my earlier game years.

I have randomly selected 2 winners, and those 2 winners were :

FreeReferrals4Me

&

aphu9876

Congrats to them!

aphu9876
01-19-2009, 03:26 PM
Sweet, thanks Wizard341 for the copy of braid and the contest. I'm glad my bad game experience wasn't all in vain.

FreeReferrals4Me
01-19-2009, 03:38 PM
Same

Thanks alot :)

Tootythebear
01-19-2009, 03:47 PM
http://blogs.columbiatribune.com/gameover/boxart_jap_bomberman-act-zero.jpg

Bomberman Act Zero was a horrble game. I bought it as a gag white elephant gift, and the person refused to accept the gift so they put it into my car at the end of the night. I played it when i got home and it was the worst POS i have every played. Never play levels 1-99 without continues or lives without being drunk first.

MasterSprtn117
01-19-2009, 05:57 PM
Aw, too bad I didn't win..
Congrats to you two.

Keef
01-19-2009, 06:52 PM
http://i41.tinypic.com/hvzzw7.png



I'm almost ashamed to admit I've played it.

No One
01-20-2009, 01:31 AM
Unlucky again!

Ah well, enjoy the game you two.

killachris
01-20-2009, 01:40 AM
http://xbox360.guias-trucos-juegos.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/avatar-burning-earth-360.jpg ya worst game i ever played....

BMoD
01-20-2009, 01:43 AM
Oh god, how i hate these games.

http://img299.imageshack.us/img299/1554/halo3ox0.jpg

goomba478
01-22-2009, 12:48 AM
I'm going to go old school with this one:

Dash Galaxy in The Alien Asylum - NES

http://www.coverbrowser.com/image/nes-games/188-1.jpg

My brother and I spent nearly $60 USD after tax back in the day (pooled our Christmas Money at an Electronics Boutique) and man was this game awful. It had horrible play control, weird gravity that never seemed to work and nearly endless missions that were really, really difficult to finish. I should go back and play it and see if it still sucks as much as I remember. But man oh man did I hate this game back in the day =P

GameOnJohn
01-22-2009, 01:26 AM
For the people that listed Fallout 3 and MGS2 for the worst games you have ever played must of not played many games. Because they are two of the best rated games ever.

Dominator42
02-20-2009, 11:39 AM
http://www.nwiizone.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/EA-Playground-Wii-01.jpg


http://cache.kotaku.com/assets/resources/2007/08/tether.jpg

Playground for the Wii...worst game ever

JetBlackout
02-20-2009, 12:43 PM
Dominator, this contest has been over for about a month.

DJAD
02-20-2009, 01:29 PM
Whoever posted God Hand needs to post reasons why.

I loved that game.

someguy2222
02-20-2009, 02:56 PM
http://www.nwiizone.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/EA-Playground-Wii-01.jpg



Playground for the Wii...worst game ever

Why did you bump this thread?