The formerly Clear Jelly Dildew OTT

[manthing]

http://i122.photobucket.com/albums/o278/soraloveskairi/IMG_0279.jpg

TFN said it used to be clear

:???:

[Maklershed]

ick

[TheRock88]

ewww

[tiredfornow]

I know it was clear because I drove home with it taped over my eyes and I could still see the road.

[JJSP]

My friend, that is NSFL.

[Maklershed]

Not Safe For Love?

[JJSP]

Life, or lilboo.

[Maklershed]

I hate how it's like Sunshine in my room.

hmm interesting .. Danny Boyle (Slumdog Millionaire) directed Sunshine as well

[manthing]

Of course it's not safe for lilboo.

He's a size queen.

[-(

[corrosivefrost]

I know it was clear because I drove home with it taped over my eyes and I could still see the road.

:rofl:

[thekeybladewars]

Dildos stink. I hate them with a passion.
Dildos stink. I hate them with a passion.
Dildos stink. I hate them with a passion.
Dildos stink. I hate them with a passion.

What should I do with it? It's too heavy to make a head strap out of it.

[Maklershed]

Dildos stink. I hate them with a passion.
Dildos stink. I hate them with a passion.
Dildos stink. I hate them with a passion.
Dildos stink. I hate them with a passion.


What has Robby Robot done to you?

[Chika]

What has Robby Robot done to you?

apparently he doesn't know how to properly use a dildo.

[thekeybladewars]

What has Robby Robot done to you?

He let me touch his penith and I liked it better.

[Mojimbo]

Remember that time you tried to use it on me and it ended our sex life for months? I DO. :(:lol:

[corrosivefrost]

He let me touch his penith and I liked it better.

She touched my pepe, Steve.

[Chika]

She touched my pepe, Steve.

yea, and?

[corrosivefrost]

yea, and?

I'm a eat a dolfin.

[thekeybladewars]

I've contributed to such an amazing Off Topic Topic. Somebody polish my dildew, already.

[Soodmeg]

YAY! I have to sue a guy. This will be a great 3 weeks.


(And by great I mean a great waste of 3 weeks of my free time.)

[manthing]

Is it family Joe?

[thekeybladewars]

YAY! I have to sue a guy. This will be a great 3 weeks.


(And by great I mean a great waste of 3 weeks of my free time.)

What happened?

[Maklershed]

Soodmeg, how would you describe your hatred for whitey ...



none at all
a little bit
somewhat
a good amount
as much as Mojimbo

[corrosivefrost]

I've contributed to such an amazing Off Topic Topic. Somebody polish my dildew, already.

that job belongs to the owner.

[Mojimbo]

No one can hate whitey as much as I do, Marklershed.

[Soodmeg]

Nothing much. I worked for a guy for like 14 days and invoiced him about 2 and a half grand which we agreed upon. He had 30 days to pay and its been like 2 months.

I call, he says checks in the mail. I wait a week call back he starts giving me all these excuses and shit about how the business is doing bad and this and that. I say cool and wait another 2 weeks then call back and he still doesnt want to pay.

Now I can completely understand that in these times business is going under but remember I am a fucking freelancer and I dont have steady income coming in so I think giving him almost 3 months leway is fair enough. Now I want my money or hell if you dont have it give me the computers out of your office or a Camera...I am not picky.

So I am suing him. The only thing I am really pissed about is the fact that I could have spent the time I was working for him looking for other more legit gigs and stuff.

Bah.

[LinkinPrime]

The Beast is actually pretty sick!

Also Wolverine & The X-Men was pretty cool.

[DarthPuma]

That rat bastard!

[Soodmeg]

Soodmeg, how would you describe your hatred for whitey ...



none at all
a little bit
somewhat
a good amount
as much as Mojimbo



:-k
The fury of a thousand suns doesnt seem to be an option.

[Maklershed]

:-k
The fury of a thousand suns doesnt seem to be an option.


That's "as much as Mojimbo"

Why Mojimbo, why? :cry:

[manthing]

The Beast is actually pretty sick!

Also Wolverine & The X-Men was pretty cool.

No, it's not...

Batmang Brave&Bold is better

[lordwow]

Is The Beast better or worse than Burn Notice

[manthing]

The beast being Milwaukee's Best?

Than of course it's better!

:bouncy:

[corrosivefrost]

Why isn't fight club on blugay yet?

[manthing]

Because you touch yourself

[JolietJake]

Hey LP, go watch that Hulk vs. Wolverine movie.

[corrosivefrost]

Because you touch yourself

Highly unlikely.

[Brak]

These used Blood for Dracula and Flesh for Frankenstein Criterions I got from SecondSpin are in mint condition. :shock:

[manthing]

Highly unlikely.

You're probably right.

Rothman probably just hates you.


------------------


Those Hulk VS. things were great. Thor was awesome because it's Thor, and Deadpool was funny.

[JolietJake]

The wolverine one was better, couldn't believe he actually got to stab someone for once.


------------

A surgeon is taking a class of trainees to see a cadaver for the first time. He tells them that it's really important that they familiarise themselves with the corpse, so he says "Do exactly as I do"
He then sticks his finger into the dead guys anus, pulls it out and sucks on it. Then he lines up the students and says "Now your turn."
Obediently, one by one, grimacing as they do, they all in turn, put their fingers in the guys ass and then suck on them.
Once they all complete the task, the surgeon says "It's also important that you learn to be observant. I put my ring finger in his ass and my index finger in my mouth"

[LinkinPrime]

Hey LP, go watch that Hulk vs. Wolverine movie.

I'm planning on it.

Is The Beast better or worse than Burn Notice

It's hard to compare...different shows. The Beast is darker, maybe even noir.

-------

Just tried Crysis on my PC with my new videocard :shock: It's fucking sweet and looks amazing :drool:

[Mojimbo]

What video card did you get and what resolution are you running it in, LnknPrime?

[Brak]

Wolverine/Hulk, the comic, was so surreal.

I love that Wolverine was nude the entire time. :lol:

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/61AE8CPfRML._SS500_.jpg

[LinkinPrime]

What video card did you get and what resolution are you running it in, LnknPrime?

I got this one:
http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=N82E16814121272

Went into auto settings within the game...basically searches for what your PC can handle. Everything switched to "High"...My monitor only does 1400x900 which is enough for me. The plants, water, grass....looked way better than any game I've seen before.

[manthing]

The wolverine one was better, couldn't believe he actually got to stab someone for once.


------------

A surgeon is taking a class of trainees to see a cadaver for the first time. He tells them that it's really important that they familiarise themselves with the corpse, so he says "Do exactly as I do"
He then sticks his finger into the dead guys anus, pulls it out and sucks on it. Then he lines up the students and says "Now your turn."
Obediently, one by one, grimacing as they do, they all in turn, put their fingers in the guys ass and then suck on them.
Once they all complete the task, the surgeon says "It's also important that you learn to be observant. I put my ring finger in his ass and my index finger in my mouth"


[-(

Thor was awesome, it had the Warriors Three.


--------------

Thanks Minh, you gave JJ a plethora of material

:-|

[tiredfornow]

f.e.a.r. 2 demo is off the hook and full of gore. :shock:

[CaseyRyback]

I watched thirty minutes of the second episode and the beast was pretty good. I DVR'd the first two episodes and need to watch them to see if I like the show as much as that thirty minutes made me think I might.

[CaseyRyback]

f.e.a.r. 2 demo is off the hook and full of gore. :shock:

The first time I catch a deal I think I am going to pick up the PC version.

[LinkinPrime]

I missed the first episode so I had to cath it on a Saturday afternoon...I didn't know they cussed, it was censored though. I'll be watching ep2 today...hopefully uncensored since it recorded at its original time.

[xcopy]

f.e.a.r. 2 demo is off the hook and full of gore. :shock:

Off da chizzain to be exact.

[manthing]

Noice User Title, mang!

---------------


Miracle of Santa Anna is worth watching, right?

[JJSP]

Attn: rain - fuck off.

[LinkinPrime]

I gotta download the PC version and see how that looks on my sweet new videocard.

[tiredfornow]

My only complaint is that the character walks so fuckin' slow... but there's the sprint button for that. :]

[Moxio]

LP you should have gotten the 4870. 8-)

[CaseyRyback]

I hope most of the old guns show up. That guy in the FEAR thread was right about how awesome the nail gun and the disintegration gun were.

[JJSP]

http://www.whipitoutcomedy.com/2009/01/10-funniest-photos-of-kids-staring-at.html

[tiredfornow]

I hope most of the old guns show up. That guy in the FEAR thread was right about how awesome the nail gun and the disintegration gun were.It feels like a totally different game. Still an SMG, combat shotgun, and assault rifle but they feel a lot more different.

[TheRock88]

Demo was pretty good until you get to the mech part.

[Moxio]

Yeah, it does feel like a different game sorta.

[manthing]

Damn @ 'Longest Day' in this movie.

That and 'Bridge over the River Kwai' are about the only WW2 films I like.


I need a deal on that Blu Cheeze

[detectiveconan16]

They must do something about that children's movie Cowman! It is a sin against nature!

[Moxio]

Who are all these random $$$$$$s posting in here?

[MusicNoteLess]

Your cousins.

[manthing]

Mak lured them w/ the promise of a free 360

[tiredfornow]

Demo was pretty good until you get to the mech part.I really liked destroying everything in my path. :shrugs:

[crystalklear64]

LOTR cuntquest sux

[Moxio]

Your cousins.
:|

[Eviltude]

http://www.americanforkliftsociety.com/images/choda_dog.jpg

[LinkinPrime]

LP you should have gotten the 4870. 8-)

Too expensive.

[pic]

What kind of fucked up porn are you into!?

[Mojimbo]

Be honest, do you watch the parts at the end when the dude c?ms all over the girl's face, LnknPrime?

[Eviltude]

LP - It's from Orgazmo, a movie that the creators of South Park made (I think) while they were still in college or shortly after. It's Choda Dog!

Mojimbo - One time I pulled out and it hit my girlfriend in the face. She wasn't happy...

[thekeybladewars]

Haha, these sexually explicit snowmen are great!

http://www.whipitoutcomedy.com/2009/01/8-most-sexually-explicit-snowman-photos.html

[thekeybladewars]

LP - It's from Orgazmo, a movie that the creators of South Park made (I think) while they were still in college or shortly after. It's Choda Dog!

Mojimbo - One time I pulled out and it hit my girlfriend in the face. She wasn't happy...

Well, I hope she grew some tits and got the hell over it. I think it's funny when that happens [accidentally].

[Eviltude]

Yeah she laughed after the fact. She thought I did it on purpose. I said, "I was all the way down here! How was I supposed to know." And I don't think her boobs could get much bigger ;).

[manthing]

Well, I hope she grew some tits and got the hell over it. I think it's funny when that happens [accidentally].

Most 'ethnic' women who straighten their hair don't think it's funny


'It better not have got in my hair!'


:-#

[Brak]

A friend of mine's first time: He Quickdraw McGraw'd in between the girl's thighs, then tried getting it hard again, and accidentally / basically beat-off-to-orgasm in front of her very eyes.

[Eviltude]

:rofl: Too true.

Quickdraw McGraw. :rofl:

[JJSP]

Probably old, but still something hilariously awesome about seeing a scorpion get chokeslammed by a beetle.

http://japanesebugfights.com/30.htm

[Mojimbo]

Hey, Brak:

http://www.cheapassgamer.com/forums/showpost.php?p=5411307&postcount=3410A friend of mine's first time: He Quickdraw McGraw'd in between the girl's thighs, then tried getting it hard again, and accidentally / basically beat-off-to-orgasm in front of her very eyes.:lol:

[crystalklear64]

Probably old, but still something hilariously awesome about seeing a scorpion get chokeslammed by a beetle.

http://japanesebugfights.com/30.htm
They were just talking about this probably like.. 30 mins ago.

[Wolve11]

A friend of mine's first time: He Quickdraw McGraw'd in between the girl's thighs, then tried getting it hard again, and accidentally / basically beat-off-to-orgasm in front of her very eyes.

:rofl: @ the terminology used in this....wow....

[manthing]

Benjamin Button wasn't very good.

:-/

[crystalklear64]

Make that 3 hours ago.
http://www.cheapassgamer.com/forums/showpost.php?p=5413806&postcount=477

[Brak]

Hey, Brak:

http://www.cheapassgamer.com/forums/showpost.php?p=5411307&postcount=3410:lol:
...

[zewone]

That scorpion was garbage.

[thekeybladewars]

Lollercycles @ Brak's friend's experience.


Benjamin Button wasn't very good.

:-/

You're such a manthong!

[Eviltude]

Well I'm off to hit up the coinstar so I can buy a french bauget and go to my g-ma's 78th birthday.

[manthing]

[-(

It wasn't better than Dark Knight or The Wrestler or Wall-E


Then again, The Reader wasn't good either

[thekeybladewars]

You can't compare those three!



-------------------

I miss the Beastie Boys. They had such fun videos.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GDS83yrM30Y

[Mojimbo]

Did you liveblog it?

[prmononoke]

While I haven't seen The Wrestler yet, The Dark Knight deserved best picture nomination before The Curious Case of Benjamin Button.

It was good, and I came out of it thinking it was excellent, but it hasn't stuck with me, unlike The Dark Knight or, say, Slumdog Millionaire.

[Brak]

Hay FBI.

[Mojimbo]

Intergalactic was so dang sick.

[manthing]

Benjamin Button was too much like Forrest Gump

:-/


I HATED Forrest Gump, so that tainted BB for me.

[Brak]

Spike Jonze is so dang sick.

[dcfox]

Gran Torino was a pretty bad ass movie despite the OTT saying otherwise.

[Mojimbo]

What did you think of that new stupid-ass Kevin James movie, bipolarfox?

---

I wish I was Spike Jonze. He boned both Sofia Coppola and Karen O.

[crystalklear64]

Muse's Knights of Cydonia video is pretty coo.

[manthing]

Hey Jimbo:


The story of Moxio's Millionaire cousin was in my Top 3 of 2008

8-)


I also like Scorsese flicks, with Taxi Driver being my favorite

[Mojimbo]

Did you liveblog it too?

[Brak]

Did Synecdoche, New York ever hit theatres?

[prmononoke]

It's coming to the local art theatre here soon, Brak.

Fuck, looks like already came here. Oops. Looks like I dropped the ball on that one.

[Mojimbo]

Yeah, like 2 months ago or so, maybe even earlier.

[manthing]

Did you liveblog it too?

Not all of us go to the theatre at 11 AM to see these films and touch ourselves and cry

:roll:

[dcfox]

I think it did. But that movie looked awful. I'm getting sick of Philip Seymour Hoffman. The guy is in every other movie these days.

[munch]

Has our boy wubb shown up today?

[Mojimbo]

I'm shitting on liveblogging, not home video, although that kind of stinks a little too.

[Moxio]

Wubb probably signed off immediately after making his mark and then pushed his computer tower out of his window.

[Brak]

http://www.cheapassgamer.com/forums/showpost.php?p=5414469&postcount=55

[prmononoke]

Gran Torino was a pretty bad ass movie despite the OTT saying otherwise.

I thought most of us liked it.

I thought it was great.

Muse's Knights of Cydonia video is pretty coo.

Fantastic video.

[manthing]

What flick have I Liveblogged about outside of 'The Longest Day' in this film?

:o)

[Ugamer_X]

http://www.cheapassgamer.com/forums/showpost.php?p=5414469&postcount=55
:rofl:

[Mojimbo]

I wonder if people acted like animals in movie theaters before the invention of VHS.

[prmononoke]

What does VHS have to do with how people behave in theaters?

[dcfox]

Hey Brak, is Detroit full of Asian gangs like in Gran Torino?

[Wolve11]

Mox you are out of control with that last post in the feedback forum.

[Moxio]

I hope CheapyD deletes my account after it. :^)

[Mojimbo]

w_£? must be like 30+, he wasn't maintaining w_£?'s Microsoft Humour Page when he was 7.

[Wolve11]

hmmm good point.

[thekeybladewars]

Has our boy wubb shown up today?


Infraction: Missing epilepsy disclaimer.

[manthing]

I might have to change my CAG villian nom from Wombat to Wubb


:-k

[tiredfornow]

you're corny!

[thekeybladewars]

What does VHS have to do with how people behave in theaters?

Because, maybe people behaved like jackasses, so they thought they'd just rent a movie and stay home, instead.

Example; while watching No Country for Old Men, there was this dumb bitch on her cell phone for one-third of the entire movie.

you're corny!

You are the one who's afraid of being called a fa9et for being seen flying a kite with me.

[manthing]

you're corny!


http://i123.photobucket.com/albums/o313/braxor/5stars.gif

[dcfox]

Because, maybe people behaved like jackasses, so they thought they'd just rent a movie and stay home, instead.

Example; while watching No Country for Old Men, there was this dumb bitch on her cell phone for one-third of the entire movie.

When I went to go see the Hulk, some guy yelled out "run, Forrest, run". #-o

[thekeybladewars]

When I went to go see the Hulk, some guy yelled out "run, Forrest, run". #-o

Man, I hate people, sometimes.

[Ugamer_X]

I just walked downstairs to find that my roommate has put a giant hole in the wall. Time to go to Home Depot.

[crystalklear64]

tfn ur fa9et 4 no fly kite

[TheRock88]

Cmon teef, flying kites is 8-)

[tiredfornow]

brax0r (1:31:11 PM): <- That $$$$er, That Dude
tiredforawhile (1:52:23 PM): why?
tiredforawhile (1:52:29 PM): i think i'm going to fly a kite today!
tiredforawhile (1:52:31 PM): it's perfect outside.
brax0r (1:52:41 PM): :o
brax0r (1:52:46 PM): What will your friends say?
tiredforawhile (1:53:02 PM): what's wrong with kites?
brax0r (1:53:14 PM): They'll call you a $$$$$$. :o
brax0r (1:53:19 PM): Make a kite. It's fun.
tiredforawhile (1:54:01 PM): ... i don't think i want to fly a kite anymore.
brax0r (1:54:18 PM): :[

not sure what happened that first time... but i don't want to be called a $$$$$$, man! i'm scared of homosexuals. :/

[Moxio]

<DIV id=363 style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: transparent"><SPAN style="FONT: 12px Arial; COLOR: #0f0595">brax0r
Awesome post!

[prmononoke]

Because, maybe people behaved like jackasses, so they thought they'd just rent a movie and stay home, instead.

Example; while watching No Country for Old Men, there was this dumb bitch on her cell phone for one-third of the entire movie.

In that case, it would strike me that, once home video was common, people would actually be less obnoxious in theaters, as they could behave atrociously in the comfort of their own home, and not bother others.

Since people don't have common courtesy, though, it would seem to me as if VHS would not have an effect on that.

[JolietJake]

[-(

Thor was awesome, it had the Warriors Three.


--------------

Thanks Minh, you gave JJ a plethora of material

:-|
What do you get when you drop a piano down a mineshaft?


A flat minor.

[joe2187]

Band of Bros. Is fucken amazing on :br: I watch the whole first disc last night.

[manthing]

JJ:

I HATE joo

[TheRock88]

What do you get when JJ makes a joke?

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B000PMLJMQ.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

[JolietJake]

JJ:

I HATE joo
Your hate only makes me stronger.:evil:

Nice one rock.:lol:

[manthing]

Rck:

I would've said the clap

:-|

[Moxio]

Whatever happened to Gmooj? That guy still in jail?

[xcopy]

óvó

[Wolve11]

I think this can pick up a lot of popular support right now...
http://www.petitiononline.com/OTT/petition.html

[manthing]

Dear copy dude:

You have been reported for violating CAG's TOS by having a sig too large.

[munch]

What's the best DVD to use to optimize your TV settings?

[Rocko]

Oh, hey, I'm over 30,000 posts.

Nifty.

[Moxio]

It's actually really embarrassing, sixersballerAllenIverson. :^(

[Rocko]

Thank god you don't have that many- oh, wait.

[TheRock88]

Oh, hey, I'm over 30,000 posts.

Nifty.

I just got my 5000th post a couple of posts ago.

:high five:

[crystalklear64]

http://img166.imageshack.us/img166/7338/eightdashcloseparenthesye9.png

[MusicNoteLess]

30,000 posts? Dang, that's pretty fucking cool. 8-)

[Mojimbo]

Should have made tiredfornow look more Mexican.

[TheRock88]

When I saw the topic title for this thread

http://www.cheapassgamer.com/forums/showthread.php?t=212085

I was like :drool:

But when I read the posts inside I was like :cry::cry::cry:

[munch]

http://img166.imageshack.us/img166/7338/eightdashcloseparenthesye9.png

:rofl: He needs to be dancing with a taco.

Are you going to add that pope Bill Gates, CK?

[Moxio]

Thank god you don't have that many- oh, wait.

I know, it's so embarrassing.

[JolietJake]

Should have made tiredfornow look more Mexican.
And more gay.

[st0neface]

Just because there have been different priorities in the OTT recently does not mean we don't still hate you tclark89.

[xcopy]

http://img166.imageshack.us/img166/7338/eightdashcloseparenthesye9.png

2 words, bolt cutters.

[manthing]

Teef really shouldn't tease his fam on the wrong side of the border like that

:-/

[thekeybladewars]

tiredfornow sounds funny when he attempts to speak Spanish.

[prmononoke]

2 words, bolt cutters.

Putting a comma there instead of a colon just makes you sound crazy.

[TheRock88]

:rofl: He needs to be dancing with a taco.

http://img261.imageshack.us/img261/4749/tfnrh9.jpg (http://img261.imageshack.us/my.php?image=tfnrh9.jpg)

[xcopy]

http://img261.imageshack.us/img261/4749/tfnrh9.jpg (http://img261.imageshack.us/my.php?image=tfnrh9.jpg)

Now if someone puts a pancho on him itd be authentic.

[tiredfornow]

http://i396.photobucket.com/albums/pp49/gleisaleisa/obama.gif

[thekeybladewars]

Haha, what a pimp.

[manthing]

I'm so glad I bought the '38 Robin Hood flick in :hd: so I could watch it in 4:3

:bomb:

[Brak]

http://i396.photobucket.com/albums/pp49/gleisaleisa/obama.gif
I like how white that made him look. :lol:

[JolietJake]

http://img299.imageshack.us/img299/5497/teefmexicanna5.gif

[crystalklear64]

ole

[manthing]

La Bamba!

[JolietJake]

teef loves his tacos.

[crystalklear64]

Please don't report me TFN I love you.

[JohnnyFoxDarko]

I'm making soyrizo and egg tacos!

[Mojimbo]

Soyrizo? :-|

[tiredfornow]

Please don't report me TFN I love you.way too late.

[JohnnyFoxDarko]

? :-|

[manthing]

I'm making soyrizo and egg tacos!

Hey Johnny, I made soyrizo earlier today!

:bouncy:

I <3 Trader Joe's


I'm a turrible minority...

[DarlingNina]

hola everyone. Just got done with my test. :(

[Wolve11]

hola everyone. Just got done with my test. :(

So did they find any STDs?

[manthing]

Marten. I KNOW you're not up/sober yet but...

Is there a more perfect drunk food than almonds?


Also: You ever have Wasabi/Soy Sauce Almonds? Very Tasty...

[DarlingNina]

So did they find any STDs?

Yeah, your fucking dad gave me herpes. I'm sending the medical bill to him!

[corrosivefrost]

werd

[tiredfornow]

...

[Wolve11]

Yeah, your fucking dad gave me herpes. I'm sending the medical bill to him!

my dad is dead...thanks a lot...:cry:

[DarlingNina]

I just found out the school that's in my top 2 cost freaking $60,000 a year. WTH! :(

[Mojimbo]

Wow, that was kind of like really rude, DarthNina.

[DarlingNina]

my dad is dead...thanks a lot...:cry:

I don't know whether to believe you or not. You OTTers play too much.

[DarlingNina]

Wow, that was kind of like really rude, DarthNina.

Is there something I do that you don't consider rude? :roll: I actually like the sound of DarthNina. I wish I could change my SN now.

[Rocko]

Way to be insensitive.

[Wolve11]

I don't know whether to believe you or not. You OTTers play too much.

thus you never talk about someone's parents. That shit gets you kicked in the clitoris.

[DarlingNina]

:grouphug:

[Wolve11]

Is there something I do that you don't consider rude? :roll: I actually like the sound of DarthNina. I wish I could change my SN now.

Can we order an IP check by a mod here? Are we sure this aint Pumice?

[DarlingNina]

thus you never talk about someone's parents. That shit gets you kicked in the clitoris.

Is he really dead, and how do you know I don't like that sort of thing? 8-)

[dcfox]

You're kinda freaking me out DarthNina

[thekeybladewars]

No!
There are no atheists in the foxholes.
No!
There is no intellect in the air.
No!
There are no scientists on the way down.
No!
'Just a working example of faith versus physics.

Flyentology. Everybody get your ticket today.

[TheRock88]

...

Now I think someone really needs to kick her out of here.

[tiredfornow]

Yeah, keyblade, get the hell out of here.

[Mojimbo]

Go fly a kite.

[thekeybladewars]

Just leave her... she'll soon grow on you like darthbulge grew on many of you. Darth is like the main mayne, now, you know?

[tiredfornow]

darthbudge is tight.

[DarlingNina]

You're kinda freaking me out DarthNina

How so?

[Wolve11]

Is he really dead, and how do you know I don't like that sort of thing? 8-)

wow way to just rub it in.....

I should punch you in the ovaries for that.

[thekeybladewars]

Nina, what do you think about dildos? Do you own one? What color is it?

[crystalklear64]

anyone know where the infraction guidelines are posted? i searched the faq and feedback forums and couldn't find it

[dcfox]

Do you own a dildo, darthkeybladewars?

[DarlingNina]

Nina, what do you think about dildos? Do you own one? What color is it?

Hmm. If a girl wants to use them, I see nothing wrong with that. I use to go to the sex shop in my college town with my friends to look at stuff like that. I would get a kick out of "the fist". I don't own one. If i did, it'd probably be hot pink or royal purple. :p

[st0neface]

Just leave her... she'll soon grow on you like darthbulge grew on many of you. Darth is like the main mayne, now, you know?

*cough*wubb*cough*tclark*cough*darthpuma*cough*

[manthing]

DarfFudge is awesome

[Wolve11]

Hmm. If a girl wants to use them, I see nothing wrong with that. I use to go to the sex shop in my college town with my friends to look at stuff like that. I would get a kick out of "the fist". I don't own one. If i did, it'd probably be hot pink or royal purple. :p

so.....you don't own the fist or the dildo?

[crystalklear64]

Do you own a dildo, darthkeybladewars?
check the op

[DarlingNina]

so.....you don't own the fist or the dildo?

Nope. I just use what God gave me. :roll:

[DarlingNina]

That dildo in the op looks gross by the way, especially the way it's being held. Ick.

[tiredfornow]

what kind of bitch rolls her eyes after answering a legitimate question?

[thekeybladewars]

Do you own a dildo, darthkeybladewars?

http://i122.photobucket.com/albums/o278/soraloveskairi/IMG_0279.jpg

That was given to me by Teef. It was more of a joke, really. I would never let that thing anywhere near my vaj.

It wasn't even in a box... It was just handed to me.

[Brak]

Nope. I just use what God gave me. :roll:
You have a penis?

[Wolve11]

Nope. I just use what God gave me. :roll:

is there a day yet on CAG that you've been able to go without posting the :roll: smilie?

[TheRock88]

You have a penis?

:lol:

[Brak]

Hey. Put me in your sig somewhere, tiredfornow.

[TheRock88]

is there a day yet on CAG that you've been able to go without posting the :roll: smilie?

It's cause she's a http://op-for.com/attention20whore3lm9.jpg

[DarlingNina]

is there a day yet on CAG that you've been able to go without posting the :roll: smilie?

I'm black remember. Black girls like to roll their eyes after they say something. :roll:

[JolietJake]

teef probably found it in a dumpster.

[DarlingNina]

You have a penis?

If I did, I'm sure it would be bigger than yours.

[Mojimbo]

...

[Chika]

Marten. I KNOW you're not up/sober yet but...

Is there a more perfect drunk food than almonds?


Also: You ever have Wasabi/Soy Sauce Almonds? Very Tasty...

had them? hell, he doles them out to the worthy in 5-gal buckets.

[dcfox]

teef probably found it in a dumpster.
probably lifted it off a dead hooker.

[DarlingNina]

I want some hummus.

[CaseyRyback]

I'm so glad I bought the '38 Robin Hood flick in :hd: so I could watch it in 4:3

:bomb:

That is the ratio of a lot of older films. You aren't missing out on anything.

[Wolve11]

The Maw is pretty fun Brak. It isn't anything spectacular, but it is a nice simple game with a fun concept.

[Wolve11]

That is the ratio of a lot of older films. You aren't missing out on anything.

your sigs too large!

[PlumeNoir]

Man...I could go for some hummus too.

DAMN YOU, LA SHISH!!! WHY DID YOU HAVE TO FUND TERRORISM SO IRONICALLY???

[crystalklear64]

I've never tried hummus, but I am white so I probably love it.

[AngellicLulu]

hmmm isn't that special?

[JolietJake]

I've never had hummus, there's a little cafe here that does it though. How does it taste?

[Chika]

speaking of hummus, maybe i'll make some tonight. that's a good idea

jj- like garlic, sesame and olive oil.

[DarlingNina]

I've never tried hummus, but I am white so I probably love it.

Most likely.

[Mojimbo]

dcfox, tell your alt in the movie thread to calm down.

[JolietJake]

speaking of hummus, maybe i'll make some tonight. that's a good idea

jj- like garlic, sesame and olive oil.
Ick, garlic. :cry:

[PlumeNoir]

Maybe I'll try my hand at making some hummus ...but I need to get some pita bread...

Jake, garlic is awesome. Accept it.

[thekeybladewars]

Ick, garlic. :cry:

You are insane. Garlic gives immense flavor to so many foods. Why do you suck so much?

[Brak]

If I did, I'm sure it would be bigger than yours.
I doubt that.

[corrosivefrost]

I'm hung like the dudes in BASEketball. 8-)

[JolietJake]

You are insane. Garlic gives immense flavor to so many foods. Why do you suck so much?
If i eat garlic, i'll taste it for the rest of the day. I'm like a vampire when it comes to that stuff, keep it away.

[Brak]

The Maw is pretty fun Brak. It isn't anything spectacular, but it is a nice simple game with a fun concept.
Yeah. I really liked it.

There's absolutely no replay value, but it was a fun experience.

[dcfox]

Speaking of hummus, go watch You Don't Mess with the Zohan. One of my top 5 movies of last year 8-)

[corrosivefrost]

Anyone still need a code for the GS premium gears 2 theme? I think I have one kicking around, if someone didn't get it through the MS store glitch.

[thekeybladewars]

http://www.cheapassgamer.com/forums/showthread.php?t=212131

Everyone raid that shit.

[JolietJake]

Yeah, i noticed that in the movie it's seen constantly (god what a horrible movie). Do jews love hummus or something?

I'll take it frosticles.

[corrosivefrost]

If i eat garlic, i'll taste it for the rest of the day. I'm like a vampire when it comes to that stuff, keep it away.

You don't eat garlic? :shock:

KILL IT, KILL IT, KILL IT!

[Mojimbo]

That "I came blood" thread makes me cringe.

[JolietJake]

You don't eat garlic? :shock:

KILL IT, KILL IT, KILL IT!
I do sometimes, if it's something i really like, i try not to otherwise. Just isn't worth burping up garlic.

[thekeybladewars]

You definitely did the right thing by asking users of an online videogame forum rather than your doctor.

Blood in your semen is probably just a side effect of being a dumbass, you're fine, go on with life as if your semen is blood-free.

Are you sure its blood? Maybe you're one of the lucky few who can do a swirl flavor with strawberry rather than those frozen yogurt machines that do chocolate/vanilla swirl.

Bezerker raises an excellent point.


Clearly, Poor2More, you must taste it.

:lol: