View Full Version : Fake Boobs - Yea or Nay?
Scrubking
09-14-2004, 07:47 PM
Every where you look now plastic surgury is in your face. They are even making reality TV show about it, hyping it up as if it were great. For me there is nothing more gross than seeing a pretty girl with disgusting fake globes on her chest, or people who have their face streched to hell and back.
Nirvanaguy777
09-14-2004, 07:50 PM
parts are parts
pimp_daddy_smurf
09-14-2004, 07:50 PM
nay nay nay
Smell
09-14-2004, 07:50 PM
i like the voting thing it looks like the middle finger
Trakan
09-14-2004, 07:51 PM
I'd have to go with Nay. Yay if done well, but otherwise Nay.
ykryptonite13
09-14-2004, 07:54 PM
My answer is a nay as well.
REgarding this answer choice "If it's alive and of the opposite sex bring it on!"
Other people should know what I'm talking about. This answer is funny because I was watching the World Series of Poker yesterday and they had a feature on side bets. Some of the poker players made side bets not relating to the game like living in Des Moines, Iowa for a month or a vegetarian eating a cheeseburger for like 10's of thousands of dollars. The last and strangest bet was one where a dude lifted his shirt and he had fucking nasty ass boobs. Somebody bet him a sizable amount of money to get breast implants and sick fucc that he was, he did it.
dcfox
09-14-2004, 07:55 PM
"If it's alive and of the opposite sex bring it on!"
As opposed to giving a dead guy a boob job.
Sure, a bad job is pretty nasty, but you'd never be able tell if someone had good work done. Obviously fake globes and sheet-tight faces are both examples of shoddy work.
In short, high quality surgery = yay, piss-poor hack work = nay.
zewone
09-14-2004, 07:56 PM
I love boobs either way. Prefer natural but I'm not picky.
cruzincontrol
09-14-2004, 07:56 PM
Last time I checked I don't fuck the boobs....
WhipSmartBanky
09-14-2004, 07:58 PM
Last time I checked I don't shaq-fu the boobs....
Don't knock it 'til you've tried it...
cruzincontrol
09-14-2004, 08:01 PM
Last time I checked I don't shaq-fu the boobs....
Don't knock it 'til you've tried it...
I'll take a pretty pussy or ass any day over titty fucking.....
I love boobs either way. Prefer natural but I'm not picky.
HARUMPH!
WhipSmartBanky
09-14-2004, 08:04 PM
Last time I checked I don't shaq-fu the boobs....
Don't knock it 'til you've tried it...
I'll take a pretty pussy or ass any day over titty shaq-fuing.....
Variety is the spice, m'friend. Sometimes it's liquor in the front and poker in the rear...
biggestinuyashafan
09-14-2004, 08:10 PM
i really prefer natural parts (said nay), but i was in love with a girl that had fake stuff (not a trans or anything,i hate that sick crap). then i would still get with her.
cruzincontrol
09-14-2004, 08:15 PM
Variety is the spice, m'friend. Sometimes it's liquor in the front and poker in the rear...[/quote]
When I first read this I was was like what the heck is Whip talking about...then I read it again and I'm thinking oh yeah, of course....been there done that....I like drinking and playing cards as well.... :wink:
epobirs
09-14-2004, 08:16 PM
I don't mind if they're done well. Unfortunately that is rare. The worst is the very slender women who get implants but don't have any space for even the smallest models. THey end up looking like baseballs have been installed behind their nipples. One example is Mia Sara. Beautiful woman but a willowy figure who apparently thought a little enhancement would boost her career. Instead she has a set of rigid little domes that look like a costume for the Ring Cycle opera.
Most of you 14 year old virgins have never even touched fake boobs, so how the fuck can you comment on it as though you know what you're talking about?
dukedynamo
09-14-2004, 08:20 PM
What's the point of having fake boobs if everyone can tell that they're fake?
bmulligan
09-14-2004, 08:21 PM
I'm an ass man.....
WhipSmartBanky
09-14-2004, 08:22 PM
Most of you 14 year old virgins have never even touched fake boobs, so how the shaq-fu can you comment on it as though you know what you're talking about?
Spoken like a 15 year old virgin... :twisted:
Gothic Walrus
09-14-2004, 08:24 PM
Most of you 14 year old virgins have never even touched fake boobs, so how the shaq-fu can you comment on it as though you know what you're talking about?
Agreed.
That said...if a woman is really so insecure that she needs to make her breasts bigger with surgery, I don't think I'd be able to stand her. Self-confidence is a nice thing to have...
dcfox
09-14-2004, 08:24 PM
I'm an ass man.....
Would you ever go for someone with a fake ass?
opportunity777
09-14-2004, 08:26 PM
Depends if they are done right or not. Most of them result in giant "canyons" in the middle of the chest :P
punqsux
09-14-2004, 08:32 PM
I'm an ass man.....
theres your custom rank!
Mr. Anderson
09-14-2004, 08:33 PM
It really doesn't matter to me at all.
Graystone
09-14-2004, 08:37 PM
as long it is a good boob job is a good one meaning the actual implant is not pooking out of her skin and her nipples are not looking at the floor or all the way up on top of her boobs rubbing her chin. and not scars
Cracka
09-14-2004, 09:09 PM
damn... i wish plastic surgery was "in my face" everywhere i went... would be nice...
epobirs
09-14-2004, 09:13 PM
I'm an ass man.....
theres your custom rank!
Only if a comma is put in after the third word.
MeGaWC27
09-14-2004, 09:16 PM
Prefer Natural
Othergods
09-14-2004, 09:23 PM
Nay, I prefer mine real and small :) A or B Cup max.
sblymnlcrymnl
09-14-2004, 09:24 PM
Fake is ok as long as they are still plausible ... a tune up, not a rebuild.
epobirs
09-14-2004, 09:27 PM
Fake is ok as long as they are still plausible ... a tune up, not a rebuild.
Yet they left Lindsay Wagner without any mammarian weapon systems.
vrs1650
09-14-2004, 09:35 PM
Fake is cool, as long as they are done well and are not too big.
shoobywizard88
09-14-2004, 09:37 PM
nay.
minos1067
09-14-2004, 09:42 PM
my cooworker has some pretty big fakees, although they're fun to look at for the first couple of weeks, nothing beats the real deal.
btw: have you noticed that if women have big breasts, they have no ass and big-ass/small breasts?
but, to each his/her own. my prefference: no plastic.
sblymnlcrymnl
09-14-2004, 09:43 PM
my cooworker has some pretty big fakees, although they're fun to look at for the first couple of weeks, nothing beats the real deal.
btw: have you noticed that if women have big breasts, they have no ass and big-ass/small breasts?
but, to each his/her own. my prefference: no plastic.
Actually I've noticed that if they're big they're big all around and small/small.
Trakan
09-14-2004, 09:46 PM
I'm an ass man.....
theres your custom rank!
Only if a comma is put in after the thrid word.
lol
minos1067
09-14-2004, 09:46 PM
hmm, maybe i should vist your hometown. over here in cali it's boobjob city!
sblymnlcrymnl
09-14-2004, 09:49 PM
hmm, maybe i should vist your hometown. over here in cali it's boobjob city!
Yeah, not so much here in Kansas.
DigitalSpace
09-14-2004, 09:55 PM
If she likes video games and will rock out with me, I don't care whether her boobs are fake or not.
Moxio
09-15-2004, 12:56 AM
Hell no. Real or nothing.
pimp tyranny
09-15-2004, 12:58 AM
i can't say it's unattractive, but it's not all that great.
crazytalkx
09-15-2004, 01:16 AM
Real damnit! If they're gonna be fake they shouldn't be a freaking obvious e cup or anything ridiculous.
Tromack
09-15-2004, 01:18 AM
Big Nay. For 2 reasons:
1) I'm an ass man. Personally, I don't get the appeal of really, really big boobs. I mean, I don't want a girl to have no chest, but as long as there is something there to grab on to I'm fine. I think it was Weird Science that said something like, "You don't want bigger than a handful, or else you will sprain your thumb."
2) I much prefer a girl who is confident and comfortable with her natural body. And it is very easy to tell fake ones from real ones, and I just don't like the look of fake boobs.
evilpenguin9000
09-15-2004, 01:18 AM
Who am I to turn away any boobs that come my way. Of course I prefer the wonderful softness of the natural, but beggars can't be choosers.
Zenithian Legend
09-15-2004, 03:19 AM
Nay... I love tits, but mainly real tits, but ya I'll make exceptions, shit it's been 6 days since last I got laid, so at this point I'd fuck any good looking girl.
MorbidAngel4Life
09-15-2004, 03:24 AM
I say baaaah to Tupperware Titties.
sblymnlcrymnl
09-15-2004, 09:56 AM
Nay... I love tits, but mainly real tits, but ya I'll make exceptions, shit it's been 6 days since last I got laid, so at this point I'd shaq-fu any good looking girl.
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rebenns
09-15-2004, 10:07 AM
Fake boobs suck.
magilacudy
09-15-2004, 10:23 AM
Most of you 14 year old virgins have never even touched fake boobs, so how the shaq-fu can you comment on it as though you know what you're talking about?
I'm not a virgin, or even 14 years old, and I've never touched a fake boob. :(
Maybe I should move to California.
EDIT: I should also remember to quote so people know what the shaq-fu I'm talking about.
LinkinPrime
09-15-2004, 10:31 AM
Well, they taste the same, so it doesnt matter to me :P
MrBadExample
09-15-2004, 10:52 AM
"Silicone parts are made for toys"
- Sir Mix-A-Lot
WarrenGekko
09-15-2004, 11:16 AM
I am all for the fake ones. They are a lot of fun. I prefer natural though, but not against enlargement at all
epobirs
09-15-2004, 11:18 AM
Fake boobs suck.
Isn't that backwards?
Backlash
09-15-2004, 06:37 PM
Everyone here says nay, but 99% of the pics they are masturbating to are girls with fake boobs.
As long as they aren't nastily huge or horribly done, I've got nothing against fake ones.
tornadomann
09-15-2004, 09:36 PM
I like naturals, but if they are fake, and look good hey im all for it!
doraemonkerpal
09-15-2004, 09:49 PM
Fake boobs suck.
Isn't that backwards?
2 for 2 epoibirs, lmao! :P
MightySlacker
09-15-2004, 09:56 PM
Everyone here says nay, but 99% of the pics they are masturbating to are girls with fake boobs.
ZING.
Dave Olson
evilmojo12542
09-15-2004, 10:00 PM
anything more than a handfull is a waste so why have fake?