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danh920
09-15-2004, 10:54 AM
Here are the top nine comments made by NBC sports commentators during the Summer Olympics that they would like to take back:

1. Weightlifting commentator: "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing."

2. Dressage commentator: "This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother."

3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father."

4. Boxing Analyst: "Sure there have been injuries, and even some deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious."

5. Softball announcer: "If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again."

6. Basketball analyst: "He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces."

7. At the rowing medal ceremony: "Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew."

8. Soccer commentator: "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field."

9. Tennis commentator: "One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them... Oh my God, what have I just said?"

daphatty
09-15-2004, 11:03 AM
Nine is great!

sblymnlcrymnl
09-15-2004, 12:15 PM
Shit, they're all great

xxdeadp0olxx
09-15-2004, 12:18 PM
Those are hilarious.

Doylerulez
09-15-2004, 12:20 PM
Heh, those are pretty good, I watched a lot on the Canadian stations though so I would have missed them.

9 is damn funny.

SteveMcQ
09-15-2004, 12:22 PM
:rofl: Where'd you get those? Good ones.

kaw
09-15-2004, 12:46 PM
While they are all funny and supposedly real quotes, none of those were from the last Summer Olympics. For example number 9 was a take from an old Arnold Palmer bit on the Tonight Show with Johnny Carson.

maxflight
09-15-2004, 12:49 PM
lol, hilarious

Trakan
09-15-2004, 12:53 PM
Lol, I'd like to have seen them on the olympics instead of reading them, but funny nonetheless.

beerguy961
09-15-2004, 01:00 PM
My friend had them in his AIM profile for awhile. Laughed at most when I first saw it...

hutno
09-15-2004, 01:03 PM
Those are all really good

danh920
09-15-2004, 01:03 PM
:rofl: Where'd you get those? Good ones.

they came from my girlfriends mom, dunno how authentic they are, funny nontheless

abrannan
09-15-2004, 01:08 PM
They're not authentic:

http://snopes.com/humor/lists/olympics.asp

Snopes is your friend.

danh920
09-15-2004, 01:19 PM
good looks abrannan, I'll have to give her a donkey punch for that one

basketkase543
09-15-2004, 01:24 PM
8. Soccer commentator: "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field."

OMFG, that is fucking hilarious!