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The Successful Dropout
09-15-2004, 01:22 PM
http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv
now that we know how screwed up we all are....what level of hell will we be going to?
sblymnlcrymnl
09-15-2004, 01:27 PM
5th level:
The river Styx runs through this level of Hell, and in it are punished the wrathful and the gloomy. The former are forever lashing out at each other in anger, furious and naked, tearing each other piecemeal with their teeth. The latter are gurgling in the black mud, slothful and sullen, withdrawn from the world. Their lamentations bubble to the surface as they try to repeat a doleful hymn, though with unbroken words they cannot say it. Because you lived a cruel, vindictive and hateful life, you meet your fate in the Styx.
EDIT:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Very Low
Level 2 | Low
Level 3 | Very High
Level 4 | Very High
Level 5 | Extreme
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very High
Level 7 | Very High
Level 8- the Malebolge | High
Level 9 - Cocytus | Moderate
Jeez - I'm not doing well.. only 3rd level.
The Successful Dropout
09-15-2004, 01:32 PM
Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis
You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Very Low
Level 2 | Very High
Level 3 | Moderate
Level 4 | Very High
Level 5 | Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very High
Level 7 | High
Level 8- the Malebolge | High
Level 9 - Cocytus | High
Backlash
09-15-2004, 01:33 PM
Second Level of Hell
You have come to a place mute of all light, where the wind bellows as the sea does in a tempest. This is the realm where the lustful spend eternity. Here, sinners are blown around endlessly by the unforgiving winds of unquenchable desire as punishment for their transgressions. The infernal hurricane that never rests hurtles the spirits onward in its rapine, whirling them round, and smiting, it molests them. You have betrayed reason at the behest of your appetite for pleasure, and so here you are doomed to remain. Cleopatra and Helen of Troy are two that share in your fate.
Edit: Sweet, I'm in there with hot chicks for eternity.
eldad9
09-15-2004, 01:34 PM
Atheist hell. Which is exactly the same as Atheist heaven. And has no levels.
tholly
09-15-2004, 01:35 PM
4th level ..... would have liked to have been higher....oh well....
GunCowboy
09-15-2004, 01:39 PM
The 5th level for me as well.
ZeroSupporT
09-15-2004, 01:40 PM
Like I didn't see this coming
Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge
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Many and varied sinners suffer eternally in the multi-leveled Malebolge, an ampitheatre-shapped pit of despair Wholly of stone and of an iron colour: Those guilty of fraudulence and malice; the seducers and pimps, who are whipped by horned demons; the hypocrites, who struggle to walk in lead-lined cloaks; the barraters, who are ducked in boiling pitch by demons known as the Malebranche. The simonists, wedged into stone holes, and whose feet are licked by flames, kick and writhe desperately. The magicians, diviners, fortune tellers, and panderers are all here, as are the thieves. Some wallow in human excrement. Serpents writhe and wrap around men, sometimes fusing into each other. Bodies are torn apart. When you arrive, you will want to put your hands over your ears because of the lamentations of the sinners here, who are afflicted with scabs like leprosy, and lay sick on the ground, furiously scratching their skin off with their nails. Indeed, justice divine doth smite them with its hammer.
Second Level of Hell
You have come to a place mute of all light, where the wind bellows as the sea does in a tempest. This is the realm where the lustful spend eternity. Here, sinners are blown around endlessly by the unforgiving winds of unquenchable desire as punishment for their transgressions. The infernal hurricane that never rests hurtles the spirits onward in its rapine, whirling them round, and smiting, it molests them. You have betrayed reason at the behest of your appetite for pleasure, and so here you are doomed to remain. Cleopatra and Helen of Troy are two that share in your fate.
niceguyshawne
09-15-2004, 01:49 PM
Second level
Sounds like a nice place.
MorbidAngel4Life
09-15-2004, 02:10 PM
The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Fifth Level of Hell!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Very Low
Level 2 | High
Level 3 | Very High
Level 4 | Very High
Level 5 | Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very High
Level 7 | Very High
Level 8- the Malebolge | Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus | Moderate
BlueWingX
09-15-2004, 02:24 PM
Third Level of Hell
In the third circle, you find yourself amidst eternal rain, maledict, cold, and heavy. The gluttons are punished here, lying in the filthy mixture of shadows and of putrid water. Because you consumed in excess, you meet your fate beneath the cold, dirty rain, amidst the other souls that there lay unhappily in the stinking mud. Cerebus, a canine monster cruel and uncouth with his three heads and red eyes, dwells in this level. He growls and tears at the damned with his teeth and claws.
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Purgatory - Very Low
Level 1 - Low
Level 2 - High
Level 3 - High
Level 4 - High
Level 5 - High
Level 6 - Very Low
Level 7 - High
Level 8 - High
Level 9 - Low
Man, I'm stuck with the dog... Why can't there be a three headed cat. I'm much more of a cat person.
The Successful Dropout
09-15-2004, 02:28 PM
Man, I'm stuck with the dog... Why can't there be a three headed cat. I'm much more of a cat person.
congratulations...that was maybe the 5th time i actually laughed out loud at something on CAG :lol:
TomCloud9
09-15-2004, 02:29 PM
second level fuck it, I use the warp zone to get to 6.
The Successful Dropout
09-15-2004, 02:31 PM
can somebody please join me in level 6...if only boobies could count as "limbs of women"...hell would be so borderline heaven
The Successful Dropout
09-15-2004, 02:32 PM
second level shaq-fu it, I use the warp zone to get to 6.
yah! yah! i got some homies in level 6 now :twisted:
evilpenguin9000
09-15-2004, 02:35 PM
I'm in the City of Dis, the sixth layer. It's gonna be the coolest because all us heretics know how to party.
epobirs
09-15-2004, 02:36 PM
All of them, in a sense. I have the run of the joint thanks to my special relationship with the proprietor.
The Successful Dropout
09-15-2004, 02:43 PM
I'm in the City of Dis, the sixth layer. It's gonna be the coolest because all us heretics know how to party.
attention all levels...partay on the 6th....i repeat...partay on the 6th
fieldkillah
09-15-2004, 02:45 PM
The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Seventh Level of Hell!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Very Low
Level 2 | High
Level 3 | High
Level 4 | Very High
Level 5 | Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Moderate
Level 7 | Very High
Level 8- the Malebolge | Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus | Moderate
Backlash
09-15-2004, 02:50 PM
I'm in the City of Dis, the sixth layer. It's gonna be the coolest because all us heretics know how to party.
attention all levels...partay on the 6th....i repeat...partay on the 6th
I'll and bring all the lustful chicks from level 2, as long as I don't have to stay ;)
Staind204
09-15-2004, 02:51 PM
Fifth Level of Hell
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The river Styx runs through this level of Hell, and in it are punished the wrathful and the gloomy. The former are forever lashing out at each other in anger, furious and naked, tearing each other piecemeal with their teeth. The latter are gurgling in the black mud, slothful and sullen, withdrawn from the world. Their lamentations bubble to the surface as they try to repeat a doleful hymn, though with unbroken words they cannot say it. Because you lived a cruel, vindictive and hateful life, you meet your fate in the Styx.
x0thedeadzone0x
09-15-2004, 03:00 PM
Sixth Level...
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Low
Level 2 | Moderate
Level 3 | High
Level 4 | Moderate
Level 5 | High
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very High
Level 7 | High
Level 8- the Malebolge | High
Level 9 - Cocytus | Very High
johnnyoski
09-15-2004, 03:04 PM
Second Level of Hell
You have come to a place mute of all light, where the wind bellows as the sea does in a tempest. This is the realm where the lustful spend eternity. Here, sinners are blown around endlessly by the unforgiving winds of unquenchable desire as punishment for their transgressions. The infernal hurricane that never rests hurtles the spirits onward in its rapine, whirling them round, and smiting, it molests them. You have betrayed reason at the behest of your appetite for pleasure, and so here you are doomed to remain. Cleopatra and Helen of Troy are two that share in your fate.
SneakyPenguin
09-15-2004, 03:20 PM
The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Seventh Level of Hell!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Very Low
Level 2 | High
Level 3 | High
Level 4 | Very High
Level 5 | Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Moderate
Level 7 | Very High
Level 8- the Malebolge | Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus | Moderate
Me too.
The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Seventh Level of Hell!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Very Low
Level 2 | High
Level 3 | Very High
Level 4 | Very High
Level 5 | Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very High
Level 7 | Very High
Level 8- the Malebolge | Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus | Very High
Wlogan31
09-15-2004, 03:25 PM
According to this thing,
Your fate has been decided....
You are one of the lucky ones! Because of your virtue and beliefs, you have escaped eternal punishment. You are sent to Purgatory!
Purgatory
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You have escaped damnation and made it to Purgatory, a place where the dew of repentance washes off the stain of sin and girds the spirit with humility. Through contrition, confession, and satisfaction by works of righteousness, you must make your way up the mountain. As the sins are cleansed from your soul, you will be illuminated by the Sun of Divine Grace, and you will join other souls, smiling and happy, upon the summit of this mountain. Before long you will know the joys of Paradise as you ascend to the ethereal realm of Heaven.
I'll actually be attending Heaven personally though...if anyone needs some help getting there, just PM me...
The Successful Dropout
09-15-2004, 03:28 PM
I'll actually be attending Heaven personally...if anyone needs some help getting there, just PM me...
http://www.coolquiz.com/myquiz/myquiz.asp?QuizNum=1293888712
no need to pm you, heres your alternative quiz :lol:
xzafixz
09-15-2004, 03:30 PM
Fifth Level of Hell
The river Styx runs through this level of Hell, and in it are punished the wrathful and the gloomy. The former are forever lashing out at each other in anger, furious and naked, tearing each other piecemeal with their teeth. The latter are gurgling in the black mud, slothful and sullen, withdrawn from the world. Their lamentations bubble to the surface as they try to repeat a doleful hymn, though with unbroken words they cannot say it. Because you lived a cruel, vindictive and hateful life, you meet your fate in the Styx.
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
(Click on a level for more info)
Purgatory Repenting Believers | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers |Very Low
Level 2 Lustful | Low
Level 3 Gluttonous | High
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious | Very High
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy | Extreme <-- was i the only one to get that? :(
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics |High
Level 7 Violent | Very High
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers | Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous | High
SneakyPenguin
09-15-2004, 03:32 PM
Fifth Level of Hell
The river Styx runs through this level of Hell, and in it are punished the wrathful and the gloomy. The former are forever lashing out at each other in anger, furious and naked, tearing each other piecemeal with their teeth. The latter are gurgling in the black mud, slothful and sullen, withdrawn from the world. Their lamentations bubble to the surface as they try to repeat a doleful hymn, though with unbroken words they cannot say it. Because you lived a cruel, vindictive and hateful life, you meet your fate in the Styx.
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
(Click on a level for more info)
Purgatory Repenting Believers | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers |Very Low
Level 2 Lustful | Low
Level 3 Gluttonous | High
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious | Very High
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy | Extreme <-- was i the only one to get that? :(
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics |High
Level 7 Violent | Very High
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers | Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous | High
No, I got like 4 extremes. You just copied from the page, not the text box.
xzafixz
09-15-2004, 03:34 PM
Fifth Level of Hell
The river Styx runs through this level of Hell, and in it are punished the wrathful and the gloomy. The former are forever lashing out at each other in anger, furious and naked, tearing each other piecemeal with their teeth. The latter are gurgling in the black mud, slothful and sullen, withdrawn from the world. Their lamentations bubble to the surface as they try to repeat a doleful hymn, though with unbroken words they cannot say it. Because you lived a cruel, vindictive and hateful life, you meet your fate in the Styx.
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
(Click on a level for more info)
Purgatory Repenting Believers | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers |Very Low
Level 2 Lustful | Low
Level 3 Gluttonous | High
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious | Very High
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy | Extreme <-- was i the only one to get that? :(
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics |High
Level 7 Violent | Very High
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers | Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous | High
No, I got like 4 extremes. You just copied from the page, not the text box.
Ah, i see it now, why was it changed like that... hmmm
Smell
09-15-2004, 03:38 PM
Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge
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Many and varied sinners suffer eternally in the multi-leveled Malebolge, an ampitheatre-shapped pit of despair Wholly of stone and of an iron colour: Those guilty of fraudulence and malice; the seducers and pimps, who are whipped by horned demons; the hypocrites, who struggle to walk in lead-lined cloaks; the barraters, who are ducked in boiling pitch by demons known as the Malebranche. The simonists, wedged into stone holes, and whose feet are licked by flames, kick and writhe desperately. The magicians, diviners, fortune tellers, and panderers are all here, as are the thieves. Some wallow in human excrement. Serpents writhe and wrap around men, sometimes fusing into each other. Bodies are torn apart. When you arrive, you will want to put your hands over your ears because of the lamentations of the sinners here, who are afflicted with scabs like leprosy, and lay sick on the ground, furiously scratching their skin off with their nails. Indeed, justice divine doth smite them with its hammer.
heh uh oh
Othergods
09-15-2004, 03:40 PM
The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Very Low
Level 2 | Very High
Level 3 | Very High
Level 4 | High
Level 5 | Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Moderate
Level 7 | Very High
Level 8- the Malebolge | Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus | High
Level descriptions: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html
Take the test: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv
Not as bad as I thought...
Dok Diamond
09-15-2004, 03:41 PM
5th level
snotknocker
09-15-2004, 03:41 PM
purgatory for me
AvidWriter
09-15-2004, 03:42 PM
I mean who wrote this? I dont see how some of those things are considered "sins"....some exteme christian must have wrote that damn..... :roll:
Mr. Anderson
09-15-2004, 03:54 PM
Nobody has made it all the way yet.
The Successful Dropout
09-15-2004, 03:57 PM
i need not make it all of the way...im where its at, the 6th level
shoobywizard88
09-15-2004, 04:07 PM
can somebody please join me in level 6...if only boobies could count as "limbs of women"...hell would be so borderline heaven
You just got some one to hang out with! I'm in the sixth level. :twisted:
epobirs
09-15-2004, 04:11 PM
I mean who wrote this? I dont see how some of those things are considered "sins"....some exteme christian must have wrote that damn..... :roll:
Refer to the source material and you'll understand.
http://www.gutenberg.net/etext/8789
See also (gotta plug friends)
http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/0671462148/qid=1095279009/sr=1-25/ref=sr_1_25/104-7588673-3447163?v=glance&s=books
The Successful Dropout
09-15-2004, 04:11 PM
can somebody please join me in level 6...if only boobies could count as "limbs of women"...hell would be so borderline heaven
You just got some one to hang out with! I'm in the sixth level. :twisted:
whoop whoop 8)
darekIsAwesome
09-15-2004, 04:20 PM
level 2..uh oh
spyhunterk19
09-15-2004, 04:20 PM
Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge
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Many and varied sinners suffer eternally in the multi-leveled Malebolge, an ampitheatre-shapped pit of despair Wholly of stone and of an iron colour: Those guilty of fraudulence and malice; the seducers and pimps, who are whipped by horned demons; the hypocrites, who struggle to walk in lead-lined cloaks; the barraters, who are ducked in boiling pitch by demons known as the Malebranche. The simonists, wedged into stone holes, and whose feet are licked by flames, kick and writhe desperately. The magicians, diviners, fortune tellers, and panderers are all here, as are the thieves. Some wallow in human excrement. Serpents writhe and wrap around men, sometimes fusing into each other. Bodies are torn apart. When you arrive, you will want to put your hands over your ears because of the lamentations of the sinners here, who are afflicted with scabs like leprosy, and lay sick on the ground, furiously scratching their skin off with their nails. Indeed, justice divine doth smite them with its hammer.
Mr. Anderson
09-15-2004, 07:06 PM
Fourth Level of Hell
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Just before the river Styx is the Fourth Level of Hell. Here, the prodigal and the avaricious suffer their punishment, as they roll weights back and forth against one another. You will share eternal damnation with others who either wasted and lived greedily and insatiably, or who stockpiled their fortunes, hoarding everything and sharing nothing. Plutus, the wolf-like demon of wealth, dwells here.
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Very Low
Level 2 | Very High
Level 3 | High
Level 4 | Very High
Level 5 | Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Low
Level 7 | High
Level 8- the Malebolge | Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus | High
God damn. I'm fucked.
Cracka
09-15-2004, 07:19 PM
level six biiooootch...
fireball343
09-15-2004, 07:28 PM
Purgatory for me according to this test.
RAMSTORIA
09-15-2004, 07:41 PM
only the 2nd level! time for some repenting and im on my way!
The Dante's Inferno Test has sent you to the First Level of Hell - Limbo!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Very High
Level 2 | High
Level 3 | Very Low
Level 4 | Very Low
Level 5 | Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis | High
Level 7 | Low
Level 8- the Malebolge | Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus | Low
Sartori
09-15-2004, 07:51 PM
Looking like level six to me.
The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Very Low
Level 2 | High
Level 3 | High
Level 4 | Very High
Level 5 | Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very High
Level 7 | Very High
Level 8- the Malebolge | Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus | Very High
Magician
09-15-2004, 09:02 PM
First Level...
Thats impossible... I'm taking the test again just to be sure.
Magician
09-15-2004, 09:09 PM
Purgatory Repenting Believers Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Very High
Level 2 Lustful Very Low
Level 3 Gluttonous Moderate
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Moderate
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics High
Level 7 Violent Moderate
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Low
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous
Nope... The results were on track... Huh.
Grave_Addiction
09-15-2004, 11:49 PM
The Dante's Inferno Test has sent you to Purgatory!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | High
Level 1 - Limbo | Moderate
Level 2 | Moderate
Level 3 | Low
Level 4 | Low
Level 5 | Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very Low
Level 7 | Moderate
Level 8- the Malebolge | Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus | Low
crazytalkx
09-16-2004, 12:37 AM
Repenting Believers Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Low
Level 2 Lustful Moderate
Level 3 Gluttonous High
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Low
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Very High
Level 7 Violent Moderate
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers High
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Moderate
I'm going to the sixth layer of hell!
Scahom1
09-16-2004, 12:51 AM
Level 8...
guyver2077
09-16-2004, 12:52 AM
The wretched King Minos has decided your fate. His tale wraps around his body 2 times
Second Level of Hell
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You have come to a place mute of all light, where the wind bellows as the sea does in a tempest. This is the realm where the lustful spend eternity. Here, sinners are blown around endlessly by the unforgiving winds of unquenchable desire as punishment for their transgressions. The infernal hurricane that never rests hurtles the spirits onward in its rapine, whirling them round, and smiting, it molests them. You have betrayed reason at the behest of your appetite for pleasure, and so here you are doomed to remain. Cleopatra and Helen of Troy are two that share in your fate.
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
(Click on a level for more info)
Level Who are sent there? Score
Purgatory Repenting Believers Low
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Very Low
Level 2 Lustful Very High
Level 3 Gluttonous Very High
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious High
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Very Low
Level 7 Violent High
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Moderate
Trakan
09-16-2004, 12:54 AM
I got the 4th. :?
Xevious
09-16-2004, 01:12 AM
I got the 2nd. Its a great place to fly a kite!!!
biggestinuyashafan
09-16-2004, 01:41 AM
Seventh Level of Hell
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Guarded by the Minotaur, who snarls in fury, and encircled within the river Phlegethon, filled with boiling blood, is the Seventh Level of Hell. The violent, the assasins, the tyrants, and the war-mongers lament their pitiless mischiefs in the river, while centaurs armed with bows and arrows shoot those who try to escape their punishment. The stench here is overpowering. This level is also home to the wood of the suicides- stunted and gnarled trees with twisting branches and poisoned fruit. At the time of final judgement, their bodies will hang from their branches. In those branches the Harpies, foul birdlike creatures with human faces, make their nests. Beyond the wood is scorching sand where those who committed violence against God and nature are showered with flakes of fire that rain down against their naked bodies. Blasphemers and sodomites writhe in pain, their tongues more loosed to lamentation, and out of their eyes gushes forth their woe. Usurers, who followed neither nature nor art, also share company in the Seventh Level.
I'm goning to be naked,lol. that is going to suck since i will be getting rained on by flakes of fire. I MUST REPENT!! so i can move up to level 6 where the party is at.
crazytalkx
09-16-2004, 01:43 AM
Damn cheaters and their purgatory! I got sixth layer baby!
Spacepest
09-16-2004, 02:08 AM
And I will be going to...uh oh...the Seventh Level of Hell! :shock:
Guarded by the Minotaur, who snarls in fury, and encircled within the river Phlegethon, filled with boiling blood, is the Seventh Level of Hell. The violent, the assasins, the tyrants, and the war-mongers lament their pitiless mischiefs in the river, while centaurs armed with bows and arrows shoot those who try to escape their punishment. The stench here is overpowering. This level is also home to the wood of the suicides- stunted and gnarled trees with twisting branches and poisoned fruit. At the time of final judgement, their bodies will hang from their branches. In those branches the Harpies, foul birdlike creatures with human faces, make their nests. Beyond the wood is scorching sand where those who committed violence against God and nature are showered with flakes of fire that rain down against their naked bodies. Blasphemers and sodomites writhe in pain, their tongues more loosed to lamentation, and out of their eyes gushes forth their woe. Usurers, who followed neither nature nor art, also share company in the Seventh Level.
Um...err...okay...at least I know my burning naked self won't be alone in the 7th level. Wait, there's a river...and naked people...paaarrrtaaaay!
sblymnlcrymnl
09-16-2004, 02:23 AM
I'm in the City of Dis, the sixth layer. It's gonna be the coolest because all us heretics know how to party.
attention all levels...partay on the 6th....i repeat...partay on the 6th
Well shit, I'm going to have to go run over some children just so I can make it to the party.
The Successful Dropout
09-16-2004, 07:12 AM
I'm in the City of Dis, the sixth layer. It's gonna be the coolest because all us heretics know how to party.
attention all levels...partay on the 6th....i repeat...partay on the 6th
Well shit, I'm going to have to go run over some children just so I can make it to the party.
how bout you just bring them along so we have something to throw stuff at...perhaps human pinatas maybe? better yet, run 'em over and than go back and bring 'em
AdultLink
09-16-2004, 01:41 PM
It said I was being sent to purgatory, and then the page vanished...?
Noonan768
09-16-2004, 01:53 PM
8th Level...
Damn.. I know I could get 9... lemme try again.