Virtual girfriend - Who thinks of this crap anyways?

[Xevious]

Read this article about a new software for your cell phone

http://www.cnn.com/2004/TECH/09/15/sp.phone.romance/index.html

Personally, I think its kinda sad.

[RAMSTORIA]

old news, and it kicks ass still

[DigitalSpace]

Hey, this would be perfect for DLF! :lol:

Seriously though, this really is pretty sad.

[Xevious]

old news, and it kicks ass still

This is old? I saw it today on cnn.com. Maybe Cnn is slow at reporting news.

[guessed]

I already have a virtual girlfriend. She lives in Canada, you don't know her.

[robwhit1]

It sounds like too much of a hassle. You basically have to baby-sit this thing like a real girlfriend and spend money on them like a real girlfriend. Yet, I quote "She will talk about sex -- but you will not get any sex there."

I guess it's still better than a virtual wife. That would really suck. You would still send all your money on her but she would be constantly nagging you (your phone would ring durring the football game; it would give you chores; tell you that you that you don't talk to it enough, etc.)

[Nirvanaguy777]

how am i going too stick my dick into my cellphone?

[Espanto]

I guess it's still better than a virtual wife. That would really suck. You would still send all your money on her but she would be constantly nagging you (your phone would ring durring the football game; it would give you chores; tell you that you that you don't talk to it enough, etc.)

These things are not limited to just a virtual wife. :?

[Xevious]

how am i going too stick my dick into my cellphone?

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[drone8888]

They actually send you pairs of underwear and stuff.

My friend has been doing it since January.

He is very sad, and lonely.

[epobirs]

So it's a Tamagotchi for bachelors?

[Duo_Maxwell]

Japan creating some kind of tamagachi pet style dating sim, no that wouldn't happen would it? But honestly if I was going to go through the trials that one must for having a girlfriend, I'd at least like her to be actually tangible.

[Alpha2]

I heard about this like 2 weeks ago. It's the worst possible way to go with the virtual GF thing I mean you have to subscribe to it so it can pester you and never put out... not to mention it's just a still picture not even animated and it looks the same as everyone elses.

Although I suppose the possible upside is few people if anyone will fall for this meaning fewer people will have the VirtualGF manking it a little more unique! Everyone else will be too busy playing actual games and having Tamagochi battles or something.

[danh920]

who's actually collecting the money here?

I'm in the wrong business

[DigitalSpace]

Heh, you'd be better off talking to a picture of some hot chick you printed off the computer than this crap. At least the picture wouldn't bitch and give you shit. :lol:
But doing that in lieu of a Virtual GF would still be pretty sad. Kinda like getting kicked in the nads 19 times instead of 20 - doesn't lessen the pain one bit.

[HOTSHIET]

That is actually pretty funny stuff.

[Quackzilla]

I swear, Hong-Kong is like a stupid-magnet.

[GuilewasNK]

For all the people saying this is sad, you obviously haven't seen pic of the Japanese arcade game where you literally jab a hand up a virtual ass.

http://www.wired.com/news/games/0%2C2101%2C48438%2C00.html

http://www.seanbaby.com/nes/naughty02.htm

http://www.seanbaby.com/nes/naughty/naughty02a.jpg

http://members.shaw.ca/boong-ga/index.htm

http://members.shaw.ca/boong-ga/07.jpg

A little ol virtual dating sim isn't that bad now is it?

[DigitalSpace]

Man, I forgot about that. Makes the Virtual GF thing seem tame. Now THAT is pretty fucked up. :lol:

[epobirs]

It seems whoever thought this up doesn't understand the point of prostitution.

[paean]

I don't think we CAGers will buy anything for our virtual girlfriends.