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Reality's Fringe
09-18-2004, 08:34 PM
I've been hanging signs outside on my dorm door to the effect of ol' Yakov's routine. I find myself wanting to hear(read rather) your best "In Soviet Russia" lines. HEre's two to kick it off:

In Soviet Russia, porn jerks off to you!
In Soviet Russia, lame topic posts YOU!
Xevious
09-18-2004, 08:38 PM
"In Russia, there are no tomatoes to throw at bad comedians"

:)

(Sorry Reality's Fridge....I couldn't resist)
Reality's Fringe
09-18-2004, 08:41 PM
That's ok Xevious, because in Soviet Russia......TOMATOES THROW YOU!
Xevious
09-18-2004, 08:46 PM
That's ok Xevious, because in Soviet Russia......TOMATOES THROW YOU!

:lol: :lol:
Tromack
09-18-2004, 08:49 PM
In Soviet Russia you cheat Cloudspekk.
Moxio
09-18-2004, 09:33 PM
In Soviet Russia you cheat Cloudspekk.

:rofl:
uesc
09-18-2004, 09:36 PM
In Soviet Russia vodka drinks you!
mst3k_stud
09-18-2004, 09:38 PM
hey zeus
Xevious
09-18-2004, 10:26 PM
In Soviet Russia you cheat Cloudspekk.

:rofl:

This must be an inside joke because I dont get it.
kristianator
09-18-2004, 10:32 PM
In Soviet Russia, a chicken finger sub, hot, oil, mayo, no onion, box of fries, and a strawberry sobe powers down you!
SneakyPenguin
09-18-2004, 10:34 PM
In Soviet Russia, a chicken finger sub, hot, oil, mayo, no onion, box of fries, and a strawberry sobe powers down you!

:rofl:

That's the best one, hands down.
kaji7p56
09-18-2004, 10:35 PM
In Soviet Russia, wife beats you!
MadChedar0
09-18-2004, 10:36 PM
In Soviet Russia you cheat Cloudspekk.

:rofl:

This must be an inside joke because I dont get it.

Remember the bastard trader a few months back? I know theres threads about him lying around here somewhere....
MadChedar0
09-18-2004, 10:37 PM
Back to topic, in Soviet Russia, your homework does you.
kristianator
09-18-2004, 10:39 PM
In Soviet Russia, fake GBA games sell Hong Kong on eBay!
kaji7p56
09-18-2004, 10:42 PM
In Soviet Russia, whore pays you!
kristianator
09-18-2004, 10:46 PM
they just keep churning out...

In Soviet Russia, games ask for Target rainchecks on YOU!

AND use them on someone else!
judge-z
09-18-2004, 10:49 PM
In Soviet Russia, toilet paper wipes with you!
guardian_owl
09-19-2004, 12:08 AM
In Soviet Russia, games beat you
kaji7p56
09-19-2004, 12:25 AM
In Soviet Russia, cars steal you!
Xevious
09-19-2004, 01:37 AM
In Soviet Russian, Toilet flushes you!
crazytalkx
09-19-2004, 03:27 AM
In Soviet Russia cold catches you!
In Soviet Russia car drives you!
kaji7p56
09-19-2004, 11:36 AM
In Soviet Russia, coke snorts you!
Admiral Ackbar
09-19-2004, 11:41 AM
In Soviet Russia it's not a trap!
kaji7p56
09-19-2004, 11:56 AM
In Soviet Russia, bed sleeps on you!
AdamInPlaidum
09-19-2004, 12:01 PM
In Soviet Russia, n00b pwns joo!
AdamInPlaidum
09-19-2004, 12:02 PM
Thought of another:

In Soviet Russia, you confuse N-Gage!
pete5883
09-19-2004, 12:09 PM
In Soviet Russia, horrible Soviet Russia jokes make you!
kaji7p56
09-19-2004, 12:16 PM
In Soviet Russia, hooker pimps YOU!
In Soviet Russia, hooker kills YOU!
In Soviet Russia, hooker buries YOU in the backyard!
In Soviet Russia, hooker has tremendous guilt over mudering you that she vents in a videogame forum!

In Soviet Russia, I'd turn myself in!
sblymnlcrymnl
09-19-2004, 03:33 PM
In Soviet Russia, hooker pimps YOU!
In Soviet Russia, hooker kills YOU!
In Soviet Russia, hooker buries YOU in the backyard!
In Soviet Russia, hooker has tremendous guilt over mudering you that she vents in a videogame forum!

In Soviet Russia, I'd turn myself in!

:shock:
Xevious
09-19-2004, 03:42 PM
In Soviet Russia, hooker pimps YOU!
In Soviet Russia, hooker kills YOU!
In Soviet Russia, hooker buries YOU in the backyard!
In Soviet Russia, hooker has tremendous guilt over mudering you that she vents in a videogame forum!

In Soviet Russia, I'd turn myself in!

:shock:

Uhhhm.....He's from LA.
FriskyTanuki
09-19-2004, 03:44 PM
In Soviet Russia, road forks you.

In Soviet Russia, PC upgrades you.
ElwoodCuse
09-19-2004, 05:01 PM
In Soviet Russia, internet catchphases from a couple years ago aren't funny.

Seriously, even Fark has filtered these out for quite some time.
Cracka
09-19-2004, 06:52 PM
In soviet Russia, threads post on Trolls!
mst3k_stud
09-19-2004, 06:58 PM
in soviet russia, dicks suck you!
Theenternal
09-19-2004, 07:02 PM
The CS and DLF jokes were pretty good :)
captainofindustry
09-20-2004, 02:17 AM
In Soveit Russia, the donkey punches you!
moiety
09-20-2004, 02:44 PM
In Soviet Russia, music downloads you.
Xevious
10-26-2005, 09:51 PM
In Soviet Russia, Old Thread bumps You!!
smalien1
10-26-2005, 09:55 PM
In Soviet Russia, Old Thread bumps You!!

How long have you been waiting to do that :lol:
2poor
10-26-2005, 09:55 PM
in soviet russia we eat bread for dessert
AlbinoNinja
10-26-2005, 09:57 PM
"In america, there are such nice things... like warning shots!"
munch
10-26-2005, 10:03 PM
In Soviet Russia, words misspell slidecage!
Zman310
10-27-2005, 01:10 AM
In Soviet Russia, words misspell slidecage!

In Soviet Russia, time drives across slidecage
Hex
10-27-2005, 01:38 AM
In Soviet Russia, keyboard types YOU!
In Soviet Russia, Google searches YOU!
In Soviet Russia, Winamp listens to YOU!
In Soviet Russia, 4chan faps you!
WeaponX2099
10-27-2005, 01:59 AM
In Soviet Russia, cheese grills you.
In Soviet Russia, the cow milks you. And keeps the 50 rubles for the sperm. And Milks your girl for fun.
In soviet Russia, Tito famous, Michael lame.
jaykrue
10-27-2005, 04:26 AM
In Soviet Russia, whores pay you!!!

In Soviet Russia, horses ride you!!

In Soviet Russia, vodka drinks you!!

In Soviet Russia, toilets shit on you!!
Saucy Jack
10-27-2005, 04:28 AM
In Soviet Russia... there are two channels:

Channel 1 plays propaganda films. Channel 2 is a man telling you to go back to Channel 1.
Backlash
10-27-2005, 10:55 AM
Bottom of the page: http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=2777

http://images.somethingawful.com/mjolnir/images/cg04052005/ChaosTheory1.jpg
Greetard
10-27-2005, 02:07 PM
In Soviet Russia, you lie to president!
Graystone
10-27-2005, 02:26 PM
The CS and DLF jokes were pretty good :)


Yea those are the best one.
Xevious
10-27-2005, 05:27 PM
In Soviet Russia, Eyes roll Shrike.

In Soviet Russia, Abortion Doctors kill Religious Fanatics

In Soviet Russia, Bong smokes you!
Hex
10-27-2005, 05:29 PM
In Soviet Russia, DVD watches you!
In Soviet Russia, speakers listen to you!
In Soviet Russia, mouse clicks you!
In Soviet Russia, post reads you!
In Soviet Russia, GTA is corrupted by you!
worx
10-27-2005, 05:35 PM
In Soviet Russia, DVD watches you!
In Soviet Russia, speakers listen to you!
In Soviet Russia, mouse clicks you!
In Soviet Russia, post reads you!
In Soviet Russia, GTA is corrupted by you!

In Soviet Russia,MS Paint abuses Tiphireth ;)

In Soviet Russia, U2K The Greatest hates you!
Derwood43
10-27-2005, 05:36 PM
In Soviet Russia, Burger King has it their way.
Hex
10-27-2005, 05:40 PM
In Soviet Russia,MS Paint abuses Tiphireth ;)

In Soviet Russia, U2K The Greatest hates you!

Hey, man. The lack of PS has me depressed enough.

In Soviet Russia, dick sucks U2k. :lol:
worx
10-27-2005, 06:05 PM
In Soviet Russia, dick sucks U2k. :lol:

Haha -
In Soviet Russia, fudge packs U2K.
Hex
10-27-2005, 06:09 PM
Haha -
In Soviet Russia, fudge packs U2K.

:rofl:

In Soviet Russia, suicide commits U2K. :pray:
jaykrue
10-27-2005, 06:13 PM
In Soviet Russia, little girls stalk sblymnlcrymnl :rofl:
worx
10-27-2005, 07:22 PM
:rofl:

In Soviet Russia, suicide commits U2K. :pray:
nice. 8-)

In Soviet Russia, salad tosses U2K.
worx
10-27-2005, 07:23 PM
In Soviet Russia, little girls stalk sblymnlcrymnl :rofl:

:rofl: we have a winner.
Fire
10-27-2005, 09:07 PM
In soviet Russia, credit card charge you!
Reality's Fringe
10-27-2005, 09:16 PM
Old topics diehard! Props to the Yakov appreciation...though a year old. In Soviet Russia, games backlog you!
Xevious
10-28-2005, 12:55 AM
In Soviet Russia, OTT says you suck!
In Soviet Russia, Drugs are on Brain
In Soviet Russia, Car fills you with gas!
Scorch
10-28-2005, 01:04 AM
In Soviet Russia, locks post you!
dpatel
10-28-2005, 01:22 AM
in Soviet Russia, message board double posts YOU!
dpatel
10-28-2005, 01:24 AM
in Soviet Russia, message board double posts YOU!
Hex
10-28-2005, 01:30 AM
In Soviet Russia, the clap contracts you!
In Soviet Russia, school learns you!
In Soviet Russia, spooge guzzles u2k!
Rocko
10-28-2005, 01:33 AM
In Soviet Russia, the clap contracts you!
In Soviet Russia, school learns you!
In Soviet Russia, spooge guzzles u2k!

In Soviet Russia, topic bumps Tiphireth!
In Soviet Russia, penis stings wasp!
In Soviet Russia, topic locks Shrike!
Hex
10-28-2005, 01:38 AM
In Soviet Russia, topic bumps Tiphireth!
In Soviet Russia, penis stings wasp!
In Soviet Russia, topic locks Shrike!

:lol:

In Soviet Russia, Spunky gives Rocko a bone!

... :puke:
Saucy Jack
10-28-2005, 01:41 AM
In Soviet Russia... mediocre is Saucy Jack.
Rocko
10-28-2005, 01:48 AM
In Soviet Russia, Reno 911 doesn't have Saucy Jack's season 2 Best Buy Bonus Disc!
In Soviet Russia, Reno 911 loves Saucy Jack!
jaykrue
10-28-2005, 04:14 PM
In Soviet Russia, the government is oppressed by you!
Xevious
10-28-2005, 06:36 PM
In Soviet Russia, the government is oppressed by you!

Wait....that doesnt sound right.