View Full Version : ShamWow guy arrested for punching prostitute
Nohbdy
03-27-2009, 09:53 PM
You'll love his nuts. (http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/0327092sham1.html)
VipFREAK
03-27-2009, 09:58 PM
http://forum.mambo-foundation.org/images/smilies/spit.gif
billyrox
03-27-2009, 10:01 PM
http://www.cheapassgamer.com/forums/showthread.php?t=217217&page=4
snookie_wookums
03-27-2009, 10:01 PM
Since when does the news media call gigolos "prostitutes"?
neocisco
03-27-2009, 10:06 PM
I bet he was still wearing that headset.
billyrox
03-27-2009, 10:47 PM
I bet he was still wearing that headset.
that would be amazing. i would buy a Sham Wow then
Koggit
03-27-2009, 10:55 PM
I guess "I'll pay you $1,000 to love my nuts" would've been more accurate
Vega$
03-27-2009, 11:13 PM
Whoa, he just lost my respect.
VipFREAK
03-27-2009, 11:18 PM
He actually had you respect in the first place? wow, Hi standards there. lol
Kapwanil
03-27-2009, 11:20 PM
I guess she didn't say "wow" every time?
VipFREAK
03-27-2009, 11:33 PM
I guess he'll throw in a free sample of "creepy" with every purchase then?
Koggit
03-27-2009, 11:34 PM
I guess we'll all preface our responses in this thread with "I guess"
naiku
03-27-2009, 11:36 PM
I guess he said "You're gonna love my nuts"
Koggit
03-27-2009, 11:37 PM
I guess naiku just doesn't get it
VipFREAK
03-27-2009, 11:38 PM
I guess not.
Cracka
03-28-2009, 12:19 AM
I guess that prostitute wasn't made in germany
help1
03-28-2009, 12:24 AM
I guess the slapchop wasn't enough to revolutionize his boring life.
Dr Mario Kart
03-28-2009, 12:27 AM
One for the kitchen
One for the car
One to choke a bitch
scuba t
03-28-2009, 12:32 AM
I guess that sucks, I'll let you choose what that is.
Sofa King Kool
03-28-2009, 12:58 AM
Awesome.
That guy always had the "mob bottom of the totem pole lackey" impression.
batman1939
03-28-2009, 04:56 AM
I haven't seen his ads in a while I hope they didn't pull them. Any ways Peter Griffin says prostitutes are all dead inside. How long did he punch her because I doubt he could do it all day.:applause:
Tavohl
03-28-2009, 05:00 AM
I haven't seen his ads in a while I hope they didn't pull them. Any ways Peter Griffin says prostitutes are all dead inside. How long did he punch her because I doubt he could do it all day.:applause: Roflmao:rofl:....20 minutes?
GuilewasNK
03-28-2009, 09:25 AM
First, of all I had no idea he was 44. They must have done the Shamwow ads 10 years ago.
Second, when you look like the Green Goblin aka Willem DaFoe in your mugshot, that's sad and ugly.
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_7GF2kkMcTKc/RxQmOmyHbmI/AAAAAAAAIHc/LIKhG7YnbHo/s320/willem+dafoe.jpg http://i.cdn.turner.com/trutv/thesmokinggun.com/graphics/art4/0327092sham1awm.jpg
I told you Vince didn't have an anti-drug. :lol:
maxim2boobles
03-28-2009, 12:33 PM
what a douche bag
Lord_Kefka
03-28-2009, 02:28 PM
She didn't love his nuts.
Xevious
03-28-2009, 02:49 PM
I see nothing wrong with this ...are you suppose to punch prostitutes after you are done with them?
I guess I should stop play Grand Theft Auto..Its rotted my brain
Trollsmeesh
03-28-2009, 02:59 PM
I see nothing wrong with this ...are you suppose to punch prostitutes after you are done with them?
I guess I should stop play Grand Theft Auto..Its rotted my brain
No, your brain is fine. That is the natural order of things.
rabbitt
03-28-2009, 04:57 PM
First, of all I had no idea he was 44. They must have done the Shamwow ads 10 years ago.
Second, when you look like the Green Goblin aka Willem DaFoe in your mugshot, that's sad and ugly.
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_7GF2kkMcTKc/RxQmOmyHbmI/AAAAAAAAIHc/LIKhG7YnbHo/s320/willem+dafoe.jpg http://i.cdn.turner.com/trutv/thesmokinggun.com/graphics/art4/0327092sham1awm.jpg
I told you Vince didn't have an anti-drug. :lol:
http://images.indymedia.org/imc/richmond/image/11/benicio-del-toro.jpg
Almost looks like Benicio Del Toro.
Xevious
03-28-2009, 07:05 PM
http://images.indymedia.org/imc/richmond/image/11/benicio-del-toro.jpg
Almost looks like Benicio Del Toro.
Benicio Del Toro mixed with Johnny Knoxville
Collectorguy00
03-29-2009, 08:26 AM
What I don't understand is why pay a thousand dollars for a whore who is mediocre at best.
Panther1484
03-29-2009, 12:33 PM
I'm glad he wore his hospital gown to meet up with a hooker. Very classy...
At least the Oxi-Clean guy has been staying out of trouble.
GuilewasNK
03-29-2009, 12:35 PM
I'm glad he wore his hospital gown to meet up with a hooker. Very classy...
At least the Oxi-Clean guy has been staying out of trouble.
He also has a show coming out on Discovery channel.
The reason's you're going to slap away everyday is because it's so easy to clean xD
mykevermin
03-29-2009, 06:20 PM
This world would be so boring without alcohol in it.
ducttapeBigSexy
03-29-2009, 11:59 PM
You'd think he'd have at least one ShamWow lying around to wipe the dry blood from his face.
billyrox
03-30-2009, 12:18 AM
anyone read the story? apparently the bitch bit his tongue and wouldn't let go... he was doing self defense
mykevermin
03-30-2009, 12:25 AM
anyone read the story? apparently the bitch bit his tongue and wouldn't let go... he was doing self defense
"the bitch."
Wow. And this homeboy's a saint and a victim for soliciting a prostitute? Is this just another issue of poor customer service in your mind?
reicaden
03-30-2009, 12:40 AM
your avatar looks like such a badass, sofa king.
billyrox
03-30-2009, 12:51 AM
"the bitch."
Wow. And this homeboy's a saint and a victim for soliciting a prostitute? Is this just another issue of poor customer service in your mind?
is it good customer service in your mind?
Doc Bacca
03-30-2009, 01:25 AM
She was probably using a paper towel to clean up and he just flipped out. She was unable to understand the fine engineering of the Shamwow and he had to show it.
I'm sure he used the Shamwow to help the cops clean up the blood and by the end he had new customers.
slickkill77
03-30-2009, 02:48 AM
POW right in the kisser!
Quillion
03-30-2009, 10:13 AM
"the bitch."
Wow. And this homeboy's a saint and a victim for soliciting a prostitute? Is this just another issue of poor customer service in your mind?
Because he was committing a non-violent felony, that makes it acceptable to assault him?
JolietJake
03-30-2009, 10:37 AM
He should have smacked her with a shamwow and then used it to wipe up the blood.
Antic
03-30-2009, 10:54 AM
That's crazy.
Xevious
03-30-2009, 03:15 PM
POW right in the kisser!
Do you mean "SHAM-POW!! Right in the kisser!"
gregthomas77
03-30-2009, 03:27 PM
First, of all I had no idea he was 44. They must have done the Shamwow ads 10 years ago.
Second, when you look like the Green Goblin aka Willem DaFoe in your mugshot, that's sad and ugly.
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_7GF2kkMcTKc/RxQmOmyHbmI/AAAAAAAAIHc/LIKhG7YnbHo/s320/willem+dafoe.jpg http://i.cdn.turner.com/trutv/thesmokinggun.com/graphics/art4/0327092sham1awm.jpg
I was thinking he looks more like "Tucker" from "There's Something About Mary"
http://www.thelin.net/laurent/cinema/films/tt0129387/33779.jpg
mykevermin
03-31-2009, 11:41 AM
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/0330091newsham1.html
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/0330091newsham2.html
*insert joke about super-absorbent face here*
JolietJake
03-31-2009, 11:43 AM
Shamwow! he beat the shit out of her. Damn Vince...
integralsmatic
03-31-2009, 01:34 PM
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/0330091newsham1.html
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/0330091newsham2.html
*insert joke about super-absorbent face here*
holy bejesus! This bitch got messed the fucked up!
wait who would want to kiss a prostitute? Who knows what been inside their mouth?
mykevermin
03-31-2009, 01:58 PM
As a matter of fact, it's *precisely* that I know what has been inside of her mouth that makes me agree with your point. Putting it out of my head might make it more plausible.
"Don't go suckin' any dick on the way out to the parking lot!"
fatherofcaitlyn
03-31-2009, 01:59 PM
holy bejesus! This bitch got messed the fucked up!
Seconded. I wonder if a Shamwow is good at absorbing semen while the guy does a nickel.
I understand she was biting his tongue, but a good thumb to the trachea would have sufficed without breaking all of those bones.
crunchb3rry
03-31-2009, 05:10 PM
They are clearly in love with eachother. Look at the matching outfits in the mugshots.
The Dord
03-31-2009, 08:16 PM
Slap Nuts!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P5LW2WW5o-0
Trollsmeesh
03-31-2009, 09:40 PM
Slap Nuts!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P5LW2WW5o-0
xD That was awesome. :D
crunchb3rry
03-31-2009, 09:55 PM
The overdubs are funnier than that Max Headroom soundboard shit.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tdfiVPvFUiQ&feature=related
Trollsmeesh
03-31-2009, 10:02 PM
The overdubs are funnier than that Max Headroom soundboard shit.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tdfiVPvFUiQ&feature=related
Ok, that was hilarious. It had me cracking up. Nicely done. xD
VipFREAK
03-31-2009, 10:31 PM
lool, oh man. Best thing all day.
Dead of Knight
03-31-2009, 10:36 PM
The overdubs are funnier than that Max Headroom soundboard shit.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tdfiVPvFUiQ&feature=related
Oh my god, I can't stop laughing.
Trollsmeesh
03-31-2009, 10:40 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h05ZQ7WHw8Y
This doesn't really have anything to do with anything in this thread..just found it after watching the ShamWOW video.
Thought it was pretty funny. xD
The Dord
03-31-2009, 10:50 PM
check out the rest of the dub videos, these are funny as well..
BILLY MAYS HERE FOR.. DUBBIN'
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1WqZ5AlRneI
Trollsmeesh
03-31-2009, 11:00 PM
I had never seen any of these dub videos, but this has killed a good half hour of my night. I love it. :D
VipFREAK
03-31-2009, 11:00 PM
lool