Funny Rant From a Guy Selling a Pen on Ebay

[The Successful Dropout]

say what you want, but this guys rants are funny as shit....

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=3837676332

[LV-426RS]

almost the funniest part.....

who I will call "Laura", because that was her name

[Dok Diamond]

wow, his relationship is on ebay.

[dan31655]

someone has a problem if he can go from selling a pen to telling us his relationship history.Anyways good find and funny as hell

[Squirms]

"One of the coolest things about the whole divorce was I knew my attorney, because he was my neighbor's brother. He was also a big cigar smoker. When it came time to belly-up, I paid him with a cheap cigar humedor that I bought at a trade show for almost nothing. Forget those Divorce-in-a-Box deals, this was way cheaper."


A fellow cheapass this one is.

[senorwoohoo]

That is freaking hilarious...

[silverandcold]

That was one ugly pen. It went for $31? haha

[cartonbox126]

What a crazy ass relationship???? I'd pay him to hear the rest of the story

[daphatty]

I'm sure this guy has some issues himself.

[Kaijufan]

His story was pretty funny.

[tornadomann]

thats the funniest thing ive seen on ebay in a long time

[Trakan]

Did I mention the time she burned down my microwave?

:rofl:

[cartonbox126]

This guy had to be so pissed off at his ex-wife that he told the whole world about it while posting an auction on ebay

[Medium_Pimpin]

This guy could be Maddox's long lost brother.

Funny Read.

[davidmt]

I couldn't believe his auction got over 287,000 hits. That is amazing!

I wonder how that happened?

I noticed he is also selling a real nice tshirt:

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=57990&item=3932372 737&rd=1&ssPageName=WDVW

[el bobo]

Heh that sucks, I hope he wasn't making it up...

[Medium_Pimpin]

It's those damn nigerians again.

Where is Ackbar when you need him?

[LowTecky]

He managed to make a 3 dollar pen go for 31 bucks by writing a short story with it. He's smart :)

[guyver2077]

priceless.

[Gothic Walrus]

You know, I remember a man selling a wedding dress using the same method...

Auctions like this are always priceless. I saw this a week ago, but I still laugh when I read the part about burning down the microwave. :)

[Medium_Pimpin]

Tom leykis went on a rant about this on yesterday's show. Absolutely hilarious.

[Mind_n_Soul]

he is also selling

Jar of Gunk from my Ex- "The Lipo"

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=72759&item=5536001 302&rd=1&ssPageName=WDVW

[ngxbox2004]

Hahaha, damn did you all see the number of page views that page got??

[Medium_Pimpin]

he is also selling

Jar of Gunk from my Ex- "The Lipo"

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=72759&item=5536001 302&rd=1&ssPageName=WDVW

haha, im glad i revived this topic.

[Medium_Pimpin]

the funny thing is between the pen and the lard he sold a copy of legend of zelda a link to the past.

[weimerwanger]

there were probably some guys on another forum who caught this auction as it was running, and were the ones actually competing to get the divorce pen

[Zenithian Legend]

I like how he added all those updates at the bottom...

[Medium_Pimpin]

his newest auction was taken down, maybe his ex called in and complained it was stolen.

[weimerwanger]

this guy needs to join the current cag contest, he'd win by default

[cag1000]

i heard about a girl from the real world auctioning off a date with herself on ebay thats funny shit but cant find it anyone know more

[hiccupleftovers]

Classic. priceless. It made me laugh so hard I started tearing up. THis guy's using Ebay as his personal blog. Great!! I love all the additions he made at the end, what those have to do with him selling a pen I don't know. I love all the times he keeps calling it a piece of crap. Why would anyone want to bid on something that they were told was a piece of crap?

[EnderBui]

http://cgi1.ebay.com/aw-cgi/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItemWithCategory&item=3756242792

Now he's elling a painting with a picture of himself.

[Renegade_Zero]

that looks fishy to me, look at the bigger pic t the bottom, it has a camera in the bottom right corner like from those sites that dont want you to steal their pics. i dont htink he had a pen.

[Tespo125]

that looks fishy to me, look at the bigger pic t the bottom, it has a camera in the bottom right corner like from those sites that dont want you to steal their pics. i dont htink he had a pen.

LOL, that doesn't mean it's taken from another site, that's the eBay Pic logo. It's placed on every pic thats uploaded onto eBay. Look, he's now selling a bag of his ex's gas that's already at $22.50! As well as a jar of his ex's gunk (fat from her liposuction). God this guy is whacked. The funny part about the jar of gunk is the pic of it next to the hot dog chili and the collard greens!

Bag of Gas (http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=624&item=376370880 4&rd=1&ssPageName=WDVW)

Jar of Gunk (http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=75059&item=5536977 196&rd=1&ssPageName=WDVW)

[beerguy961]

Okay, if it was just the pen, I could believe that this all happened. But this guy is clearly just trying to get money by posting funny stuff. It's funny, but not worth the crap he's selling...