Entertainment Industry Haiku Contest

[whywakeup]

Entertainment Industry Haiku Contest

The next contest will be for a "Super secret happy fun time prize".
Art books . These were both Limited edition Art Books That camewith the game (much like the new Blazblue art book)

You can write Haikus for fun also even if you dont want a prize .


Here is the winner of the first contest

After Hours of deliberation and some input from my wife, I have chosen a winner . Lets Congratulate Danimal for not only some great Haiku’s but the fact that he involved his family in the fun put him over the top (and the sheer number of entries helped also ).


XBox 360
My love's gone away
Just for now, to fix what's wrong
McAllen, Texas

Cheapy D
The King of Finding
Great Deals on All Media
Internet Space Pimp

Phantom Hourglass
Finding the Ghost Ship
Searching for the Phantom Sword
Defeating Bellum

A Nintendogs Haiku
The dogs are so cute
My personal choice for fun
Come here boy! Sit! Stay!

I wanted to add some notable mentions but that literally would have been almost the whole thread. So be sure to read all of them because they truly are creative and entertaining.

Here is the winner of the second contest

Again some great entries , I wish i could hook up everybody . The Haiku i chose is funny every time I read it . Congratulations to moleman for a great Haiku .

Snakes on a Plane

I hate these mother
Fucking snakes that are on this
mother Fucking plane

Congratulations to Blade and his great Haiku .
Ace Combat 04

Tears like summer sky
I'm leaving, on a jet plane
The sound of sorrow


Rules:

Create a Haiku about a Entertainment Industry related topic
The title should be the name of the Entertainment Industry and the poem has to follow the traditional 5 syllable 7 syllable 5 syllable format



The poem can be as funny or as serious as you want about anything relating to the Entertainment Industry .
Please post as many as you want and spread the word .


Lets have some fun CAG’s.

[GamerKingFaiz]

Free stuff; so awesome!
Pick me as the winner, please.
Happy, I would be!

[Teddite]

Megaman
Little Blue Robot
Running jumping and shooting
Wily fails again

[CardSHARK4Life]

Portal
GLaDOS, Portal Gun
Companion Cubes, Still Alive
The Cake is a Lie

[Cleaner7]

You're In The Movies (Xbox 360)
A reason why I
want to be in movies is
to become a star

[Stupidpickles]

Legend of Zelda

While digging, I ask:
who fills my holes so quickly
when I leave the screen?

[SunnyD]

Gears of War 2 (Xbox 360)
Humans and Locust
are worth the sixty dollars
but not the online.

[A Yellow Fellow]

Conker Live & Reloaded

You play as a squirrel
He smokes cigars and kills poop
Later the game freezes

[The SPism]

super MARIO BROS (NES)

stomp on mushroom tops
while I am just a plumber
I seek a princess

[ohram]

DUKE NUKEM FOREVER

Always bet on Duke
He never fails to succeed
We will miss you Duke.

or

DUKE NUKEM FOREVER

Always bet on Duke
Chews bubble gum and kicks ass
And he's out of gum

[Danimal]

Dead Rising

Love me some zombies
The worst save system ever
Breaks it for me, though

[cgw1710]

Final Fantasy IV

Cecil is hero
To be born from a dragon
Lunar whale flies

[dogmae]

Ninja Gaiden

I am a ninja
Now chopping off many limbs
My sword is bloody



Thrill Kill

Oh my dear Thrill Kill
The Imp was so damn sexy
Go to hell E A



E3 of old

Booth babes so sexy
Boobies bouncing all around
Come to Atlanta


Mortal Kombat

Give me some red blood
A B A C A B B
Good now finish him

[will530]

I'll have my revenge.
Lan Di will pay dearly, but
will Sega let me?

[geoff420]

I killed a good man
He had a wife and two kids
I slept peacefully

[Jerajdai]

YES - I *love* Haiku contests!!! Here are my crappy submissions:


Pac Man

The delicious trail
of cookies - can't stop eating.
But ghosts taste better.


Kingdom Hearts

King Mickey - you're so
fine, but your keyblade will be
mine - Hey King Mickey!


Kingdom Heart 2

Roxas, I hate your
hair. Nobodies are dumb but
Namine is cool.


Halo 3

The blade pierces the
prophet's heart. He roars. Yeah, It
was good for me too.

[solid-alchemist]

Metal Gear Solid (any for playstation)

Metal Gear Solid
Oh Snake Who Hides In a Box
You Are So Sneaky

[The Crotch]

Early contender for thread of the year. CAG poetry slam, motherfuckers!

Now, assuming that we can do more than one entry...

Killer7 (GC/PS2)
I do not get it
Seriously, what the fuck
Suda, please explain

Starcraft (PC/Mac/N64)
Zerg are cheating cunts
Terrans turtle endlessly
All for Aiur, bitch

Daikataina (PC, N64, GBC)
Death by ambition
Though better off aborted
Now suck it down, John

Planescape: Torment (PC)
Floating skulls annoy
But will not stop your search for
The nature of man

Mega Man 9 (360, Wii, PS3)
Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck
Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck
Fuck, fuck, fuckING SPIKES

Probably more to come.

EDIT: You must read any and all "fucks" as the word "FUCK", not as... you know, "SHAQ-FU", for these to work, obviously.

[daflubby]

Viva Pinata

Pinata commune
oh what colorful neighbors
get off my lawn, horse!

[Mercurii]

Superman 64

I played Superman
On Nintendo 64
I want to die now

[naiku]

my name is naiku
m bison is so awesome
I dont own a wii

[rickyff7]

Fallout 3

Vault Boy wonders around wasteland
Hearing Three Dog howling to finish fight
Raider screams FUCK YOU!

[Five Seven Five]

Halo (xbox, 360)
-------------------------------
He leaps from nowhere,
deals death like a steel clad god;
Grunts cry Demon! Run!
-------------------------------
Thanks for the contest, whywakeup.

[Dunvane]

Gear of War 2 (Xbox 360)

Gears makes me so mad
my wife and doctor worry
for my sanity

It's true. :P

[grndoom]

Left 4 Dead (Bill)
A lifelong smoker
Really fast for an old dude
You see some “PILLS HERE!!”

Left 4 Dead (Francis)
A tough white biker
Has hatred for the masses
“Get your rear in gear”

Left 4 Dead (Zoey)
Fan of Chuck Taylor

Willing to give you a ‘hand’
Hunter is her ex

Left 4 Dead (Louis)
Ready and alert
His cousin is demoman
The only black man


Francis and Bill quotes are in-game dialogue.

[Danimal]

XBLA
Too many titles
Launching at twelve-hundred points
Think I'll take a pass


Metal Gear Series
Wacked-out storylines
Stealth, clones, and a possessed hand
Or something like that


(this one's from my son)

Phantom Hourglass
Finding the Ghost Ship
Searching for the Phantom Sword
Defeating Bellum

(last but not least, this one's from my daughter)

A Nintendogs Haiku
The dogs are so cute
My personal choice for fun
Come here boy! Sit! Stay!

[Jek Porkins]

Tetris

From skyward, shapes fall
Here comes another S-piece
Just need a long one.

Halo 3

Got the jump on him
Full clip of ammo, but lag.
One shot on my X.

[pete5883]

Dig. Distribution
Old men always hate new things
Get used to it, bitch

[BustaUppa]

Ninja Gaiden 2
Shurikens, swords, boobs
some pain-in-the-ass boss fights,
and a lot of blood


Street Fighter IV
A worthy sequel.
The online mode ain't so hot,
but what can ya do?

[JetBlackout]

Left 4 Dead:

Shooting zombies dead
Has never been so much fun
Hunter's got zoey!

---------------

I'm ready to go
You will spawn as a hunter
Francis is incapped

---------------

Online games in general:

Squeaky children speak
ESRB fails once more
It's past your bed time

[Jrittmayer]

Metal Gear Solid 4 (PS3)

Snakes gotten quite old
And his fight to stop liquid
ends once and for all

Pokemon

Childhood happiness
defeating gymleaders
pikachu pwns all!

[whywakeup]

WOW !!!! These poems are really really good everybody . Its going to be hard to pick just one . The creativity is astonishing .
I think im going to run a few more contests after this one with some of my rare collectibles from my video game stash . Keep an eye out , and keep the Haiku’s coming .

[Danimal]

XBox 360
My love's gone away
Just for now, to fix what's wrong
McAllen, Texas

[machoman_93]

Mirror's Edge (X360, PS3, PC)

Flying through the air
I think I'm lost on this roof
Oh look, a red door

[volt1up]

Dark Sector

Im all out of my
incendiary bullets
my glaive is coming

Valkyria Chronicles (spoiler)

"Is" the Darcsen one
imperial gun takes shot
squad seven minus one

[sixxv0lt]

Condemned 2

where are the bum fights?
why is it so dark outside?
Why- OH GOD WHATS THAT?

[blandstalker]

Online Gaming

My new headset mike
Spews trash talk from ten year olds
You have been pwned, n00b


Katamari Damacy

Cousins, Prince, and King
Rolling up our destiny
Na na na na na


The Melancholy of Mario and Luigi

Stars and coins grow old
Plumbers seek retirement
Bowser marries Peach


Virtual Console

So many good games
I could play them endlessly
Wish they were for sale


Noby Noby Boy

Not another bite.
Just one! More than wind I break.
I must eat my butt

[Sloshmaster]

Fallout 3
It hooks me so quick
They put psycho on the disc
better check the doc

[The Crotch]

Super Meat Boy (Wii, PC)
Meat Boy fears nothing
Well, except for lava, natch
Plus salt, blades, missiles...

Smash Bros. Brawl: Ike Edition (Wii)
Oops, that was not right
Should not have hit "A" right there
Nairing to my death

Smash Bros. Brawl: Wario Edition (Wii)
Kirby ain't alone
Wario will devour all
Where's your god now, huh?

General Chaos (Genesis)
Jesus! Fuck! How? Why?
I thought machine guns were shit?
Kicking my ass, though!

X-Com: UFO Defence (PC, PS1)
My guns are useless!
Mind control destroys my troops!
Why do I play this?

[pezmanmike]

Deadly Creatures
Creepy scorpion
Dangerous tarantula
Game should have sold more

Dead Space
Monsters everywhere
Following me through the vents
Hey what was that noise

[pete5883]

Virtual Console

So many good games
I could play them endlessly
Wish they were for sale


Noby Noby Boy

Not another bite.
Just one! More than wind I break.
I must eat my butt
Give this man the $10,000.

[JetBlackout]

Rockband 2:

I play on easy
There's an orange button now?
Yellow, Red, Blue, Green

---------

Grand Theft Auto 4

Roman has a dream
It involves giant titties
Niko got screwed, yo.

------------

Left 4 Dead

Elevator blocked
That fucking infected team
Can Valve patch this, please?

---------

Four campaigns to choose
I only play No Mercy
What's a Blood Harvest?

----------

Fallout 3

Kid from 101
Blows the fuck out of a town
Negative Karme

[Wolfkin]

Super Mario RPG

people like Geno
but Mallow is NOT a frog
awesomeness ensues

:clap: crotch

[Hybrid5006]

SAINTS ROW
Smoked a pound of drow
Capped a sucka in the face
Twelve year old O.G.

Resident Evil 5
The Uroboros
Trying to eat my face off
The other white meat

[Whirly]

Call of Duty Four
The Grenades and Gunfire Roars
The A K is beastly

[Wolfkin]

Call of Duty Four
The Grenades and Gunfire Roars
The A K is beastly
quoted so we can laugh at you later when you realize your mistake.

haha

[matth00lt]

Left 4 Dead:
Run here comes a horde
Taste my bullets zombie scum
Oh crap there's a tank

More Left 4 Dead:
Flying through the air
so my gun is no match for
the fist of a tank

Last Left 4 Dead
Hey did you hear that
the cough of a smoker near
hunter pounced on me

Fallout 3:
Terrible Shotgun
liberate that raiders head
damn need to reload

Castle Crashers:
Go go green knight go
wait, not a power ranger
time to crash castles

Braid:
Look I can rewind
See that, it didn't happen
what does this all mean

Fable 2:
Look I have a dog
Stop running away to bark
god I hate this mutt

Dead Space
What the hell was that
Oh god I think I just peed
wet spot on my couch

Ok, I'm done. I'm sure I could keep writing bad haiku's all day.

Alright, one more...

Assassin's Creed:
Wait, not this again
I've gathered intel like this
fifty times by now

[PlumeNoir]

I love any excuse to write haiku. I could do this all day.

Mass Effect:
I fucked a blue chick.
Though I didn't see too much;
Still pissed off Fox News.

Left 4 Dead:
Got voted off 'cuz
I stopped to help a teammate;
I hate 12 year olds.

Super Mario Galaxy:
While not a bad game,
I just can't stop noticing:
"U R MR GAY."

Dead Rising:
Forget the zombies!
I'd spend three days staring at
Jesse's giant tits.

[bobjohn]

Super Smash Bros Melee (GameCube)
That ain't falco! Ahh!
Where you at? Where you at? Dead.
Wombo combo! Win!

[Razma]

Street Fighter II
Putting in quarters
Sizing the competition
Hearing "Hadouken!"

Dance Dance Revolution
Crappy J-Pop tunes
Filling the arcade with sound
Begging me to play

Death of the arcade industry
Arcades are empty
New games are rare and crappy
Screw you Nintendo

Online gaming
A flicker of lag
Can destroy a round of play
With a whining child

The PSP
Please stop it Sony
I've purchased one already
Stop making new ones

[The Crotch]

Left 4 Dead (Everywhere)
Get original!
Stop doing this, everyone
It is getting lame

[Whirly]

quoted so we can laugh at you later when you realize your mistake.

haha

And this is why I want to stab any form of poetry multiple times in the chest with a serrated railroad spike that has been used to castrate lambs.

[The Crotch]

And this is why I want to stab any form of poetry multiple times in the chest with a serrated railroad spike that has been used to castrate lambs.
What? Even Ruba'i? You monster!

[Whirly]

It may have to do with the fact I have to analyze 18th and 19th century poetry at school

nonetheless, enough hate for every kind

[KingSolly91]

The World of Warcraft
I've beaten my addiction
OMG RELAPSE!

[YoatOverNothing]

StarFox 64
"Do a barrel roll!"
A talking rabbit once said
They called him Peppy

Goldeneye
You're a cheap bastard
Did you have to pick Oddjob?
I hate you so much

Blast Corps
"Show us what you got!"
The man on the TV said
I don't know this man

GTA IV
My friends keep calling
They always want to do things
I don't like my friends

Contra
Two, armed, topless men
Fighting against aliens
Where is the army?

Bejewled 2
Make jewels disappear?
Shouldn't I be keeping them?
Jewels are worth money

[Jake_Jenova]

Tales of Vesperia
Yuri Lowell, I
say I will get you this time.
LeBlanc henchman Says.

[Logiedan]

Team Fortress 2

Doctor, charge me now!
I said charge! Where is uber?
I think there is - GAH!

Team Fortress 2 (2)

Cloak, uncloak, backstab.
Never really on your side.
Gentlemen, en garde!

[KevinMassacre]

Dead Or Alive Xtreme

Zack you big pervert
I need tix to your island
Big Bouncing Milk Bags

Dead Or Alive

Too Busy Staring
Jiggle, Jiggle, Up and Down
I Just lost the match

[tcolberg]

Xbox 360

Despite the red rings
And E-74 codes,
The Xbox still rocks.

[randomthinker]

No More Heroes
Oh Travis Touchdown.
Your blazing beam katana
Bursts head-shaped blood bombs.

[blandstalker]

StarFox 64
"Do a barrel roll!"
A talking rabbit once said
They called him Peppy


Slippy asks for help
I can see his pursuer
I hold my fire

StarFox Adventures
Such a pretty piece of shit
I am still bitter

When will Nintendo
Realize that StarFox games
Ought to involve flight?

[dwhelan]

Virtual On
Giant Robots Fight
Head to Head Arcade Machine
very much miss those days

[Wolfkin]

And this is why I want to stab any form of poetry multiple times in the chest with a serrated railroad spike that has been used to castrate lambs.if it makes you feel any better yours isn't the only mistake I've seen I'm just far too lazy to do it more than once. it's all love and games right?

for some reason I'm reminded of the episode of Avatar where Soka made a room full of girls go moist with his mad haiku skills until he ended with six syllables

[randomthinker]

for some reason I'm reminded of the episode of Avatar where Soka made a room full of girls go moist with his mad haiku skills until he ended with six syllables

I love that moment! Well, really I love the entire Avatar series from beginning to end, but... that moment is particularly sweet.

While I'm here, another haiku came to mind:

Bioshock
I am Jack's plasmids.
I bring fire, lightning, and bees
To Little Sisters.

[Danimal]

Grim Fandango
The Land of the Dead
Where Manny Calavera
rescues cheated souls


Sly Cooper
Jumping on rooftops
The Thievius Raccoonus
will be mine again


Shadow of the Colossus
Ride through empty lands
Giant monsters. I kill them.
Wait, they're not evil?

[Wolfkin]

I love that moment! Well, really I love the entire Avatar series from beginning to end, but... that moment is particularly sweet.it was a good episode no doubt but I really love The Blue Spirit
Sokka: You know what I love about Appa the most? His sense of humor.
Katara: That's nice. I'll tell him.
Appa: *Grunts*
Sokka: Haha! Classic Appa.

MadWorld
A dude named Jack kills
to give an audience thrills
red like you took pills

I hope it captures the psychedelic color scheme they use in the game.

[The Crotch]

A golden, star-shaped cookie for Danimal. See, people? Originality! There exist games besides Left 4 Dead and Fallout 3. In fact...

Fallout 2 (PC)
Black Isle loved hookers,
deathclaws, whores, fists, grave digging,
prostitutes, harlots...

[Jek Porkins]

Another set of entries:

Hey, my NES!
I wonder if it still works?
blow in the cartridge.

The Virtual Boy
Real 3-D gaming system
Ocular distress

[i3oone]

Contra
Up, Up, Down and Down,
Left, Right, Left, Right, B and A
I will beat this game

Full Throttle
Ben was falsely framed
Corley Motors must live on
Damn you, Mark Hamill

Resident Evil Survivor
A light gun game, huh?
Oh wait where is the gun at?
Wow this game is bad...

SOCOM Confrontation
I bought this game quick
Servers did not even work
So then I sold it.

XIII
Remember this game?
Shooting game with cell shading?
Yeah, it still was bad...

Quackshot
Donald duck shooting
Plungers keep falling off wall
Fly away in plane

Braid
I spent many points
I beat this game in a day...
Why so many points???

PS3 Home
Guys pose as females...
Crotch thrust people in the face...
Running man lines... why?

Rock Band
Am i addicted
If I play drums and sing
Using a mic stand?

Halo 3
I got this game free
It is not even that good
Honestly it sucks.

COD: World at War
Generic War Game
Saved only by dead nazis
Use the ray gun, quick!

Hover!
Capture the red flags!
Get out of my damn way drones!
I hate you skid pads...

[YoatOverNothing]

Burnout Paradise
Where are the drivers?
How can these cars be moving?
Hold me, I'm frightened.

Mario Kart
Yes, I am winning!
Where is that blue shell going?
Man, I hate this game.

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1989 Arcade Game)
I can't wait to play!
I have to be Raphael?
Let's play something else.

Madden Football
Time to buy Madden.
The year is almost over.
Time to buy Madden.

SSX
I want a new game.
Where is the new SSX?
I miss this series.

Shenmue
Can you help me out?
I am looking for sailors.
What...I am not gay.

[Hybrid5006]

Mario
Men want to be him
Women just want to stroke his
Full bodied mustache

[Geello]

World of Warcraft

Ret paladin facerolls
His keyboard is very sturdy
I died instantly

[MiNuN]

Hey You, Pikachu!

Yellow fur, brown stripes
Electricity body
A mouse to be feared

[Smirnoff2k]

DUKE NUKEM FOREVER

Always bet on Duke
Chews bubble gum and kicks ass
And he's out of gum

Hahaha

[archangelreb]

Fallout Three your great
Oh how you consume me now
Just you ask my wife

[shinzero01]

Street Fighter IV

Shun Goku Satsu
Akuma shows no mercy.
With the Dark Hadou.


Fallout 3

They called me a jerk
When I nuked Megaton town.
So I shot them dead.


Marvel vs Capcom 2

Where is the balance?
This game was made so broken.
Cable is too cheap.

Saints Row 2

Revenge is so sweet.
I took over Stillwater
For the second time.

Way of the Samurai 2

I always wonder
Kyojiro Kagenuma
Are you a woman?

Resident Evil 5

Hey Jill Valentine
Purple doesn't suit you much
But you are still hot.

[jnam101006]

Yahtzee arcade game

One more Yahtzee, please!
One more achievement to go!
I never get three...

[Janus_Zeal]

Little Mac is back
Laying down the hard green smack
Hippo sure is whack

[randomthinker]

MK vs DC
Flash was my hero
til he killed Batman with
A Fatality.

[The Crotch]

Fallout Three
Oh how you consume me
Just ask my wife.
Quick, Wolfkin! I need a witty remark!

[Danimal]

Psychonauts
Baggage and cobwebs
Daddy issues confronted
Schafer is my liege

Eternal Darkness
My save file is gone?!
Oh... a sanity effect
Now that was scary

Cheapy D
The King of Finding
Great Deals on All Media
Internet Space Pimp

[Wolfkin]

Quick, Wolfkin! I need a witty remark!

I don't know what you're talking about.. oh i see you're Canadian maybe with your accent it doesn't fit but try it with an accent like a 1st grader.

In case it still doesn't fit I've prepared this backup remark
sometimes words escape me.. that's why we have pictures
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http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk178/Lava200/Fail/08fail.jpg

[Bill Mcdougal]

I have other games
and yet you are all I play
some day, street fighter

[moleman]

I tried.


Army of Two

Pinned Down at the wall
Objectives make us money
"Ladies lift your shirts"

Call of Duty: WaW

Caught in the treeline
Mortar explodes everywhere
Banzai's to the north

Dead Deals (CAG)

I hate shitty deals
That do not come in the mail
F*ck you Verisign

[Caliburn]

Street Fighter IV
Welcome back, fighters
Ev'ryone is on steroids
Seth is full of sh!t

Final Fantasy IV DS
A classic reborn!
From dark knight to paladin
Cecil is a tank

Naruto: Rise of a Ninja X360
An engrossing game
Surprisingly fun to play
Broken D.L.C.

Assassin's Creed: Altair's Chronicles DS
Can't kill NPC's
Repetitious game levels
This game really sucks

[BlindPete]

Contra

press up up down, down
Left Right Left Right B A Start
you can win the game

Mario brothers

brick, brick, brick, brick, brick
brick, coin!, brick, brick, one-up!, brick,
with my head I smash

[Jerajdai]

I missed the Best Buy
freebie deal for this game - back
to haiku begging

[Wolfkin]

Mario brothers

brick, brick, brick, brick, brick
brick, coin!, brick, brick, one-up!, brick,
with my head I smashMega Man 9 (360, Wii, PS3)
Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck
Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck
Fuck, fuck, fuckING SPIKES

Instant Classics

Super Mario Bros 2
What dream are we in?
Grab enemies don't stomp them?
Magic Carpet Ride?

[polo14player]

CHEAP ASS GAMER

What a great contest
I am a cheap ass gamer
whywakeup thank you

[Atomsplitter]

Robot Alchemic Drive:
I love giant bots
Ridiculous voice acting
Eat A ROCKET PUNCH

[djplasmid]

LEGO ROCKBAND

Another band game?
This time it has LEGO guys.
Seriously, why?

[Dmpazos]

Guitar Hero

Guitar, oh Guitar...
Why are you so annoying,
with those stupid clicks?

[Jerajdai]

Legend of Zelda

Why is the game named
after the stupid princess?
Link does all the work!

[Sooku]

Alright, I love haikus! Let's see if I can make a winner here. :D

Dig-Dug
Force tubes in creatures
Pump them until they explode
Dig-Dug is morbid

E.T.
Crap, I'm in a hole!
No matter, I'll fly back out
By straining my neck

Space Invaders
We will invade earth
Our tactic? We shall descend
Slowly back and forth

Apple
Mac gaming is hard
You guys have hundreds of games
I have iMovie

[Flak]

Turtles in Time

Beating the Foot up
Throw them ass first at the screen
Cowabunga dude!

[hufferstl]

halo online

Time for matchmaking
Leetspeak gamertags galore
Sniped, teabagged. Repeat

Golgo 13

Twelve other Golgo's?
Were the other ones this hard
WTF

[BlindPete]

Kid Icarus

On feathered wings fly,
Let lose arrows from my bow,
Where is my sequel?

[hysterisch]

Super Mario Bros
We're sorry, but your
Princess is in another
Castle, you dumbass.

Cooking Mama
Oh Mama you tease!
I know I cook better than
you, you stupid bitch.

Rayman Raving Rabbids
Plungers from the sky
Animals with crazy eyes
Scream with fervor DAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!

Dead or Alive Xtreme Beach Volleyball
Beautiful Bosoms
Oh how they jiggle and sway
Can this be a game?

Little Big Planet
Person made of cloth
Decorates worlds with prizes
Please Heart my level

Dokomodake Boing!
IGN quotes that
it's "Seven kinds of awesome."
Shrooms on the cover.

[Interfeci]

Earthbound:

Beat dirty hippies;
Oh no, look out! SUPER ANT!
Here, Piggy Piggy.

[numbier_wun]

Mass Effect

Commander Shepard
Universe in disaster
He'll save or conquer?

[mcpeepants]

Pac-Man

Goddamnit PacMan
Lay off the pills already
Seeing ghosts again???

[PlantDryad123]

Street fighter IV

Ultimate Rivals
The Ultra Combo Finish
Sagat is broken.

Pong

back and forth it goes
up and down the paddles move
an hour passes

Crisis Core final fantasy VII
Very fun to play
But the ending is so long
always fall asleep

[BustaUppa]

Final Fantasy III (DS)

This game is not fair.
Six consecutive boss fights
and no chance to SAVE!

[soliddragon]

Evil time waster
Made to enslave all of us
Save yourself, play Wii

[Bill Mcdougal]

Viva Pinata:
Feed them the right food
pair, and feel like a voyeur
watching them dancing

Street Fighter:
Thumbstick or D-Pad
this controller just won't work
arcade sticks so rare

Fable II (spoiler):
Save the world, lose all
can your family come back?
No, only your dog

Guitar Hero:
Harmonix made you
yet you screw them at each turn
just learn to play nice

Left 4 Dead:
Zombies that don't eat
how do they sustain themselves?
who cares, throw pipe bomb

Schizoid:
We must use teamwork
to destroy these strange creatures
maybe I hate you

[mjw7183]

Family Game Night

Tons of Boards Games Played,
Potatoe Head is crazy,
At least no cleanup

[nasum]

Viva Pinata

Pinata commune
oh what colorful neighbors
get off my lawn, horse!

Wow. So brilliant.
Why should I bother to try
There is your winner

PS3
Shiny Monolith
Way Too Expensive For Me
Just Get A Blu-Ray

[trippplethreat333]

Big Rigs (PC)
Broken Game with truck
Can not really race in it
'YOU'RE WINNER' says screen

[Bill Mcdougal]

Assault Heroes
Annoying red men
endlessly ululating
please God make them stop

Castlevania: Symphony of the Night
Not a clever name
just because Alucard is
Dracula backwards

Peggle
Hit the orange pegs
I recommend Master Hu
Owls can use the Force

[emperor922]

Punch-Out Wii

Who wants Mister Dream
A palette swap Mike Tyson
We want Mike Tyson

[njkrautk]

Dark Spire

Wizardry style fun
try old school blast from the past
classic for the win

[Danimal]

Grand Theft Auto IV
Crash into people
Send them flying off the bridge
It never gets old

Uncharted: Drake's Fortune
Gorgeous visuals
Treasure hunting adventure
And then... ummm... monsters.

Katamari Damacy
Roll my ball around
Scoop up ants, people, buildings
For my fruity king

Tanks But No Tanks (Atari 2600)
This is a real game.
Nope, I didn't make it up.
Best title ever.

[whywakeup]

Thank you all for the outstanding Haikus !!!! This will be the end of the Video game Haiku contest and the start of the Movie or Game Haiku contest .

The New rules are in the first post . Good Luck .

I will choose the winner of the video game Haiku contest today . There are so many awesome Haikus its going to be hard to choose just one .

Thanks Again !!!

[Hestar]

Too Human

Game is Terrible
Even though I got for 9 bucks
I got raped in the butt

[ohram]

Star Trek
---------
Set phasers to stun,
She can't take much more captain!
Beam me up Scotty.

[YoatOverNothing]

Star Wars: Episode I: The Phantom Menace
I hate Jar-Jar Binks.
What are midichlorians?
Why George Lucas, why?

The Dark Knight
He wore clown makeup.
"How about a magic trick?"
The pencil is gone.

Ghostbusters
Something you should know.
Something you should remember.
Never cross the streams.

[Jarlsburg]

Too Human (360)
Mission 3, part 4:
Days spend, thousand spiders slain;
5 point achievement?!

[SimpRgr8]

Rock Band
Was playing Rock Band
To what I heard was a snap
That was my foot pedal

Banjo Kazooie
A bird on my back
Collecting puzzle pieces
To free my sister

And why not do just one more for fun

Pulp Fiction
A Roy-ale with cheese
Do they speak English in What?
Whos choppa is this?

[The Crotch]

A note: if one of my previous haikus won something, please send the prize to Strell. I owe him a few already. Anyway!

Mario 3 (NES)|
Chase after airships?
No! I would much rather just
Play tag with my bro!

[solid-alchemist]

Star Trek

Oh Spock you douche bag
Shatner not allowed on set
wierd time paradox

[koruwa]

Gears of War

Much lag and glitches.
Oh look! Host advantage much?
Yet, I still love Gears.

[BlindPete]

Day of the Tentical

Time traveling friends
ENSLAVE ALL HUMANITY!
Evil Tentical

[thenockmlb]

Pikmin

His spaceship has crashed.
Thirty parts to find. Yellow,
Red, Blue get him through.

[dwb6]

Super Mario Bros

Passive aggression!
She's in ANOTHER castle?!
Still, her friend thanked me.

MAPPY-LAND

low self-esteem mouse
works his fingers to the bone
never gets bonus

thought of another Mappy one,

all his friends warned him
but they don't come around now
wish cat would catch her

[Malik112099]

PS3

What is going on?
Xbox 1 has sold better
Good luck PS4

[Jerajdai]

who won the haiku
contest? It's Monday and we
await your answer

Oh wait...Wednesday is
the last day now. I'm off to
go write more haiku

[moleman]

Snakes on a Plane

I hate these mother
fucking snakes that are on this
mother fucking plane

The Warriors

MTV will fail
In remaking the movie
Truely "Fuck my life."

WWF Wrestlemania: The Arcade Game

BAM BAM BIGELO
VERSUS BRET "THE HITMAN" HART
PIN HIM! PIN HIM! HUOAH!

Road Rash

Oh how I miss you
Beating the shit out of bikes
We need a new game

[dyeknom]

Mario Party Series:

Mini-game galore
What the hell my stars are gone?!
Time to cut some one


Batman & Robin

Too much neon now
Mister Freeze killed the franchise
Time for a reboot

[MerelyBroken]

Wii Music

Kid received as gift
Sitting sealed by game console
Girl would rather sing

[Danimal]

Jaws
Beautiful woman
Skinny-dips in the moonlight
Not her best idea

Ben Hur
Chariot races
A young star, Charlton Heston
In pre-gun-nut days

Big
Tom Hanks is a kid
All grown up after a wish
Also, he gets laid

The Sixth Sense
"I see dead people."
Turns out Bruce is a ghost, too.
Oops.... spoiler alert.

Showgirls
Time to change image
I'm done with "Saved By The Bell".
How's that career now?

Spiderman 2
Peter loves MJ
Crimefighting messes things up
A Doc Ock cock-block


Sorry, my mind seems to be in the gutter a bit today. :oops:

[AkariK]

Hours of grinding
I just cleared a long dungeon
Then my xbox froze

[KiWiB0RG]

Wall-E unknown bot
Hero to fallen roombas
Mankind forgets not

[Jrittmayer]

Angels and Demons
Suspense, Mystery
Cardinals are being killed
The Church is at war

Wolverine
Shiny Bloody Claws
His Super Badass Sideburns
Adamantium

Star Trek
Starship enterprise
Spock Out with you Fuck out
Shatner is best Kirk

[ashkpa]

Bioshock

A wrench in my hand
Little Sister runs away
'Till she see's it's safe

[archangelreb]

Just got T-bagged
That pi$$es me off
Stupid broken controller

[Danimal]

Here's two from my daughter about one of her recent favorites, Paul Blart: Mall Cop.

Paul Blart, the mall cop
Trapped inside a mega mall
Being chased by thugs

Code names like Rudolph
Chewin' up my bubblegum
Hypoglycemic


Also, a couple from my son about the Star Wars movies, his all-time favorites.

Luke and Obi-Wan
Han Solo vs. Greedo
In the Cantina

Ewoks on Endor
Anakin to Darth Vader
I am your father

Finally, one from a friend at work. She says this is her favorite movie.

Gone With The Wind
Wrapped in a velvet drape
She professed her love for him
Butler rides again

[Bill Mcdougal]

Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy
I'm Dentarthurdent
trusty towel by my side
roaming outer space

[ein670]

Stubbs the Zombie

Music was killer
Flatulence bomb rocked face
Where is my sequel

[lolwut?]

Making these is harder that I thought. I can't force myself to play through these, so why not use them to enter a contest!

Sonic Unleashed

Werewolf Sonic, why?
What's with all the dialogue
Just let me run fast

Far Cry 2

Africa, no way
The first was so much better
Game guns should not rust

and one about the super addictive:

Puzzle Quest

So damn addictive
Can't manage to pull away
I must match more gems

[warfox33]

Bioshock
Under water world
Inject Plasmids for fun
Genetic steroids

LOST
John Locke is bad ass
Can talk to the smoke monster
It is destiny

[Jrittmayer]

Fatal Frame
Creepy Camera
Miku goes to Himuro
Where is her Brother?

[archangelreb]

Lancer Blazing Fire
Crimson falls like rain on me
where's your Queen at now

[smackattack]

Playstation Home

Log in for Free Stuff
you want me to pay for that?
Sony is Crazy

CAG

Gamestop coupons now!
What is the trade in value?
Clearance threads rule all

Populous

Two up, one down, repeat
Fear my massive volcano
My Knight will crush you

[ddrisgood137]

Katamari:

Oh big ball of stuff,
Roll! Grow! Cars, homes, animals
A huge star you'll be

[archangelreb]

Lord of the Rings

Sam and Frodo trek
stop groping each other now
Get a room you two

Cloverfield

A rampaging Monster
does this even have a plot
Wasted ten dollars

[whywakeup]

The haikus are awesome CAG's .

I have to chime in with some of my own from my favorite movie.

The Dark Crystal

Written prophecy
The two shall become as one
Light the dark crystal

The journey begins
Traveling urRu set forth
Skeksis share their fate

The last Gelfling Jen
Hero chosen long ago
Find the crystal shard

Fear evil Garthim
Podlings harvested essence
Immortality

Kira gives her life
The flying shard reaches Jen
Healed is the crystal

[darkbase]

-Terminator-
The machines rebelled
Our society is dead
We fight to survive

Most of us died with
Fire raining from the sky
Machines feel nothing

He inspires us
John Connor is our savior
Still we die like ants

-Fight Club-
People always ask
Do I know Tyler Durden?
"Only when I sleep"

-Hitman-
Fiber wire worked
Target dead and hid his corpse
Silent Assassin

-Gaming/retail rants-

Gotta get away
To kill, maim, and save the day
Working retail sucks

Yes, we carry that
No, you can't be tax exempt
Get home to escape

Sorry but I can't
Give it to you at that price
I spend more on games


-Playstation-

Customers are jerks
My manager is clueless
Save me, Playstation

[matth00lt]

Bioshock?

As much as I want
that Big Daddy Figurine
I am not clever

[archangelreb]

Luke seeks out Yoda
in a smelly swampy place
Yoda is not pleased

[detectiveconan16]

W thought that
lettuce he ate might kill him
One percent chance, Dick

[smackattack]

Starcontrol
One is but a taste
Two is gaming perfection
Three kills the franchise

Outlaws
Best Music Ever
Where's the sequel Lucasarts?
Need Moar Wild West Games

[shinzero01]

Iron Man:
A frame of Iron
Guards Tony Stark from a...
A... weapons dealer??

Stargate:
When a false god falls
Colonel O'Neil is nearby
Roasting marshmallows

Infamous:
It's Force Unleashed
With some decent platforming
and with good graphics.

Uncharted: Drake's Fortune
I prefer Lara
At least she had some epic boobs
Nathan won't shut up

Tokyo Gore Police:
I don't know what I
Have just seen but I know that
It was awesome.

Plants vs. Zombies:
Addiction has form
It is found in gardening
Against the undead

The Fifth Element:
Shout at the airport
Leelu Dallas Multipass
And someone chuckles.

Serenity
What made Fox decide,
to cancel cancel Firefly when,
the show was this good.

Star Wars Episode III:
Well there goes Vader,
Off of my list of badasses.
He was such a wuss.

Jumper:
What? Episode 3?
Anakin versus Windu
Where's the force lightning?

Super Smash Brothers Brawl:
Story mode was great
Until Master Hand got Beat
By that guy Tabuu.

Spider-man: Web of Shadows
Oh hells yeah Spidey
Finally a decent game.
With Symbiote mode.

Spider-man: Separation Anxiety
Maximum Carnage
Only with Two player mode
We played for hours

Shin Megami Tensei: Nocturne
It's like Pokemon
Where the world ends and
demons roam the earth.

Pokemon Diamond
How many are there?
I lost count after Silver
Its still the same game.

[moleman]

Thanks for choosing mine, I dropped you a PM of the details.

[whywakeup]

Should i start a new contest ??

[Blade]

I think you should start a new contest, because I love poetry and was unaware of this. ;)

[whywakeup]

Lets do some poetry !

[Wolfkin]

Plants versus Zombies
Sunflower gives me power
Zombies are dead meat

[AkariK]

Hurt Locker

Bombs that go kaboom
Every day life or death
It's not my time yet!

Resident Evil

These stupid zombies
Always Umbrella at fault
Time to kill them all

Bah, pretty lame for 5 minutes of thinking.

[whywakeup]

Bah, pretty lame for 5 minutes of thinking.

No way, they are great .

[Sooku]

Noby Noby Boy

Oh, this game looks fun
Hungry little wormy guy
Just ate a live man

[whywakeup]

I just re-read this thread and there are some mighty fine Haikus up in here.

[moleman]

Clerks 2

Randall, have you heard?
You never go ass to mouth.
Pillow Pants will bite.

Stupid, I know.

[AkariK]

Little Big Planet

Playing with my friends
Can't stop slapping each other
Never cleared a level

[whywakeup]

SPACE CHANEL 5

Ulala dances
up down left right chu chu chu
die Morolians

[The Crotch]

I just re-read this thread and there are some mighty fine Haikus up in here.
Speaking of which, did you send Strell the prize from the first round?

[whywakeup]

Speaking of which, did you send Strell the prize from the first round?Nope . I dont even know who Strell is .

[ShadowX]

Rise of the Argonauts
Jason and his crew
sail the ocean for the fleece
to kill his uncle

[The Crotch]

Nope . I dont even know who Strell is .See: your inbox. Look to messages from 05-29-2009.

[Wolfkin]

a winner is you
NES Pro Wrestling
stupid dialogue

[Jrittmayer]

GI: Joe
Oh he's so bada$$
Action Figure to Big Screen
Rise of the Cobra

[Blade]

Kirby Super Star

Flames of summer lost;
Floating down like falling leaves,
Kirby is hungry.

[KiWiB0RG]

Her guns are blazing
Baroness why shoot at me
your brother's a dick

[AkariK]

GI Joe

Surprisingly fun
Full of funny one-liners
"There's a manual?"

Explosively hot
Baroness belongs to me
Too bad for you, Duke

[Sailorneorune]

Phoenix Wright

Spiky-haired lawyer
Defends the innocent and
Fights for great justice

Sailor Moon SuperS Various Emotion (JP Saturn)

Poor, poor Sailor Moon
Weeps as this crappy game is
Prized by collectors

[godhatesjustyou]

Bruce Campbell Versus
The Army of Darkness Is
Ass-Kicking Goodness

[whywakeup]

:applause:

[Mr Dude65]

Cheetos and Gaming

Damn white controller
Ewww! Cheese powder no come off
Stupid little bro!

[Blade]

Ace Combat 04

Tears like summer sky
I'm leaving, on a jet plane
The sound of sorrow

Yes, the girl I love is moving away. I apologize for the sappy haiku here, so here's something to hopefully ease the sadness (and pain).

Star Wars: Pit Droids

I'll wait in the pits;
Try to win but only lose
From owning this game

[zuuku]

Dark Knight

Creeping and crawling,
through the sky and on the ground,
I am the Batman.

[zuuku]

Nin-Typos

Bimmy and Jimmy.
Metal Gear - I feel Asleep!
A winner is you!

[mowmow]

Final Fantasy VII

Spiky haired hero
Sets off to fight Sephiroth
Spoilers!! Aerith dies!!

[zuuku]

TF2

"Put teleport here!"
Scouts are kinda a big deal.
"Spy in our midst, men!"

[whywakeup]

I'll decide a winner in a week or so . Keep the great Haikus coming .

[numbier_wun]

Sonic Adventures 2

Why isn't this fun?
Sonic used to be so cool
What a lame-ass game

[darth007]

Yojimbo

Two clans fight for land.
One samurai deceives both.
Kurosawa's best.

[whywakeup]

Whoa i have been lagging big time .
I will choose a winner this sunday so get your last haikus in .

Thanks

[whywakeup]

Congratulations blade for a fine Haiku.