This cracked me up! Look at all the comments for the 3 Wolves t-Shirt on Amazon.com

[Xevious]

http://www.amazon.com/The-Mountain-Three-Wolf-T-Shirt/dp/B000NZW3J8/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=apparel&qid=1242928817&sr=8-1

[mtxbass1]

haha


I'm also more confident at work, and expect to be promoted to cashier soon. I owe everything to this shirt (I should say "shirts", since I now own 23 of them).

[homeland]

hilarious. Good find.

[SoulReaver]

lol yeah I remember reading this after seeing a joke deal for it off Slickdeals

[Xevious]

I found out about the shirt from the most unlikely of places...The BBC
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/technology/8061031.stm

[freakyzeeky]

I want this shirt now, just from reading these reviews... :lol:

[RAMSTORIA]

this is win

The women knew from the wolves on my shirt that I, like a wolf, am a mysterious loner who knows how to 'howl at the moon' from time to time (if you catch my drift!).

[soulvengeance]

I guess people who buy those shirts buy these too.

http://www.amazon.com/Zubaz-Pants/dp/B000WVXM0W/ref=pd_sbs_a_2

[Fanboy]

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Although, I think if you are studly enough to be buying a 3 Wolves shirt, you should also buy one that gently suggests you are a proud 'Merican as well:
http://www.amazon.com/T-shirt-Cotton-ADULTS-Short-Sleeve/dp/B000I7Q6U8/ref=nosim/cheapassgam08-20

[xycury]

http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2007/gallery/hot_rod/hot_rod3.jpg
The women knew from the wolves on my shirt that I, like a wolf, am a mysterious loner who knows how to 'howl at the moon' from time to time (if you catch my drift!).

I could see Danny McBride when reading that....

[Xevious]

15 of 15 people found the following review helpful:
http://g-ecx.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/x-locale/common/customer-reviews/stars-2-0._V47081858_.gif Caution - Do not use as sleepwear., May 21, 2009
By Itai Rosenbaum "Fictionist"http://g-ecx.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/x-locale/common/carrot._V47081519_.gif (Israel) - See all my reviews (http://www.amazon.com/gp/cdp/member-reviews/A2JBNZOU3OWUJ5/ref=cm_cr_pr_auth_rev?ie=UTF8&sort%5Fby=MostRecentReview)
http://g-ecx.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/x-locale/communities/reputation/c7y_badge_rn_1._V47060296_.gif (http://www.amazon.com/gp/help/customer/display.html/ref=cm_rn_bdg_help?ie=UTF8&nodeId=14279681&pop-up=1#RN)
My 97 year old aunt got me this shirt for Arbor day (she's really tech-savvy and managed to beat Halo 3 on Legendary with one arm!), but seeing that it was an "aunt gift" I thought I'd rather not be seen in public with a shirt my aunt got me.

So I wore it as a pajama shirt. BIG MISTAKE.

Once I fell asleep, my body became a vessel to Urk On'landen, a demon of the Netherwolrds sealed within the threads of the shirt. The Dark Unwashed one used my sleeping form as a host to commit outrageous acts, some of which I do not fully remember. I do know he traveled back in time and fathered PeeWee Herman.

My point is, if you wake up and find that someone stole your mailbox or filled in the crossword puzzle in your morning paper, that's probably me. I'm sorry.

[Mr_hockey66]

fits my girth! SWEET!

[Purkeynator]

[QUOTE=My heart lept with excitement as I discovered the new package on my stoop. The wrinkled envelope was a sharp contrast to its wondrous contents. With the utmost care and timely precision, I carefully extracted the precious, folded mass of colored cotton. the room filled with the sweet chemical aroma of freshly dyed beauty, and with one motion I popped it into shape. Despite the creases, the emotional onslaught brought on by the intense subject matter, made my whole reality feel surreal. There before me, obviously on a crisp winter night, were the three wolves. Their intense gaze, their solemness, their fierceness, yet entranced by the moon. The moon's crystal intensity put me there, in the scene....it was like an acid trip only, without the acid.

Wearing this shirt has totally changed my life. I look on things differently now. Its very similar to the way I felt as a child in the 1970's when I saw a picture of Elvis talking on a CB, driving a semi loaded down with '57 Chevys, painted on a velvet background...indescribable.[/QUOTE] good stuff

[Lice]

the FedEx guy pulls up, dumps the steel crate into the street and drives off screaming, and I with my blowtorch open me up some wolves.

I ran into the shirt page by accident. Someone on cag linked to a wolf shirt for a joke on another thread and a day later amazon reccomended me to look at this shirt because it has so many reviews... Hilarious stuff. I cant imagine why that shirt was choosen and why so many people added to it... ohh internets.

[Mr_hockey66]

wow this made front page on yahoo.news

[Arakias]

yahoo news front page as above links to washington post
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2009/05/21/AR2009052104472.html?g=0

[crunchb3rry]

Amazon's pretty cool. They leave crazy shit like this up instead of pulling it like those pussies running craigslist.

[Mr_hockey66]

its getting them a ton of free publicity. They are loving it!

[Liquid 2]

Amazon's pretty cool. They leave crazy shit like this up instead of pulling it like those pussies running craigslist.
Are you retarded? http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/all/

Craigslist pulls things that violate their terms of service or things that are scams.

[mis0]

I've purchased two of these. One to wear daily and the other to sex constantly in.

[Ziv]

"wolves would have been better if they glowed in the dark."

[Cracka]

A T-shirt has become one of the most popular items sold by online retailer Amazon in the past few weeks.

Sales of the kitsch Three Wolf Moon T-shirt shot up 2,300% after a spate of ironic reviews went viral.

The first review gave the shirt five stars, saying it "Fits my girthy frame, has wolves on it, attracts women" but "cannot see wolves with arms crossed".

That prompted hundreds of others to post frivolous reviews, turning the page into an internet phenomenon.

"When I put this T-shirt on for the first time, my wife left me! Thank you, Three Wolf Moon T-Shirt," wrote one wag, while another said that "the Three Wolf Moon T-Shirt gave me a +10 resistance to energy attacks, +8 Strength... and I have successfully solved 7 crimes in my city".

Amazon's senior manager of community content, Russell Dicker, said the T-shirt was currently the top selling item in their clothing store.

"The Three Wolf Moon T-Shirt recently moved up 2,300% in sales rank," he said. "We are grateful that our reviewers are so passionate."

Publicity shy

However, the firm which actually makes the T-shirt appeared less than pleased at some of the comments.

"The Mountain is a wholesale company and does not sell shirts on Amazon, so this viral assault went under our radar until the shirt made it into the top 10 in the Amazon apparel section," they said in a posting on the Amazon site.

"We appreciate humour as much as the next company, but we don't approve of some of the remarks.

"Not everyone can start out at the top and not everyone from our neck of the woods lives in a trailer or cruises Walmart to hook up."

However, speaking on Radio Five Live, the firms art director - Michael McGloin - said the firm were actually rather pleased with the publicity.

"We'll take ironic fashion any day.... and we're printing another 400,000 more t-shirts...it's just a fantastic thing," he said.

I didn't realize people were actually buying them too

[As I Bleed]

you know whats sad my grandpa wears wolf shirts...way to similar to this..

[epobirs]

Amazon's pretty cool. They leave crazy shit like this up instead of pulling it like those pussies running craigslist.

Just wait until the Three Wolves Moon serial killer story breaks. Then Amazon will be in a world of hurt.

[Sir_Fragalot]

If I had money I would order one right now. Actually I think the shirt looks pretty cool (even without the comments).

[munch]

http://g-ecx.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/19/55/300be03ae7a03e111ef61210.L.jpg
http://g-ecx.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/b2/36/3f74c0a398a04cc326961210.L.jpg
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http://g-ecx.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/e8/55/827ac0a398a0fa7414b61210.L.jpg

[cgarb84]

Haha I used to wear shirts similar to this when I was a kid. I guess I still don't know why these kinds of shirts are considered trailer trash, I mean stereotypes are one thing but.... . I would rather wear shirts like these than a lot of other shit out there today. Maybe I should just get one :D.

[shadowkast]

:applause:nice find. Just wasted too much time reading numerous reviews. Maybe one day I real finish all 731 reviews!