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Ikohn4ever
05-29-2009, 01:20 AM
No Torture Needed -- Cookies Did the Job

Fascinating piece coming in tomorrow's TIME magazine. Reporter Bobby Ghosh writes, “The most successful interrogation of an al-Qaeda operative by U.S. officials required no sleep deprivation, no slapping or ‘walling’ and no waterboarding. All it took to soften up Abu Jandal, who had been closer to Osama bin Laden than any other terrorist ever captured, was a handful of sugar-free cookies.”
Former interrogator/member of the FBI Ali Soufan, who testified to Congress last month, tells TIME: “He was a diabetic ... We had showed him respect, and we had done this nice thing for him .... So he started talking to us instead of giving us lectures.” Ghosh points out, “Defenders of the Bush program, most notably Cheney, say the use of waterboarding produced actionable intelligence that helped the U.S. disrupt terrorist plots. But the experiences of officials like Soufan suggest that the utility of torture is limited at best and counterproductive at worst.”


http://www.eandppub.com/2009/05/no-torture-neededcookies-did-the-job.html






all i have to say is, C is for cookies and cookies are for me

theloserboy
05-29-2009, 03:53 AM
Theres a joke here somewhere about a klondike bar.

detectiveconan16
05-29-2009, 09:30 AM
Can't you taste it? The taste of freedom? Mmm... cookies...

ananag112
05-29-2009, 11:00 AM
Cookie monster is a terrorist?

fatherofcaitlyn
05-29-2009, 11:37 AM
Cookie monster is a terrorist?

He joined up after NYC banned trans fats.

JolietJake
05-29-2009, 12:19 PM
We need to create a new interrogation team made up of the keebler elves.

detectiveconan16
05-29-2009, 05:17 PM
How about we give the terrorists those sausages wrapped in pancakes? There's even a chocolate chip flavor!

depascal22
05-29-2009, 06:20 PM
^I'm pretty sure giving a Muslim terrorist pork is almost as bad as parading naked woman around or making a cartoon with Mohammed in it.

Dead of Knight
05-29-2009, 09:01 PM
Sugar free candy/sweets really do taste like shit.

Friend of Sonic
05-29-2009, 09:26 PM
I would have spit the cookie out and called the interrogator an American infidel.

crunchb3rry
05-29-2009, 09:42 PM
For a lot of these guys jailed up, it's more powerful to treat them hard but with respect. They grow up hearing Westerners are evil people. Waterboard them and it just confirms what they've been raised to believe. Waterboarding is definitely torture. Pulling out fingernails is torture, or was if Bush rewrote those rules too. So simulating a scenario of dying sure as shit is. Just ask Mancow.

Reminds me of that Tom Clancy book, Without Remorse. That was a textbook Cold War interrogation method. Have some brute rough you up a little for a week or so, then gets replaced by "good cop", who treats you pretty well...then gives you a little vodka, then more and more until they only question you after you are hammered. The world's oldest truth serum.

elprincipe
05-30-2009, 12:57 AM
We have a secret weapon in the War on Terror (TM) and it is summed up by these two words: fried twinkies.