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Ikohn4ever
06-02-2009, 11:42 PM
New Study Says, Robbing the Cradle Makes Men Live Longer, Women Die Sooner! (http://www.treehugger.com/files/2009/06/new-study-says-robbing-the-cradle-makes-men-live-longer-women-die-sooner.php)

by Eric Leech, New York, NY (http://www.treehugger.com/authors/index.php?author=eleech) http://www.treehugger.com/images_site/feed-icon-10x10.png (http://www.treehugger.com/feeds/authors/eleech.xml) on 06. 2.09



The fountain of youth is one of the ultimate legends made famous by Juan Ponce de Leon, who was only 53 at the time of setting out to find the mystical fountain. Since then, men and women have tried everything to make themselves look and feel younger, such as new Porsche's, hair transplants, beauty products, younger women, older men. So far only one of the above mentioned items actually seems to hold any promise... and the women sure aren't going to like this one!
A (Serious) Study by the Max Planck Institute in Germany has reported that men who marry women seven to twenty years younger, enjoy longer, presumably healthier lives. A man who marries a women 7 to 9 years younger will live 11 percent longer, or up to 20 percent longer, if he can snag one up to 17 or 19 years his junior.
Here's the kicker...
Women who follow the same equation (a man 7 to 20 years her junior) die sooner! Sorry ladies, but the research also found that Sugar Daddy's (older husband's) were no better. In fact, women who marry either seven to nine years older or younger reduced their lifespan by 20 percent. Oh but wait, it gets worse. A woman who marries a man 15 to 17 years, either her junior or senior, has a 30 percent chance of dying early. If it makes you feel any better ladies, the men who married older women were also destined to the same early death.
The reasoning behind these findings could be many, but one thought is that the younger women are choosing these older men on behalf of natural selection, which states that he must exude cues he is going to be a healthy, viral, and successful choice. So in fact, these women would be purposely choosing healthy older men who are predestined to live longer. The other thought is that because these women are younger, they are better able to take care of their older husbands, thus the result of them living longer.




gotta wait like 11 years to marry and 18 year old so I can live longer now

opportunity777
06-03-2009, 02:38 AM
My GF is almost 3.5 years older than me. I'm going to die.

Strell
06-03-2009, 02:44 AM
Men live longer AND women die sooner?

That's what we call a win-win-win situation.

VipFREAK
06-03-2009, 02:59 AM
I have a feeling it's not age... it's something called Marriage that makes men die faster.

Chairman_LMAO
06-03-2009, 03:02 AM
Did they say what happens to men that don't marry? I bet they live longer and have more money.

rabbitt
06-03-2009, 03:08 AM
Did they say what happens to men that don't marry? I bet they live longer and have more money and more sex and more friends.

It doesn't stop there.

MorPhiend
06-03-2009, 03:30 AM
Did they say what happens to men that don't marry? I bet they live longer and have more money.

More money? Yes. But I doubt they live longer. They probably die much sooner and if they don't, wish they had...

Sir_Fragalot
06-03-2009, 03:44 AM
I have a feeling it's not age... it's something called Marriage that makes men die faster.

For the most part, I do agree. Then again there are some girls who would are actually pleasant to be around with 100% of the time and if a man finds one of them, well...

Xevious
06-03-2009, 10:22 AM
men live longer and women die sooner?

That's what we call a win-win-win situation.
lol!

Quillion
06-03-2009, 10:24 AM
Men live longer AND women die sooner?

That's what we call a win-win-win situation.
This

Malik112099
06-03-2009, 10:30 AM
Wow..this has to be true...look how old Anna Nicole's husband was and how young she was when they both died....

CONFIRMED.

SkeletonBrute
06-03-2009, 10:52 AM
Look at Hefner too, surrounded by playmates all day, the man will live forever. FURTHER CONFIRMATION

Kuros
06-03-2009, 11:12 AM
I suppose Age/2+7 doesn't apply any more. Now it's Age/Age+7

James1221
06-03-2009, 11:21 AM
i don't think its so much the age, more likely linked to the sex in the relationship. Younger women > older women in the horny category, also they are more likely to want to go multiple times.

opportunity777
06-03-2009, 12:09 PM
i don't think its so much the age, more likely linked to the sex in the relationship. Younger women > older women in the horny category, also they are more likely to want to go multiple times.

Who needs to go multiple times? After thirty seconds of 'hard' work, if I don't get my post-sex nap, then I get really cranky.

James1221
06-03-2009, 12:38 PM
Who needs to go multiple times? After thirty seconds of 'hard' work, if I don't get my post-sex nap, then I get really cranky.

haha well i feel like running a marathon after. No nap for me.

Dead of Knight
06-03-2009, 12:38 PM
My fiance is Japanese too... he'll probably live to be 100. :lol:

BlueLobstah
06-03-2009, 12:40 PM
Men live longer AND women die sooner?

That's what we call a win-win-win situation.


I admit. I shouldn't have laughed at this, but it is funny!

Malik112099
06-03-2009, 01:54 PM
i don't think its so much the age, more likely linked to the sex in the relationship. Younger women > older women in the horny category, also they are more likely to want to go multiple times.


How much younger? Sexual peak is around 30 for women and 18 for men.

crunchb3rry
06-03-2009, 07:19 PM
gotta wait like 11 years to marry and 18 year old so I can live longer now

Forget that, move to Utah and get a 10 year old, like 3 or 4 of them.

thack
06-04-2009, 01:59 AM
Sugar daddies have money to attract younger women, and money buys better health care.

MorPhiend
06-04-2009, 04:02 AM
Forget that, move to Utah and get a 10 year old, like 3 or 4 of them.

You're an idiot...:roll:

greydemise
06-04-2009, 04:25 AM
i love older women, im going to die :(

crunchb3rry
06-04-2009, 05:05 AM
You're an idiot...:roll:

Yeah, well fuck you too.

Demolition Man
06-04-2009, 06:15 AM
That's what we call a win-win-win situation.

I don't want to imagine what the other four resolutions would be like. ;)

Chronis
06-04-2009, 12:25 PM
i love older women, im going to die :(

Indeed. :(

guinaevere
06-04-2009, 01:19 PM
Its no good for a woman to marry a younger man. Women, once we start showing signs of age, age badly and men do not. Youth (physically) is attractive on women, age is not. If that younger guy starts to see age in his spouse, he wont be thrilled having to look at her.

VipFREAK
06-04-2009, 02:19 PM
Indeed. :(

Indeed too. :(