Would you pay 1000 for fart powers?

[Theenternal]

I was asking my friend this and he said he wouldnt... but i certainly would.

If you could have the power to make stench farts on command for the rest of your life. Would you pay 1000 for it?

[smellhasreturned]

uh no

[WhipSmartBanky]

I already have this power.

[JSweeney]

That would depend... is it just like you said, or is it the Kinnikuman type fart powers where you can control the compression to such a point where you could actually propel yourself off the ground with it?

"With my rice I'd like to have some cow, cow, cow.
It tastes so very good I don't know how, how, how.
It's my favorite form of chow, chow, chow!
WOW, WOW! EAT NOW!"

[help1]

yes, yes I would because I would goto large crowds and fart or to houses of enemys and fart in there bedrooms and bathrooms

[Ebraum]

Hey Banky, me too !

[Moxio]

Fart... Power...?

...I'll pass.

[Noodle Pirate!]

i don't think I would, but I would pay 1000 to have them taken away if i had that "gift".

[Theenternal]

Well, yes to control the compression, but nothing enough where you could propel yourself in the either. But to the point where you could release SBDS if you wanted to. So if you were in withs crowds of people you could pop some out. I was thinking about this, cause usually i buy stink bombs and when the movie is over and everyone is crowding to get out, i set some off..

[mousin]

"With my rice I'd like to have some cow, cow, cow.
It tastes so very good I don't know how, how, how.
It's my favorite form of chow, chow, chow!
WOW, WOW! EAT NOW!"

ULTIMATE MUSCLE!!

[Gothic Walrus]

That would depend... is it just like you said, or is it the Kinnikuman type fart powers where you can control the compression to such a point where you could actually propel yourself off the ground with it?

"With my rice I'd like to have some cow, cow, cow.
It tastes so very good I don't know how, how, how.
It's my favorite form of chow, chow, chow!
WOW, WOW! EAT NOW!"

JSweeney wins. Topic over. :D

With that said...sure. You never know when controllable farts will be useful...

[Trakan]

Nope, I wouldn't either. There's a guy who's been on Howard Stern who can fart on command though. That was pretty funny to watch.

[Magician]

Well, if you think about it, thats like the ultimate type of self-defense.... You'll never have to worry about getting jumped again..

[Zenithian Legend]

I already have this power.

You're not alone... I wonder if I could sell "my power" for $1000

[snotknocker]

I think that would be a cool ability, however I would not pay $1000.

I can shoot snot from my nose with deadly accuracy between 6-8 feet. I would give lessons in exchange

[sblymnlcrymnl]

Hell no.

[evilpenguin9000]

Would they be like the Spleen from Mystery Men? Because that would be kinda cool, but I'm not sure it's $1K cool.

[AlbinoNinja]

not for 1,000 dollars.

i would pay $1000 for dead accuracy and fast spitting. Think about it: twisted starburst wrappers across the skies, the ability to shoot sunflower seeds like a freakin minigun, turn a spitball into a sniper bullet. Crap that would be awesome.

[Quackzilla]

Just don't take a shit for 36 hours and you will have a very stinky gas reserve at your command.

[crickett003]

Turkey, beer, and hard-boiled eggs are the key ingredients to potent flatulence.

[biggestinuyashafan]

i wouldn't pay $1000 for fart power. maybe for a bunch of video games that were on sale, or something.

[bbfinster]

Maybe, before i found this site.....

[ZeroSupporT]

I knew a guy in high school that could fart on command. I remember one time completely when we were sitting in some time out room for causing a disturbance and he was ripping them off left and right and the counselour kept coming in and getting pissed off until they finally let him go back to class

[bignick]

If I had total control over it I would.