Hairy CAGs.. how do you deal? [Mobile/Archive]

tiredfornow

06-09-2009, 03:51 PM

I'm a pretty hairy guy and I have problems with things sometimes. I really, really hate having alot of hair so the little problems bothers me more than most people I suppose.

- Gotta clean the hair off the body soap every time I use it
- Sweep bathroom once, sometimes twice a week depending on shaving or not
- Even though the girlfriend says she loves it, I know she doesn't like a long black hair on her bright colored blouse
- Adjusting your penis can be painful due to leg hair/pubic hair being pulled by a thread or something
- Shaving can really ruin your day cause of the itchiness that follows it
- Vacuuming constantly to keep floor clean
- I'm pale as milk so my dark body hair really stands out

I have a whole list of crap that I could talk about, but I'll keep it at those few.

Anyway, hairy CAGs, how do you deal? I shave some of the body hair every week or every other week so its not pouring out of my shirt, or all over my genitalia, but what the Hell can I do? I found out that using a razor for women (Venus, specifically) helps out alot and is easier to use than a regular ass disposable razor that'll cut you up. I'd like to wax, but its either go big or go home.. and waxing just one area seems lazy/unnecessary to me. I have a body trimmer, but it turns into a fireball after 5 minutes or so from all the hair, so maybe I should just look into a better, more expensive one? I'm running out of options and seriously thinking of just buying a waxing kit and doing it on my own every couple of months or however long body hair takes to grow back.

DestroVega

06-09-2009, 03:56 PM

LMAO

awesome thread

sounds like you're doing all you can.. maybe wax or get laser treatments?

manthing

06-09-2009, 03:58 PM

Tweezers, 3 day weekends and patience.

:-(

QiG

06-09-2009, 03:58 PM

This will be good

zewone

06-09-2009, 03:59 PM

I had to start shaving my pubes when they got longer than my dick.

tiredfornow

06-09-2009, 04:00 PM

"Uh, yeah, Mr. Boss? I think I'll need to take the day off. I missed a spot around my butthole."

Not gonna happen, mannypacquiothing.

Magehart

06-09-2009, 04:01 PM

Fire; and lots of it. Open a window first though.

Btw; those old timey razor blades (the ones with the double sided single piece of sheet metal style) that go in the fancy razors are awesome for that kind of shaving. They work really well without leaving any itchiness.

joe2187

06-09-2009, 04:04 PM

No matter what, I aint shaving el yunque. No matter how many times my junk gets strangled by the hair and gets stuck in the waistband of my pants and makes me scream like a little girl.

I haven't really considered shaving my chest or back, but as I'm beginning to work out again, the hair is becoming more and more noticeable. what I really hate is ass hair, long wavy ass hair, all over my boxers and shorts. I got enough back there to make dreadlocks.

I got one of those full facial beards when it grows in, and it's really really fucking annoying when it grows out enough, rubbing all over my neck and pissing me off in my sleep. I usually dont keep it for more than 3-4 days before I get fed up and chop the damn thing off.

manthing

06-09-2009, 04:04 PM

"Uh, yeah, Mr. Boss? I think I'll need to take the day off. I missed a spot around my butthole."

Not gonna happen, mannypacquiothing.

Work 4 days a week at 10 hours each day.

:o)

help1

06-09-2009, 04:05 PM

I had to start shaving my pubes when they got longer than my dick.

:rofl:

tiredfornow

06-09-2009, 04:07 PM

I shave my asshole fosho. Feels good only using 10 squares of two-ply rather than using half a roll to get that super clean feeling.

DarthPuma over in the OTT said he had to take a shower after taking a doo doo cause of his asshole hair. Embarassing.
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Do you grow hair on your cheeks too, joe2197? I hate that. People always say I should go get a facial to get all of those black heads out but they don't realize its hair. Dudes used to call me "Pizzaface" back in the day. :bomb:

EDIT: HOLY SHIT! I forgot one of the most annoying things about being a werewolf. I get out of the shower, sometimes have to use two towels to dry up and I'm still not dry! I have to stand around under the A/C or something and vent out and completely dry up. :bomb: :bomb:

Magehart

06-09-2009, 04:17 PM

Use a blowdryer...

johnnypark

06-09-2009, 04:43 PM

Clippers like these (http://www.amazon.com/Oster-Fast-Feed-Clipper-Attachments/dp/B000B76T52/ref=sr_1_3?ie=UTF8&s=hpc&qid=1244579974&sr=8-3) can help make things more manageable without resorting to completely clean shaves (itchy real quick) or waxing (obviously painful and time-consuming). Sometimes I clean up my torso with clippers, I too have some pale skin but thankfully my hair isn't as dark.

Of course, I don't have problems with needing to sweep constantly and don't find body hair all over the place, so I'm assuming I don't have it nearly as bad.

EDIT: HOLY SHIT! I forgot one of the most annoying things about being a werewolf. I get out of the shower, sometimes have to use two towels to dry up and I'm still not dry! I have to stand around under the A/C or something and vent out and completely dry up. :bomb: :bomb:

Yeah, you definitely got it infinitely worse than I do. Forget the clippers, maybe a weedwacker?

Also, very fortunate your girlfriend likes it, I find most women, if given the option, prefer the opposite.

tiredfornow

06-09-2009, 04:52 PM

Clippers like these (http://www.amazon.com/Oster-Fast-Feed-Clipper-Attachments/dp/B000B76T52/ref=sr_1_3?ie=UTF8&s=hpc&qid=1244579974&sr=8-3) can help make things more manageable without resorting to completely clean shaves (itchy real quick) or waxing (obviously painful and time-consuming). Sometimes I clean up my torso with clippers, I too have some pale skin but thankfully my hair isn't as dark.

Of course, I don't have problems with needing to sweep constantly and don't find body hair all over the place, so I'm assuming I don't have it nearly as bad.

Yeah, you definitely got it infinitely worse than I do. Forget the clippers, maybe a weedwacker?

Also, very fortunate your girlfriend likes it, I find most women, if given the option, prefer the opposite.The girlfriend actually gets off on it.. she claims it makes me more manly. Yeah, I know what you mean though. I've dated plenty of girls who say "Back hair? YUUUUUUUCKKKKKK I WOULD NEVER DATE SOMEBODY WITH BACK HAIR!"

I do have a pair of clippers though and while they do help sometimes.. they're just not enough. Sometimes clippers even pull/get tangled up in hair and that shit is the worst.

johnnypark

06-09-2009, 05:08 PM

I do have a pair of clippers though and while they do help sometimes.. they're just not enough. Sometimes clippers even pull/get tangled up in hair and that shit is the worst.

Holy shit :hot:. Maybe a machete?

You could use heavy-duty scissors, pull up a clump, and cut bunches away like they do at a barbour shop on someone's head. Tedious, but won't have to worry about the tangles.

Also: I will never feel down-trodden over my apparently minimal and totally manageable amount of body hair again.

MisterModest

06-09-2009, 05:14 PM

http://www.wired.com/images/article/magazine/1601/st_nair_f.jpg

So good, and leaves me so smooth.

Nathan_Sama

06-09-2009, 05:18 PM

I just leave it alone.
I only shave my face, and occasionally my pits when the smell gets bad :p

tiredfornow

06-09-2009, 05:19 PM

That shit burns, MisterModest. No thanks. :)Holy shit :hot:. Maybe a machete?

You could use heavy-duty scissors, pull up a clump, and cut bunches away like they do at a barbour shop on someone's head. Tedious, but won't have to worry about the tangles.

Also: I will never feel down-trodden over my apparently minimal and totally manageable amount of body hair again.Its not that bad, dude! :oops:

siderealshift

06-09-2009, 06:02 PM

You sound like the perfect candidate for laser hair removal.

I shave my asshole fosho.

:-s

ohboy10451

06-09-2009, 06:04 PM

I shave my chest once a wk, Face every other day. It sucks but must be done to get Putang Pie!

MisterModest

06-09-2009, 06:08 PM

That shit burns, MisterModest. No thanks.
The first few times, yes, maybe. But your skin gets used to it, and the trick is to only use it every 2-3 weeks. Trust me, I'm as smooth as a baby.

ohboy10451

06-09-2009, 06:12 PM

The first few times, yes, maybe. But your skin gets used to it, and the trick is to only use it every 2-3 weeks. Trust me, I'm as smooth as a baby.

Always wondered about this. But I have sensitive skin.

JolietJake

06-09-2009, 06:37 PM

I had to start shaving my pubes when they got longer than my dick.
......must...not...make...joke...

tiredfornow

06-10-2009, 10:00 AM

I have decided to atleast get my back waxed sometime soon and see how that goes. If its something I can deal with every once in a while... I think I'll be doing that from now on. Thanks for the suggestions, and jokes I suppose. :-&I shave my chest once a wk, Face every other day. It sucks but must be done to get Putang Pie!Putang Pie = Vagina? Well, the face I can understand, but you don't have to take your shirt off to meet a girl! :D

The first few times, yes, maybe. But your skin gets used to it, and the trick is to only use it every 2-3 weeks. Trust me, I'm as smooth as a baby.No joke, I am terrified of Nair after hearing plenty of horror stories.

DuelLadyS

06-10-2009, 10:10 AM

http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c367/PinkyLi/smoothaway.jpg

Damn thing actually works- but you'll probably have to shave first, it works best on short hair.

tiredfornow

06-10-2009, 10:15 AM

My girlfriend purchased that for her mustache and hair growing under her breasts, but it didn't work for shit.

specialk

06-10-2009, 10:23 AM

Well if you're gonna shave it, you've gotta keep it shaved or it's gonna be a pain each time. I know if I shave my chest and don't shave it for another 3 weeks, then go back and shave it it's a pain. Whereas if I shaved every 3 or 4 days and kept it down it's alot easier.

I would also go for the trimmer. It's easier and quicker than a razor unless you just need it shaven all the way down.

I'm not a very hairy guy, I shave more for my lack of hair b/c when it does grow it's what I like to call the "burnt forest." Different colors and in patches.

neocisco

06-10-2009, 10:34 AM

You sound like the perfect candidate for laser hair removal.

Agreed. Dark hair and light skin are ideal for laser hair removal. It's the most expensive treatment but also the most effective (except for electrolysis and you don't want to go there). I've been seriously considering it since I have an exceptionally hairy chest and stomach and I don't want to have to bother with regular maintenance. It can end up costing a few thousand dollars over a period of several months since multiple treatments are required to kill the hair follicles. If you're willing to spend the money (and it sounds like you'd at least be willing to consider it) it's something you should check in to. Do some research before you get any waxing done since the hair needs to not be freshly shaved/cut in order for laser treatment to be effective.

JolietJake

06-10-2009, 10:37 AM

I was really hoping for a "I naired my asshole and now it burns" post from teef.

neocisco

06-10-2009, 11:05 AM

I shave my asshole fosho.

I'm morbidly curious about how that works. Seems like a lot of contorting and some mirrors.

mtxbass1

06-10-2009, 11:16 AM

I agree with a few people here. You want to trim down what you can first to make it manageable. Then take a good blade to it. If you keep things maintained, it won't be all that bad. It takes literally minutes to jump in the shower and shave whatever it is you want to shave, and if you keep at it, just make it part of your routine.

A lot of guys shave their chests to show definition in their muscles, etc. Some shave their armpits to give bacteria less to hang on to and reduce odor. People have various reasons for shaving whatever they want. I'd do whatever makes you feel best about yourself.

Oh, and if you're going to use Nair, make damn sure you don't put it on sensitive skin, or thick coarse hair.

tiredfornow

06-10-2009, 11:20 AM

I was really hoping for a "I naired my asshole and now it burns" post from teef.Yo no soy un pendejo, maricon.

I'm morbidly curious about how that works. Seems like a lot of contorting and some mirrors.Just a reach around and feel for things. Venus razors work really well and I've never been cut once. No dingleberries and only gotta use a small amount of paper to wipe. 8-)

JolietJake

06-10-2009, 11:23 AM

Yes you are, no i'm not. :p

siderealshift

06-10-2009, 12:24 PM

I'm morbidly curious about how that works. Seems like a lot of contorting and some mirrors.

I'm imagining months of yoga classes and a complex system of mirrors and lenses, like something you'd see in a laser laboratory.

saunderscowie

06-10-2009, 01:29 PM

I shave my asshole fosho.

Please expand? :lol:

Darrith

06-10-2009, 01:39 PM

Fortunately I'm only hairy on my lower body. Never had any complaints, but I do take teh clippers to teh pubes when they get out of hand. It creates the illusion of a larger penis, which I desperately need.

tiredfornow

06-10-2009, 01:57 PM

Please expand? :lol:A couple of posts above. Blind during a shower, no cream, Venus razor. No burn, just an itch for a day, and no blood.

Fortunately I'm only hairy on my lower body. Never had any complaints, but I do take teh clippers to teh pubes when they get out of hand. It creates the illusion of a larger penis, which I desperately need.That illusion saves lives, man. No joke, whenever I do a clean shave (trim around, then shave the area at the base of the shaft) and me and the misses set up the paper work for a night of three or four minute sex, she usually grips it and says "Wow, your penis looks huge!" and gets eye to eye level with it and examines for a second.

MisterModest

06-10-2009, 05:59 PM

To shave the asshole, you put one leg up on the bathroom sink, grab your dick and balls together in one hand to lift them up and out of the way, look down towards your taint, and it's pretty easy.

VipFREAK

06-10-2009, 06:10 PM

If I can stop my hair and my damn nails from growing so damn much it would be helpful. I guess I just manage it...

lilboo

06-10-2009, 06:12 PM

YES that illusion is AAAAMAZING. :drool:

neocisco

06-10-2009, 09:24 PM

I'm just amazed that so many straight guys know so much about manscaping.

ohboy10451

06-10-2009, 10:00 PM

Your assuming their straight

jaykrue

06-10-2009, 10:01 PM

I'm just amazed that so many straight guys know so much about manscaping.

Since the late 80s/early 90s guys can't get by on Burt Reynolds looks anymore. Girls now expect guys to look at least halfway presentable in public. It's a grooming arms (no pun intended) race.

lmz00

06-10-2009, 10:19 PM

Laser hair removal is your friend. Be prepared to spend $600 every 6 to 8 weeks for about a year (and perhaps once a year after that) if you want it removed from your entire body.

lilboo

06-10-2009, 10:44 PM

^ now that's really gay

Tha Xecutioner

06-10-2009, 10:51 PM

I have the same problems as you TFN - only I have light brown/blonde hair so it's not as painfully obvious as dark hair 8-)

tiredfornow

06-10-2009, 11:12 PM

Your assuming their straightYou ever read the CAG guidelines? Rule 93 states homosexuals are not allowed to post in threads made by tiredfornow unless the poster goes by the handle 'lilboo'. :shrug:

I have the same problems as you TFN - only I have light brown/blonde hair so it's not as painfully obvious as dark hair 8-)*low-5* Shit sucks, man.

Tha Xecutioner

06-10-2009, 11:20 PM

*low-5* Shit sucks, man.Truth. The parts that I think you left out (at least in my case) are: really hairy hands, feet, knuckles and neck hair. I feel like a fucking caveman whenever I see that shit.

Moxio

06-10-2009, 11:22 PM

Y'all are gross.

tiredfornow

06-10-2009, 11:24 PM

Too embarassing to even mention, X.

Hairy body > Born with the name Salim Nipoon

Moxio

06-10-2009, 11:27 PM

Less body hair > Born with the name Robert Urethra

Tha Xecutioner

06-10-2009, 11:33 PM

Y'all are gross.

Too embarassing to even mention, X.
:oops:

Moxio

06-10-2009, 11:35 PM

I'm just joking with you, TFN buddy! I'm just as hairy as you guys! :^)

Seriously, what's the best way to get this hair off my shoulder blades? It's so gross. :(

Darrith

06-11-2009, 12:07 AM

You ever read the CAG guidelines? Rule 93 states homosexuals are not allowed to post in threads made by tiredfornow unless the poster goes by the handle 'lilboo'. :shrug:

Oh shit, he was the last person viewing my profile. :oops:

neocisco

06-11-2009, 12:08 AM

Your assuming their straight

I am because the statistics are ridiculously in my favor.

Since the late 80s/early 90s guys can't get by on Burt Reynolds looks anymore. Girls now expect guys to look at least halfway presentable in public. It's a grooming arms (no pun intended) race.

I understand that (and partake to a point) but shaving a particular region of the body just seems like a bit much, IMO.

h3llbring3r

06-11-2009, 12:10 AM

I'm just amazed that so many straight guys know so much about manscaping.

To quote Andreia, Atlanta's resident Brazilian wax goddess:
No one like's hair in their food.

- Adjusting your penis can be painful due to leg hair/pubic hair being pulled by a thread or something

I feel your pain.

neocisco

06-11-2009, 12:13 AM

To quote Andreia, Atlanta's resident Brazilian wax goddess:
No one like's hair in their food.

There are a few ways to respond to this but I'll abstain.:)

h3llbring3r

06-11-2009, 12:16 AM

There are a few ways to respond to this but I'll abstain.:)
:boxing:

Have you seen her billboards or car-wraps Neo? My wife says- yes that model is actually her, yes she looks like that and- no she is not waxing you. That chick is smoking hot.

Edit: Here is the only pic I could find:
http://static.px.yelp.com/bphoto/Kqq99uWoDctxT_pjk375gA/l

Oh wait: http://atlanta.sixdegreesmag.com/content/view/512/764/

jaykrue

06-11-2009, 09:06 AM

I understand that (and partake to a point) but shaving a particular region of the body just seems like a bit much, IMO.

To quote Andreia, Atlanta's resident Brazilian wax goddess:
No one likes hair in their food.

This.

mtxbass1

06-11-2009, 09:55 AM

I'm just amazed that so many straight guys know so much about manscaping.

Why is this amazing?

Lots of guys who work out hate body hair and will go to great lengths to remove it. That doesn't make them gay by any means. Some other people just like how it feels, or like the look of a clean shaven area. It's hair (or lack thereof). There's nothing taboo about it not being there.

neocisco

06-11-2009, 10:56 AM

This.

I refrain, you go all in.:lol:

Why is this amazing?

Lots of guys who work out hate body hair and will go to great lengths to remove it. That doesn't make them gay by any means. Some other people just like how it feels, or like the look of a clean shaven area. It's hair (or lack thereof). There's nothing taboo about it not being there.

I didn't say it made anyone gay despite your implication. If it works for someone, fine, I don't care either way. No need to be so defensive (or is there?;)).

mtxbass1

06-11-2009, 11:29 AM

I refrain, you go all in.:lol:

I didn't say it made anyone gay despite your implication. If it works for someone, fine, I don't care either way. No need to be so defensive (or is there?;)).

The way you mentioned how you were so surprised that so many straight guys would know about such a thing would imply that. Why would you mention sexual orientation if you didn't mean anything by it?

Had you said, "I'm just amazed that so many guys know so much about manscaping." that wouldn't imply anything at all. Throwing "straight" in there implies that straight men shouldn't know so much about this, which is just outright stupid.

I'm not on the defensive at all here. It's a matter that we have threads like this, when the OP honestly asks a question, then we get 80% of the responses as "OMG HE MUST BE GAY" or "GO SHAVE UR asshole" and it gets a bit absurd. That's not an attack on you btw.

neocisco

06-11-2009, 11:46 AM

mtxbass1

06-11-2009, 11:54 AM

I'm speaking from my personal experience. The only times I've heard conversations about extensive grooming from guys was from gay guys I've worked with, thus my surprise. I never said grooming means someone is gay, that was just your assumption. Straight guys, in my experience, typically don't know about or partake in such detailed grooming. Just because my experience may be different from yours doesn't mean it's "outright stupid".

So why even mention sexual orientation? What does that have to do with anything here? I know a large number of straight guys that DO know such detailed grooming techniques, which is evident via this thread. This isn't the 1940's anymore. Times change.

tiredfornow

06-11-2009, 11:55 AM

You guys are a bunch of homosexuals. Shut the Hell up.

neocisco

06-11-2009, 01:14 PM

So why even mention sexual orientation? What does that have to do with anything here? I know a large number of straight guys that DO know such detailed grooming techniques, which is evident via this thread. This isn't the 1940's anymore. Times change.

You're missing my point and I won't bother explaining it again.

h3llbring3r

06-11-2009, 01:33 PM

You're missing my point and I won't bother explaining it again.

LOL, at people getting all incensed at Neo. :lol:

Let's go see Andreia http://atlanta.sixdegreesmag.com/images/stories/May2009/itn1_atl.jpg and let her wax our junk man, could be the best thing ever.
Just kidding.

KingDox

06-11-2009, 09:34 PM

Why is this amazing?

Lots of guys who work out hate body hair and will go to great lengths to remove it. That doesn't make them gay by any means. Some other people just like how it feels, or like the look of a clean shaven area. It's hair (or lack thereof). There's nothing taboo about it not being there.

Really, as you get older hair just shows up in places and it looks terrible. I think dudes with a ton of hair look gross, I can't imagine how much of a turn off it must be for some girls.

I need all the help I can get, so I don't need my body hair as another reason a girl doesn't want to be with me.

Since I went to my last pool party I saw that I really have to get rid of some of the random patches of hair on my body.

I was gonig to bring this up in the Heath and Fitness thread, since I was sure the athletic guys have delt with this, but its nice to see it get its own thread.

tiredfornow

06-17-2009, 04:59 PM

Really, as you get older hair just shows up in places and it looks terrible. I think dudes with a ton of hair look gross, I can't imagine how much of a turn off it must be for some girls.

I need all the help I can get, so I don't need my body hair as another reason a girl doesn't want to be with me.

Since I went to my last pool party I saw that I really have to get rid of some of the random patches of hair on my body.

I was gonig to bring this up in the Heath and Fitness thread, since I was sure the athletic guys have delt with this, but its nice to see it get its own thread.You need to stop dating shallow ass women if they'll leave you cause of some body hair...and not all women frown upon it! 8-)