someone help, im dying

[pimp_daddy_smurf]

i wnet over to the gas station because i had just a massive craving for one of those strawberry shortcake rolls from little debbie(if you know what i am taking about

i had a buck so i was gonna get 2 of those and a small bag of chips for dinne

i had the worst craving that appeared out of no where and i still have it.


as i enter the gas station and go to the quarter food section(snacks) there are maybe 2 little debbie items left and they are theese carmel on chocolate things which i do not like.........all the other little debbie snacks were gone

what the fuck happened, the guy said he couldnt order anymore from the company. did something happen to little debbie?????? like did she get raped[sarcasm] or did they go bankrupt????

[Ledhed]

Dammit, here I thought you were really dying. Don't get my hopes up like that.

J/K I've seen plenty of Little Debbie stuff in every grocery store and/or gas station I've been to lately. No clue as to why he can't order anymore.

[The Successful Dropout]

more importantly, why are you eating strawberry shortcake rolls and chips for dinner? :?:

[Quackzilla]

Temporary setback in the production of lightweight yet high fat/cholesterol/sugar treats.

[jbroush99]

Little Debbie is doing just fine.
My best guess would be that Mr. Gas Station owner is behind in his payments to the company and they won't deliver any more until he pays up.

[sj41]

I've heard that Hostess will file for bankruptcy since people who are dieting, are cutting down on snacks that they are losing money. Maybe chocolate was just a fad, that is soon to die out?

[Admiral Ackbar]

http://images.overstock.com/f/102/3117/8h/www.overstock.com/images/products/muze/books/0448431327.jpg
Typical example of Pimp Daddy Smurf's Ho's.

[pimp_daddy_smurf]

well what else am i supposed to get for 1$ im home alone till tomarrow and nothins in the fridge, im not gonna waste my money on necessities, i spend it on games

[Admiral Ackbar]

Yo ho's ain't doin' their job and busy pumpin' their heroin than turnin' their dough ova to ya!

You gotta keep those ho's in line. 'Cause we all know...

Pimpin' Smurfs ain't easy!

[pimp_daddy_smurf]

strawberry shortcake is my woman

[maiku]

Yo ho's ain't doin' their job and busy pumpin' their heroin than turnin' their dough ova to ya!

You gotta keep those ho's in line. 'Cause we all know...

Pimpin' Smurfs ain't easy!

That's funny, but if you look at the avatar and imagine Ackbar saying it it's...MUCH funnier. :)

[YoshiFan1]

If you live near a Dollar Tree, they have Little Debbie items. Usually you get 6 to 8 snacks in the box for of course $1.

[Trakan]

strawberry shortcake is my woman

:rofl:

[bmulligan]

NUTTY BARS ROCK !!!!!!!!1

[Cracka]

no... the best shit ever.. are those cinemon rolls that are like a foot long... those are.... the best


also i cant spell cinnemon? thats not right either... but still...

[Duo_Maxwell]

more importantly, why are you eating strawberry shortcake rolls and chips for dinner? :?:

That's what I was thinking...he probably is dying a little if he does that on a regular basis.

[Moxio]

He was probably being a lazy ass and didn't want to order more.

[DigitalSpace]

As YoshiFan1 stated, Dollar Tree has Little Debbie snacks. I've also seen them near the cash registers at Goodwill... I believe they're a buck or so a box there as well. Might be YMMV.

And yeah, the strawberry shortcakes rocketh the house. :D

[SadieDee]

My college is right by a Wonder Bread factory and we have a Wonder Bread store basically "on" campus because it's so damn close..and yea, they carry all the Hostess pies and stuff. Too bad I like Little Debby better. I can't pass up a loaf of Wonder Bread for 50 cents though :lol:

Yea...most days the campus smells like Wonder Bread. Weird, really. :shock:

[evilpenguin9000]

Those strawberry rolls do kick much ass. Damn now I'm craving them. Bastards! *shakes fist*