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Admiral Ackbar
09-30-2004, 09:51 AM
Killer hamster ices owner (http://www.theregister.com/2004/09/30/killer_hamster/)

http://www.dhassa.co.uk/hamsters/hamp6images/neo19.jpg
"You want some!"

dcfox
09-30-2004, 09:59 AM
That has to be the most pathetic way to die. Ever. If he was bitten by hundreds of hamsters attacking him killer bee style than I can understand, but just having one hamster kill you is just sad.

Grave_Addiction
09-30-2004, 11:15 AM
Well, it just so happens that my site, although disguised as a video game site, is actually a hamster hunting site.

The proof is in a image on our forums.

http://dreamcastersrealm.com/forums/templates/Cobalt/images/logo_phpbb.jpg

I dunno, I just thought it sounded funny at the time and thought this would fit the story nicely.

But we've taken a week's vacation and see what these things do when we're away?

cyberlian
09-30-2004, 11:18 AM
My girlfriend has an incredibly elaborate setup for her tiny dwarf hamster, she is obsessed with hamsters, she will love this article

GuilewasNK
09-30-2004, 11:22 AM
That has to be the most pathetic way to die. Ever. If he was bitten by hundreds of hamsters attacking him killer bee style than I can understand, but just having one hamster kill you is just sad.

ROFL!! Hamster's attacking killer bee style!! :lol:

Xevious
09-30-2004, 12:26 PM
Ooooooooohhhh......How cute....What a cute little Hamst-AAAHHUUUUGH....aahhhhhhhhh...Oh god! the pain.......uhhhggh--

*Croak!*

FriskyTanuki
09-30-2004, 12:58 PM
I had some hamsters about 6 years or so ago. Once they got out of their cage, one managed to get out, go down the hall, go into the bathroom and climb up and into the bathtub. Surprised the hell out of me that he could get in there, maybe he was plotting to drown someone, maybe the other hamster.

Admiral Ackbar
09-30-2004, 01:01 PM
I had some hamsters about 6 years or so ago. Once they got out of their cage, one managed to get out, go down the hall, go into the bathroom and climb up and into the bathtub. Surprised the hell out of me that he could get in there, maybe he was plotting to drown someone, maybe the other hamster.

Or maybe he wanted to drown you....

epobirs
09-30-2004, 02:01 PM
Coming Soon to a video game store near you...

Hamtaro: Ham-Ham Blood Avenger

AlbinoNinja
09-30-2004, 03:33 PM
I had some hamsters about 6 years or so ago. Once they got out of their cage, one managed to get out, go down the hall, go into the bathroom and climb up and into the bathtub. Surprised the hell out of me that he could get in there, maybe he was plotting to drown someone, maybe the other hamster.

yeah, once i left the lid (at the time my hamster was living in an old fish tank) ever so open. I went to my basement to do something, when i go upstairs, he's on the middle step staring at me! I could not have been downstairs for more than an hour, and he probably walked about 40 feet, then climbed 5 stairs!

evilpenguin9000
09-30-2004, 03:37 PM
The hamster...nature's most dangerous animal. He lures you in with his cuteness and then...bam, the jaws of death close in.

Kaijufan
09-30-2004, 04:14 PM
I guess that Im never going to buy a hamster now.

snotknocker
09-30-2004, 04:47 PM
I had a hamster once that only bit girls

levi333
09-30-2004, 07:07 PM
Thats pathetic. I would be embarrased to know that guy... dead or alive.

Admiral Ackbar
09-30-2004, 07:35 PM
I suggets we come up with a nice title to put on thius picture,. Sorta like Punqsux's "This Thread Roskcks!" picture. So, what would you write?

I'm thinking of, "Don't mess with my order!" in smalish type along the top. In the lower half it'll read in larger letters, "I bite!"