What A Gamer's Dorm Room Apparently Looks Like [Mobile/Archive]

the_punisher

07-24-2009, 02:58 PM

Well, this:

http://i286.photobucket.com/albums/ll116/xthe_punisherx/dormroom.jpg

http://www.sears.com/shc/s/dap_10153_12605_DAP_Dorm+Funky+Femme#playityourway

And, discuss.

munch

07-24-2009, 03:03 PM

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seanr1221

07-24-2009, 03:04 PM

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DarkSageRK

07-24-2009, 03:06 PM

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JolietJake

07-24-2009, 03:07 PM

No, no it isn't.

Cracka

07-24-2009, 03:09 PM

thats funny i don't remember my dorm being 20ftx20ft. More like 10x10 with prison gray cinder block walls.

tehweezner

07-24-2009, 03:14 PM

Lack of desktop PC :error:

Irukandji

07-24-2009, 03:45 PM

http://contrawars.com/images/nintendo_kid.jpg

fixed

Quillion

07-24-2009, 03:49 PM

Ahh... Neon Pink & Yellow, Stonewashed jeans, Mullets. I miss the 80's.

benjamouth

07-24-2009, 03:54 PM

Does a midget live in that room, the bed is fecking tiny.

Perfect room for the gaming oompa-loompa is more like it.

Man, I wish I was playing Duck Tales on the GB right now.

mykevermin

07-24-2009, 03:55 PM

Ahh... Neon Pink & Yellow, Stonewashed jeans, Mullets. I miss the 80's.

That was the 90's.

benjamouth

07-24-2009, 04:09 PM

That was the 90's.

Quillion was ahead of his time, right now he's wearing all his clothes backwards and telling everyone things are "fandabeedozzie".

All the kids will be doing it in 10 years time.

deszaras

07-24-2009, 04:10 PM

thats funny i don't remember my dorm being 20ftx20ft. More like 10x10 with prison gray cinder block walls.

You must have stayed in the same dorm as I did my first year. Did you have those cold, hard tile hospital looking flooring as well?

Dokstarr

07-24-2009, 04:13 PM

Just like I remember my room.

20 ft high ceilings, wall mounted large lcd flat screen, etc.

Wait a minute that's not right. The person in the top bunk couldn't sit up in the bed because he's smash his head. Also we had like a 1990 TV we found on the street about 5 blocks away we carried home. Thing was huge though and probably weighed 200 lbs. It was an old Sony Trinitron but it was so old it wasn't even cable ready - so we used the broken VCR which 't would eat tapes to get the cable on it.

Also they apparently own no clothes - which i fine with me.

ChibiJosh

07-24-2009, 04:28 PM

Hell, I wish my apartment looked that nice. There's no way my dorm was any where near that pretty.

JolietJake

07-24-2009, 04:32 PM

The photographer must have been standing in front of the large walk in closet.

bvharris

07-24-2009, 04:37 PM

Ah yes, this takes me back to my halcyon and comfortable days living in a college dormitory.

In Sears' defense, if you look closely those DO appear to be cinder blocks, just painted a very pleasant shade of green.

They've also neglected to include the small mountain of extension chords and power strips, since no dorm room in history has more than 3 or 4 outlets, and half of them are always across the room from where you need them.

CoffeeEdge

07-24-2009, 04:39 PM

hahahahahahahahahahahah

n8rockerasu

07-24-2009, 04:57 PM

thats funny i don't remember my dorm being 20ftx20ft. More like 10x10 with prison gray cinder block walls.

SERIOUSLY! You would think that every media outlet was filled with people who never went to college. What is the freaking conspiracy of making kids want to go to college by making the dorm rooms look huge? Whether it's in print, movies, television shows, they always show these 400sq ft rooms.

Granted, the room's actual sizes wouldn't work well for shooting, but it's still a horrible trick to play on a kid looking forward to getting away from mom and dad. "Guess what! You get to live in a room smaller than your room at home...and the best part is, you share it with someone!" Thank God I only lived in the dorms for a year.

Koggit

07-24-2009, 05:00 PM

all of those "dorms" looke like they're for 10 yr olds

Nifty_Shark

07-24-2009, 05:13 PM

Looks stupid

JolietJake

07-24-2009, 05:18 PM

Looks nicer than this guy's entire house.

http://www.star-telegram.com/news/story/1493487.html

QiG

07-24-2009, 05:33 PM

WRONG!! Get that fuckin' Wii out of there first and foremost.

And I concur with the tiny cinder block dorm room experiences, at least in any state university I've been to. Now visiting my ex at University of Dayton was another story, go to a private school and cough up ~30k year and you'll get those nice TV dorm rooms.

force_assassin

07-24-2009, 05:39 PM

Damn, I guess they really do think gamers have no luck with the opposite sex. I mean really, college dorm... and a bed like that? Come on Sears... Come on.

RonnieWrecked

07-24-2009, 05:42 PM

that plastic dinosaur gets all the ladies hot

Koggit

07-24-2009, 05:44 PM

their athlete one is just as bad

http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e338/koggit/NewPicture1.jpg

Strell

07-24-2009, 05:51 PM

Where's the framed picture of Iwata?

Real gamers sleep in concrete dungeons.

judyjudyjudy

07-24-2009, 05:55 PM

thats funny i don't remember my dorm being 20ftx20ft. More like 10x10 with prison gray cinder block walls.I went to school in Boston, so we had red bricks. I dunno if that's better or worse...

Unless he's going to be the next Jackie Chan, I don't really understand why a gamer would have bamboo sticks in his room.

lmz00

07-24-2009, 06:07 PM

My school leased a 32 story apartment building and used that as a dorm. It was pretty nice. Had wall to wall windows, and the view (at least from mine) was incredible.

Dynasty1756

07-24-2009, 06:11 PM

Well, this:

http://i286.photobucket.com/albums/ll116/xthe_punisherx/dormroom.jpg

http://www.sears.com/shc/s/dap_10153_12605_DAP_Dorm+Funky+Femme#playityourway

And, discuss.

http://contrawars.com/images/nintendo_kid.jpg

fixed

lol :lol:
couldnt help but crack a smile at both of these pictures

n8rockerasu

07-24-2009, 06:19 PM

all of those "dorms" looke like they're for 10 yr olds

Here, I tried to make it a little more accurate.

http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f340/natelisa/realdormroom.jpg

Matt Young

07-24-2009, 06:56 PM

LMAO! That's awesome.

n8rockerasu

07-24-2009, 07:02 PM

LMAO! That's awesome.

If only I knew how to hack Sears' website and load that as their display image. That would be the highlight of my life, haha.

darthbudge

07-24-2009, 07:09 PM

that plastic dinosaur gets all the ladies hot

I lol'd.

I didn't even notice that until said anything, that is really funny. What person over the age of 10 has a plastic dinosaur in their room?

QiG

07-24-2009, 07:30 PM

Last time I got a haircut the extremely hot girl who was doing it had a plastic dinosaur on her shelf. I asked about it but she claimed it wasn't hers and showed up on her lunch break. Fuck that lying bitch, she didn't want to let the secret aphrodisiac like effects that plastic dinosaurs have out of the bag.

Spacepest

07-24-2009, 10:49 PM

Hahah, I love how back to school sales ads set up future college students up for disappointment once they get a real taste of dorm life. 10x10 overpriced prison room with inadequate outlets and a room mate are only the half of it. Wait until they see the shared bathrooms (and discover that almost EVERY dorm has a jerk who sh*ts in one of the shower stalls).

Thank gawd when I was college bound I went with a friend to preview the dorms. Eww, no thanks. I was able to get a my own room in an apartment down the street that was three times as large, with its own bathtub, shower, and toilet that I didn't have to share with anybody and had more than 2 electrical outlets for $200 less a month. Plus I had space for my consoles, games, and even a shelf for my dinosaurs (yes, I admit it...I have plastic dinosaurs. And I am over age 10. No, they don't get me hot).

FroMann

07-25-2009, 01:53 AM

WTF is with the dinosaur on the far left on top of the microwave? Or better yet the whole entire room.

pacifickarma

07-25-2009, 02:47 AM

http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e338/koggit/NewPicture1.jpg

Is that a bowling ball perched precariously on the shelf above the head of the bed? What could possibly go wrong?

Gameboy415

07-25-2009, 04:01 AM

Danil ACE

07-25-2009, 04:31 AM

Nobody under the age of 30 has an analog clock on the wall!

saunderscowie

07-25-2009, 05:10 AM

Haha great.

Wet Ninja

07-25-2009, 08:12 AM

Here, I tried to make it a little more accurate.

http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f340/natelisa/realdormroom.jpg

My wife had that Dave Matthews Band poster in her dorm room.

LoveLost

07-25-2009, 11:17 AM

wow I must be doing it wrong. My rooms a mess

strongpimphand

07-25-2009, 01:07 PM

Well, this:

http://i286.photobucket.com/albums/ll116/xthe_punisherx/dormroom.jpg

http://www.sears.com/shc/s/dap_10153_12605_DAP_Dorm+Funky+Femme#playityourway

And, discuss.
BAMBOO STICKS?!??!

I'm sorry....but if that's a "gamer's" room, then it must have been decorated by his mama.

Off top, mounted flat screen???? YOU WOULD GET ROBBED IF YOU EVEN HAD A FLAT SCREEN!!!! Someone ran into my room because we had 2 laptops in there! Went through someone else's room picked the bathroom lock and boom - was in mine. We caught him the second time around and detained dude but the first laptop was already gone, for good

All that colorful shit...unrealistic

That small ass bed???? I gotta give dorms a shred of credit....at least the normal sized dorm bed can fit a 6 ft person...that shit looks like its made for a midget

Come on Sears....be real! That's Richie Rich's room if he lived on campus. And where's the wires to the TV btw???? Don't tell me in Sear's world flat screens are pre-installed!

DestroVega

07-25-2009, 01:25 PM

looks more like this...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTMGhzVcz0k

Spacepest

07-25-2009, 01:45 PM

BAMBOO STICKS?!??!

Off top, mounted flat screen???? YOU WOULD GET ROBBED IF YOU EVEN HAD A FLAT SCREEN!!!! Someone ran into my room because we had 2 laptops in there! Went through someone else's room picked the bathroom lock and boom - was in mine. We caught him the second time around and detained dude but the first laptop was already gone, for good

Oh yeah, haha. My old campus's dorms were the same way. You couldn't have ANYTHING remotely nice in there without some jackass trying to steal it (usually picking the lock on your door to get in). This was a big factor in my decision to getting an apartment off campus--one of my friends who lived in the dorms saw my computer in my parents' house and said the same thing "You know, if you stay in the dorms, someone is going to steal that. Along with your TV and Playstation." All of my classmates who lived in the dorms were robbed at least once during their stay there, and none of them stayed past the first year because of things like that happening.

Malik112099

07-25-2009, 01:47 PM

looks more like this...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTMGhzVcz0k

WTHFS?

What The Holy Fuckin Sad?

n8rockerasu

07-25-2009, 01:59 PM

WTHFS?

What The Holy Fuckin Sad?

It's DrP1zza. He's a Youtube legend. Read all about it.

http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/drp1zza

Azumangaman

07-25-2009, 02:12 PM

LOLOLOLOL Dr.Pizza.

squishface

07-25-2009, 02:28 PM

Is that a bowling ball perched precariously on the shelf above the head of the bed? What could possibly go wrong?

and don't forget that everyone carries a bike to their room to hang on the wall. LOL!
right next to the bluetooth headset. Also you notice the bowling bowl near the samsung lcd tv. Knock out the person on the bed and knock down the tv. Sears must lovvvveeee bambo. It's in the pic as well.