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Cashville Dez
08-20-2009, 12:23 PM
My PS3 keeps beeping like it is trying to eject a disk but it doesn't have one in it. It turns on but when I put a disc in it ejects the game. And when it is in standby it continues the beep! Please Help. I wanna play Zombies on WAW!!

Baron O Hell
08-20-2009, 01:11 PM
No no no. We call it them mentally challenged now. And don't call it black, it is African American. And on that note I'm sick and tired of you people calling the xbox 360 crippled. That is a insulting term please try to call it physically capable.

Now for your question you are screwed more than a whore, sorry young lady of the night. You are going to have to send it back to sony and hope they don't rape, sorry have forcible intercourse with you. If it is still on warranty you should be ok if not it will probably cost $100 or so.

JMEPO
08-20-2009, 01:26 PM
Try hitting it really hard.

Maklershed
08-20-2009, 01:29 PM
Lots of tards are living really kick ass lives. My sister is a tard and she's a pilot now.

sandking38
08-20-2009, 01:43 PM
never had that problem before, but if you somehow get it working add me and we could play zombies. my psn is deasis8

Dead of Knight
08-20-2009, 02:11 PM
Lots of tards are living really kick ass lives. My sister is a tard and she's a pilot now.
:applause:

nbballard
08-20-2009, 03:12 PM
Are you getting a "Hard drive rebuild" message too?

Cashville Dez
08-20-2009, 05:29 PM
Are you getting a "Hard drive rebuild" message too?

nope no message at all. just alot of beeping and throwing out my game!

Cashville Dez
08-20-2009, 10:32 PM
Do a factory hard reset where you hold down a couple buttons while rebooting call sony they will tell you how to do it.


never mind Youtube to the rescue.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NhKgCjNbFl8


i appreciate it butthis didnt help. thanx tho

xcopy
08-20-2009, 10:43 PM
THROW SOME D'S ON THAT BITCH!

Send it back to Sony for repairs.

Baron O Hell
08-21-2009, 10:23 AM
Did you do the latest update. My ps3 was acting bad yesterday but a update fixed it. Disk wouldn't play on it. Seems to be ok now.

Cashville Dez
08-22-2009, 09:20 AM
yea i tried the update and it said that it was already updated. but ever since i tried the youtube video on here it really been acting fukin nutz!! i will turn the power on from the back and then it will skip standby mode, turn on, the fan will get really loud for about 45 seconds, nothing will pop on the screen, and then it will cut off and a red light will start blinking!!! this blows!!!

DPsx7
08-22-2009, 09:39 AM
Sounds like the switch went bad. It's making constant contact so it'll turn on automatically, always eject a disc, and then constantly beep like you were holding it down to force it to shut off.

I haven't opened my console yet so I can't say if it's easily fixable at home or not. I would certainly try though.

Cashville Dez
08-22-2009, 10:59 AM
how would i fix the switch. if i called customer service would that help any?

DPsx7
08-22-2009, 12:01 PM
The only thing they would do is have you send it in. I'm not sure what's involved with the switch, or how a touch-sensitive one would go bad for that matter. When something stops working for me I go in and explore trying to find where the problem lies. Could be dirty, shorted out, a loose connection...

help1
08-22-2009, 12:26 PM
Turn the PS3 around and...

http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/4/45/Dat_ass.jpg

Cashville Dez
08-22-2009, 04:19 PM
ok. did a little bit more research. my little bro found out that what is happening is that its the fan test that is cutting on. we cant figure out how to make it stop though. i know the fan test has something to do with the eject button.and thats has been the main cause of the the problems with it before this irritating ass fan test started. it kept ejecting the game during game play for no apparent reason. anybody know a way that i can possibly fix the eject button. i called sony and they told me the same thing they tell everybody else. send it in and 150 dollars and we will send you a new one. i'm really trying to avoid that 150 right now. Its a recession!!!

help1
08-22-2009, 07:43 PM
http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/4/45/Dat_ass.jpg