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GuilewasNK
10-04-2004, 11:59 AM
*Hands out the GuilewasNK jackass of the millenium award...*

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=573&ncid=757&e=1&u=/nm/20041004/od_nm/penis_dc

:imwithst: :puke:

How the hell could he NOT know?
zewone
10-04-2004, 12:03 PM
What a liar! He is probably just some weirdo and is regretting having done that.
Noodle Pirate!
10-04-2004, 12:05 PM
Aw :) isn't that just sweet? That's what we all have to look foward to when we get older. I personally can't wait!
Please kill me now. Senility is scarier then every horror monster ever created and put into one giant horror monster.
Trakan
10-04-2004, 12:06 PM
Stupidest Fuck of the Year Award!
Wshakspear
10-04-2004, 12:07 PM
...i could read the name of the article before the rest of the page loaded....im gonna go and sit and stare at a wall now.
GuilewasNK
10-04-2004, 12:08 PM
What a liar! He is probably just some weirdo and is regretting having done that.

I think I know where you are headed with that. *shudder*
sblymnlcrymnl
10-04-2004, 12:09 PM
Jesus H. Christ on a fucking rubber crutch!
gameguy22006
10-04-2004, 12:09 PM
He confused it with a chickens neck?
:shock:

I find that hard to belive.
snotknocker
10-04-2004, 12:12 PM
His wife probably pulled a "Bobbitt" on him and fed it to the dog.
GuilewasNK
10-04-2004, 12:14 PM
He confused it with a chickens neck?
:shock:

I find that hard to belive.

There are SO many jokes I make off that.... :lol:
cyberlian
10-04-2004, 12:16 PM
if he had died, they could have wrote an entire darwin awards book about him alone
dtcarson
10-04-2004, 12:21 PM
No, no, no....
CHOKE the chicken, don't DECAPITATE it.
GuilewasNK
10-04-2004, 12:23 PM
If anything, he was having "relations" with the dog and after the "accident" he was too ashamed to fess up.
gameguy22006
10-04-2004, 12:28 PM
Aw :) isn't that just sweet? That's what we all have to look foward to when we get older. I personally can't wait!


I know, this gives new meaning to "senior moment"
GuilewasNK
10-04-2004, 12:29 PM
And another thing, if there were "chickens". Wouldn't the dog have tried to eat them instead?
Xevious
10-04-2004, 12:41 PM
(I'm getting a visual picture after reading the article)

PUKE!!!!!
Admiral Ackbar
10-04-2004, 12:45 PM
With this recent story I think it's important to remind people of Scrotal Safety. If this man had a "Crotch Buddy" this incident could have been averted.

http://www.scrotalsafetycommission.com
bignick
10-04-2004, 12:47 PM
So thats where choke the chicken came from.
daphatty
10-04-2004, 12:55 PM
:puke:

Dumb Romanian.
Rig
10-04-2004, 01:00 PM
Just think about how badly that would hurt. That, and the dog was probably very happy.
daphatty
10-04-2004, 01:03 PM
What I want to know is, What the FUCK was this asshole doing cutting off chicken heads in the nude? Is that some sort of Romanian cultural thing?
Doylerulez
10-04-2004, 01:21 PM
He was in his underwear, how the hell did it get out? Nevermind, I'd rather not know.
Moxio
10-04-2004, 08:11 PM
Ouch. *barfs* And the dog ate it too. It must have been starving.
evilpenguin9000
10-05-2004, 01:15 AM
What a liar! He is probably just some weirdo and is regretting having done that.

I think I can actually respect that more than mistaking it for a chicken neck. Being sick and depraved I understand, but being that stupid is just unimaginable. :shock:
Zenithian Legend
10-05-2004, 01:25 AM
this can't be serious... and that's just sad, thank God I have a majestic horse cock that I could never mistake for a scrawny chicken neck.
Zman310
10-05-2004, 01:32 AM
And now, Gramps and the Dog:
"Here boy, come here, I've got an extra special treat for you!"
Zenithian Legend
10-05-2004, 01:34 AM
He wasn't even THAT old either... what'd it say like 67, I'd understand if he was 104.
rajchakrabarti
10-05-2004, 09:20 AM
thats just wierd... how do you keep your wiener out when killing chickens???? or what was he really doing with the chickens ?
dcfox
10-05-2004, 09:36 AM
How does this make any sense? For one thing when he grabbed his cock thinking it was a chicken neck did he fail to notice that

1.) there happens not to be a body or head attached to the neck.
2.)there's a hand on his cock
3.)Chickens usually move around and make noises especially when they're trying to be killed
Othergods
10-05-2004, 10:20 AM
How does this make any sense? For one thing when he grabbed his cock thinking it was a chicken neck did he fail to notice that

1.) there happens not to be a body or head attached to the neck.
2.)there's a hand on his cock
3.)Chickens usually move around and make noises especially when they're trying to be killed


LOL, I love #3
Nirvanaguy777
10-05-2004, 11:57 AM
ouch, fucking ouch, and he watched his dog eat it, ouch
MorPhiend
10-05-2004, 12:13 PM
...i could read the name of the article before the rest of the page loaded....im gonna go and sit and stare at a wall now.

Good idea...
Dok Diamond
10-05-2004, 01:42 PM
I dont know what to say, i mean this guy is just staight up retarded.