View Full Version : The Jesus Christ Action Figure!
daphatty
10-04-2004, 01:14 PM
Blasphemous indeed.
I just don't know what to think about this link. (http://www.jesus-action-figure.com/Elements/Jesus-Action-Figure.mov)
zewone
10-04-2004, 01:18 PM
Now that I've seen that on TV that is the shiznite!
Admiral Ackbar
10-04-2004, 01:18 PM
I can't judge because I can't see this at work.
"Reason: The Websense category 'Tasteless' is filtered."
snotknocker
10-04-2004, 01:19 PM
I sense a Roman Catholic uprising
Ikohn4ever
10-04-2004, 01:19 PM
I'll stick with this thankyou
Buddy Christ (http://store.yahoo.com/jsbstash/budchrisdass1.html)
evilmax17
10-04-2004, 01:20 PM
Hey the catholic church needs to make the money back that they lost in all of those molestation suits, and this seems to be the logical way to do it. I'd buy the whole set!
Wshakspear
10-04-2004, 01:22 PM
My store (Comic City Novi, MI) carries this= http://www.stuff-o-rama.com/jesusactionfigure.jpg He has wheels for gliding action. We have also carried Moses with staff. Personally, im sad that there isnt a Red Sea playset :(
(FYI, im not joking)
daphatty
10-04-2004, 01:23 PM
Hey the catholic church needs to make the money back that they lost in all of those molestation suits, and this seems to be the logical way to do it. I'd buy the whole set!
I seriously doubt this is a Catholic thing. I'd say Islamic or Athiest.
zewone
10-04-2004, 01:23 PM
^^^
But does it have walk-on-water action??!!?
Santurio
10-04-2004, 01:25 PM
I can't see it but will check it out at home after work!!
Wshakspear
10-04-2004, 01:27 PM
^^^
But does it have walk-on-water action??!!?
Im pretty sure if you put those clear walkways in the water, yes, yes it would.
We also have a Jesus bobblehead. ANother scary-but-tru fact is we do sell them to preists and the people from the Family Christion Book store...so apparently i wont be going to Hell AS quick
daphatty
10-04-2004, 01:28 PM
^^^
But does it have walk-on-water action??!!?
Im pretty sure if you put those clear walkways in the water, yes, yes it would.
We also have a Jesus bobblehead. ANother scary-but-tru fact is we do sell them to preists and the people from the Family Christion Book store...so apparently i wont be going to Hell AS quick
:rofl:
beerguy961
10-04-2004, 01:37 PM
I've seen the Jesus and Moses action figures in stores around here. Pretty funny imaging what would happen to all the people profiting off the sales of these...
Why just get Jesus when you can cover all your major faiths: http://www.jesuschristsuperstore.net/
Wshakspear
10-04-2004, 01:42 PM
http://www.tickles.com/Merchant2/graphics/00000004/jesus.gif and http://www.kultureshock.co.uk/bigimages/0661796330001.jpg are on the same shelf in my store. :D
Othergods
10-04-2004, 01:44 PM
I can't judge because I can't see this at work.
"Reason: The Websense category 'Tasteless' is filtered."
I got the same deal...
Access to this web page is restricted at this time.
Reason:
The Websense category "Tasteless" is filtered.
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URL:
http://www.jesus-action-figure.com/Elements/Jesus-Action-Figure.mov
daphatty
10-04-2004, 01:56 PM
http://www.kultureshock.co.uk/bigimages/0661796330001.jpg
Isn't this the figure from Dogma?
Doylerulez
10-04-2004, 01:57 PM
I was the proud owner of a Jesus nightlight in college.
That great dollar store find "Let Jesus guide your way" on the way to the kitchen.
Wshakspear
10-04-2004, 01:58 PM
Isn't this the figure from Dogma?
Yep! We also sell Mooby when we can order him :)
sblymnlcrymnl
10-04-2004, 01:59 PM
Why just get Jesus when you can cover all your major faiths: http://www.jesuschristsuperstore.net/
The Allah (http://www.jesuschristsuperstore.net/lfigurespages/lfallah.html) figure kicks so much ass, I think I'll but 7.
pimp tyranny
10-04-2004, 02:03 PM
laughter in sectarian slaughter, lol
daphatty
10-04-2004, 02:10 PM
Why just get Jesus when you can cover all your major faiths: http://www.jesuschristsuperstore.net/
The Allah (http://www.jesuschristsuperstore.net/lfigurespages/lfallah.html) figure kicks so much ass, I think I'll but 7.
An empty box! Classic! :rofl:
buster90
10-04-2004, 02:10 PM
I remember back 2 years ago Conan Obrain had Jesus sports figurunes. Jesus playing B-ball, Soccer, etc.
zewone
10-04-2004, 02:13 PM
I remember back 2 years ago Conan Obrain had Jesus sports figurunes. Jesus playing B-ball, Soccer, etc.
The best part is those are real items for sale. Some christians were making them and Conan found them. Some of the most ridicoulous items ever. :D
pimp tyranny
10-04-2004, 02:33 PM
lol
FriskyTanuki
10-04-2004, 02:41 PM
My friend has the Jesus bobblehead, he got it from a local cd store.
Gameboy415
10-04-2004, 02:42 PM
My store (Comic City Novi, MI) carries this= http://www.stuff-o-rama.com/jesusactionfigure.jpg He has wheels for gliding action. We have also carried Moses with staff. Personally, im sad that there isnt a Red Sea playset :(
(FYI, im not joking)
Hahahahaha ! :lol:
I actually thought that was the one the thread was referring to. Great commercial tho!
FriskyTanuki
10-04-2004, 02:42 PM
I remember back 2 years ago Conan Obrain had Jesus sports figurunes. Jesus playing B-ball, Soccer, etc.
The best part is those are real items for sale. Some christians were making them and Conan found them. Some of the most ridicoulous items ever. :D
I remember those, I liked the football one. The kid was tackling Jesus, that's a sin if I ever heard one.
kaji7p56
10-04-2004, 02:47 PM
That's one of the funniest things I've ever seen in my life!!
darekIsAwesome
10-04-2004, 02:48 PM
:rofl:
Nirvanaguy777
10-04-2004, 02:52 PM
Isn't this the figure from Dogma?
Yep! We also sell Mooby when we can order him :)
i have a buddy christ in my car, dashboard, i always think kevin smith when i look at it, oh man, priceless
aarif1
10-04-2004, 02:53 PM
I seriously doubt this is a Catholic thing. I'd say Islamic or Athiest.
i know this statement, and the whole thread, is supposed to be humorous and what not (at least, that's why i clicked on it) but i thought that i should inform everyone here that Jesus Christ is a most revered figure in Islam and is considered one of the great Messengers of God. Also, figures, and even pictures, of holy figures are generally frowned upon by most mainstream Muslims.
Now, back to the wackiness. :P
Wshakspear
10-04-2004, 03:29 PM
I seriously doubt this is a Catholic thing. I'd say Islamic or Athiest.
i know this statement, and the whole thread, is supposed to be humorous and what not (at least, that's why i clicked on it) but i thought that i should inform everyone here that Jesus Christ is a most revered figure in Islam and is considered one of the great Messengers of God. Also, figures, and even pictures, of holy figures are generally frowned upon by most mainstream Muslims.
Now, back to the wackiness. :P
and thats the precise reason i LOVE the idea of buddy jesus. I sure as hell (um...) would worship more if i didnt have to stare at a really thin guy with nails on some wood...A smile goes a long way
sblymnlcrymnl
10-04-2004, 04:35 PM
I seriously doubt this is a Catholic thing. I'd say Islamic or Athiest.
i know this statement, and the whole thread, is supposed to be humorous and what not (at least, that's why i clicked on it) but i thought that i should inform everyone here that Jesus Christ is a most revered figure in Islam and is considered one of the great Messengers of God. Also, figures, and even pictures, of holy figures are generally frowned upon by most mainstream Muslims.
Now, back to the wackiness. :P
and thats the precise reason i LOVE the idea of buddy jesus. I sure as hell (um...) would worship more if i didnt have to stare at a really thin guy with nails on some wood...A smile goes a long way
"Thank you, thank you, thank you. Now we all know how the majority and the media in this country view the Catholic church. They think of us as a passe, archaic institution. People find the Bible obtuse... even hokey. Now in an effort to disprove all that the church has appointed this year as a time of renewal... both of faith and of style. For example, the crucifix. While it has been a time honored symbol of our faith, Holy Mother Church has decided to retire this highly recognizable, yet wholly depressing image of our Lord crucified. Christ didn't come to Earth to give us the willies... He came to help us out. He was a booster. And it is with that take on our Lord in mind that we've come up with a new, more inspiring sigil. So it is with great pleasure that I present you with the first of many revamps the "Catholicism WOW. " campaign will unveil over the next year. I give you... The Buddy Christ. Now that's not the sanctioned term we're using for the symbol, just something we've been kicking around the office, but look at it. Doesn't it... pop? Buddy Christ... "
moiety
10-04-2004, 05:30 PM
I remember back 2 years ago Conan Obrain had Jesus sports figurunes. Jesus playing B-ball, Soccer, etc.
The best part is those are real items for sale. Some christians were making them and Conan found them. Some of the most ridicoulous items ever. :D
I remember those, I liked the football one. The kid was tackling Jesus, that's a sin if I ever heard one.
Here's the site (or one anyway):
http://www.catholicshopper.com/products/inspirational_sport_statues.html
The football one is at the bottom of the first page (there's 3 pages). Enjoy them all over again! :P
CaptainObviousXl
10-04-2004, 07:11 PM
holy shit
http://catholicshopper.com/products/media/DE_3984.jpghttp://catholicshopper.com/products/media/DE_3975.jpghttp://catholicshopper.com/products/media/DE_3983.jpg
Wshakspear
10-04-2004, 07:28 PM
i wonder what the kids on the other team are thinking...
Kaijufan
10-04-2004, 07:52 PM
Im going to have to see if any of my local stores has any of these, just so I can see them in person.
CaptainObviousXl
10-04-2004, 08:19 PM
i wonder what the kids on the other team are thinking...
hmmmmm "dady look jesus does it even better than you"
sblymnlcrymnl
10-04-2004, 08:25 PM
i wonder what the kids on the other team are thinking...
hmmmmm "dady look jesus does it even better than you"
Jesus loves the little children (http://bellsouthpwp.net/r/a/rangerx/JesusBlowjob.gif)
Zenithian Legend
10-04-2004, 08:25 PM
My store (Comic City Novi, MI) carries this= http://www.stuff-o-rama.com/jesusactionfigure.jpg He has wheels for gliding action. We have also carried Moses with staff. Personally, im sad that there isnt a Red Sea playset :(
(FYI, im not joking)
Oh, I know it's no joke, because I have that action figure.
SneakyPenguin
10-04-2004, 08:26 PM
:rofl:
Holy shit that is the funniest thing in a long time. I can't stop laughing.
:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
Gothic Walrus
10-04-2004, 08:30 PM
My store (Comic City Novi, MI) carries this= http://www.stuff-o-rama.com/jesusactionfigure.jpg He has wheels for gliding action. We have also carried Moses with staff. Personally, im sad that there isnt a Red Sea playset :(
(FYI, im not joking)
Damn...yet another reason for me to work my way out to your store.
Someday... :D
m_d_amore
10-04-2004, 08:34 PM
http://www.buymusichere.net/rel/v2_home.php?storenr=103&deptnr=43
Wshakspear
10-04-2004, 08:38 PM
http://www.buymusichere.net/rel/v2_home.php?storenr=103&deptnr=43
we either carry, or have carried almost all of those items...the main difference are the porn star ones....
sblymnlcrymnl
10-04-2004, 08:43 PM
http://www.buymusichere.net/rel/v2_home.php?storenr=103&deptnr=43
we either carry, or have carried almost all of those items...the main difference are the porn star ones....
Anyone know where I can get that Jenna Jameson one on a cheapass budget? It would be a perfect gift for a female friend of mine (seriously).