Brittany Spears has epiphany!

[Admiral Ackbar]

I read this and well... I was laughing at it on the inside for several minutes.

"Britney Spears has been spending the last several days writing a missive called “Letter of Truth: I hope you can handle it” — which she plans to post on her fan site.

'It was a life-changing letter for me, and I just want my fans to read it,' Spears told Britain’s OK magazine. 'It really states where I am in my life right now. It is making closure with a lot of things and I think this is my ultimate truth.'

The newlywed pop princess says she had some epiphanies after seeing the Broadway production of 'Wicked' — a look at 'The Wizard of Oz' that’s sympathetic to the Witch of the West, and has worked so hard on her letter that she says, she 'feels like I’m at Harvard.'"

What epiphanies, what mysteries of the spirit, what universal truths about the human condition shall be revealed?

Inquiring minds want to know.

[Jaket]

idk what all that means.... but does it concern her titties?

[daphatty]

Given her track record, I don't think she will be revealing anything useful to society.

[Dok Diamond]

idk what all that means.... but does it concern her titties?

:rofl:

[dcfox]

I can see it now, Britney Spears awarded the Nobel Prize. Seriously some people think too much of themselves.

[RedvsBlue]

...

Yeah its a generic answer but I'm just too shocked for words.

Best Part- "feels like I'm at Harvard"....Awful, just awful.

[The Gifuto]

Does epiphany mean nut-in-the belly?

[bignick]

yummy yummy yummy I wanna cum on her tummy

[zewone]

idk what all that means.... but does it concern her titties?

:rofl:

:rofl:

[sblymnlcrymnl]

She's an ugly fucking bitch and I want to stab her and play around with her blood.

American Psycho reference, for those who don't know.

[darekIsAwesome]

hahaha at the titties comment

[ingotheranchhand]

Yeah, she is going to charge $25 bucks for people to read it too.

[broke]

Wow. I hope she didn't pull something while ephanizing. That can be strenuous if it happens while one is on a low carb diet and/or one has just had a post-wedding experience where they made their guests wear sweat suits that said "Pimp Daddy" on them.

[Mondo]

I can't wait to see what this MORAN has to say

[yeahokthenfu]

idk what all that means.... but does it concern her titties?

:rofl:
agreed, but double it :rofl: :rofl:

[zewone]

I can't wait to see what this MORAN has to say

Oh man. Your avatar rocks!! I thought he was a Nintendo fanboy? How did you catch him in a Sega getup? Awesome!

[Grave_Addiction]

idk what all that means.... but does it concern her titties?

Heh heh, great post there, Stealthy.

I love it when stupid people try to act smart. Nothing funnier.

[Gothic Walrus]

I can't wait to see what this MORAN has to say

Oh man. Your avatar rocks!! I thought he was a Nintendo fanboy? How did you catch him in a Sega getup? Awesome!

Photoshop? :wink:

In any case, this is the reason why I think that we don't need celebrities. It's not fair to give all of the money and attention to blonde bimbos who have never - and may never - contributed anything worthwhile to society.

I also think that we should take the money that we now give to celebrities and make sure that it gets to people who really need it. People without homes, or without enough to eat.

Socialism > Britney Spears

[sblymnlcrymnl]

I can't wait to see what this MORAN has to say

Oh man. Your avatar rocks!! I thought he was a Nintendo fanboy? How did you catch him in a Sega getup? Awesome!

Photoshop? :wink:

In any case, this is the reason why I think that we don't need celebrities. It's not fair to give all of the money and attention to blonde bimbos who have never - and may never - contributed anything worthwhile to society.

I also think that we should take the money that we now give to celebrities and make sure that it gets to people who really need it. People without homes, or without enough to eat.

Socialism > Britney Spears

DIE C0MMIE SCUM!!!

Kidding ... more or less.

[zewone]

I can't wait to see what this MORAN has to say

Oh man. Your avatar rocks!! I thought he was a Nintendo fanboy? How did you catch him in a Sega getup? Awesome!

Photoshop? :wink:

I was thinking that afterwards. I'm an idiot. But the avatar is still awesome!

[Xevious]

Maybe she had an ephinany that her music sucks and that the only reason she is in the news is because she is hot. If she gets ugly, no one will care.

[crickett003]

Given her track record, I don't think she will be revealing anything useful to society.

On the contrary, I've heard reports that her brilliant letter will name the killer(s) on the grassy knoll, detailed maps leading to weapons of mass destruction manufacturing plants, and info about Keyser Soze.

[el bobo]

She is announcing that her boobs are fake, no one could tell or could they?

[Moxio]

Me > Britney Spears

[Zenithian Legend]

what's your basis for comparison?

[WarrenGekko]

I can't beleive she would put herself and Harvard in the same sentence.

[crickett003]

Me > Britney Spears

Does that mean you have larger tits than Britney??

[captainofindustry]

God it's going to be 20 pages of OMG I can't believe I farted in front of him! IT MUST BE LOVE!!!! Tee heeh teeeh heee

[MorPhiend]

I can't wait to see what this MORAN has to say

Oh man. Your avatar rocks!! I thought he was a Nintendo fanboy? How did you catch him in a Sega getup? Awesome!

Photoshop? :wink:

In any case, this is the reason why I think that we don't need celebrities. It's not fair to give all of the money and attention to blonde bimbos who have never - and may never - contributed anything worthwhile to society.

I also think that we should take the money that we now give to celebrities and make sure that it gets to people who really need it. People without homes, or without enough to eat.

Socialism > Britney Spears

DIE C0MMIE SCUM!!!

Kidding ... more or less.

I'm not.

[Zenithian Legend]

Me > Britney Spears

Does that mean you have larger tits than Britney??

That's kind of what I was wondering, or perhaps he's slept with more men than Britney? ok ok ok... just kiddin, I like Moxio, so I'll stop.

[crickett003]

Me > Britney Spears

Does that mean you have larger tits than Britney??

That's kind of what I was wondering, or perhaps he's slept with more men than Britney? ok ok ok... just kiddin, I like Moxio, so I'll stop.

:rofl:

[PsyClerk]

Maybe the epiphany is she could make a lot more money with a hot girlfriend than with some scuzzy dude.