Embarassed to drop a duece in a public restroom? The Japanese have the answer!

[CheapyD]

Gadget Helps Women Use Bathroom in Japan
By AIKO HAYASHI, Associated Press Writer

TOKYO - When Naoko Ito uses a public bathroom, she cringes in embarrassment at the thought that other patrons can hear the sounds coming from her stall. That's when she turns to the "Sound Princess."
http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=562&e=8&u=/ap/japan_the_sound_princess

[darekIsAwesome]

haha..yea but wouldn't the constant flushing let people know that this type of situation IS going on?You know what i mean?

[Trakan]

:shock: 500,000 sold! Seems like a waste of money to me.

[Neko Hime]

Oh, that's an old news, I have used "Oto Hime" (sound princess) when I was little... Um, that's like last year! :wink:

[Santurio]

very disturbing and helpful at the same time!!!
I want one for my car!!!! :shock:

[dracula]

well at least it will keep the water bills down, it says before the sounnd princess, women would flush 2 or 3 times to cover up the sound of taking a dump

[hutno]

This is just further proof that the Japanse will solve every problem in the world, no matter how miniscule

[Othergods]

Man someone needs to change the recording on one of those things to sound like the worlds nastiest dumps.

Now that would make for great TV. Some Japanese lady about to drop off her daily donation and expecting to hear flushing water hears the wettest nasties of deposits.

[CheapyD]

Man someone needs to change the recording on one of those things to sound like the worlds nastiest dumps.

Now that would make for great TV. Some Japanese lady about to drop off her daily donation and expecting to hear flushing water hears the wettest nasties of deposits.

Knowing a bit about Japanese TV, I would imagine this has to have been done already.

[BearMan23]

I take pride in the noises I make on the toilet! :D



.....just kidding

[crickett003]

I usually take a boom-box into the stall with me and crank up some Beethoven to cover up my "stall noises." I can poop along with the music, and create some choruses of my own. :P

[dracula]

ok, just curious, if you have a chick over, and she uses the toilet, and procedes to make one of the loudest, most violent sounding craps ever, do you look at her a little different when she comes out? i dont care about those things at all

[pimp tyranny]

lol

[evilmax17]

I usually take a boom-box into the stall with me and crank up some Beethoven to cover up my "stall noises." I can poop along with the music, and create some choruses of my own. :P

I'm doing this TOMOROW!

[the_deej]

awesome, im getting one installed in my room

[Nirvanaguy777]

thats mildly amusing and interesting

[pimp tyranny]

but i am definitely not afraid to drop a deuce in public restrooms. i do it all the time.

[Othergods]

Hell I only do it in public restrooms, I am not gonna do something that nasty in my own house.

[sblymnlcrymnl]

:lol:

[Backlash]

So I guess they don't have dueling-stalls contests? Nothing like the bathroom at the ol' fraternity house!

[daphatty]

Shiet. Nothing more refreshing than cutting a nasty fart in a public bathroom. I'd rather smell my own shit than someone else's.

[GuilewasNK]

ok, just curious, if you have a chick over, and she uses the toilet, and procedes to make one of the loudest, most violent sounding craps ever, do you look at her a little different when she comes out? i dont care about those things at all

:rofl:

In all honesty, when it's someone I care about it wouldn't bother me. For the Super Saiyan level crap action you are describing, I would be more concerned than anything else. Women go through a lot and a violent crap is probably not the worst or most painful thing they can experience.

[Rig]

ok, just curious, if you have a chick over, and she uses the toilet, and procedes to make one of the loudest, most violent sounding craps ever, do you look at her a little different when she comes out? i dont care about those things at all

:rofl:

In all honesty, when it's someone I care about it wouldn't bother me. For the Super Saiyan level crap action you are describing, I would be more concerned than anything else. Women go through a lot and a violent crap is probably not the worst or most painful thing they can experience.

:lol: Super Saiyan level crap! :lol:

[Doylerulez]

My office is adjacent to the bathroom, so I can even hear things like the tp roll spinning, this would make my day a lot easier on the ears.

[bbfinster]

sure beats "plop, plop" in my opinion.

[snotknocker]

Personally, I don't give a crap about my crap noises, nor do I give a crap about other peoples crap noises. This whole noisey crap thing is just a bunch of crap in my crappy opinion.

[rajchakrabarti]

wow.... girls actually poop ????!!!???

[beerguy961]

This is just further proof that the Japanse will solve every problem in the world, no matter how miniscule

That's what we do...

[Tenacious D]

Here in America, this would have to happen automatically like an automatic flusher because I doubt some people would be considerate enough to cover up their ungodly noises. I've heard, as I'm sure all of you have, some nasty explosions in public restrooms. They're always good for a good laugh and a story to tell your friends when you get out. :lol:

[Reality's Fringe]

I like how they're starting to phase out urinals over there too. I'm going to make it my mission to visit Japan one day, take a leak/crap and just moan "OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH" as loudly as possible. And I'll leave the stall door open too.

[GuilewasNK]

I just wish they would have a way of locking people in the restrooms until they washed their hands. There are so many digusting men.

[Fatesealer]

...but what about the smell? The 'sound' of flushing bowls will do little to dull the scent of baked ass and feces in the air after dropping a stinky load...

[GuilewasNK]

...but what about the smell? The 'sound' of flushing bowls will do little to dull the scent of baked ass and feces in the air after dropping a stinky load...

LOL@baked ass :rofl: (I guess that could be rump roast but....nah)

[smellhasreturned]

meh i dont care if anyone hears meh take a crap i usually yell come on out

[Kaijufan]

Waste of money IMO.

[Fatesealer]

I personally have never cared for people who do their 'business' in public... I mean, you go 1 in a public restroom, or 2 if you can get away without being fingered as the culprit... but people who go number 2 and the HALLWAY smells like sheeyat, you need to think about getting that physical done at your local doctor...

[Moxio]

Waste of money. Unless she was dumping bombs into the crapper, I wouldn't care what others think.

[Graystone]

as homer would do when I make something smelly happpen I just turn on the radio. then no ine can hear or smell(?)