Is this wrong (immoral)?

[XboxMaster]

OK, so here's the situation. This girl in my school started liking me, and everyone, obviously, knows about it. You might think that's good--but it isn't. This girl is literally the bottom of the bucket. Like, if you ever get into one of those back-and-forth's where you and someone else say you go with someone really ugly, she'd be the best person to use. She's not THAT bad-looking, but she's also really annoying. Anyway, all her girlfriends keep on trieing to persuade me to go out with her. They'd usually not even try to convince whoever she likes, but since I haven't had many girlfriends, I guess they think I'm really desperate. Hell no (at least not THAT desperate). Well, one of her best friends is really hot, and today after school, she had a proposal for me. She said she'd give me a lap dance if I went out with that girl. I know that's not very big or whatever to you older CAG'ers, but c'mon, play along with me this time. Now, what I'm thinking about doing is saying yes and recieving the lap dance--and then just turn around and say "psyche". Or maybe breaking up with that girl the next day. I know the hot girl meant for at least a week or two--but I'm not sure if that'd be worth it. So, would it be that wrong if I recieved the lap dance and didn't go out with that girl? I didn't hesitate to make that my plan earlier today, but when I thought about it more, it didn't seem like such a good plan. One; I really try to be the farthest thing from an asshole in front or towards girls. Two; I like that hot girl as a friend and I wouldn't really wanna screw that up. Three; I'm sure a lot of girls would think I'm an asshole for doing it. So, after that overly long post, what do you think I should do?

NOTE: Sorry for the long wait for the conclusion. I drag on a lot. :D

[sblymnlcrymnl]

Don't waste your time, it's not worth the payoff. And yeah, that's a bit wrong.

[Sheik Rattle Enroll]

Don't be an ass when you're young, you'll regret it later.

[dcfox]

Morally very very wrong. But there are ways around it. Try paying the ugly girl off to pretend that you too went out and then get the lap dance from the hot girl. Just don't forget to videotape the lap dance for black mail purposes later on.

[zewone]

Its wrong. I would just ask the hot girl for a lapdance without having to get with her friend. If she brought it up she must be thinking about it somewhat and doesn't find you ugly enough to not want to give a lapdance. Whatever you do don't get with the ugly girl.

[Nirvanaguy777]

dude dont be a child, a lapdance is nothing, wait till you get too college people you dont even know will do stripteases for you, seriously ive seen at least 5 live or 6 i lost count, plus the ugly girl could fine out, etc, dont dude DONT

[thatstoobad]

take the hot girl's offer, but follow through and go on a date with the ugly girl. who cares? make her pay for dinner and the movie. you win in every aspect. just have fun. oh, and stay in school.

[Tromack]

That is wrong. And unless I'm mistaken there should be a big difference between boyfriend and girlfriend and a girl you go on a date with. I've dated many people, but I have had only a handful of girlfriends.
Just go on the damn date and if it goes horribly, like it probably will, then move on. A date is no big deal.

[jlarlee]

I dunno its kind of jacked up for that girl to offer you that to go out with her friend. Maybe she likes you a little bit and wants to use getting you to go out with her friend as an excuse to rub up on you. Is the girl offering the lap dance a nice girl? If she is I wouldn't take advantage of her if she is a real bitch I would have to consider it.
Although this reminds me of one of my main tactics with women when I was young and single. I would date one girl out of a group of friends and treat her like an absolute goddess she would brag me up to her friends and after we would break up I would usually end up dating 2 or 3 of her friends on the down low. Id give the chick a shot she just may be annoying because she gets nervous around people she may end up being a decent girlfriend

[XboxMaster]

dude dont be a child, a lapdance is nothing, wait till you get too college people you dont even know will do stripteases for you, seriously ive seen at least 5 live or 6 i lost count, plus the ugly girl could fine out, etc, dont dude DONT


"I know that's not very big or whatever to you older CAG'ers, but c'mon, play along with me this time."

[XboxMaster]

I dunno its kind of jacked up for that girl to offer you that to go out with her friend. Maybe she likes you a little bit and wants to use getting you to go out with her friend. Is the girl offering the lap dance a nice girl? If she is I wouldn't take advantage of her if she is a real bitch I would have to consider it.
Although this reminds me of one of my main tactics with women when I was young and single. I would date one girl out of a group of friends and treat her like an absolute goddess she would brag me up to her friends and after we would break up I would usually end up dating 2 or 3 of her friends on the down low. Id give the chick a shot she just may be annoying because she gets nervous around people she may end up being a decent girlfriend


Yeah, one of her girlfriends say she's just annoying around a lot of people. But still, I don't think I can do it. Trust me, I'm barely shallow. I went out with a girl last year because I thought it might work out, although she definitely wasn't the best looking girl and I took alot of verbal hits for doing so. But there's a point where you really gotta say no. Oh my God, I don't even wanna think of the verbal abuse I'd probably recieve if I went out with her.

[zewone]

dude dont be a child, a lapdance is nothing, wait till you get too college people you dont even know will do stripteases for you, seriously ive seen at least 5 live or 6 i lost count, plus the ugly girl could fine out, etc, dont dude DONT


"I know that's not very big or whatever to you older CAG'ers, but c'mon, play along with me this time."

:D

[Nirvanaguy777]

dude dont be a child, a lapdance is nothing, wait till you get too college people you dont even know will do stripteases for you, seriously ive seen at least 5 live or 6 i lost count, plus the ugly girl could fine out, etc, dont dude DONT


"I know that's not very big or whatever to you older CAG'ers, but c'mon, play along with me this time."

i know i read it, perhaps i was too harsh, too put it lighter for you, just wait till college and take anything and i mean ANYTHING that happens in Highschool with a grain of salt

[snotnose_colossal]

get the dance first! then be sure to mention it to the ugly chick sometime before the actual date

[ex0]

Don't do it, you will get much more than a lousy lapdance in the coming years if you arent a douchebag.

[XboxMaster]

dude dont be a child, a lapdance is nothing, wait till you get too college people you dont even know will do stripteases for you, seriously ive seen at least 5 live or 6 i lost count, plus the ugly girl could fine out, etc, dont dude DONT


"I know that's not very big or whatever to you older CAG'ers, but c'mon, play along with me this time."

i know i read it, perhaps i was too harsh, too put it lighter for you, just wait till college and take anything and i mean ANYTHING that happens in Highschool with a grain of salt


Yeah, I know more opportunities will open up to me later in life--but I don't know about you, but this is usually a pretty bright opportunity in middle school.

[JimmieMac]

I'm not going to read any of the shit you posted, I lost interest 2 sentences in, so I'm going to have to say that no matter what the problem is you should at least let her suck your dick. No such thing as an ugly blow job.

[PsyClerk]

Have some self-respect. Don't let anyone bribe you for shit like this. Jesus.

[XboxMaster]

Don't do it, you will get much more than a lousy lapdance in the coming years if you arent a douchebag.


:lol:

Not if things keep going like they are right now. I can honestly not remember anytime I haven't tried to be the best gentlement I can be in front of girls in middle school, and ain't shit happened to me. But I don't do it for the ass, I just do it 'cause it's right. And no, I don't have a third arm growing from my head.

[Tromack]

I dunno its kind of jacked up for that girl to offer you that to go out with her friend. Maybe she likes you a little bit and wants to use getting you to go out with her friend. Is the girl offering the lap dance a nice girl? If she is I wouldn't take advantage of her if she is a real bitch I would have to consider it.
Although this reminds me of one of my main tactics with women when I was young and single. I would date one girl out of a group of friends and treat her like an absolute goddess she would brag me up to her friends and after we would break up I would usually end up dating 2 or 3 of her friends on the down low. Id give the chick a shot she just may be annoying because she gets nervous around people she may end up being a decent girlfriend


Yeah, one of her girlfriends say she's just annoying around a lot of people. But still, I don't think I can do it. Trust me, I'm barely shallow. I went out with a girl last year because I thought it might work out, although she definitely wasn't the best looking girl and I took alot of verbal hits for doing so. But there's a point where you really gotta say no. Oh my God, I don't even wanna think of the verbal abuse I'd probably recieve if I went out with her.

I know you are in highschool so you actually care about what people think of you, but at some point you need to get over it. If you actually liked the other girl, you don't have to give a fuck about what other people think. Just go on the fucking date, and don't pay attention to what other people say. I also agree that the hot girl that would lap dance probably has something of a thing for you. So don't take the lap dance. I doubt it would improve your odds with her. Just be mature.

[Nirvanaguy777]

dude dont be a child, a lapdance is nothing, wait till you get too college people you dont even know will do stripteases for you, seriously ive seen at least 5 live or 6 i lost count, plus the ugly girl could fine out, etc, dont dude DONT


"I know that's not very big or whatever to you older CAG'ers, but c'mon, play along with me this time."

i know i read it, perhaps i was too harsh, too put it lighter for you, just wait till college and take anything and i mean ANYTHING that happens in Highschool with a grain of salt

Yeah, I know more opportunities will open up to me later in life--but I don't know about you, but this is usually a pretty bright opportunity in middle school.

I got around in highschool myself, lost my virginity at a highschool party, i still didnt take it seriously, most people are narrow minded and childish in HS, honestly what kind of girl offers too give you a lap dance to date her friend

[moiety]

Christ, girls are offering lap dances in middle school now? Another example of society at its finest. :roll:

[Pylis]

You really should have just made this a poll. I'd personally think that "wrong" would be a common sense answer.

[Nirvanaguy777]

Christ, girls are offering lap dances in middle school now? Another example of society at its finest. :roll:

the megaman master approves highly of your sig, blue bomber representin

[jlarlee]

I dunno its kind of jacked up for that girl to offer you that to go out with her friend. Maybe she likes you a little bit and wants to use getting you to go out with her friend. Is the girl offering the lap dance a nice girl? If she is I wouldn't take advantage of her if she is a real bitch I would have to consider it.
Although this reminds me of one of my main tactics with women when I was young and single. I would date one girl out of a group of friends and treat her like an absolute goddess she would brag me up to her friends and after we would break up I would usually end up dating 2 or 3 of her friends on the down low. Id give the chick a shot she just may be annoying because she gets nervous around people she may end up being a decent girlfriend


Yeah, one of her girlfriends say she's just annoying around a lot of people. But still, I don't think I can do it. Trust me, I'm barely shallow. I went out with a girl last year because I thought it might work out, although she definitely wasn't the best looking girl and I took alot of verbal hits for doing so. But there's a point where you really gotta say no. Oh my God, I don't even wanna think of the verbal abuse I'd probably recieve if I went out with her.

The sooner you figure out it don't mean shit what people think of you the sooner you will be happy. I used to really care about what people thought about me than when I was 15 I got with the wrong crowd and did some illegal shit got caught and pretty much had a mini nervous breakdown. i ended up changing high schools and I changed my attitude. I said whatever I wanted dated whoever I wanted and didn't give a damn what people thought about me. And guess what? I was a hell of a lot more popular at the new school and a lot more happier. you will get verbal jabs but its mostly because they are jealous because they don't have the courage to be their own man and not be in the flock of conformist sheep

[Nirvanaguy777]

[quote=jlarlee]I dunno its kind of jacked up for that girl to offer you that to go out with her friend. Maybe she likes you a little bit and wants to use getting you to go out with her friend. Is the girl offering the lap dance a nice girl? If she is I wouldn't take advantage of her if she is a real bitch I would have to consider it.
Although this reminds me of one of my main tactics with women when I was young and single. I would date one girl out of a group of friends and treat her like an absolute goddess she would brag me up to her friends and after we would break up I would usually end up dating 2 or 3 of her friends on the down low. Id give the chick a shot she just may be annoying because she gets nervous around people she may end up being a decent girlfriend


because they don't have the courage to be their own man and not be in the flock of conformist sheep

Butters- No thanks Id rather be a whiney pussy than a $$$gy goth anyday

[zewone]

Fuck what people think of you. That shit is stupid. Just be who you are and fuck the bullshit. And have fun while your young. Stay in school and don't do drugs. :D

[ex0]

Look, XboxMaster, it sounds like you really don't like this girl that much and the relationship would not last. This would not only break her heart but you would be viewed as a genuine asswhore by the rest of the girls for hurting someone like that (and why would they want to be hurt the same way?)

[jlarlee]

[quote=jlarlee]I dunno its kind of jacked up for that girl to offer you that to go out with her friend. Maybe she likes you a little bit and wants to use getting you to go out with her friend. Is the girl offering the lap dance a nice girl? If she is I wouldn't take advantage of her if she is a real bitch I would have to consider it.
Although this reminds me of one of my main tactics with women when I was young and single. I would date one girl out of a group of friends and treat her like an absolute goddess she would brag me up to her friends and after we would break up I would usually end up dating 2 or 3 of her friends on the down low. Id give the chick a shot she just may be annoying because she gets nervous around people she may end up being a decent girlfriend




because they don't have the courage to be their own man and not be in the flock of conformist sheep

Butters- No thanks Id rather be a whiney pussy than a $$$gy goth anyday

Ok why the hell would you assume I was a goth from that quote. And no I wasn't I wore pretty much normal clothes and played sports and didn't hate society. What i meant when I said what i wanted is if someone pissed me off or was irritating I would tell them that directly popularity be damned. You know what they say about the word assume dont ya?

[moiety]

the megaman master approves highly of your sig, blue bomber representin

Thanks. You can tell Megaman II is my favorite. 8)

[XboxMaster]

Look, XboxMaster, it sounds like you really don't like this girl that much and the relationship would not last. This would not only break her heart but you would be viewed as a genuine asswhore by the rest of the girls for hurting someone like that (and why would they want to be hurt the same way?)


:lol:

Wow, what choices.

[jlarlee]

Look, XboxMaster, it sounds like you really don't like this girl that much and the relationship would not last. This would not only break her heart but you would be viewed as a genuine asswhore by the rest of the girls for hurting someone like that (and why would they want to be hurt the same way?)

You know the sad thing about a lot of women that age that being viewed as an ass whore probably would get him more dates. A lot of women look for the bad guy because they think they can change him and its a big ego boost for them. the fair number of women don't grow put of that until their mid 20's. I had a friend who was pretty average looking and everythign who would say the most demaning ugly shit to women and that guy got more ass than a toilet seat.

[zionoverfire]

Well if your really evil, get the lap dance, then tell the girl your suppose to go out with that your only doing it because you got a lap dance.

I'm not normally this evil but Fable is just so much fun!!!

[Reality's Fringe]

How old are you XboxMaster? I mean, if you're in middel school, there can't be anyhting too exciting to look at. Holy shit, I mean, is there even any hair on the field yet? I....GAH. I'm not Mr. Lucky when it comes to women, but I'll tell you that being able to look at yourself in the mirror in the morning is something you will want to be able to do.

[loserboy]

Well, as a middle school teacher, I just have to say how proud I am of kids today.

Here's a boy offered a lap dance by a fellow adolescent and he doesn't immediately jump at the chance, so at least there is some moral compass there.

Don't do it. Be a good guy. Believe me, as you get older you will have lots of chances for debauched behavior. I was a real geek in elementary and middle school, buy suddenly in high school and college I had girls throwing themselves at me...beats the crap out of me how that happened, and it makes my friends nuts because they know what a dork I am...

Be patient...you will have lots of chances for such things.

[XboxMaster]

How old are you XboxMaster? I mean, if you're in middel school, there can't be anyhting too exciting to look at. Holy shit, I mean, is there even any hair on the field yet? I....GAH. I'm not Mr. Lucky when it comes to women, but I'll tell you that being able to look at yourself in the mirror in the morning is something you will want to be able to do.


You probably won't take this statement with any importance, but trust me, trust me, the girls in my grade developed fast. Trust me.

[Reality's Fringe]

.....So you're about 14 then? At any rate, you'd best take the elder CAGs' advice with some consideration.

[Nirvanaguy777]

[quote=jlarlee]I dunno its kind of jacked up for that girl to offer you that to go out with her friend. Maybe she likes you a little bit and wants to use getting you to go out with her friend. Is the girl offering the lap dance a nice girl? If she is I wouldn't take advantage of her if she is a real bitch I would have to consider it.
Although this reminds me of one of my main tactics with women when I was young and single. I would date one girl out of a group of friends and treat her like an absolute goddess she would brag me up to her friends and after we would break up I would usually end up dating 2 or 3 of her friends on the down low. Id give the chick a shot she just may be annoying because she gets nervous around people she may end up being a decent girlfriend

because they don't have the courage to be their own man and not be in the flock of conformist sheep

Butters- No thanks Id rather be a whiney pussy than a $$$gy goth anyday

Ok why the hell would you assume I was a goth from that quote. And no I wasn't I wore pretty much normal clothes and played sports and didn't hate society. What i meant when I said what i wanted is if someone pissed me off or was irritating I would tell them that directly popularity be damned. You know what they say about the word assume dont ya?

didnt say you were a goth, your conformist statement reminded me of the goths on south park, that was a hysterical episode, you misread me

[jlarlee]

my bad i will now read my assume quip and apply it to myself lol. Although Goth are really conformist when you come to it they just conform to a different set of rules

[MorPhiend]

I dunno its kind of jacked up for that girl to offer you that to go out with her friend. Maybe she likes you a little bit and wants to use getting you to go out with her friend. Is the girl offering the lap dance a nice girl? If she is I wouldn't take advantage of her if she is a real bitch I would have to consider it.
Although this reminds me of one of my main tactics with women when I was young and single. I would date one girl out of a group of friends and treat her like an absolute goddess she would brag me up to her friends and after we would break up I would usually end up dating 2 or 3 of her friends on the down low. Id give the chick a shot she just may be annoying because she gets nervous around people she may end up being a decent girlfriend


Yeah, one of her girlfriends say she's just annoying around a lot of people. But still, I don't think I can do it. Trust me, I'm barely shallow. I went out with a girl last year because I thought it might work out, although she definitely wasn't the best looking girl and I took alot of verbal hits for doing so. But there's a point where you really gotta say no. Oh my God, I don't even wanna think of the verbal abuse I'd probably recieve if I went out with her.

I was kind of thinking along the same lines as jlarlee. The girl is really not that good of a friend if she's trying to get someone to fake liking her "friend". That just leads to worse hurt feelings in the end. But on the other hand, if all she wants you to do is go on a date with her friend (i.e. not fake being her boyfriend) then either she is willing to do a lot for her friend, or she is a slut. And if the latter, you really shouldn't want to be with her anyway. But if she is willing to go through that for her friend to simply have a date and she is not a dirty whore, in a strange way that could be viewed as admireable (kind of, if you discount the whole lap dance part... hmm... you know what I mean). And he's right. Just be cool with all the girls. Don't be selective. That's the way you get hooked up in the long run. Be patient.

Oh, and as far as your comment:
I can honestly not remember anytime I haven't tried to be the best gentlement I can be in front of girls in middle school, and ain't **** happened to me. But I don't do it for the ass, I just do it 'cause it's right.

That there comment is contradicting. You say you have always been good to girls. You say you do it only because it is right. But in the middle you slip in that nothing has "happened to you."

Like I said, be patient. Be a good friend and just have fun being young. I know your hormones are going crazy now. But just try and be a good friend.

[XboxMaster]

I dunno its kind of jacked up for that girl to offer you that to go out with her friend. Maybe she likes you a little bit and wants to use getting you to go out with her friend. Is the girl offering the lap dance a nice girl? If she is I wouldn't take advantage of her if she is a real bitch I would have to consider it.
Although this reminds me of one of my main tactics with women when I was young and single. I would date one girl out of a group of friends and treat her like an absolute goddess she would brag me up to her friends and after we would break up I would usually end up dating 2 or 3 of her friends on the down low. Id give the chick a shot she just may be annoying because she gets nervous around people she may end up being a decent girlfriend


Yeah, one of her girlfriends say she's just annoying around a lot of people. But still, I don't think I can do it. Trust me, I'm barely shallow. I went out with a girl last year because I thought it might work out, although she definitely wasn't the best looking girl and I took alot of verbal hits for doing so. But there's a point where you really gotta say no. Oh my God, I don't even wanna think of the verbal abuse I'd probably recieve if I went out with her.

I was kind of thinking along the same lines as jlarlee. The girl is really not that good of a friend if she's trying to get someone to fake liking her "friend". That just leads to worse hurt feelings in the end. But on the other hand, if all she wants you to do is go on a date with her friend (i.e. not fake being her boyfriend) then either she is willing to do a lot for her friend, or she is a slut. And if the latter, you really shouldn't want to be with her anyway. But if she is willing to go through that for her friend to simply have a date and she is not a dirty whore, in a strange way that could be viewed as admireable (kind of, if you discount the whole lap dance part... hmm... you know what I mean). And he's right. Just be cool with all the girls. Don't be selective. That's the way you get hooked up in the long run. Be patient.

Oh, and as far as your comment:
I can honestly not remember anytime I haven't tried to be the best gentlement I can be in front of girls in middle school, and ain't **** happened to me. But I don't do it for the ass, I just do it 'cause it's right.

That there comment is contradicting. You say you have always been good to girls. You say you do it only because it is right. But in the middle you slip in that nothing has "happened to you."

Like I said, be patient. Be a good friend and just have fun being young. I know your hormones are going crazy now. But just try and be a good friend.


I didn't under your little paragraph on my quote, please expand. Also, I usually don't say this about girls, but if you were in my grade and keyed in with society, you'd be saying the same.

[jimbodan]

Morals are something you have to decide for yourself, either you think it's right to do or wrong to do. Don't listen to other people that push their morals on you, make up your own mind.

[MorPhiend]

That there comment is contradicting. You say you have always been good to girls. You say you do it only because it is right. But in the middle you slip in that nothing has "happened to you."


You didn't say what part of my response was unclear. I'm assuming this is it. If it is, what your comment sounded like is that you treat girls right, only because it is the right thing to do. Yet, you complain that you haven't gotten any action, to put it bluntly. I was just saying that that is contradictory.

[everdave]

get the lap dance, then go out with the other chick and force her to give you a BJ. if she refuses then be like "I Love You". that will totally work. then make her your personal sex slave. trust me, after lapdance girl hears of your sexual prowess i wouldnt be surprised if you are banging her soon as well.

or you could kill the annoying girl - problem solved!

[Admiral Ackbar]

What you need is a little bit of good ol' Sam Jackson!

[XboxMaster]

That there comment is contradicting. You say you have always been good to girls. You say you do it only because it is right. But in the middle you slip in that nothing has "happened to you."


You didn't say what part of my response was unclear. I'm assuming this is it. If it is, what your comment sounded like is that you treat girls right, only because it is the right thing to do. Yet, you complain that you haven't gotten any action, to put it bluntly. I was just saying that that is contradictory.


I meant like I do it 'cause it's right, but now that I think about it, it's never done anything for me.

[MorPhiend]

Morals are something you have to decide for yourself, either you think it's right to do or wrong to do. Don't listen to other people that push their morals on you, make up your own mind.

jimbodan, that is bull. The guy is confused and he came asking for ideas. That's why a "simple poll" as someone stated earlier is not appropriate. He never asked for someone to tell him what to do. He was looking for guidance from those who might have more knowledge than himself. That is why some are explaining the reasoning behind any choices. It is his to consider. He still has to make the choice in the end. It is given to every man to choose good or evil. No one can make him do anything. You said that he has to decide for himself. That is what he is trying to do, only informedly and not blindly.

[XboxMaster]

What you need is a little bit of good ol' Sam Jackson!


I'm getting some Hawaiin Caramel Brandie (is brandie spelled right?) tommorow, so I think that'll suffice.

[punqsux]

OK, so here's the situation. This girl in my school started liking me, and everyone, obviously, knows about it. You might think that's good--but it isn't. This girl is literally the bottom of the bucket. Like, if you ever get into one of those back-and-forth's where you and someone else say you go with someone really ugly, she'd be the best person to use. She's not THAT bad-looking, but she's also really annoying. Anyway, all her girlfriends keep on trieing to persuade me to go out with her. They'd usually not even try to convince whoever she likes, but since I haven't had many girlfriends, I guess they think I'm really desperate. Hell no (at least not THAT desperate). Well, one of her best friends is really hot, and today after school, she had a proposal for me. She said she'd give me a lap dance if I went out with that girl. I know that's not very big or whatever to you older CAG'ers, but c'mon, play along with me this time. Now, what I'm thinking about doing is saying yes and recieving the lap dance--and then just turn around and say "psyche". Or maybe breaking up with that girl the next day. I know the hot girl meant for at least a week or two--but I'm not sure if that'd be worth it. So, would it be that wrong if I recieved the lap dance and didn't go out with that girl? I didn't hesitate to make that my plan earlier today, but when I thought about it more, it didn't seem like such a good plan. One; I really try to be the farthest thing from an asshole in front or towards girls. Two; I like that hot girl as a friend and I wouldn't really wanna screw that up. Three; I'm sure a lot of girls would think I'm an asshole for doing it. So, after that overly long post, what do you think I should do?

NOTE: Sorry for the long wait for the conclusion. I drag on a lot. :D

the whole get the lapdance and the PSYCHE! would be funny as hell...but dont go out witht he girl for a day and dump her, she has feelings and hopefully an older brother that will break your face if you do that.

[punqsux]

I'm not going to read any of the shit you posted, I lost interest 2 sentences in, so I'm going to have to say that no matter what the problem is you should at least let her suck your dick. No such thing as an ugly blow job.

:rofl:

jimmiemac: still the man

[rajchakrabarti]

put yourself in her postion... how would you feel if some girl you liked went out with you for a week cuz your friend hooked up with her or somthing ???

Golden rule.
do onto others as what you would do onto you.

[punqsux]

the megaman master approves highly of your sig, blue bomber representin

Thanks. You can tell Megaman II is my favorite. 8)

mega man 1 is the best Xop
2-8 have too many bosses i cant remember the orders!!

[MorPhiend]

That there comment is contradicting. You say you have always been good to girls. You say you do it only because it is right. But in the middle you slip in that nothing has "happened to you."


You didn't say what part of my response was unclear. I'm assuming this is it. If it is, what your comment sounded like is that you treat girls right, only because it is the right thing to do. Yet, you complain that you haven't gotten any action, to put it bluntly. I was just saying that that is contradictory.


I meant like I do it 'cause it's right, but now that I think about it, it's never done anything for me.

I see what you mean. And I believe it. The problem is that most people at your age are not that mature yet to act as you do. And girls are not (for the most part) mature enough to see what they really should see in a guy. In fact, most girls never learn that - just look at how many choose scummy men who end up beating them and cheating on them. The point is, you don't want someone who expects that kind of behavior anyway. You should just be friends with the girls and find someone who appreciates you for the good guy you are.

[jimbodan]

Morals are something you have to decide for yourself, either you think it's right to do or wrong to do. Don't listen to other people that push their morals on you, make up your own mind.

jimbodan, that is bull. The guy is confused and he came asking for ideas. That's why a "simple poll" as someone stated earlier is not appropriate. He never asked for someone to tell him what to do. He was looking for guidance from those who might have more knowledge than himself. That is why some are explaining the reasoning behind any choices. It is his to consider. He still has to make the choice in the end. It is given to every man to choose good or evil. No one can make him do anything. You said that he has to decide for himself. That is what he is trying to do, only informedly and not blindly.

I don't believe morals are something that other people can tell you, you have to decide for yourself, simple as that. You have your opinion, I have mine.

[XboxMaster]

put yourself in her postion... how would you feel if some girl you liked went out with you for a week cuz your friend hooked up with her or somthing ???

Golden rule.
do onto others as what you would do onto you.


Yeah, I pretty much abolished that idea after I typed my first post. By the time I finished typing it, I was already done thinking about it. :lol:

[evilmax17]

I'm not going to read any of the shit you posted, I lost interest 2 sentences in, so I'm going to have to say that no matter what the problem is you should at least let her suck your dick. No such thing as an ugly blow job.

:rofl:

jimmiemac: still the man

Lol where does he keep going! He only posts like 5 times a month now, AND THATS NOT ENOUGH!

CAG needs more jimmiemac :(

[XboxMaster]

That there comment is contradicting. You say you have always been good to girls. You say you do it only because it is right. But in the middle you slip in that nothing has "happened to you."


You didn't say what part of my response was unclear. I'm assuming this is it. If it is, what your comment sounded like is that you treat girls right, only because it is the right thing to do. Yet, you complain that you haven't gotten any action, to put it bluntly. I was just saying that that is contradictory.


I meant like I do it 'cause it's right, but now that I think about it, it's never done anything for me.

I see what you mean. And I believe it. The problem is that most people at your age are not that mature yet to act as you do. And girls are not (for the most part) mature enough to see what they really should see in a guy. In fact, most girls never learn that - just look at how many choose scummy men who end up beating them and cheating on them. The point is, you don't want someone who expects that kind of behavior anyway. You should just be friends with the girls and find someone who appreciates you for the good guy you are.


Damn, I wish it was easier to wait till that happens. :lol:

[MorPhiend]

Morals are something you have to decide for yourself, either you think it's right to do or wrong to do. Don't listen to other people that push their morals on you, make up your own mind.

jimbodan, that is bull. The guy is confused and he came asking for ideas. That's why a "simple poll" as someone stated earlier is not appropriate. He never asked for someone to tell him what to do. He was looking for guidance from those who might have more knowledge than himself. That is why some are explaining the reasoning behind any choices. It is his to consider. He still has to make the choice in the end. It is given to every man to choose good or evil. No one can make him do anything. You said that he has to decide for himself. That is what he is trying to do, only informedly and not blindly.

I don't believe morals are something that other people can tell you, you have to decide for yourself, simple as that. You have your opinion, I have mine.

You're still spinning the issue my friend. Notice, I said that no one could tell him. He is looking for guidance that he can consider. In the end he probably won't ake any one thing anyone says, but a mix of what he has considered to be true and add it to what he already feels. No matter how you spin it, everyone gets influence from everywhere around. He is just consciously looking for something.

[punqsux]

I don't believe morals are something that other people can tell you, you have to decide for yourself, simple as that. You have your opinion, I have mine.

i think agree with you to an extent.

murdering someone is morally wrong because you are robbing that person of their life and hurting their friends and family...argue the point

stealing money from a store is wrong because people work hard for that money and you didnt...argue the point

using a girl to get what you want is wrong because girls are not objects of gratification, they are humans, and no human deserves that....argue the point

ball's in your court jim

[MorPhiend]

That there comment is contradicting. You say you have always been good to girls. You say you do it only because it is right. But in the middle you slip in that nothing has "happened to you."


You didn't say what part of my response was unclear. I'm assuming this is it. If it is, what your comment sounded like is that you treat girls right, only because it is the right thing to do. Yet, you complain that you haven't gotten any action, to put it bluntly. I was just saying that that is contradictory.


I meant like I do it 'cause it's right, but now that I think about it, it's never done anything for me.

I see what you mean. And I believe it. The problem is that most people at your age are not that mature yet to act as you do. And girls are not (for the most part) mature enough to see what they really should see in a guy. In fact, most girls never learn that - just look at how many choose scummy men who end up beating them and cheating on them. The point is, you don't want someone who expects that kind of behavior anyway. You should just be friends with the girls and find someone who appreciates you for the good guy you are.


Damn, I wish it was easier to wait till that happens. :lol:

So true. But remember, if things were always easy, we wouldn't appreciate them as much as when we have to strive for a goal. Man... I'm starting to sound old or something...

[Reality's Fringe]

Life's great when ya masturbate!<<Public Service Announcement brought to you in a joint effort between RF and CAG.

[jimbodan]

I don't believe morals are something that other people can tell you, you have to decide for yourself, simple as that. You have your opinion, I have mine.

i think agree with you to an extent.

murdering someone is morally wrong because you are robbing that person of their life and hurting their friends and family...argue the point

stealing money from a store is wrong because people work hard for that money and you didnt...argue the point

using a girl to get what you want is wrong because girls are not objects of gratification, they are humans, and no human deserves that....argue the point

ball's in your court jim

Huh? I think you guys are misunderstanding what I said, I honestly didn't even bother to read xboxmasters post because I felt it was irrelevant to my point. I could honestly care less what he does, I just think that when it comes to issues of morality you have to decide for yourself.

[digioverload]

Just rape the hot girl. That way you get everything. Isn't that obvious?

[punqsux]

I don't believe morals are something that other people can tell you, you have to decide for yourself, simple as that. You have your opinion, I have mine.

i think agree with you to an extent.

murdering someone is morally wrong because you are robbing that person of their life and hurting their friends and family...argue the point

stealing money from a store is wrong because people work hard for that money and you didnt...argue the point

using a girl to get what you want is wrong because girls are not objects of gratification, they are humans, and no human deserves that....argue the point

ball's in your court jim

Huh? I think you guys are misunderstanding what I said, I honestly didn't even bother to read xboxmasters post because I felt it was irrelevant to my point. I could honestly care less what he does, I just think that when it comes to issues of morality you have to decide for yourself.

then perhaps you should read before you start posting arbitrary statments that you cannot back up.

[MorPhiend]

I don't believe morals are something that other people can tell you, you have to decide for yourself, simple as that. You have your opinion, I have mine.

i think agree with you to an extent.

murdering someone is morally wrong because you are robbing that person of their life and hurting their friends and family...argue the point

stealing money from a store is wrong because people work hard for that money and you didnt...argue the point

using a girl to get what you want is wrong because girls are not objects of gratification, they are humans, and no human deserves that....argue the point

ball's in your court jim

Huh? I think you guys are misunderstanding what I said, I honestly didn't even bother to read xboxmasters post because I felt it was irrelevant to my point. I could honestly care less what he does, I just think that when it comes to issues of morality you have to decide for yourself.

But he is trying to decide for himself. Have you never asked for advice from anyone in your whole life?

[MorPhiend]

I don't think he is trying to lay his moral agency upon anyone's shoulders. Nor do I believe that anyone is trying to take such away from him. But only a fool would dare to think that they know the answers to all of life's questions and try to go through life without help.

[jimbodan]

I don't believe morals are something that other people can tell you, you have to decide for yourself, simple as that. You have your opinion, I have mine.

i think agree with you to an extent.

murdering someone is morally wrong because you are robbing that person of their life and hurting their friends and family...argue the point

stealing money from a store is wrong because people work hard for that money and you didnt...argue the point

using a girl to get what you want is wrong because girls are not objects of gratification, they are humans, and no human deserves that....argue the point

ball's in your court jim

Huh? I think you guys are misunderstanding what I said, I honestly didn't even bother to read xboxmasters post because I felt it was irrelevant to my point. I could honestly care less what he does, I just think that when it comes to issues of morality you have to decide for yourself.

then perhaps you should read before you start posting arbitrary statments that you cannot back up.

I read the title which basically asked if something was moral or immoral, and responded that I think morality is something you need to decide for youself.

I really don't understand what the big deal is with what I said? If I think something is moral then it is to ME no matter what anyone else says or thinks. That DOESN'T mean that society also thinks it is moral though.

[jlarlee]

It would be a better world if people took more time to make their decisions and asked for advice when they needed it. I applaud him

[MorPhiend]

It would be a better world if people took more time to make their decisions and asked for advice when they needed it. I applaud him

I agree. All of our parents have made the same mistakes we have. But most of us were too stupid to listen to them and had to learn the hard way. This young man is awesome. And he doesn't even reply to the morons making sick and depraved comments. That all shows how serious he is about the issue and how mature he is all around.

And jim, you started out by refuting what I said based upon a false premise so I restated and you tried to argue. I then showed you that you were arguing my very point and now you no longer ackonwledge me, but act attacked. As punq said, you mispoke without first observing and now have hurt your pride and cannot face it. Please let it drop and quit trying to spin the issue which you yourself attacked in the first place.

[Trakan]

Take the lap dance and go out with the ugly girl. Big deal. Like someone else said, have fun. It would be wrong to take the lap dance and not go out with the ugly girl. Just my opinion.

[sj41]

Come on, XboxMaster. You know you want some.

[Noodle Pirate!]

Aaah :P Grade school romances. This sounds like an episode of 90210 or something.
Why in hell's name would anyone offer a lapdance for such a thing? Even if this episode were true, you would be silly to believe the lapdance girl. Feck's sake, be an adult about this and if you dont wish to go out with the fugly girl, and she has asked you, dont beat around the bush. Tell her your honest feelings and get on with life.
If you do wish to go out with her, tell her.
Why must everyone make such a drama out of everything.

P.S. the general rule about immorality is that if you even have to ask , then there must be some doubt in your mind and therefore it is at the very least somewhat immoral.. Everyone knows the difference between right and wrong, its just hard to choose right when wrong looks so much better.

[Riptard]

Don't be an ass when you're young, you'll regret it later.

I think the exact opposite is true. :wink:

[crazytalkx]

Damn it sucks being asked out by ugly/fat girls. I've had to suffer through this 2 times and I felt like an ass after I said no.

[the_gloaming]

It's wrong, but do it anyway.

[crazytalkx]

I would never do that for JUST a lap dance. Tis' not worth yee humiliation.

[pimp tyranny]

yeah, it's an awkward situation...

but do get that lapdance.

[WhipSmartBanky]

If you want to have some fun, go back and tell the ugly girl what her hot friend did. Stir the shit and let them deal with it. Sure it's the asshole thing to do, but it sounds like they deserve it.

[XboxMaster]

If you want to have some fun, go back and tell the ugly girl what her hot friend did. Stir the shit and let them deal with it. Sure it's the asshole thing to do, but it sounds like they deserve it.


I almost wish I had the callousness to do that--but I don't. I'm just gonna decline the hot girl's offer I guess. That is, if she says I can't get a lapdance just for the heck of it, which I'm gonna ask her.

[zewone]

If you want to have some fun, go back and tell the ugly girl what her hot friend did. Stir the shit and let them deal with it. Sure it's the asshole thing to do, but it sounds like they deserve it.


I almost wish I had the callousness to do that--but I don't. I'm just gonna decline the hot girl's offer I guess. That is, if she says I can't get a lapdance just for the heck of it, which I'm gonna ask her.

Smart move. Thats your best bet.

[GuilewasNK]

Just rape the hot girl. That way you get everything. Isn't that obvious?

Rape is a serious thing and should not even be joked about here. Ever. :evil:

[sblymnlcrymnl]

Just rape the hot girl. That way you get everything. Isn't that obvious?

Rape is a serious thing and should not even be joked about here. Ever. :evil:

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[GuilewasNK]

Maybe I don't find this funny because I know how it feels for someone close to you to be raped.

[cag1000]

heres what u do
depending on what year of hs u are
keep up a decent apparence with this girl till u are out of hs
if shes not as bad looking as you say then wait till after u graduate then bang her then
it will save u from being knwon as the guy that banged the corny girl and wont fuck u up for the other hotties while u are still in school
if u get with this girl she will open her mouth and fuck u for your remaining hs years
when u are both older and shes even sluttier in college then u can bang her at will since shes been wanting to get with u for so long and no rumors.
trust me it works just b patient and u can do what u want with her when shes older skanier and more experinced.

[x0thedeadzone0x]

Maybe I don't find this funny because I know how it feels for someone close to you to be raped.

I know exactly how you feel, but some people don't give a shit at how completely unclassy their jokes or comments are, so they say them anyways.

[jaykrue]

There is no absolute right or wrong - just different viewpoints. One person's right is another's wrong. One person's hell is another's heaven. Conclusion? I'm always right and everyone else is wrong. :lol: sorry! Too - Much - Fable!

[XboxMaster]

Hey, well, I'm about to turn this into a girl advice thread in a couple of hours when I ask some question.

[Noodle Pirate!]

Wow after reading this thread, my opinion of 75% of the CAG posting community just took a dump. Congrats on being a bunch of certified retards with your answers. I hope to god some of you guys never have the opportunity to get close to a girl. I fear for the human race's future. :evil:

[subparplasma]

Just rape the hot girl. That way you get everything. Isn't that obvious?

Rape is a serious thing and should not even be joked about here. Ever. :evil:

http://www.tshirthell.com/shirts/products/a247/a247.gif (http://www.tshirthell.com/store/product.php?productid=247)

I have that T-Shirt, and the "I swear I didn't know she was three" shirt, but the last time I wore that I ran into a group of guys who didn't find it quite funny. :oops: Needless to say I try not to wear it places where I can't make a fast escape.


This whole topic shouldn't have been discussing morals, but pondering what was offered. Do you really want her to know you can be bought off by a mere lap dance? You tell that bitch to get you a mint copy of Gitaroo Man and you'll show her friend the time of her fucking life.

[Edit] - I can't spell tonight.

[biggestinuyashafan]

don't take the lap dance, go on a date with the annoying girl and treat her really nice so that she will brag to her friends about you,especially if it is the hot one which will improve your chances with her by doing both of what i suggested. i'm not old, seeing as i am only 19 and i know that you worry about what people think of you, but you will understand later on it doesn't matter what people say about you, so you should try learning early or you could miss out on some really great opportunities. it really doesn't matter what a girl looks like (i know that may sound stupid to some younger people), but it is how the girl treats you is really what matters.

[XboxMaster]

Wow after reading this thread, my opinion of 75% of the CAG posting community just took a dump. Congrats on being a bunch of certified retards with your answers. I hope to god some of you guys never have the opportunity to get close to a girl. I fear for the human race's future. :evil:


I don't know what you're talking about. Half the posts on this thread are sensible and tell me not to take the lapdance, which is the right thing to do. The other half are posts joking about the subject. So how the hell does this lower your look on the CAG community. Also, saying that you hope no one on this forum gets near a girl only strengthens the steryotype that gamers probably don't get girls. Le't see here. What kind of forum are you on? A game forum. Yes, you're on here too, you dumb fuck, so you just kinda told yourself off. Good day to you, and go fuck yourself.

[zionoverfire]

Wow after reading this thread, my opinion of 75% of the CAG posting community just took a dump. Congrats on being a bunch of certified retards with your answers. I hope to god some of you guys never have the opportunity to get close to a girl. I fear for the human race's future. :evil:


I don't know what you're talking about. Half the posts on this thread are sensible and tell me not to take the lapdance, which is the right thing to do. The other half are posts joking about the subject. So how the hell does this lower your look on the CAG community. Also, saying that you hope no one on this forum gets near a girl only strengthens the steryotype that gamers probably don't get girls. Le't see here. What kind of forum are you on? A game forum. Yes, you're on here too, you dumb shaq-fu, so you just kinda told yourself off. Good day to you, and go shaq-fu yourself.

Wait no one's honestly said to take it? well then:

Take it! Take it! your a friggin teenager these are the best years of your life go do stupid things you'll thank yourself later. :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

There now you have a devil to balance out those damn harping angels.

[lord_ebonstone]

Simple.

Talk to the hot one. Tell her she's hot. Tell her you'd like that lap dance and then some--tell her you'd like to be of service too.

She knows she's hot, she knows she's attractive to you. Play fierce. Let her know you know. Try to get the hot one to go out with you.

Now, this is a flawless fool-proof plan, and here's why:

1.) She'll say yes. With a drop of suave and sense, you'll get more than a lapdance, or perhaps a lapdance with fewer clothes on. With a little emotion, fake or not, you might get that and more on a regular basis.

2.) She'll say no. You'll be utterly ostracized and hated in that ugly girl's group, which means you'll finally have those harpies out of your hair. You can safely ignore the ugly chick and get on with your life and away from the drama.

The big thing is: force the hot girl into saying yes or no. If she tries to change the subject back to Senora Ugly, say, "That's all well and good, but what I'm really interested in is you."

BE AGGRESSIVE. Chances are the (insecure) hot girl is trying to live vicariously through the fat chick. A girl wouldn't offer a guy she wasn't attracted to a lap dance for any reason, unless she was a dancer and trying to get money.

Look at the facts:

-The hot girl is willing to rub her ass on your crotch.
-The hot girl is willing to engage in intimate conversation with you.

This probably means the hot girl would hook up with you, if not more. So go for that.

You have much to gain here and nothing to lose. Quite frankly, I envy your position. Take the advice of someone older and objective to the situation--move in on the hottie. You'll get what you want irregardless of how she responds.

[biggestinuyashafan]

Simple.

Talk to the hot one. Tell her she's hot. Tell her you'd like that lap dance and then some--tell her you'd like to be of service too.

She knows she's hot, she knows she's attractive to you. Play fierce. Let her know you know. Try to get the hot one to go out with you.

Now, this is a flawless fool-proof plan, and here's why:

1.) She'll say yes. With a drop of suave and sense, you'll get more than a lapdance, or perhaps a lapdance with fewer clothes on. With a little emotion, fake or not, you might get that and more on a regular basis.

2.) She'll say no. You'll be utterly ostracized and hated in that ugly girl's group, which means you'll finally have those harpies out of your hair. You can safely ignore the ugly chick and get on with your life and away from the drama.

The big thing is: force the hot girl into saying yes or no. If she tries to change the subject back to Senora Ugly, say, "That's all well and good, but what I'm really interested in is you."

BE AGGRESSIVE. Chances are the (insecure) hot girl is trying to live vicariously through the fat chick. A girl wouldn't offer a guy she wasn't attracted to a lap dance for any reason, unless she was a dancer and trying to get money.

Look at the facts:

-The hot girl is willing to rub her ass on your crotch.
-The hot girl is willing to engage in intimate conversation with you.

This probably means the hot girl would hook up with you, if not more. So go for that.

You have much to gain here and nothing to lose. Quite frankly, I envy your position. Take the advice of someone older and objective to the situation--move in on the hottie. You'll get what you want irregardless of how she responds.

only problem with this is that he would like to be a gentleman from my understanding from reading this and doing that is not very gentleman like. sure it may seem really good now, but most girls like gentleman in my opinion and that will help you out later on when you are looking to get serious with a girl (you know like a long-term thing). you will get plenty of things in college (seeing as everyone else says that since i haven't been yet) and there is nothing to risk there since a lot of the time someone is drunk or just doesn't care.

[snotknocker]

I would pass on this offer if I were you. I have found through my experiences that you have to be the aggressive one when dealing with women. This may sound a little bold but do yourself a favor and try this:

Go up to a girl that you have a strong attraction to and just go for it. Tell her something like you've always found her quite attractive and was wondering if you could hook up and go out sometime. Be blunt don't beat around the bush. Show confidence and don't be dissappointed if she rejects you. Just move on and find another hot chick and do the same thing. Sooner or later you'll hook up with someone. But if you don't venture to gain something you never will.

I've never considered myself a really good looking guy or anything like that. I've always been overweight and not a flashy dresser, BUT! I've always got the hot chick ever since I started dating. Sure I've been rejected, slapped in the face too many times to mention and even kicked in the balls a few times. but the bottom line is I've always come out on top. All my friends used to be amazed at how I was always hooking up with the fine babes. If I could do it anyone can.... except maybe DLF. Just go for it

[el bobo]

Make a proposition with the hot girl, tell her that you will go out with her friend for a while (Unspecified amount) if you would go out with me for a month. There you go! Lapdance+Free Food+Hot Chick+ Giving El Bobo all your money= Happy!
The last part is a joke, since some CAGers are getting pretty annoyed with this topic I thought I should at least mention that...

[Pezdro]

When I was a young man of 15, I was a jumbled bag of ragin' hormones who was troubled with the opposite sex. I could not in any form or fashion figure them out or decide what to do.

I had an older cousin, in his late 20's, who was successful and very popular with the ladies. I came to him and ask him, what he did when he was a younger man. How was he able to get their girls to fuck him?

He laughed, and told me that he didn't get any until he went to college. I was a bit suprised by that. I had seen my cousin with several attractive ladies growing up, and his fiance was a knockout. This could not be true at all.

He then told me the secret to why his high school years had been so booty free. He had just not bother getting involved with the hunt for girls in high school. He made no active advances towards females at all. Instead, he spent those years, cultivating his mind, his personality and his body. He took the energy that many of us devote towards getting people to fuck us and applied it internally.

This energy was used in such a productive manner, that he no longer had to extert it to find women but instead they would go out of their way to seek him. They would be drawn to him solely based on what a great individual he was.

Many people here will impart some pratical experience upon you that I not only learned from my cousin but that I saw in action too.

The girls in high school and middle school are not worth any of the energy you put towards them. You are better off not turning yourself into a dickhead just to recieve a fleeting moment from a girl that you won't even care about in 5 years. The hot friend is obviously testing her sexual power over men by making you do something that she knows you don't want to do. Don't be a subject in her experiment.

[Cornfedwb]

I would pass on this offer if I were you. I have found through my experiences that you have to be the aggressive one when dealing with women. This may sound a little bold but do yourself a favor and try this:

Go up to a girl that you have a strong attraction to and just go for it. Tell her something like you've always found her quite attractive and was wondering if you could hook up and go out sometime. Be blunt don't beat around the bush. Show confidence and don't be dissappointed if she rejects you. Just move on and find another hot chick and do the same thing. Sooner or later you'll hook up with someone. But if you don't venture to gain something you never will.

I've never considered myself a really good looking guy or anything like that. I've always been overweight and not a flashy dresser, BUT! I've always got the hot chick ever since I started dating. Sure I've been rejected, slapped in the face too many times to mention and even kicked in the balls a few times. but the bottom line is I've always come out on top. All my friends used to be amazed at how I was always hooking up with the fine babes. If I could do it anyone can.... except maybe DLF. Just go for it

I couldn't agree more, it all comes down to attitude and agressiveness. In HS I was in great shape, played every sport, etc.. never did real well getting the hot girl. Once I got older, I learned the game, believe you're the shit, and keep trying, no matter what happens.. I was out of shape, looked worse than I did in HS and was hitting the cream of the crop.. 9s, 10s, whatever I wanted pretty much. And yea, you get rejected terribly from time to time, you get the occasional slap, but you also go out to your truck with the hottest girl in the club from time to time. Oh yeah, I was with Peter Frampton's daughter... boo-yah ;)

The most important way to get a woman.. is believing you are the perfect guy, exactly what she wants. I don't mean being an egotistical asshole, just having an air about you. Men that haven't tried it have no idea how well it works, a man that exudes confidence in himself and his surroundings is sexier than a billionaire Don Juan to the majority of women.

On topic though.. don't ever take bribes to date a girl you wouldn't normally. Here's what will probably happen.. you'll hate dating the girl, have a terrible time; her friends (including the hot one) will never date you, they'll look down on you; you'll be rediculed in school; and you'll have trouble getting with any of the girls when they find out what happened.

And finally... does noone have a problem with 13 year old girls offering lap dances to get their friend a date? I mean seriously, that sickens me.

[Gothic Walrus]

Wow after reading this thread, my opinion of 75% of the CAG posting community just took a dump. Congrats on being a bunch of certified retards with your answers. I hope to god some of you guys never have the opportunity to get close to a girl. I fear for the human race's future. :evil:


I don't know what you're talking about. Half the posts on this thread are sensible and tell me not to take the lapdance, which is the right thing to do. The other half are posts joking about the subject. So how the hell does this lower your look on the CAG community. Also, saying that you hope no one on this forum gets near a girl only strengthens the steryotype that gamers probably don't get girls. Le't see here. What kind of forum are you on? A game forum. Yes, you're on here too, you dumb shaq-fu, so you just kinda told yourself off. Good day to you, and go shaq-fu yourself.

Simple - this isn't the kind of thing that you joke about.

If you ARE that immature, then you don't need to be around girls. Ever. It's not funny to say "Ooh! Rape her!" It's also not funny to fuck with the emotions of people.

I have no idea if you've made your decision or not yet, but I'd suggest - strongly - that you don't do it. If you don't want the relationship, don't get into it. Simple as that. Besides...you're too damn young to be getting lap dances.

[XboxMaster]

Wow after reading this thread, my opinion of 75% of the CAG posting community just took a dump. Congrats on being a bunch of certified retards with your answers. I hope to god some of you guys never have the opportunity to get close to a girl. I fear for the human race's future. :evil:


I don't know what you're talking about. Half the posts on this thread are sensible and tell me not to take the lapdance, which is the right thing to do. The other half are posts joking about the subject. So how the hell does this lower your look on the CAG community. Also, saying that you hope no one on this forum gets near a girl only strengthens the steryotype that gamers probably don't get girls. Le't see here. What kind of forum are you on? A game forum. Yes, you're on here too, you dumb shaq-fu, so you just kinda told yourself off. Good day to you, and go shaq-fu yourself.

Simple - this isn't the kind of thing that you joke about.

If you ARE that immature, then you don't need to be around girls. Ever. It's not funny to say "Ooh! Rape her!" It's also not funny to shaq-fu with the emotions of people.

I have no idea if you've made your decision or not yet, but I'd suggest - strongly - that you don't do it. If you don't want the relationship, don't get into it. Simple as that. Besides...you're too damn young to be getting lap dances.


I defined the joking posts as the ones that would say something like, "Take the lapdance and forget the ugly girl." My definition of those joking posts did not include the one that had rape in it. Personally, I think that is also wrong.


Now, back on subject. Wow, this is really making sense now. Thanks for the advice. You can keep it comin' if you like, I'd appreciate it.

[Noodle Pirate!]

Wow after reading this thread, my opinion of 75% of the CAG posting community just took a dump. Congrats on being a bunch of certified retards with your answers. I hope to god some of you guys never have the opportunity to get close to a girl. I fear for the human race's future. :evil:


I don't know what you're talking about. Half the posts on this thread are sensible and tell me not to take the lapdance, which is the right thing to do. The other half are posts joking about the subject. So how the hell does this lower your look on the CAG community. Also, saying that you hope no one on this forum gets near a girl only strengthens the steryotype that gamers probably don't get girls. Le't see here. What kind of forum are you on? A game forum. Yes, you're on here too, you dumb shaq-fu, so you just kinda told yourself off. Good day to you, and go shaq-fu yourself.


Lo,l this just reinforces my beliefe that some of you are a bit too immature to be dealing with this subject at this time in your life. 50% ? I think you are giving a bit more credit then is due.
- "Also, saying that you hope no one on this forum gets near a girl only strengthens the steryotype that gamers probably don't get girls. Le't see here. What kind of forum are you on? A game forum. Yes, you're on here too, you dumb shaq-fu, so you just kinda told yourself off. Good day to you, and go shaq-fu yourself." -

As to this remark, I don't quite understand what you are trying to point out. However the fact that I find some of the remarks appalling don't really qualify me as the "fuck the girl any chance I get" crowd as some of the posters here seem to think. I find some of the posts to be a bit on the offensive side and nowhere near the realm of "good advice".
If you put yourself in the "ugly girl's" shoes, you would know what the right answer is instead of asking and trying to be funny? / cool?
Be a man and treat her and her friends with respect. A girl is NOT a piece of meat to be used for sex or to inflate your ego. You never know if you will run into her later in life or if she will be in a position to penalize you for your shoody treatment of her in high school.
You can insult me all you want, and thats cool with me. Call me a gamer with no life or whatever the cool insult is. At the end of the day, I can live with myself and be proud of my actions, whereas you or your "cool" freinds can live with the fact that you took a large chunk out of someone's self esteem just to inflate your own. :) The winner is you! Congratulations!

[XboxMaster]

Wow after reading this thread, my opinion of 75% of the CAG posting community just took a dump. Congrats on being a bunch of certified retards with your answers. I hope to god some of you guys never have the opportunity to get close to a girl. I fear for the human race's future. :evil:


I don't know what you're talking about. Half the posts on this thread are sensible and tell me not to take the lapdance, which is the right thing to do. The other half are posts joking about the subject. So how the hell does this lower your look on the CAG community. Also, saying that you hope no one on this forum gets near a girl only strengthens the steryotype that gamers probably don't get girls. Le't see here. What kind of forum are you on? A game forum. Yes, you're on here too, you dumb shaq-fu, so you just kinda told yourself off. Good day to you, and go shaq-fu yourself.


Lo,l this just reinforces my beliefe that some of you are a bit too immature to be dealing with this subject at this time in your life. 50% ? I think you are giving a bit more credit then is due.
- "Also, saying that you hope no one on this forum gets near a girl only strengthens the steryotype that gamers probably don't get girls. Le't see here. What kind of forum are you on? A game forum. Yes, you're on here too, you dumb shaq-fu, so you just kinda told yourself off. Good day to you, and go shaq-fu yourself." -

As to this remark, I don't quite understand what you are trying to point out. However the fact that I find some of the remarks appalling don't really qualify me as the "shaq-fu the girl any chance I get" crowd as some of the posters here seem to think. I find some of the posts to be a bit on the offensive side and nowhere near the realm of "good advice".
If you put yourself in the "ugly girl's" shoes, you would know what the right answer is instead of asking and trying to be funny? / cool?
Be a man and treat her and her friends with respect. A girl is NOT a piece of meat to be used for sex or to inflate your ego. You never know if you will run into her later in life or if she will be in a position to penalize you for your shoody treatment of her in high school.
You can insult me all you want, and thats cool with me. Call me a gamer with no life or whatever the cool insult is. At the end of the day, I can live with myself and be proud of my actions, whereas you or your "cool" freinds can live with the fact that you took a large chunk out of someone's self esteem just to inflate your own. :) The winner is you! Congratulations!


Yay, I win!!!

[MorPhiend]

Wow after reading this thread, my opinion of 75% of the CAG posting community just took a dump. Congrats on being a bunch of certified retards with your answers. I hope to god some of you guys never have the opportunity to get close to a girl. I fear for the human race's future. :evil:

Agreed.

[MorPhiend]

And finally... does noone have a problem with 13 year old girls offering lap dances to get their friend a date? I mean seriously, that sickens me.

Sadly, that is what our society has come to. Just look at Britney Spears and the Olsen twins. Little girls watch them, want to run around town in halter tops and daisy dukes and their parents think it's cute...

[MorPhiend]

If I could do it anyone can.... except maybe DLF.

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[ZeroSupporT]

Its the sad fact of society, I am 20 and when I was 14 I got flashed by a girl, and actually felt bad about it, at first, I mean at that age it is hard to comprehend alot of this stuff. My suggestion is to stay out of trouble (i.e. parents or teachers finding out) just leave well enough alone.