JSweeney's Happy Fun Good Time Thread

[JSweeney]

Yep. Looking around at recent threads and posts, there's been some negativity. I know I've been just as guilty of it as everyone else, so I figured a thread dedicated to being happy and being nice to each other would be helpful. :)

Let's start it off on the right foot with the Happy Happy Joy Joy song!

Hello, boys and girls. This is your old pal, Stinky Wizzleteats. This is a song about a whale. No! This is a song about being happy! That's right! It's the Happy Happy Joy Joy song!

Happy Happy Joy Joy Happy Happy Joy Joy
Happy Happy Joy Joy Happy Happy Joy Joy
Happy Happy Joy Joy Happy Happy Joy Joy
Happy Happy Joy Joy Joy!
I don't think you're happy enough! That's right! I'll teach you to be happy! I'll teach your grandmother to suck eggs! Now, boys and girls, let's try it again!

Happy Happy Joy Joy Happy Happy Joy Joy
Happy Happy Joy Joy Happy Happy Joy Joy
Happy Happy Joy Joy Happy Happy Joy Joy
Happy Happy Joy Joy Joy!
If'n you aint the grandaddy of all liars! The little critters of nature... They don't know that they're ugly! That's very funny, a fly marrying a bumblebee! I told you I'd shoot! But you didn't believe me! Why didn't you believe me?!

Happy Happy Joy Joy Happy Happy Joy Joy
Happy Happy Joy Joy Happy Happy Joy Joy
Happy Happy Joy Joy Happy Happy Joy Joy
Happy Happy Happy Happy
Happy Happy Happy Happy
Happy Happy Joy Joy Joy!

Now be happy and be nice to each other dammit!! :) :) :)

[greendj27]

I love you man....

Wait, that might be too nice. Aww, fuck it.

I still love you, man.

[Kain Vincent]

Ah! That song is now stuck in my head again.

[Mr. Anderson]

Aw, group hug.

[Admiral Ackbar]

It's a trap!

[JSweeney]

You know, I don't think anyone's every really said it, but there are some rather nice retail clerks out there. They'll put up with people heaping coupons on, or coming up with deals to good to be true, but they very politely do thier job and make visiting those stores a pleasure.

It seems kind of odd that with all of the shopping everyone on here does that you really don't hear about all of the good service you get, but rather it gets bogged down in the negative of the situation, or the great service one recieved gets lost in ones excitement for getting a great deal.

For example, at the EB and Gamerushes close to my house, there are some really nice clerks that really do thier jobs well.. even times where I've gone in and just browsed, I don't think I've ever walked out of either store in a worse mode than when I went in.

I think that's actually better than them always having the great deal I want all the time... sometime having to hunt down that great deal is half the fun... and sometimes even more fun that the item you actually buy turns out to be.

[hiccupleftovers]

this is not the true JSweeney that we have come to love. Bah...It's an imposter, he wouldn't act this nice.

[johnnyoski]

this is not the true JSweeney that we have come to love. Bah...It's an imposter, he wouldn't act this nice.

Quick, check the IP address. Someone's hacked into his CAG account!

[Gothic Walrus]

This thread just wouldn't be complete without...

http://www.1lovecards.com/ecard/images/cute/puppies.jpg

http://www.whisperwoodcats.com/cute2.jpg

http://www.gardenbuddies.com/articles/jan04/carolyn/No.%205%20-%20DW's%20photo%20of%20baby%20penguins.jpg

I love you, JSweeney!

*hugs*

[Gothic Walrus]

EDIT: I double posted, but the first post was the sarcastic one. I think I'm entitled to a serious one too. :)

You know, I don't think anyone's every really said it, but there are some rather nice retail clerks out there. They'll put up with people heaping coupons on, or coming up with deals to good to be true, but they very politely do thier job and make visiting those stores a pleasure.

It seems kind of odd that with all of the shopping everyone on here does that you really don't hear about all of the good service you get, but rather it gets bogged down in the negative of the situation, or the great service one recieved gets lost in ones excitement for getting a great deal.

For example, at the EB and Gamerushes close to my house, there are some really nice clerks that really do thier jobs well.. even times where I've gone in and just browsed, I don't think I've ever walked out of either store in a worse mode than when I went in.

I think that's actually better than them always having the great deal I want all the time... sometime having to hunt down that great deal is half the fun... and sometimes even more fun that the item you actually buy turns out to be.

People tend to focus on the bad instead of the good, and that holds true for most aspects of life.

We've all had good experiences, but we don't share them. Maybe happiness is more fleeting than anger. Maybe society has taught us that bad events are more important than good ones. It could just be that bad days make better stories. In the end, we've got to remember that those are just isolated experiences. We'll have bad and good in our lives...we just need to focus on the good instead of the bad.

An EB opened by the Wal-Mart near my house a few months ago. Almost every experience I've had in the store has been good. I have yet to hear the clerks get mad at a customer or to see them not doing their job. Like JSweeney said, I'm usually in a better mood when I leave the store than I was in when I went into it.

I think it all comes down to perspective in the end, though.

[Doylerulez]

You know, I don't think anyone's every really said it, but there are some rather nice retail clerks out there. They'll put up with people heaping coupons on, or coming up with deals to good to be true, but they very politely do thier job and make visiting those stores a pleasure.

It seems kind of odd that with all of the shopping everyone on here does that you really don't hear about all of the good service you get, but rather it gets bogged down in the negative of the situation, or the great service one recieved gets lost in ones excitement for getting a great deal.


There was this awsome clerk at Circuit City who was nice enough to hold Pikmin 2(with free shirt) for me after I had went to the 2 other local stores and found out they lied/didn't know they had none left in stock. When I called, he said they weren't allowed to hold items, but when I got there he had it in his drawer, just for me. He kicked so much ass.

I was like Pedro crying twin waterfalls

http://www.absoluteanime.com/excel_saga/_pedro.jpg

[JSweeney]

The brighter the picture, the darker the negative.

I've just been going back and looking at posts over the pasts few months, and in general, the site is trending towards more negativity.
Perhaps it's the season change, or the elections, but in seeing that trend, I thought to myself... I said "Self, do I really want to be this negative all the time?"

The answer was no.
I figured, even if the rest of the board gets negative, this could serve as a bastion of hope and positivity. Kind of like an offshoot of the constantly evolving off topic topic, but more positive in it's outlook.

[hiccupleftovers]

Yes the site has been a little more negative at times, but overall I think the wonderful moderator stuff (congrats sneakypenguin and stealthyseal) have governed the website alright. There are those though that will still ruin the fun of others.

[PsyClerk]

this is not the true JSweeney that we have come to love. Bah...It's an imposter, he wouldn't act this nice.

Naw, JSweeney is pretty cool, he just seems, well...not nice sometimes because he fights the good fight with extreme prejudice.

More on-topic, I always have great experiences at EB and GameStop when I can get to them. One time I wore my CAG shirt to an EB and one of the female clerks, who was pretty easy on the eyes, gave me head. True story.

[hiccupleftovers]

this is not the true JSweeney that we have come to love. Bah...It's an imposter, he wouldn't act this nice.

Naw, JSweeney is pretty cool, he just seems, well...not nice sometimes because he fights the good fight with extreme prejudice.

More on-topic, I always have great experiences at EB and GameStop when I can get to them. One time I wore my CAG shirt to an EB and one of the female clerks, who was pretty easy on the eyes, gave me head. True story.

What good fight mihgt that be?? Sort of sounds Don Quixoteish (sp).

I wish that would happen to me at any store. Was it just becasue of the t-shirt? IF so I'm not wasting anymore time and buying one.

[Gothic Walrus]

The brighter the picture, the darker the negative.

I've just been going back and looking at posts over the pasts few months, and in general, the site is trending towards more negativity.
Perhaps it's the season change, or the elections, but in seeing that trend, I thought to myself... I said "Self, do I really want to be this negative all the time?"

The answer was no.
I figured, even if the rest of the board gets negative, this could serve as a bastion of hope and positivity. Kind of like an offshoot of the constantly evolving off topic topic, but more positive in it's outlook.

Stupid as this sounds...I'm beginning to look at my life because of this post. I'm too damn negative, and I don't like being this way. Maybe it's time for me to try and change that...

[Backlash]

Negativity is stressful and bad for your health. Long live cutesy crap! Seriously, being positive is fun and good for you.

[Zenithian Legend]

:grouphug:

[dcfox]

Speaking of cutesy crap, I bought a fuzzy Hamtaro piggy bank at the KB half off sale over the weekend. I have it on my desk right next to my computer, so for a good portion of the day I end up looking at this:

http://www.toysnjoys.com/hamtaro/jumboplush_sm.jpg

[CaptainObviousXl]

zoloft

[darekIsAwesome]

uh oh

[JSweeney]

Speaking of cutesy crap, I bought a fuzzy Hamtaro piggy bank at the KB half off sale over the weekend. I have it on my desk right next to my computer, so for a good portion of the day I end up looking at this:

http://www.toysnjoys.com/hamtaro/jumboplush_sm.jpg

It's hamtaro time
coosh-coosh ticky-ticky wooooooo

Hamtaro
(When we work together it's much better)
My best friend
(We like sunflower seeds krump-krump-krump)
(My ham-hams)
If she heads for trouble we won't let her
(Hamtaro)
Little hamsters, big adventures

Laura's gone to shcool
Lets go to are ham-ham clubhouse
We can fix your troubles,
Just be quiet as a mouse!
Watch out for those cats,
You know they're smarter than you think!
But if we work together,
We can make their plan sink
wwwoooooooooo

(Hamtaro)
Snoozer, Howdy, Penelepe, Panda
(My best friend)
Oxnard, Biju, Cappy, Maxwell
(My ham-ham)
Dexter, Boss, Pashmina, Jingle
(Hamtaro)
Little hamsters, big adventures

*Hamtaro*
'xcuse me while I work out gotta run on my wheel,
weeeeeeeeee!!!!

(Hamtaro)
Hamtaro's here to help you
(Hamtaro)
Hamtaro's team is for you

HAMTARO!!!!

[hiccupleftovers]

^^^Uh Oh what?

[JSweeney]

Uh Oh! Uh Oh!
Ladies and Gentlemen... we have Uh oh!

Uh Oh!!

[dcfox]

Speaking of cutesy crap, I bought a fuzzy Hamtaro piggy bank at the KB half off sale over the weekend. I have it on my desk right next to my computer, so for a good portion of the day I end up looking at this:

http://www.toysnjoys.com/hamtaro/jumboplush_sm.jpg

It's hamtaro time
coosh-coosh ticky-ticky wooooooo

Hamtaro
(When we work together it's much better)
My best friend
(We like sunflower seeds krump-krump-krump)
(My ham-hams)
If she heads for trouble we won't let her
(Hamtaro)
Little hamsters, big adventures

Laura's gone to shcool
Lets go to are ham-ham clubhouse
We can fix your troubles,
Just be quiet as a mouse!
Watch out for those cats,
You know they're smarter than you think!
But if we work together,
We can make their plan sink
wwwoooooooooo

(Hamtaro)
Snoozer, Howdy, Penelepe, Panda
(My best friend)
Oxnard, Biju, Cappy, Maxwell
(My ham-ham)
Dexter, Boss, Pashmina, Jingle
(Hamtaro)
Little hamsters, big adventures

*Hamtaro*
'xcuse me while I work out gotta run on my wheel,
weeeeeeeeee!!!!

(Hamtaro)
Hamtaro's here to help you
(Hamtaro)
Hamtaro's team is for you

HAMTARO!!!!

Little known fact: Hamtaro was actually my first avatar. But later I changed once I had my detachable penis back.

I woke up this morning with a bad hangover
And my penis was missing again.
This happens all the time.
It's detachable.

[x0thedeadzone0x]

You suck and you smell bad. :P

What, I noticed the lack of hate over here... and figured I would keep it to a nice happy medium.

BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURN.

:twisted:

[JSweeney]

Awww, isn't that cute?
Deadzone was lonely and wanted some attention.
Awwww.

[Backlash]

I may smell bad, but you have a nice avatar. So there!

[hiccupleftovers]

Awww, isn't that cute?
Deadzone was lonely and wanted some attention.
Awwww.

He's going back to his ways...Awww how cute.

[x0thedeadzone0x]

Awww, isn't that cute?
Deadzone was lonely and wanted some attention.
Awwww.

I'm the one that's begging for attention?

*looks at the 2 threads Jsweeney has made begging to be flame-bait*

*looks at this*

*looks at every post JS has ever made...

ever*


Mmm... OK. I guess you win. :o *tosses the horns and walks off*

[hiccupleftovers]

Awww, isn't that cute?
Deadzone was lonely and wanted some attention.
Awwww.

I'm the one that's begging for attention?

*looks at the 2 threads Jsweeney has made begging to be flame-bait*

*looks at this*

*looks at every post JS has ever made...

ever*


Mmm... OK. I guess you win. :o *tosses the horns and walks off*

You must be in a bad mood. Can't we all just get along :grouphug: Group Hug. Now kiss and make up.

[hiccupleftovers]

I think we've used the grouphug emoticon today more today than ever before. Also all in this thread.

[FriskyTanuki]

Uh Oh! Uh Oh!
Ladies and Gentlemen... we have Uh oh!

Uh Oh!!

We have "Uh Oh," over!

[x0thedeadzone0x]

Fluffy things... burning out.... EYEBALLS!

NOOOOOOOOOOOO!

:hot:

And :lol: at Backlash, I was owned'dd :P

[greendj27]

How can we not be happy when we see hiccupleftovers dancing droids!! :rofl:

[Gothic Walrus]

Fluffy things... burning out.... EYEBALLS!

NOOOOOOOOOOOO!

:hot:

And :lol: at Backlash, I was owned'dd :P

You know, they have medicines to treat that kind of thing...

Seriously...why rain on the most optimistic topic in the history of CAG? Even I can't bring myself to do that...

Another picture of a cute and fluffy thing. We should make this a requirement for the thread... :wink:

http://www.geocities.com/solmes.geo/baxter01.jpg

[sblymnlcrymnl]

http://members.ozemail.com.au/~feen/SCAN3CUB.JPG

[Backlash]

Actually, that thing looks a bit scary. Have you ever noticed that people think squirrels are cute, but up close they're really just big rats with fluffy tails. I'm not really sure where I'm going with this.

In other news, this is my 500th post. I'd like to thank my job, where I've been stranded at the client site for the last three months, making this possible.

Edit: I was referring to the pic posted by Gothic_Walrus, but sbly posted while I was typing.

[JSweeney]

Being stranded at work and forced to hang around your phone/pc does tend to lead to large spurts in the number of posts one makes, doesn't it?

[JSweeney]

Happiness is a hard master—particularly other people’s happiness. Aldous Huxley

[sblymnlcrymnl]

Happiness is a hard master—particularly other people’s happiness. Aldous Huxley

Happiness can exist only in acceptance. George Orwell

[JSweeney]

Oh there are days, when skies are grey
And everything goes wrong
When I start yelling, "Go away!"
And people say, "So long!"
When everything's in disarray
I'm right where I belong
When fun's away on holiday
This grouch must sing this song

I'm sad, because I'm happy
And I'm happy, 'cause I'm mad
And I'm mad, 'cause it sounds sappy
To be happy when you're sad

Yes there are days when skies are grey
And all the world looks yucky
When clouds and rain won't go away
And the road I'm on turns mucky
My feet splash in the mud, and hey,
My toes get wet and gucky
Yes everything just goes my way
I feel so gosh-darn lucky!

(The Grouch Choir joins in)

I'm sad, because I'm happy
And I'm happy, 'cause I'm mad
And I'm mad, 'cause it sounds sappy
To be happy when you're sad

Oscar: Everybody sing!

(sung in grand style)

I'm sad, because I'm happy
And I'm happy, 'cause I'm mad
And I'm mad, 'cause it sounds sappy
To be happy when you're sad

(spoken, with music still playing)

Oscar: Ah, I wish every day was like this!

Grungetta: Ah, me too, Oscie!

Oscar: Well, if wishes were garbage trucks, grouches would ride.

Grungetta: So true, so true!

Oscar: Let's just enjoy the moment. Yeah.

http://www.filmwise.com/contests/contest_15/image_12.jpg

[hiccupleftovers]

That's an awesome Grouch pic, it's almost sig. worthy. Hmmmm....

[Reality's Fringe]

That's an awesome Grouch pic, it's almost sig. worthy. Hmmmm....

Don't even think about it!!!! 3PO And D2 4 LIFE.

[JSweeney]

Who's that comin' from somewhere up in the sky?
Moving fast and bright as a firefly
Just when you think the trouble's gonna pounce
Who's gonna be there when it really counts?
Do the Care Bear Countdown
And send a wish out through the air
Just do the Care Bear Countdown
When you need them they'll be there
Don't be afraid when trouble's brewin' in your heart
If you can dream just send a wish out in the dark
And do the Care Bear's Countdown 5, 4, 3, 2, 1

http://www.cfhf.net/lyrics/images/carebear.jpg

[JSweeney]

Muppet Babies

Muppet Babies, we make our dreams come true
Muppet Babies, we'll do the same for you

Kermit: When your world looks kinda weird and you wish that you weren't there
Piggy: Just close your eyes and make believe and you can be anywhere

Kermit: I like adventure
Piggy: I like romance
Fozzie: I love great jokes
Animal: Animal dance!!
Scooter: I've got my computer
Skeeter: I swing through the air
Rowlf: I play the piano
Gonzo: And I have blue hair
Bunsen: Me, I invent things
Beaker: Mee mee mee meee!

Nanny: Is everything all right in here?
All: Yes, Nanny.

Muppet Babies, we make our dreams come true
Muppet Babies, we'll do the same for you

Muppet Muppet Muppet Muppet
Babies Babies Babies Babies.

http://members.kingston.net/chloe/Mup/muppics/mb_scan.jpg

[JSweeney]

It's always great to see CheapyD add more and more to the site isn't it?
The "In your face" columns seem like a great idea... they take the community nature of the site and run with it.

Even if responses to those get heated, it's contained in that special little ecosystem... sure hurt feelings and such will bleed over into the normal board, but having such a structured forum so such a discussion will likely lead to some great discussions that don't end up falling into the post+1 nature of some of the other discussion.

[Wshakspear]

Dance your cares away,
Worry's for another day.
Let the music play,
Down at Fraggle Rock.

Work your cares away,
Dancing's for another day.
Let the Fraggles play,
We're Gobo, Mokey, Wembley, Boober, Red.

Dance your cares away,
Worry's for another day.
Let the music play,
Down at Fraggle Rock.


http://www.muppetcentral.com/_images/performers/henson_fraggles.jpg

[Gothic Walrus]

Looking at the good things that have happened today...

I managed to hand in the portion of the research paper that was due today early. The first time that that's happened this year. :)

One of my friends wore a sleveless shirt to school today, and she looked absolutely stunning.

I got to spend an hour playing with LEGOs in a class called "College Reading and Writing." God, I love our public education system...

The student teacher in my AP English class told me that my writing is already well beyond where it needs to be for college.

My mother decided to stop being an evil schizophrenic bitch (not an exaggeration, unfortunately), and bought "Aladdin" on DVD. It's my favorite Disney movie. :D

So...how good has your day been? :D

http://users.bigpond.net.au/jellery/baby_rabbit_24-2-2001.jpg

[dcfox]

My day's been crap but I deal with it. And by the way a Happy Fun Good Time Thread isn't happy or fun without carebears.

http://www.beanstalktoys.com/Care%20Bears%20cheercard.gif

Problem rectified.

[FriskyTanuki]

How about lyrics for "Dont Worry, Be Happy"?

[WhipSmartBanky]

Sweeney, you should change the title of this thread to "The Chronicles Of <insert something clever here>" like I did to my thread. Traffic picked up immensely after just that simple change. Seems Happy Fun Good Time threads are doomed to low postageses.

[sblymnlcrymnl]

How about lyrics for "Dont Worry, Be Happy"?

Don't Worry, Be Happy
Bobby Mcferrin

Here is a little song I wrote
You might want to sing it note for note
Don't worry be happy
In every life we have some trouble
When you worry you make it double
Don't worry, be happy...

Ain't got no place to lay your head
Somebody came and took your bed
Don't worry, be happy
The land lord say your rent is late
He may have to litigate
Don't worry, be happy
Look at me I am happy
Don't worry, be happy
Here I give you my phone number
When you worry, call me
I make you happy
Don't worry, be happy
Ain't got no cash, ain't got no style
Ain't got no girl to make you smile
But don't worry be happy
Cause when you worry
Your face will frown
And that will bring everybody down
So don't worry, be happy (now)...

There is this little song I wrote
I hope you learn it note for note
Like good little children
Don't worry, be happy
Listen to what I say
In your life expect some trouble
But when you worry
You make it double
Don't worry, be happy...
Don't worry don't do it, be happy
Put a smile on your face
Don't bring everybody down like this
Don't worry, it will soon pass
Whatever it is
Don't worry, be happy

[dcfox]

How about lyrics for "Dont Worry, Be Happy"?

Don't Worry, Be Happy
Bobby Mcferrin

Here is a little song I wrote
You might want to sing it note for note
Don't worry be happy
In every life we have some trouble
When you worry you make it double
Don't worry, be happy...

Ain't got no place to lay your head
Somebody came and took your bed
Don't worry, be happy
The land lord say your rent is late
He may have to litigate
Don't worry, be happy
Look at me I am happy
Don't worry, be happy
Here I give you my phone number
When you worry, call me
I make you happy
Don't worry, be happy
Ain't got no cash, ain't got no style
Ain't got no girl to make you smile
But don't worry be happy
Cause when you worry
Your face will frown
And that will bring everybody down
So don't worry, be happy (now)...

There is this little song I wrote
I hope you learn it note for note
Like good little children
Don't worry, be happy
Listen to what I say
In your life expect some trouble
But when you worry
You make it double
Don't worry, be happy...
Don't worry don't do it, be happy
Put a smile on your face
Don't bring everybody down like this
Don't worry, it will soon pass
Whatever it is
Don't worry, be happy

Now all we need is for it to be JSweeney-fied (sp?).

[JSweeney]

Here is a little song I changed
I took the words and rearranged.
Go CAG'n, and be happy.
Some hunt down deals and try cause some trouble
But if you're nice and happy your chances of gettin' it double
Go CAG'n, be happy...

Runnin' outta places to put your games
People may point and laugh and say you're lame..
Go CAG'n, be happy
Some people post like they're so great...
it's like while they post about themselves they masterbate.
Go CAG'n, be happy
Look at me I am happy
Go CAG'n, be happy
Here I give you my username
When you worry, PM me
I make you happy.
Go CAG'n, be happy
Ain't got no cash, that ain't no trial...
We get the deals like they're goin' outta style...
Go CAG'n... you'll be happy

Cause when you're CAG'n
You'll start a trend.
And when you've got good deals everyone's your friend
So go CAG'n.. be happy (now)...

There is this old song I changed
I took some words and rearranged..
Cause it's a parody then.
Go CAG'n, be happy
Why in the world did you just say Banky's gay?

Dude, I'd take that back or you can expect some trouble
You better worry..
I bet the price on your head will double.

Go CAG'n, be happy...
I bet he'll get the horse to do it, by cracky..
Then they'll be body parts and stuff all over the place...
Don't bring everybody down like this

I mean, really, of course he's so busy with chronicles, so I guess they may let it pass.
Being called gay, that is.
Go CAG'n, be happy

[FriskyTanuki]

Here is a little song I changed
I took the words and rearranged.
Go CAG'n, and be happy.
Some hunt down deals and try cause some trouble
But if you're nice and happy your chances of gettin' it double
Go CAG'n, be happy...

Runnin' outta places to put your games
People may point and laugh and say you're lame..
Go CAG'n, be happy
Some people post like they're so great...
it's like while they post about themselves they masterbate.
Go CAG'n, be happy
Look at me I am happy
Go CAG'n, be happy
Here I give you my username
When you worry, PM me
I make you happy.
Go CAG'n, be happy
Ain't got no cash, that ain't no trial...
We get the deals like they're goin' outta style...
Go CAG'n... you'll be happy

Cause when you're CAG'n
You'll start a trend.
And when you've got good deals everyone's your friend
So go CAG'n.. be happy (now)...

There is this old song I changed
I took some words and rearranged..
Cause it's a parody then.
Go CAG'n, be happy
Why in the world did you just say Banky's gay?

Dude, I'd take that back or you can expect some trouble
You better worry..
I bet the price on your head will double.

Go CAG'n, be happy...
I bet he'll get the horse to do it, by cracky..
Then they'll be body parts and stuff all over the place...
Don't bring everybody down like this

I mean, really, of course he's so busy with chronicles, so I guess they may let it pass.
Being called gay, that is.
Go CAG'n, be happy

This should be the CAG theme song.

[sblymnlcrymnl]

Here is a little song I changed
I took the words and rearranged.
Go CAG'n, and be happy.
Some hunt down deals and try cause some trouble
But if you're nice and happy your chances of gettin' it double
Go CAG'n, be happy...

Runnin' outta places to put your games
People may point and laugh and say you're lame..
Go CAG'n, be happy
Some people post like they're so great...
it's like while they post about themselves they masterbate.
Go CAG'n, be happy
Look at me I am happy
Go CAG'n, be happy
Here I give you my username
When you worry, PM me
I make you happy.
Go CAG'n, be happy
Ain't got no cash, that ain't no trial...
We get the deals like they're goin' outta style...
Go CAG'n... you'll be happy

Cause when you're CAG'n
You'll start a trend.
And when you've got good deals everyone's your friend
So go CAG'n.. be happy (now)...

There is this old song I changed
I took some words and rearranged..
Cause it's a parody then.
Go CAG'n, be happy
Why in the world did you just say Banky's gay?

Dude, I'd take that back or you can expect some trouble
You better worry..
I bet the price on your head will double.

Go CAG'n, be happy...
I bet he'll get the horse to do it, by cracky..
Then they'll be body parts and stuff all over the place...
Don't bring everybody down like this

I mean, really, of course he's so busy with chronicles, so I guess they may let it pass.
Being called gay, that is.
Go CAG'n, be happy

This should be the CAG theme song.

Definitely, that's great stuff.

[JSweeney]

:oops:

[dcfox]

Here is a little song I changed
I took the words and rearranged.
Go CAG'n, and be happy.
Some hunt down deals and try cause some trouble
But if you're nice and happy your chances of gettin' it double
Go CAG'n, be happy...

Runnin' outta places to put your games
People may point and laugh and say you're lame..
Go CAG'n, be happy
Some people post like they're so great...
it's like while they post about themselves they masterbate.
Go CAG'n, be happy
Look at me I am happy
Go CAG'n, be happy
Here I give you my username
When you worry, PM me
I make you happy.
Go CAG'n, be happy
Ain't got no cash, that ain't no trial...
We get the deals like they're goin' outta style...
Go CAG'n... you'll be happy

Cause when you're CAG'n
You'll start a trend.
And when you've got good deals everyone's your friend
So go CAG'n.. be happy (now)...

There is this old song I changed
I took some words and rearranged..
Cause it's a parody then.
Go CAG'n, be happy
Why in the world did you just say Banky's gay?

Dude, I'd take that back or you can expect some trouble
You better worry..
I bet the price on your head will double.

Go CAG'n, be happy...
I bet he'll get the horse to do it, by cracky..
Then they'll be body parts and stuff all over the place...
Don't bring everybody down like this

I mean, really, of course he's so busy with chronicles, so I guess they may let it pass.
Being called gay, that is.
Go CAG'n, be happy

This should be the CAG theme song.

Definitely, that's great stuff.

Now all we need is for someone to put it to music.

[WhipSmartBanky]

:applause:

[Backlash]

Man I used to love the Muppet Babies!

Awesome lyrics, btw, JSweeney.

[JSweeney]

It's time to play the music
It's time to light the lights
t's time to meet the Muppets on the Muppet Show tonight.

It's time to put on makeup
It's time to dress up right
It's time to raise the curtain on the Muppet Show tonight.

Why do we always come here
I guess we'll never know
It's like a kind of torture
To have to watch the show

And now let's get things started
Why don't you get things started
It's time to get things started
On the most sensational inspirational celebrational Muppetational
This is what we call the Muppet Show!

http://www.muppetsonline.com/pics/tv/muppet_show/balcony.jpg

[sblymnlcrymnl]

Muppet Babies, we make our dreams come true
Muppet Babies, we'll do the same for you

Kermit: When your world looks kinda weird and you wish that you weren't there
Piggy: Just close your eyes and make believe and you can be anywhere

Kermit: I like adventure
Piggy: I like romance
Fozzie: I love great jokes
Animal: Animal dance!!
Scooter: I've got my computer
Skeeter: I swing through the air
Rowlf: I play the piano
Gonzo: And I have blue hair
Bunsen: Me, I invent things
Beaker: Mee mee mee meee!

Nanny: Is everything all right in here?
All: Yes, Nanny.

Muppet Babies, we make our dreams come true
Muppet Babies, we'll do the same for you

Muppet Muppet Muppet Muppet
Babies Babies Babies Babies
Make dreams come true.

[dcfox]

Now do one based on the Captain Planet theme song.

[JSweeney]

Earth!
Fire!
Wind!
Water!
Heart!

GO PLANET!

With your powers combined I am Captain Planet!

Captain Planet, he's our hero,
Gonna take pollution down to zero,
He's our powers magnified,
And he's fighting on the planet side

Captain Planet, he's our hero,
Gonna take pollution down to zero,
Gonna help him put us under,
Bad guys who like to loot and plunder

"You'll pay for this Captain Planet!"

(chanting)
We're the planeteers,
You can be one too!
'Cause saving our planet is the thing to do,
Looting and polluting is not the way,
Hear what Captain Planet has to say:

"THE POWER IS YOURS!!"





Deals!
Refunds!
Trade-ins!
Clearences!
Coupons!

GO CHEAPY!

With your knowledge combined I am a Cheapass Gamer!

CheapyD, yeah, he's our hero,
Gonna reduce what we pay to zero,
Takes our deals and makes them magnified,
And all of this is on the consumer's side.

CheapyD, yeah, he's our hero,
Gonna reduce what we pay to zero,
But he'll still go and rend asunder,
Lamers who like to cheat and plunder

"You'll pay for this cheapass gamers!"

(chanting)
We're the cheapassgamers,
You can be one too!
'Cause saving our money is the thing to do,
Walmart scams and false returns are not the way,
Hear what good old Cheapy has to say:

"THE FORUM IS YOURS!!"

[zewone]

HAHAHA! The Captain Planet parody is great!

[hiccupleftovers]

Awesome lyrics JSweeney, but when did this thread turn into the musical parody thread? :wink:

[Gothic Walrus]

Awesome lyrics JSweeney, but when did this thread turn into the musical parody thread? :wink:

As soon as JSweeney posted. It seems like most of the threads that he posts in devolve into this eventually. Not that that's a bad thing... :D

http://www.spicyhumor.com/pictures/baby_hedgehog.jpg

[x0thedeadzone0x]

Awesome lyrics JSweeney, but when did this thread turn into the musical parody thread? :wink:

Because music soothes the soul, and classic songs parodied by JS are even better supposedly?

[Backlash]

"Weird" J Sweeney. I sense a recording contract coming on...

[JSweeney]

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Heroes in a half-shell
Turtle power!

They're the world's most fearsome fighting team (We're really hip!)
They're heroes in a half-shell and they're green (Hey - get a grip!)
When the evil Shredder attacks
These Turtle boys don't cut him no slack!

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Splinter taught them to be ninja teens (He's a radical rat!)
Leonardo leads, Donatello does machines (That's a fact, Jack!)
Raphael is cool but crude (Gimme a break!)
Michaelangelo is a party dude (Party!)

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Heroes in a half shell
Turtle power!

[FriskyTanuki]

How about some Ghostbusters lyrics? Maybe Sweeney'd up a little?

[AlbinoNinja]

ROFL the captain planet thing was puuure genius

[JSweeney]

How about some Ghostbusters lyrics? Maybe Sweeney'd up a little?

CHEAP ASS GAMERS!
I ain't a' payin' full price! (3X)
CHEAP ASS GAMERS!

[BigNick] Something's on sale, but I don't know where...
Something's there....

[WSB] Not at the mall, already tried that track...
Looked, round and round, don't feel like goin' back.
'Course there was this chick,
With some monster tubes.

[BigNick] Yo-o-o-o did you do what I think?
Did you show her your new groove?

[WSB] Nah, she wasn't that fine,
even though her rack was alright.

[ajh2298]
Not like I have pride, gonna do this right...
I'll lie and say, I BANGED HER LAST NIGHT.

[WSB] But I walk all day long, all through the mall.
It really sucked, no deals at all.

[BigNick] You log on to CHEAPASSGAMER!
It'll solve this all!

CHEAPASSGAMERS!
We ain't-we ain't-we
We ain't a payin' full price
CHEAPASSGAMERS!
We ain't-we ain't-we
We ain't a payin' full price
CHEAPASSGAMERS!
We ain't-we ain't-we
We ain't a payin full price
CHEAPASSGAMERS!
[BigNick] Stop! Whoa!
[BigNick] HOT CHICK!!
[ZL] I'll Hit it!

I-I ain't, I-I ain't
I ain't a payin' full price
I, I-I ain't a payin'
I-I ain't, I-I ain't
I-I-I, I-I-I ain't a payin' full price!

CHEAPASSGAMERS!
CHEAPASSGAMERS!

[CheapyD] You all aren't alone, no need to phone,
log into my site and find cheapness on all sorts of joys?
All the deals work, but don't be a jerk to the clerk
no need to pester those boys
if they think your trying to be a fool, cause thats how much all my deals rule.

But when you see the post, you don't have time to waste
So get out to the store or mall, but you don't have to buy them all
Go outside and leave some still at the place.
Now it's no dream, when you look at the price because you seein
my deals that are beyond alright.

But deals will come and soon be done
so don't worry if you miss out, save your fright
Now there's a group who likes to troop
and you know you can trust us
So don't get nervous cause at your service
the local CHEAPASSGAMERS!

I ain't a payin' full price
I ain't a payin' full price (2X)
CHEAPASSGAMERS!
I ain't a payin full price
I ain't I ain't a payin full price (2X)
CHEAPASSGAMERS!

[WShakespear] Aight aight aight
I remember the time, I visited a store, dead like a grave
My games on a list, only my cash to save
All by myself, with no one around
Checked Cheapy's list of deals... they were all around.
So I loaded a cart with mine, and left some for somebody else
Normally they'd cost a G, but when the clerk totalled my price, she shouted HELP!
Then - CHEAPASSGAMERS - had my back
with shirts that read - CHEAPASSGAMERS - those gamers had em cut me slack
"We are your friendly neighborhood cheapassgamers,"
that's what they said to me
"We are the busters of, P-R-I-C-E"

CHEAPASSGAMERS!
I ain't-I ain't-I ain't
I ain't a payin' full price!
CHEAPASSGAMERS!
I ain't-I ain't-I ain't
I ain't a payin full price.

[Cheapy] Deals you're posting.
[WSB] Newbies for roasting.
[MightySlacker] Foolish Boasts.
[Defender] More programming fun :(!
[Punqsux] You're all cooks
[Minx] They're all horny devils
[JSweeney]With parody the board sings
[Sneaky Penguin]Darn. I'm stuck on the same level!
[CaseyRyback] The deals (to good it seems) cannot be beat
It takes a cheapass (to post a deal that can't be beat)
Must be gamer (yo, and cheap and nice)
You must be able to say, "I ain't a payin' full price"

[WSB] A good sense of humor, is important to have
When a noob tries to flame (ha, don't make me laugh)
They be bagging deals, like true deal-baggers
[ALL] Go, go, go, go, CHEAPASSGAMERS!

CHEAPASSGAMERS!

[CHEAPYD]
Gamers, Gamers!
One time on the boards
Cheap ass deals to everybody out there
We love ya, peace

I AIN'T A PAYIN' FULL PRICE.





GHOSTBUSTERS!
I ain't afraid of no ghosts (3X)
GHOSTBUSTERS!

[Run] Something strange goin on
Something's wrong
[DMC] Gloom in the room
Outside is the storm
All alone in the crib
Watchin the tube
[Run] Yo-o-o-o is that what I think?
Did I see somethin move?
[DMC] Chill down your spine
Your heart fills with fright
Not filled by the things
that GO BUMP IN THE NIGHT
They walk through the walls
With no time to stall
[Run] You call the GHOSTBUSTERS
Well that's who you call!

GHOSTBUSTERS!
We ain't-we ain't-we
We ain't afraid of no ghosts
GHOSTBUSTERS!
We ain't-we ain't-we
We ain't afraid of no ghosts
GHOSTBUSTERS!
We ain't-we ain't-we
We ain't afraid of no ghosts
GHOSTBUSTERS!
[Run] Stop! UHH!
[DMC] Bridge
[Run] Hit it!

I-I ain't, I-I ain't
I ain't afraid of no ghosts
I, I-I ain't afraid
I-I ain't, I-I ain't
I-I-I, I-I-I ain't afraid of no ghosts

GHOSTBUSTERS!
GHOSTBUSTERS!

[Run] All alone on the phone
so whassup with that noise?
The wife's at work and I'm no jerk
and I just left my boys
? at school and I'm no fool
and I got no time to waste
So you get up and call, don't trip and fall
Go outside and leave the place
Now it's no dream because you seein
a shadow in the night
But we will come and get it done
so don't worry save your fright
Now there's a group who likes to troop
and you know you can trust us
So don't get nervous cause at your service
the local GHOSTBUSTERS!

I ain't afraid of no ghosts
I ain't I ain't afraid of no ghosts (2X)
GHOSTBUSTERS!
I ain't afraid of no ghosts
I ain't I ain't afraid of no ghosts (2X)
GHOSTBUSTERS!

[DMC] Aight aight aight
I remember the time, I visited the grave
My life on the line, only my life to save
All by myself, with no one around
Did not understand a hand comin out the ground
I knew it wasn't mine, it was somebody else
But I didn't care G, I just screamed for HELP!
Then - GHOSTBUSTERS - had strapped to their back
Screamin - GHOSTBUSTERS - those 'busters attacked
"We are your friendly neighborhood ghostbusters,"
that's what they said to me
"We are the busters of an ?, G-H-O-S-T"

GHOSTBUSTERS!
I ain't-I ain't-I ain't
I ain't afraid of no ghosts
GHOSTBUSTERS!
I ain't-I ain't-I ain't
I ain't afraid of no ghosts

[Run] Howling haunting
[DMC] Scaring screaming
[Run] Ghostly ghosts
[DMC] Ghouling demons!
[Run] Monsters spooks
[DMC] Werewolves and devils
[Run] All those things
[DMC] on the same level
[Run] Nightmares (bad dreams) cannot be beat
It takes a brave man (to stand in defeat)
Must be the bravest (yo, the bravest and most)
You must be able to say, "I ain't afarid of no ghosts"
[DMC] A good sense of humor, is important to have
When a ghost tries to scare you (ha, don't make me laugh)
They be dustin off ghosts, like true ghost-dusters
[both] Go, go, go, go, ghoooooosstbusters!

GHOSTBUSTERS!

[D.M.C.]
Busters, busters!
One time in the house
Peace to everybody out there
We love ya, peace

I AIN'T AFRAID OF NO GHOSTS

[dcfox]

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Heroes in a half-shell
Turtle power!

They're the world's most fearsome fighting team (We're really hip!)
They're heroes in a half-shell and they're green (Hey - get a grip!)
When the evil Shredder attacks
These Turtle boys don't cut him no slack!

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Splinter taught them to be ninja teens (He's a radical rat!)
Leonardo leads, Donatello does machines (That's a fact, Jack!)
Raphael is cool but crude (Gimme a break!)
Michaelangelo is a party dude (Party!)

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Heroes in a half shell
Turtle power!

Its nice to see you went with the old TMNT theme song. We can always count on you to stick with the classics.

[hiccupleftovers]

That's an awesome Grouch pic, it's almost sig. worthy. Hmmmm....

Don't even think about it!!!! 3PO And D2 4 LIFE.

Alright I was just thinking. R2 and 3PO are going to stay always, I'm too much of a Star Wars fan anyway.

[FriskyTanuki]

How about some Ghostbusters lyrics? Maybe Sweeney'd up a little?

CHEAP ASS GAMERS!
I ain't a' payin' full price! (3X)
CHEAP ASS GAMERS!

[BigNick] Something's on sale, but I don't know where...
Something's there....

[WSB] Not at the mall, already tried that track...
Looked, round and round, don't feel like goin' back.
'Course there was this chick,
With some monster tubes.

[BigNick] Yo-o-o-o did you do what I think?
Did you show her your new groove?

[WSB] Nah, she wasn't that fine,
even though her rack was alright.

[ajh2298]
Not like I have pride, gonna do this right...
I'll lie and say, I BANGED HER LAST NIGHT.

[WSB] But I walk all day long, all through the mall.
It really sucked, no deals at all.

[BigNick] You log on to CHEAPASSGAMER!
It'll solve this all!

CHEAPASSGAMERS!
We ain't-we ain't-we
We ain't a payin' full price
CHEAPASSGAMERS!
We ain't-we ain't-we
We ain't a payin' full price
CHEAPASSGAMERS!
We ain't-we ain't-we
We ain't a payin full price
CHEAPASSGAMERS!
[BigNick] Stop! Whoa!
[BigNick] HOT CHICK!!
[ZL] I'll Hit it!

I-I ain't, I-I ain't
I ain't a payin' full price
I, I-I ain't a payin'
I-I ain't, I-I ain't
I-I-I, I-I-I ain't a payin' full price!

CHEAPASSGAMERS!
CHEAPASSGAMERS!

[CheapyD] You all aren't alone, no need to phone,
log into my site and find cheapness on all sorts of joys?
All the deals work, but don't be a jerk to the clerk
no need to pester those boys
if they think your trying to be a fool, cause thats how much all my deals rule.

But when you see the post, you don't have time to waste
So get out to the store or mall, but you don't have to buy them all
Go outside and leave some still at the place.
Now it's no dream, when you look at the price because you seein
my deals that are beyond alright.

But deals will come and soon be done
so don't worry if you miss out, save your fright
Now there's a group who likes to troop
and you know you can trust us
So don't get nervous cause at your service
the local CHEAPASSGAMERS!

I ain't a payin' full price
I ain't a payin' full price (2X)
CHEAPASSGAMERS!
I ain't a payin full price
I ain't I ain't a payin full price (2X)
CHEAPASSGAMERS!

[WShakespear] Aight aight aight
I remember the time, I visited a store, dead like a grave
My games on a list, only my cash to save
All by myself, with no one around
Checked Cheapy's list of deals... they were all around.
So I loaded a cart with mine, and left some for somebody else
Normally they'd cost a G, but when the clerk totalled my price, she shouted HELP!
Then - CHEAPASSGAMERS - had my back
with shirts that read - CHEAPASSGAMERS - those gamers had em cut me slack
"We are your friendly neighborhood cheapassgamers,"
that's what they said to me
"We are the busters of, P-R-I-C-E"

CHEAPASSGAMERS!
I ain't-I ain't-I ain't
I ain't a payin' full price!
CHEAPASSGAMERS!
I ain't-I ain't-I ain't
I ain't a payin full price.

[Cheapy] Deals you're posting.
[WSB] Newbies for roasting.
[MightySlacker] Foolish Boasts.
[Defender] More programming fun :(!
[Punqsux] You're all cooks
[Minx] They're all horny devils
[JSweeney]With parody the board sings
[Sneaky Penguin]Darn. I'm stuck on the same level!
[CaseyRyback] The deals (to good it seems) cannot be beat
It takes a cheapass (to post a deal that can't be beat)
Must be gamer (yo, and cheap and nice)
You must be able to say, "I ain't a payin' full price"

[WSB] A good sense of humor, is important to have
When a noob tries to flame (ha, don't make me laugh)
They be bagging deals, like true deal-baggers
[ALL] Go, go, go, go, CHEAPASSGAMERS!

CHEAPASSGAMERS!

[CHEAPYD]
Gamers, Gamers!
One time on the boards
Cheap ass deals to everybody out there
We love ya, peace

I AIN'T A PAYIN' FULL PRICE.





GHOSTBUSTERS!
I ain't afraid of no ghosts (3X)
GHOSTBUSTERS!

[Run] Something strange goin on
Something's wrong
[DMC] Gloom in the room
Outside is the storm
All alone in the crib
Watchin the tube
[Run] Yo-o-o-o is that what I think?
Did I see somethin move?
[DMC] Chill down your spine
Your heart fills with fright
Not filled by the things
that GO BUMP IN THE NIGHT
They walk through the walls
With no time to stall
[Run] You call the GHOSTBUSTERS
Well that's who you call!

GHOSTBUSTERS!
We ain't-we ain't-we
We ain't afraid of no ghosts
GHOSTBUSTERS!
We ain't-we ain't-we
We ain't afraid of no ghosts
GHOSTBUSTERS!
We ain't-we ain't-we
We ain't afraid of no ghosts
GHOSTBUSTERS!
[Run] Stop! UHH!
[DMC] Bridge
[Run] Hit it!

I-I ain't, I-I ain't
I ain't afraid of no ghosts
I, I-I ain't afraid
I-I ain't, I-I ain't
I-I-I, I-I-I ain't afraid of no ghosts

GHOSTBUSTERS!
GHOSTBUSTERS!

[Run] All alone on the phone
so whassup with that noise?
The wife's at work and I'm no jerk
and I just left my boys
? at school and I'm no fool
and I got no time to waste
So you get up and call, don't trip and fall
Go outside and leave the place
Now it's no dream because you seein
a shadow in the night
But we will come and get it done
so don't worry save your fright
Now there's a group who likes to troop
and you know you can trust us
So don't get nervous cause at your service
the local GHOSTBUSTERS!

I ain't afraid of no ghosts
I ain't I ain't afraid of no ghosts (2X)
GHOSTBUSTERS!
I ain't afraid of no ghosts
I ain't I ain't afraid of no ghosts (2X)
GHOSTBUSTERS!

[DMC] Aight aight aight
I remember the time, I visited the grave
My life on the line, only my life to save
All by myself, with no one around
Did not understand a hand comin out the ground
I knew it wasn't mine, it was somebody else
But I didn't care G, I just screamed for HELP!
Then - GHOSTBUSTERS - had strapped to their back
Screamin - GHOSTBUSTERS - those 'busters attacked
"We are your friendly neighborhood ghostbusters,"
that's what they said to me
"We are the busters of an ?, G-H-O-S-T"

GHOSTBUSTERS!
I ain't-I ain't-I ain't
I ain't afraid of no ghosts
GHOSTBUSTERS!
I ain't-I ain't-I ain't
I ain't afraid of no ghosts

[Run] Howling haunting
[DMC] Scaring screaming
[Run] Ghostly ghosts
[DMC] Ghouling demons!
[Run] Monsters spooks
[DMC] Werewolves and devils
[Run] All those things
[DMC] on the same level
[Run] Nightmares (bad dreams) cannot be beat
It takes a brave man (to stand in defeat)
Must be the bravest (yo, the bravest and most)
You must be able to say, "I ain't afarid of no ghosts"
[DMC] A good sense of humor, is important to have
When a ghost tries to scare you (ha, don't make me laugh)
They be dustin off ghosts, like true ghost-dusters
[both] Go, go, go, go, ghoooooosstbusters!

GHOSTBUSTERS!

[D.M.C.]
Busters, busters!
One time in the house
Peace to everybody out there
We love ya, peace

I AIN'T AFRAID OF NO GHOSTS

Great job, very well done.

[JSweeney]

Oh sure, Minx posts about being naked and everyone just ignores my thread :)

... um, never mind.
I think I'm going to go back and read and post in Minx's threads again.
:)

[dcfox]

Oh sure, Minx posts about being naked and everyone just ignores my thread :)

... um, never mind.
I think I'm going to go back and read and post in Minx's threads again.
:)

Maybe if you posted erotic stories of yourself this thread would get the jumpstart it needs. Well don't worry I'll pick up the slack.

I was an innocent teenage boy at the time when my gym teacher and I went into the supply closet . . . and when he said drop down and give me 20 he wasn't talking about push ups . . . Now I'll never look at balls the same way again.

[JSweeney]

Maybe if you posted erotic stories of yourself this thread would get the jumpstart it needs.

I doubt anyone wants to hear about that :)




Well don't worry I'll pick up the slack.

I was an innocent teenage boy at the time when my gym teacher and I went into the supply closet . . . and when he said drop down and give me 20 he wasn't talking about push ups . . . Now I'll never look at balls the same way again.

What? Did he need you to help him get out the ping pong balls so that your gym class could have some wholesome tabletop tennis fun?

Or was there a softball tournement in town? I guess it could get tiring having to help carry softballs out of a supply closet all day so that the games weren't help up due to a lack of supplies.

[dcfox]

Maybe if you posted erotic stories of yourself this thread would get the jumpstart it needs.

I doubt anyone wants to hear about that

Well then we could always make up erotic stories involving Minx . . . just as long I can continue to post my stories about me and my gym teacher.

[JSweeney]

I doubt anyone really would want to here that either. You know, not in the demographics and all that.
Of course, I don't think making up stuff about Minx would work all that well either. I mean, we must defend the honor of the delicate flowers that brighten our boards, must we not?

[hiccupleftovers]

I have been sort of out of the loop for the past couple days, what is this minx?

[JSweeney]

Minx:
Of the many early notable posters at CAG.
Her, Deadzone, and NintendoFanGirl were amongst the very first of the frequent female posters.
At one time, her posting was rather frequent, but due to either disinterest or personal issues, her posting fell of drastically and she fell into a state of relative anonymity.

Her recent post dealing with her being roused from her sleep by police officers have breathed life back into the Is Minx Hot or Not thread. Of course, if you weren't her when Minx posted constantly, or if you missed those two thread this weekend or early this week you would be rather in the dark.

[Wshakspear]

and she has ant-eaters i believe.

[hiccupleftovers]

Thanks JSweeney. I like the why you did that Military/F.B.I. style

[hiccupleftovers]

Anybody have the links?

[Gothic Walrus]

Anybody have the links?

Here (http://www.cheapassgamer.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=34744) and here (http://www.cheapassgamer.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=3898), I believe.

Anyway...this thread is getting off track. Does anyone want to give us something to be happy about? :D

http://www.usda.gov/oc/photo/b95c2151.jpg

[JSweeney]

Thanks JSweeney. I like the why you did that Military/F.B.I. style

Believe it or not, I actually have mental profiles like that of just about every notable poster on the CAG board.

[SneakyPenguin]

Thanks JSweeney. I like the why you did that Military/F.B.I. style

Believe it or not, I actually have mental profiles like that of just about every notable poster on the CAG board.

Ok dood, i just gotta hear mine. It should prove to be stupidly funny, and pathetic at the same time.

[JSweeney]

Thanks JSweeney. I like the why you did that Military/F.B.I. style

Believe it or not, I actually have mental profiles like that of just about every notable poster on the CAG board.

Ok dood, i just gotta hear mine. It should prove to be stupidly funny, and pathetic at the same time.

Sneaky Penguin:
Long time poster, instrumental in the growth and maintainence of the Off Topic Topic on Off Topic Topics and it's multiple iterations.
Has been romantically linked with Deadzone.
Recently attained moderator status.

Known affliations: OFTOFTT Posters
Known adversaries: None known.

[Wshakspear]

i wanna be pathetic! Me too!

[JSweeney]

i wanna be pathetic! Me too!

Wshakspear:
Frequents Off Topic Topics, but generally posts throughout all posts.
Has pronounced skunk spot on head, as is pictured in his banky-created avatar.
Works/Manages a comic related store in Novi, MI.

Known Affliations: OTTOOTT posters
Known Adversaires: His employees, customers.

[hiccupleftovers]

Thanks JSweeney. I like the why you did that Military/F.B.I. style

Believe it or not, I actually have mental profiles like that of just about every notable poster on the CAG board.

I gotta hear mine also. this has too be good.

[SneakyPenguin]

Hahaha, I love mine, but I bet Sweeney is having second thoughts, now that he's been swamped with requests.

[hiccupleftovers]

I don't think there's too many people requesting it from him unless he's getting a ton of PMs.

[JSweeney]

Thanks JSweeney. I like the why you did that Military/F.B.I. style

Believe it or not, I actually have mental profiles like that of just about every notable poster on the CAG board.

I gotta hear mine also. this has too be good.

hiccupleftovers:
Newer user... 2/3 generation.
Currently ingraiating himself to the frequent posters of the OTTOOTT.
Known to "hit and run" with a smartass comment in some threads, and sit back and watch the ensuing chaos. This practice is not to be confused with flaming, as humor is definately involved.
Known affliations: OFTOFTT Posters
Known adversaries: None known.

[Wshakspear]

thank you.

on a side note, of the 431 pages of users, im on page 2.

[hiccupleftovers]

Thanks JSweeney. I like the why you did that Military/F.B.I. style

Believe it or not, I actually have mental profiles like that of just about every notable poster on the CAG board.

I gotta hear mine also. this has too be good.

hiccupleftovers:
Newer user... 2/3 generation.
Currently ingraiating himself to the frequent posters of the OTTOOTT.
Known to "hit and run" with a smartass comment in some threads, and sit back and watch the ensuing chaos. This practice is not to be confused with flaming, as humor is definately involved.
Known affliations: OFTOFTT Posters
Known adversaries: None known.

That seems like a very good representation of me. I like the "hit and run" tactics. You know, those almost sound like descriptions of enemies or bosses in games (especially the FF series) when you scan them. Just one thing, I think it's OTTAOTT. By the way, Thanks.

[sblymnlcrymnl]

I wonder what mine is.

[JSweeney]

sblymnlcrymnl:
While not a new user, sblymnlcrymnl is not one of the early adopters of the site either.
Rose to noteriety and current station in forums by having ungodly bursts of posts totaling in hundreds and thousands in a short period of time (just a few months)... the Official CAG Post Whore title is there for a reason.

Recently has taken to using carefully cropped photos of pornstars as avatar and sig pics.

Known affliations: OFTAFTT Posters
Known adversaries: People viewing CAG from work (They complain about the potentially NSFW nature of some of avatars/sig pics used.

[sblymnlcrymnl]

sblymnlcrymnl:
While not a new user, sblymnlcrymnl is not one of the early adopters of the site either.
Rose to noteriety and current station in forums by having ungodly bursts of posts totaling in hundreds and thousands in a short period of time (just a few months)... the Official CAG Post Whore title is there for a reason.

Recently has taken to using carefully cropped photos of pornstars as avatar and sig pics.

Known affliations: OFTAFTT Posters
Known adversaries: People viewing CAG from work (They complain about the potentially NSFW nature of some of avatars/sig pics used.

Thanks.

Just out of curiosity, do you have a profile on yourself?

[dcfox]

Do I really want to know my profile?

[sblymnlcrymnl]

Do I really want to know my profile?

Do you even have to ask? You know there has to be some mention of the numerous homosexual references, in addition to pedophilia, necrophilia, furries, and probably a few other things I've blocked out.

[Ledhed]

JSweeney, I dare you to profile me. I dare you.

... please? :wink:

[MorbidAngel4Life]

I dare him to profile me as well.

[dcfox]

Do I really want to know my profile?

Do you even have to ask? You know there has to be some mention of the numerous homosexual references, in addition to pedophilia, necrophilia, furries, and probably a few other things I've blocked out.

I'm surprised I haven't mentioned cannibalism yet. It seems like such a natural extention for me.

[FriskyTanuki]

I guess I should ask for mine, too. I'd like to see what Sweeney has on me.

[sblymnlcrymnl]

Do I really want to know my profile?

Do you even have to ask? You know there has to be some mention of the numerous homosexual references, in addition to pedophilia, necrophilia, furries, and probably a few other things I've blocked out.

I'm surprised I haven't mentioned cannibalism yet. It seems like such a natural extention for me.

I forgot golden showers, beastiality, and name dropping tubgirl.

[dcfox]

Do I really want to know my profile?

Do you even have to ask? You know there has to be some mention of the numerous homosexual references, in addition to pedophilia, necrophilia, furries, and probably a few other things I've blocked out.

I'm surprised I haven't mentioned cannibalism yet. It seems like such a natural extention for me.

I forgot golden showers, beastiality, and name dropping tubgirl.

I only name dropped tubgirl to warn people against it. So that one shouldn't count. As for the golden showers I didn't bring it up, I think it was Casey that brought it up. I just mentioned something about drinking it.

But even after all this, I think the award for strangiest person on CAG has to go to the guy who started the Cheapy Playgirl thread. Even that was too strange for me.

[Ledhed]

I think the award for strangiest person on CAG has to go to the guy who started the Cheapy Playgirl thread. Even that was too strange for me.

That would be GameDude. He is an odd little fellow.

[FriskyTanuki]

Do I really want to know my profile?

Do you even have to ask? You know there has to be some mention of the numerous homosexual references, in addition to pedophilia, necrophilia, furries, and probably a few other things I've blocked out.

I'm surprised I haven't mentioned cannibalism yet. It seems like such a natural extention for me.

I forgot golden showers, beastiality, and name dropping tubgirl.

I only name dropped tubgirl to warn people against it. So that one shouldn't count. As for the golden showers I didn't bring it up, I think it was Casey that brought it up. I just mentioned something about drinking it.

But even after all this, I think the award for strangiest person on CAG has to go to the guy who started the Cheapy Playgirl thread. Even that was too strange for me.

dc has made these last 2 OTT a little interesting and made me wonder about his mental health.

[Backlash]

This thread has certainly taken a turn. I would post a picture of a cute happy animal, but I'm afraid of what dcfox would say about it (or do to it).

[JSweeney]

Do I really want to know my profile?

dcfox:
Fairly long term user. Late 2nd/ Early 3rd generation.
Behaved as somewhat of a sleeper for a long term. While not getting wrapped up into a flame war, you could almost count upon dcfox to throw a "final word" into a comment, or toss an innocuous little jab out a few days later.
As of late, he's been quite a bit more outlandish and brash about his statements.
Known affliations: OFTOFTT Posters
Known adversaries: Dead People, People with tails, people with weak stomachs.

[JSweeney]

JSweeney, I dare you to profile me. I dare you.

... please? :wink:

Ledhed:
While not of the early generations of CAGs, he has posted almost twice as much as many in half the time. Known to be a very good contributor, and has yet to rile up many people or create any serious contention.
Recently won one of the largest prizes every granted to any member of the CAG boards by CheapyD and Defender.

Known affilations: No one overriding affliation, but has been known to be around the OFTAOFTT.
Known adversaries: Small minded people still jealous over his winnings.

[JSweeney]

MorbidAngel4Life:
Detroit resident, has a penchant for the darker side of things.
While not outrightly goth, the line has been tread and crossed multiple times.
Known Affiliations: Those sharing his darker world veiw. Notable among these is Mr. Anderson.
Known Adversaries: none know.

[greendj27]

So when exactly does this second and third generation of CAGers start?

I'm just wondering what generation I would be in.


And since I don't post too often, would I even have a profile?

[snotknocker]

Oh this is good! would you care to do me JS?

[JSweeney]

So when exactly does this second and third generation of CAGers start?

I'm just wondering what generation I would be in.


And since I don't post too often, would I even have a profile?

You'd be within the second generation.
The way I view it, 1rst generation runs from site inception until about the Begining of the Q3-Q4 sales rush of the holiday season. The users that joined during that period I consider second generation. Third Generation begins at the begining of 2004 and runs until just recently... the begining of the holiday boom. Those joining recently make up the 4th Generation CAGs.

[JSweeney]

Oh this is good! would you care to do me JS?

I don't think that's something one dude should be saying to another dude, snotknocker.
But as time goes on, I will try to do profiles on everyone who is posting in the thread.

[WeaponX2099]

Yay!

[Ledhed]

JSweeney, I dare you to profile me. I dare you.

... please? :wink:

Ledhed:
While not of the early generations of CAGs, he has posted almost twice as much as many in half the time. Known to be a very good contributor, and has yet to rile up many people or create any serious contention.
Recently won one of the largest prizes every granted to any member of the CAG boards by CheapyD and Defender.

Known affilations: No one overriding affliation, but has been known to be around the OFTAOFTT.
Known adversaries: Small minded people still jealous over his winnings.

I don't think I'm that great of a contributor really. I answer questions whenever possible, but I can't remember ever posting a noteworthy deal. I also like the fact that I have yet to create any serious contention. Seems foreboding, as though you know something that I don't about my future here at CAG. :lol: Thanks.

[greendj27]

Is it bad if I convinced my brother to become a member of this site, but now he has an avatar that I am pretty sure is a picture of him passed out drunk on top of a toilet?

[dcfox]

Do I really want to know my profile?

dcfox:
Fairly long term user. Late 2nd/ Early 3rd generation.
Behaved as somewhat of a sleeper for a long term. While not getting wrapped up into a flame war, you could almost count upon dcfox to throw a "final word" into a comment, or toss an innocuous little jab out a few days later.
As of late, he's been quite a bit more outlandish and brash about his statements.
Known affliations: OFTOFTT Posters
Known adversaries: Dead People, People with tails, people with weak stomachs.

Wow that was a pretty accurate description. Sums up my history as a CAG in one paragraph.

[jdpimp]

its only bad if you tell us his username

[FriskyTanuki]

Is it bad if I convinced my borther to become a member of this site, but now he has an avatar that I am pretty sure is a picture of him passed out drunk on top of a toilet?

What do you think? I think it might raise some flags to me.

[greendj27]

its only bad if you tell us his username

His username is almost the exact same as mine. His is greendc27. Please mock him whenever you have a chance.

[jdpimp]

His username is almost the exact same as mine. His is greendc27. Please mock him whenever you have a chance

as he is your brother, any mocking of him will have a direct effect on the mocking of you. I suggest you take him outside and beat any genetics that you share out of him.

[JSweeney]

CrashSpyro123:
Fairly long term CAG fixture.
While not usuallly one of the main participants in any of the knock down drag out arguments that crop up from time to time, that doesn't mean he's going to shy away from a fight. Beware the drunken chocobop rage if you do manage to set him off, however.
Known Affiliations: No primary affilation noted.
Known Adversaries: None Known.

[greendj27]

His username is almost the exact same as mine. His is greendc27. Please mock him whenever you have a chance

as he is your brother, any mocking of him will have a direct effect on the mocking of you. I suggest you take him outside and beat any genetics that you share out of him.

Ah, but he is the evil twin.

[JSweeney]

Backlash:
While still a rather new CAG, Backlash is still rather visable.
He's not afraid to go charging headlong into a thread and throw down a couple of incendiary posts or pointed jokes. Backlash is rather well named, as that is what many of his posts elict.
That does not mean, however, that these posts are uncalled for.
He has not crossed over to the dark ways of the troll.

Known affliation: No primary affilation noted.
Known adversaries: None Known.

[Backlash]

Hmm, this is neat. Look for me to bump this thread in 5 or 6 months if it's not still alive.

Edit: Nevermind. I got my very own profile 8) Again, I'd like to thank my job as a consultant stuck at the client site, which made my visibility possible.

[JSweeney]

JSweeney, I dare you to profile me. I dare you.

... please? :wink:

Ledhed:
While not of the early generations of CAGs, he has posted almost twice as much as many in half the time. Known to be a very good contributor, and has yet to rile up many people or create any serious contention.
Recently won one of the largest prizes every granted to any member of the CAG boards by CheapyD and Defender.

Known affilations: No one overriding affliation, but has been known to be around the OFTAOFTT.
Known adversaries: Small minded people still jealous over his winnings.

I don't think I'm that great of a contributor really. I answer questions whenever possible, but I can't remember ever posting a noteworthy deal. I also like the fact that I have yet to create any serious contention. Seems foreboding, as though you know something that I don't about my future here at CAG. :lol: Thanks.

Actually Ledhed, you hit on what the threshold is. Good posters answer questions and are involved in the day to day discussions on the board. Great posters do all of the above and subit deals.

[snotknocker]

After I posted, I realized how badly I had set myself up.

I now proclaim my heterosexuality

[FriskyTanuki]

CrashSpyro123:
Fairly long term CAG fixture.
While not usuallly one of the main participants in any of the knock down drag out arguments that crop up from time to time, that doesn't mean he's going to shy away from a fight. Beware the drunken chocobop rage if you do manage to set him off, however.
Known Affiliations: No primary affilation noted.
Known Adversaries: None Known.

Nice, you could've mentioned the CC sale I broke news. I'd say I am affiliated with the OTT, since I've been posting their regularly since the 3rd version. Pretty good, though.

[Gothic Walrus]

JSweeney, I dare you to profile me. I dare you.

... please? :wink:

Ledhed:
While not of the early generations of CAGs, he has posted almost twice as much as many in half the time. Known to be a very good contributor, and has yet to rile up many people or create any serious contention.
Recently won one of the largest prizes every granted to any member of the CAG boards by CheapyD and Defender.

Known affilations: No one overriding affliation, but has been known to be around the OFTAOFTT.
Known adversaries: Small minded people still jealous over his winnings.

I don't think I'm that great of a contributor really. I answer questions whenever possible, but I can't remember ever posting a noteworthy deal. I also like the fact that I have yet to create any serious contention. Seems foreboding, as though you know something that I don't about my future here at CAG. :lol: Thanks.

Actually Ledhed, you hit on what the threshold is. Good posters answer questions and are involved in the day to day discussions on the board. Great posters do all of the above and subit deals.

In that case, I think that makes me a worthless poster...

The thread has gotten off-track. It's a shame that we're away from the unrelenting optimism. I kind of liked it, to be honest...

http://www.awrc.org/website%20baby%20skunk%202.jpg

[dcfox]

http://sg.geocities.com/shenlan.geo/Torah/lamb.jpg

[sblymnlcrymnl]

http://sg.geocities.com/shenlan.geo/Torah/lamb.jpg

Pervert.

[dcfox]

http://sg.geocities.com/shenlan.geo/Torah/lamb.jpg

Pervert.

What did I do now? Its an innocent picture of a lamb.

[sblymnlcrymnl]

http://sg.geocities.com/shenlan.geo/Torah/lamb.jpg

Pervert.

What did I do now? Its an innocent picture of a lamb.

Not when you post it :twisted:

[FriskyTanuki]

http://sg.geocities.com/shenlan.geo/Torah/lamb.jpg

Pervert.

What did I do now? Its an innocent picture of a lamb.

Not when you post it :twisted:

Have you no shame?! That little lamb is tied up and helpless, and you were going to take advantage of it. You shall be damned forever!!! jk

[dcfox]

You guys are the perverts. Let see you try to twist this picture into something sick.

http://www.tomarma.com/Stock/Animals/Closeups/Lamb.jpg

[sblymnlcrymnl]

You guys are the perverts. Let see you try to twist this picture into something sick.

http://www.tomarma.com/Stock/Animals/Closeups/Lamb.jpg

Yeah actually my goal in life is to find a dead kid with a tail and shaq-fu it up the butt. Then I could have all my fantasies in one

Just wait for it to die, and you're all set.

[FriskyTanuki]

You guys are the perverts. Let see you try to twist this picture into something sick.

http://www.tomarma.com/Stock/Animals/Closeups/Lamb.jpg

Yeah actually my goal in life is to find a dead kid with a tail and shaq-fu it up the butt. Then I could have all my fantasies in one

Just wait for it to die, and you're all set.

He got you there.

[JSweeney]

Oh sure, corrupt my happy thread.
Jerks. :)

[sblymnlcrymnl]

Hey, Happy Fun Good Time is relative. Diff'rent strokes and all that.

[dcfox]

Oh sure, corrupt my happy thread.
Jerks. :)

Hey don't look at me :lol:

[snotknocker]

BUMP! cause I have not been profiled

[jdpimp]

serial killers get profiled. Have you done anything that special????? Huh?? HAVE YOU???



I didn't think so.

[JSweeney]

BUMP! cause I have not been profiled

Snotknocker:
Fairly long term poster. Sometimes becomes involved in battles/ arguments, and at times he has stepped over the bounds of what he has considered good taste.

More often than not, he's just there though... he may instigate every so often, but usually it is not his posts that break the seal that sends a thread into massive flamewar territory.

Known Affiliations: No primary affilation noted.
Known Adversaries: None Known.

[zewone]

I'll take a profile if you have the time. Looks like fun and this is a Happy Fun Good Time thread.

[zionoverfire]

BUMP! cause I have not been profiled

Snotknocker:
Fairly long term poster. Sometimes becomes involved in battles/ arguments, and at times he has stepped over the bounds of what he has considered good taste.

More often than not, he's just there though... he may instigate every so often, but usually it is not his posts that break the seal that sends a thread into massive flamewar territory.

Known Affiliations: No primary affilation noted.
Known Adversaries: None Known.

well so jsweeney does more that just shit on people :D

[Gothic Walrus]

BUMP! cause I have not been profiled

Sheesh...bumping for a profile? That's the kind of shameless trick that I'd pull. Don't sink to my level. :wink:

[JSweeney]

I'll take a profile if you have the time. Looks like fun and this is a Happy Fun Good Time thread.

Zewone: ...............
..............................
..............................
No information found.
Who?

[sblymnlcrymnl]

I'll take a profile if you have the time. Looks like fun and this is a Happy Fun Good Time thread.

Zewone: ...............
..............................
..............................
No information found.
Who?

:lol: That's perfect.

[JSweeney]

well so jsweeney does more that just shit on people :D

You can't say that! You'll hurt my reputation :)

[zewone]

I'll take a profile if you have the time. Looks like fun and this is a Happy Fun Good Time thread.

Zewone: ...............
..............................
..............................
No information found.
Who?

Exactly. :D

[JSweeney]

Gothic_Walrus:
Yet another Michigander. He's actually one of the best Michigan-based intel gatherers on the board. Of course, he'll also be one of the first to let you know this :)

Known Affiliations: MI/CAGs.
Known Adversaries: None Known.

[hiccupleftovers]

I'll take a profile if you have the time. Looks like fun and this is a Happy Fun Good Time thread.

Zewone: ...............
..............................
..............................
No information found.
Who?

Good one.

[AlbinoNinja]

i doubt that there's enough info about me. If anyone wants to take a swing at it feel free.

[jdpimp]

i doubt that there's enough info about me. If anyone wants to take a swing at it feel free.

AlbinoNinja: Stealthy, yet with a lack of pigment.

[WhipSmartBanky]

*yawn*

[Moxio]

Looks like WSB is also seeking refuge in an OTT.

[FriskyTanuki]

*yawn*

*yawn* Damn contagious yawns.

[WhipSmartBanky]

Looks like WSB is also seeking refuge in an OTT.

This isn't an OTT, it's a Happy Fun Good Time Thread!

[Moxio]

Looks like WSB is also seeking refuge in an OTT.

This isn't an OTT, it's a Happy Fun Good Time Thread!

My mistake, it's an HFGTT! :twisted:

[Trakan]

Banky did have OTT, but now that we're on lockdown for a while...

[WhipSmartBanky]

Gezhundeit.

[help1]

i need this

[WhipSmartBanky]

Wean yourself from the teat of useless posting while you still can!

[sblymnlcrymnl]

Wean yourself from the teat of useless posting while you still can!

NEVER! I'd rather die than live a life without OTT. Well, maybe not but it's seriously like " " that close.

[crazytalkx]

OK! :wink:

[dcfox]

Wean yourself from the teat of useless posting while you still can!

:rofl: Its funny because of who you posted in response to.

[WhipSmartBanky]

Wean yourself from the teat of useless posting while you still can!

:rofl: Its funny because of who you posted in response to.

;)

[sblymnlcrymnl]

I just noticed that the "Dumbest Thing You've ever bought" thread turned into an OTT around an hour ago.....

Seriously, :-$ . You want to ruin the only good thing left in our lives?

[x0thedeadzone0x]

Seriously, :-$ . You want to ruin the only good thing left in our lives?

Exactly!! Shh :shock:

[dcfox]

Seriously, :-$ . You want to ruin the only good thing left in our lives?

Exactly!! Shh :shock:

Did you catch the first part of new Tree house of Horror?

[hiccupleftovers]

At least this is still up but for how long? I bet once most of the OTTers get it will be done tonight and bam, there'll be none, zip, zilch, zero. 6669's threads are gone, the OTTs, even WSB's is gone.

[hiccupleftovers]

It really seems like the community is in partial shambles, I might be overly cynical though. Oh well.

[dcfox]

It really seems like the community is in partial shambles, I might be overly cynical though. Oh well.

I think it might have something to do with several of the regulars MIA, like JSweeney and 6669. Also because lack of deals lately there hasn't been much to discuss (not including Halo 2). Hopefully that will change with the upcoming holiday season and bevy of top tier releases.

[evilpenguin9000]

I'd post in more off topic threads if most of the posts weren't about posting in off topic threads.

[Wshakspear]

To be honest...other than some certain people having overactive libidos, it seems normal. Factor in an election and every system having some sort of A++++ game, and you've got a good reason why everyone is so pissy right now.

[hiccupleftovers]

It really seems like the community is in partial shambles, I might be overly cynical though. Oh well.

I think it might have something to do with several of the regulars MIA, like JSweeney and 6669. Also because lack of deals lately there hasn't been much to discuss (not including Halo 2). Hopefully that will change with the upcoming holiday season and bevy of top tier releases.

Yaeh, that's what I was mainly thinking of. Oh well. I just saw probably every game that is coming out this holiday season's commercial.

And with this, this is my farewell for the night as well as to the OTTers.

[WhipSmartBanky]

Dreamcast! W0rd up! Chu chu!

[crazytalkx]

Black Friday should revive this site. :evil:

[bignick]

Black Friday should revive this site. :evil:

and my AMX card!

[crazytalkx]

Just 26 hours left...............*pacific time*

[greendj27]

Wow, can't believe this is still around. Must be because it is spreading so many happy vibes.

[WhipSmartBanky]

Good vibrations!

[Gothic Walrus]

Good vibrations!

And if you want to find me
I'll be out in the sandbox,
wondering where the hell all the
love has gone,
Playing my guitar and
building castles in the sun and
singing "Fun, Fun, Fun"

[WhipSmartBanky]

Daaaaaaaaaaamn.

[JSweeney]

You killed it, Jambi!
You killed it!!!

[dcfox]

One more week to go.

[WhipSmartBanky]

Speaking of...I hate to say it, but I'm starting to really dislike my Jambi avatar. I couldn't find a good reference picture so I had to wing it. I don't really want to go back to any of my old avatars, but I can't really think of anything good to do for a new one.

[dcfox]

Maybe you should do a gordon freeman one in honor of Half 2. You had the master chief one up for Halo 2.

[greendj27]

Speaking of...I hate to say it, but I'm starting to really dislike my Jambi avatar. I couldn't find a good reference picture so I had to wing it. I don't really want to go back to any of my old avatars, but I can't really think of anything good to do for a new one.

Thanksgiving is coming up, maybe do something based on that. Something to do with a turkey perhaps?

[WhipSmartBanky]

Maybe you should do a gordon freeman one in honor of Half 2. You had the master chief one up for Halo 2.

Yeah, but see, I'm not a PC gamer. I have little to no interest in Half Life 2 until it comes out on Xbox, to be honest.

[SneakyPenguin]

Sleeping pills are yummy!

And why not do a Pilgim WSB?

[WhipSmartBanky]

Speaking of...I hate to say it, but I'm starting to really dislike my Jambi avatar. I couldn't find a good reference picture so I had to wing it. I don't really want to go back to any of my old avatars, but I can't really think of anything good to do for a new one.

Thanksgiving is coming up, maybe do something based on that. Something to do with a turkey perhaps?

Hmmm...perhaps.

Sleeping pills are yummy!

And why not do a Pilgim WSB?

Heh...heh...hehehe...Pilgrim WSB...THAT could be funny.

[JSweeney]

Come on...
You know everyone wants to see a Pilgrim Banky...
Of course, the Black Friday Aftermath Banky would work too...

Of course, in honor of your sig, you could even do a lucha Banky.

Family, Honor, Tradition... and Doughnuts.

[dcfox]

Maybe you should do a Taiko Drum Master avatar, WSB.

[WhipSmartBanky]

Heh, I went back to my CAGBanky avatar for now, until I can get motivated to make a new one. Keep the ideas rolling...I need the mental stimulation.

[greendj27]

Thinking makes my head hurt....

[Ledhed]

Maybe you should do a Taiko Drum Master avatar, WSB.

Fuck, that's it. That's the one. Conversation over. Get to it Banky.

[SneakyPenguin]

Maybe you should do a Taiko Drum Master avatar, WSB.

shaq-fu, that's it. That's the one. Conversation over. Get to it Banky.

I already have the monopoly on Drum Master avy's though.

[greendj27]

What about Native American Banky? Put a couple feathers on that sucker and you're good to go.

Edit: It could be Tonto Banky.

[dcfox]

Maybe you should do a Taiko Drum Master avatar, WSB.

shaq-fu, that's it. That's the one. Conversation over. Get to it Banky.

I already have the monopoly on Drum Master avy's though.

Why not share the Drum Master love? BTW, how is the game, any good?

[Ledhed]

I already have the monopoly on Drum Master avy's though.

Since when did that mean anything? If that were true across the board, then all the fanboys would have to change their avatar every time WSB used Banky-Chief. :lol: You can't tell me you don't want to see the WSB take on a taiko drum.

[SneakyPenguin]

Maybe you should do a Taiko Drum Master avatar, WSB.

shaq-fu, that's it. That's the one. Conversation over. Get to it Banky.

I already have the monopoly on Drum Master avy's though.

Why not share the Drum Master love? BTW, how is the game, any good?

Here's HOw good:

My mom was bugging me to find out when RedOctane was releasing a second drum, so she could play a 2-player game. You read right, it made my mom a gamer.

[SneakyPenguin]

I already have the monopoly on Drum Master avy's though.

Since when did that mean anything? If that were true across the board, then all the fanboys would have to change their avatar every time WSB used Banky-Chief. :lol: You can't tell me you don't want to see the WSB take on a taiko drum.

Oh I know, I was just joking around, but I think i actually am the first with a Taiko avy.

[Ledhed]

BTW, how is the game, any good?

It's amazing in that way that only Japanese games can be. It gives me the same warm feeling that I get from KD, and the song list kicks Donkey Konga's ass (not to mention the versions in TDM are the actual songs and not covers).

EDIT: In case you didn't know Sneaky, the RedOctane drums have been available since the game's release at my store. Get your mom on that action pronto. :wink:

[dcfox]

If anyone hasn't seen a Taiko drum peformance live, I highly recommend it. As a matter of fact you should see one right now.

[dcfox]

I forget who it was that had the Elfenlied sig, but that is one messed up show.

[Ledhed]

I forget who it was that had the Elfenlied sig, but that is one messed up show.

ElfAngel7? :-k

[Mr. Anderson]

I forget who it was that had the Elfenlied sig, but that is one messed up show.

ElfAngel7? :-k

That is teh one.

[dcfox]

I forget who it was that had the Elfenlied sig, but that is one messed up show.

ElfAngel7? :-k

That is teh one.

Thanks guys, I'm horrible with names. Now who was that one guy bald, runs a site for cheapass games, he's been around for a while I think. :-k

[Ledhed]

Now who was that one guy bald, runs a site for cheapass games, he's been around for a while I think. :-k

Not sure. Is this the site you were talking about though? (http://www.cheapass.com/) :lol:

[MorbidAngel4Life]

:rofl:

[dcfox]

:rofl:
:rofl:

[Ledhed]

And it begins anew.

The OTT is dead. Long live the OTT.

[WhipSmartBanky]

OTT? No such beast. This is the HFGTT.

[MorbidAngel4Life]

Mwahahaha! OTT4Life!

[Ledhed]

OTT? No such beast. This is the HFGTT.

OTT rolls off the tongue easier though. Plus, it wouldn't have made any sense to say "The HFGTT is dead" when it is still clearly running.

... aren't you supposed to be making a TDM avatar right about now? :wink:

[WhipSmartBanky]

OTT? No such beast. This is the HFGTT.

OTT rolls off the tongue easier though. Plus, it wouldn't have made any sense to say "The HFGTT is dead" when it is still clearly running.

... aren't you supposed to be making a TDM avatar right about now? :wink:

Too tired/lazy/unmotivated/unwilling right now. Maybe later this week.

[dcfox]

Why not call it OTHFGTT.

[Ledhed]

Why not call it OTHFGTT.

Just like a transsexual half-sheep/half-squirrel, it's the best of all worlds. Ain't that right dcfox? :grouphug: :twisted:

[WhipSmartBanky]

:rofl:

[dcfox]

You guys are never going to give that up are you.

[greendj27]

You guys are never going to give that up are you.

You've been branded. :twisted:

[Ledhed]

You guys are never going to give that up are you.

How could we? I'm surprised your local newspaper hasn't included you in the neighborhood sexual deviant awareness page. It's cool though. Diff'rent for diff'rent folks. :wink:

[MorbidAngel4Life]

Why not call it OTHFGTT.

Just like a transsexual half-sheep/half-squirrel, it's the best of all worlds. Ain't that right dcfox? :grouphug: :twisted:

:rofl: that is terrible!

[WhipSmartBanky]

Come on...
You know everyone wants to see a Pilgrim Banky...
Of course, the Black Friday Aftermath Banky would work too...

Of course, in honor of your sig, you could even do a lucha Banky.

Family, Honor, Tradition... and Doughnuts.

Two pages later, but...mmmmmmmdonuts.

[dcfox]

I'm surprised your local newspaper hasn't included you in the neighborhood sexual deviant awareness page. It's cool though. Diff'rent for diff'rent folks. :wink:

That's because I run the local sexual deviant newsletter. Speaking of sexual deviants what happened to crymnl? I haven't seen him post in a while.

[MorbidAngel4Life]

I'm surprised your local newspaper hasn't included you in the neighborhood sexual deviant awareness page. It's cool though. Diff'rent for diff'rent folks. :wink:

That's because I run the local sexual deviant newsletter. Speaking of sexual deviants what happened to crymnl? I haven't seen him post in a while.

IDK. I wish The OTT would come back soon. I miss it. I thin everyone does.

[sblymnlcrymnl]

I'm surprised your local newspaper hasn't included you in the neighborhood sexual deviant awareness page. It's cool though. Diff'rent for diff'rent folks. :wink:

That's because I run the local sexual deviant newsletter. Speaking of sexual deviants what happened to crymnl? I haven't seen him post in a while.

I'm around. Just can't find the energy to post much without a real OTT to turn to.

I think this is my first post in two days.

[Ledhed]

OTT... where everybody knows your name... and they're always glad you came...

[Trakan]

I'm surprised your local newspaper hasn't included you in the neighborhood sexual deviant awareness page. It's cool though. Diff'rent for diff'rent folks. :wink:

That's because I run the local sexual deviant newsletter. Speaking of sexual deviants what happened to crymnl? I haven't seen him post in a while.

IDK. I wish The OTT would come back soon. I miss it. I thin everyone does.

I know I do. I thought it was coming back soon?

[MorbidAngel4Life]

I'm surprised your local newspaper hasn't included you in the neighborhood sexual deviant awareness page. It's cool though. Diff'rent for diff'rent folks. :wink:

That's because I run the local sexual deviant newsletter. Speaking of sexual deviants what happened to crymnl? I haven't seen him post in a while.

IDK. I wish The OTT would come back soon. I miss it. I thin everyone does.

I know I do. I thought it was coming back soon?

Me too.

OTT... where everybody knows your name... and they're always glad you came...

:rofl: Damn good Cheers reference! I like it!

[Trakan]

OTT... where everybody knows your name... and they're always glad you came...

Have you ever heard the whole song? It's weird. Still a damn good song though.

Making your way in the world today takes everything you've got.
Taking a break from all your worries sure would help a lot.

Wouldn't you like to get away?

All those nights when your've got no lights, the check is in the mail.
And your little angel hung the cat up by it's tail.

And your third fiancé didn't show!

Sometimes you wanna go..

Where everybody knows your name
and they're always glad you came.
You wanna be where you can see,
the troubles are all the same.
you wanna be where everybody knows your name

You roll out of bed, mr. Coffee is dead, the morning's looking bright
And your shrink ran off to Europe, and didn't even write.

And your husband wants to be a girl!

Be glad there's one place in the world

Where everybody knows your name
and they're always glad you came.
You wanna go where people know,
people are all the same.
You wanna go where everybody knows your name.

[Repeat]
Where everybody knows your name.
And they're always glad you came.

[sblymnlcrymnl]

I was just going to say that I don't like cheers, but that's not very Happy or Fun. So in lieu of that:

http://www.redmeat.com/redmeat/1999-06-28/index-1.gif

And with that I've hit 4300 post and am now done for the night.

[Ledhed]

Ha. Red Meat rules.

[zionoverfire]

Ha. Red Meat rules.

:shock: That is some messed up shit.!

[Ledhed]

I can't seem to find my favorite strip, so I suppose this will do for now.

http://www.redmeat.com/redmeat/1998-11-09/index-1.gif

[FriskyTanuki]

So this is where the OTTers have holed up, I've been searching for the hiding spot.

[zionoverfire]

So this is where the OTTers have holed up, I've been searching for the hiding spot.

Well this and any thread that deserved to be crapped in, either due to its coolness or lack thereof.

[punqsux]

new avatar for the fun time!!

[SneakyPenguin]

I'm staying up till midnight tonight to see if HL 2 is released, so I can play all night (thank you purchasing through Steam).

And I also have to beat Metroid Prime today, as I have the sequel pre-ordered, and I'm stuck on Metroid Prime itself.

[FriskyTanuki]

I'm staying up till midnight tonight to see if HL 2 is released, so I can play all night (thank you purchasing through Steam).

And I also have to beat Metroid Prime today, as I have the sequel pre-ordered, and I'm stuck on Metroid Prime itself.

Looks like a busy day for you.

[Wshakspear]

I'm picking up my HL-2 tommorow morning...than i have to work all evening. Sure, i scedule Halo 2sday off, But not Half-Life 2sday...stupid, stupid me...

[hiccupleftovers]

Ahh I see this thread's still up and running. Is my avatar showing up for anyone?