View Full Version : Relationship between girls, time, money and evil.
tickdude
10-13-2004, 02:22 PM
I was grading some papers and one of my students put this on his paper:
Mathematical Proof that Girls are Evil
1) Girls require both time and money.
Girls = (Time) x (Money)
2) Time is money.
Time = Money
3) Substitute money for time in the first equation.
Girls = (Money) x (Money) = Money^2
4)Money is the root of all Evil.
Money = √Evil
5) Substituting √Evil for money in equation 3 leaves us with
Girls = Money^2 = (√Evil)^2
Girls = Evil
:lol: :lol: :lol:
Ikohn4ever
10-13-2004, 02:25 PM
haha, so how long u been teachin?
Trakan
10-13-2004, 02:25 PM
That kid deserves an A. :D
Ledhed
10-13-2004, 02:26 PM
Brilliant.
scsg75
10-13-2004, 02:28 PM
I knew it!
tickdude
10-13-2004, 02:30 PM
For a few years, yet I teach university students. Doing the teaching assistantship thing so that I can afford my CAGging!
:)
1SwtDeception
10-13-2004, 02:30 PM
I've seen this before.. and there was another equation about guys too or something.. hehe I always see this on asian homepages. Pretty nifty, reminds me of the map of the mall and it shows the path of guys and girls to just go to a JCPENNY. So the girls have lines all over and guys just has one right to the store. But yea.. just was reminded of that.
SteveMcQ
10-13-2004, 02:32 PM
What class/school was this? That's quite intuitive.
tickdude
10-13-2004, 02:34 PM
This was a veterinary student (a future vet). I teach them parasitology (reason for my tick fascination), but for some reason, he had written the formula out. Guess he must have had a lousy weekend!
Scorch
10-13-2004, 02:37 PM
I was grading some papers and one of my students put this on his paper:
Somehow I don't believe this. You know why? Because it's quite popular on the internet. Google "girls time money equation".
Oh, wait, let me guess.. his paper looked something like this, didn't it?
http://www.anvari.org/db/fun/Gender/Proof_that_Girls_are_Evil.jpg
Yeah, that's been around a while..
Scotty P
10-13-2004, 02:39 PM
old
not just kinda old, like.. 1999 old.
tickdude
10-13-2004, 02:39 PM
Never seen it though. But you are right...it probably has been around for quite awhile. According to Genesis, Adam came up with the equation once he was booted out of Eden for taking a "piece of apple pie".
Magician
10-13-2004, 02:46 PM
Heh. Priceless. I'm showing this to my friends tomorrow.
eldad9
10-13-2004, 08:12 PM
1) Girls require both time and money.
Girls = (Time) x (Money)
Cars require both gas and oil.
Cars = (gas) x (oil).
Makes about as much sense.
Moxio
10-13-2004, 08:15 PM
Rofl that's great!
In more timely news of an equational persuasion: http://www.news.com.au/common/printpage/0,6093,11009375,00.html
yeahokthenfu
10-13-2004, 08:21 PM
brilliant
friedram
10-13-2004, 08:25 PM
What about relationships with Men? I mean there have to be some women/gay men out there.
Final Starman
10-13-2004, 08:25 PM
Old. Still kinda funny, but still really old.
SevereTireDamage
10-13-2004, 08:25 PM
This is good, though not as good as that exothermic/endothermic Hell story.
Mookyjooky
10-13-2004, 08:35 PM
I did something along the lines of that in middle school...but it was more based around what brings boys and girls together? LOVE.....Love spelled backwards is EVOL!!!!
shoobywizard88
10-13-2004, 10:07 PM
That's funny!
My b/f put it best. Boys who come up with this stuff probably don't have a g/f.
x0thedeadzone0x
10-13-2004, 10:21 PM
My b/f put it best. Boys who come up with this stuff probably don't have a g/f.
Hahaha :P :applause:
Tell Ross I say hi.
magilacudy
10-13-2004, 10:34 PM
That was funny... even if it is somewhat old.
Hey Mookyjooky, nice sig. Did you make that yourself?
My b/f put it best. Boys who come up with this stuff probably don't have a g/f.
Hahaha :P :applause:
Tell Ross I say hi.
He said "sup", then he rambled on about how that mathematically made no sense (since he's minoring in math). Something about intial conditions or some crap like that. He started to tell me and I began to fall asleep :lol:. NE-wayz, he actually said that in a much meaner way, I just edited it so I wouldn't get flamed by 98% of the people here.
My b/f put it best. Boys who come up with this stuff probably don't have a g/f.
Hahaha :P :applause:
Tell Ross I say hi.
He said "sup", then he rambled on about how that mathematically made no sense (since he's minoring in math). Something about intial conditions or some crap like that. He started to tell me and I began to fall asleep :lol:. NE-wayz, he actually said that in a much meaner way, I just edited it so I wouldn't get flamed by 98% of the people here.
Why would people flame you? You're just the messenger.
My b/f put it best. Boys who come up with this stuff probably don't have a g/f.
Hahaha :P :applause:
Tell Ross I say hi.
He said "sup", then he rambled on about how that mathematically made no sense (since he's minoring in math). Something about intial conditions or some crap like that. He started to tell me and I began to fall asleep :lol:. NE-wayz, he actually said that in a much meaner way, I just edited it so I wouldn't get flamed by 98% of the people here.
Why would people flame you? You're just the messenger.
LOL. I'm sure some people on this site would look past that.
Gothic Walrus
10-13-2004, 10:49 PM
It's old, but there are always people that have never seen these things. It's worth reposting so they can feel the joy that we once did when we first saw it.
And that ends internet philosophy for the day... :D
onetrackmind
10-13-2004, 10:50 PM
that kid is a fucking genius
yeah can anyone find that exothermic endothermic for me?
Mookyjooky
10-13-2004, 11:29 PM
My b/f put it best. Boys who come up with this stuff probably don't have a g/f.
Sounds like some pithy bullshit to feel better by putting others down to me. I have a girlfriend, or 3 years....but I wouldn't take coming up with any of this as serious mathmatical equation, but more as a joke. This "joke" reeks of 5 mins development time....not 30 nerds sitting in a room brainstorming for hours. Tell him to spare us the trite, unoriginal comments.
My b/f put it best. Boys who come up with this stuff probably don't have a g/f.
Sounds like some pithy bullshit to feel better by putting others down to me. I have a girlfriend, or 3 years....but I wouldn't take coming up with any of this as serious mathmatical equation, but more as a joke. This "joke" reeks of 5 mins development time....not 30 nerds sitting in a room brainstorming for hours. Tell him to spare us the trite, unoriginal comments.
Yeah, he was joking too. Calm down. See what I mean, jmcc?
thatstoobad
10-13-2004, 11:43 PM
not to be a party pooper, but if girls require both time and money, wouldn't it be:
Girls = (Time) + (Money)?
Ughwich. This is inspiring entirely too much thought on lots of fronts. It's like discussing the historical and socio-economic aspects of All Your Base.
Mookyjooky
10-14-2004, 12:03 AM
My b/f put it best. Boys who come up with this stuff probably don't have a g/f.
Sounds like some pithy bullshit to feel better by putting others down to me. I have a girlfriend, or 3 years....but I wouldn't take coming up with any of this as serious mathmatical equation, but more as a joke. This "joke" reeks of 5 mins development time....not 30 nerds sitting in a room brainstorming for hours. Tell him to spare us the trite, unoriginal comments.
Yeah, he was joking too. Calm down. See what I mean, jmcc?
I'm calm....I'm not flaming you....I just think the comment was ignorant, and I felt the need to express it. I'm not typing in all caps, I not talking $$$gish leet speak, I dont have a hundred misspellings cause I'm so pissed off.....I'm just talking calmly. The comment was lamer than the stupid mathmatical joke. Thats all.
Tromack
10-14-2004, 12:17 AM
not to be a party pooper, but if girls require both time and money, wouldn't it be:
Girls = (Time) + (Money)?
Possibly. But that seems to mean that the satisfaction of the relationship (Girls) could depend on only one of the variables. If I put a very very very large amount of money in a relationship and 0 time, the relationship wouldn't be too succesful. It might have some success, but nowhere near as much as a relationship that had both. I'm not really sure what form the equation should take though.
I feel it should probably be of the form, girls = A*time + B*time*money + C*money with A,B,C depending on the personal preferences of the girl. However, this is just off the top of my head.
Back to the original topic. This is a cute, harmless little proof that anybody with basic knowledge of algebra and proverbs could come come up with when they are bored. Now, if someone posts one of those stupid proofs about how 1+1 = 0, or any of those stupid proofs floating around on the internet, I will be mighty pissed.
My b/f put it best. Boys who come up with this stuff probably don't have a g/f.
Sounds like some pithy bullshit to feel better by putting others down to me. I have a girlfriend, or 3 years....but I wouldn't take coming up with any of this as serious mathmatical equation, but more as a joke. This "joke" reeks of 5 mins development time....not 30 nerds sitting in a room brainstorming for hours. Tell him to spare us the trite, unoriginal comments.
Yeah, he was joking too. Calm down. See what I mean, jmcc?
I'm calm....I'm not flaming you....I just think the comment was ignorant, and I felt the need to express it. I'm not typing in all caps, I not talking $$$gish leet speak, I dont have a hundred misspellings cause I'm so pissed off.....I'm just talking calmly. The comment was lamer than the stupid mathmatical joke. Thats all.
His comment was a joke, just like the original post was. Its just funnier to you when its a joke about all girls. When the joke is turned around into making fun of some boys, its suddenly not funny to you anymore.