Im Looking For Quotes For My AIM What Do You guys have for me?

[Chris Dillon]

currently im using
Never Give Up, Unless You Cant Do It-Unknown

Play Like A Champion Today-Notre Dame Football

Who ever said winning isnt everything most have been the biggest loser-ME

Also my big thing im saying right now is your my hero or so and so is my hero. So im really looking for smething about that. Here is what it currently is.
If your messaging me right now there is a good chance you could be my hero. If your not im not responding.

I know someone is saying get creative do it yourself or do you want the people of cag running your life. Well Im Just drained of creative juices right now and cag as a whole is more creative then me as a individual so let see what happens.

[demongorrian]

Rap lyrics are good for quotes. Check out "Cock Mobster" by MC Paul Barman. It's rife with tasty lyrics.

[el bobo]

If you die stay dead damnit!-Me

[Zenithian Legend]

http://www.eyeballsout.com/quotes/index.shtml

[Admiral Ackbar]

When in doubt, burn a clip. :twoguns:

[munch]

i've got the fever, and the only prescription is more cowbell- Bruce Dickinson

best quote ever!

[sblymnlcrymnl]

Here are a few of my away messages:


"The sound shivers through the walls, through the table, through the window frame, and into my finger. These distraction-oholics. These focus-ophobics. Old George Orwell got it backward. Big Brother isn't watching. He's singing and dancing. He's pulling rabbits out of a hat. Big Brother's holding your attention every moment you're awake. He's making sure you're always distracted. He's making sure you're fully absorbed... and this being fed, it's worse than being watched. With the world always filling you, no one has to worry about what's in your mind. With everyone's imagination atrophied, no one will ever be a threat to the world." - Lullaby, Chuck Palahniuk

"You've been
Racing through my mind
You're picking up in speed
You're driving recklessly" - Cake, Take It all Away

"Cause sometimes you hear'em when the night times comes creeping
And you fear that they might catch you a-sleeping
And you jump from yer bed, from yer last chapter of dreamin'
And you can't remember for the best of yer thinking
If that was you in the dream that was screaming" - Bob Dylan, Last Thoughts on Woody Guthrie

"perfect little dream
the kind that hurts the most
forgot how it feels
well, almost
no one to blame
always the same
open my eyes
wake up
wake up
wake up
wake up in flames" - NIN, Gave Up

"i like these calm little moments before the storm" - Leon / The Professional, Gary Oldman (Stansfield)

"Because everything up to now is a story,
and everything after now is a story" - Fight Club, Chuck Palahniuk

"They're too late
Cuz nobody’s going to save us
We're rubber neckers dream
We're burning gasoline" - Cake, Take It All Away

"Why do I do anything? I'm educated enough to talk myself out of any plan. To deconstruct any fantasy. Explain away any goal. I'm so smart I can negate any dream" - Choke, Chuck Palahniuk

"What Marla loves, she says, is all the things that people love intensely and then dump an hour or a day after. The was a Christmas tree is the center of attention, then, after Christmas you see those dead Christmas trees with the tinsel still on them, dumped alongside the highway. You see those trees and think of road kill animals or sex crime victims wearing their underwear inside out and bound with black electrical tape. " - Fight Club, Chuck Palahniuk

"I am trash. I am trash and shit and crazy to you and this whole fucking world. You don't care where I live or how I feel, or what I eat or how I feed my kids or how I pay the doctor if I get sick, and yes I am stupid and bored and weak, but I am still your responsibility. " - Fight Club, Chuck Palahniuk

"You have a class of young strong men and women, and they want to give their lives to something. Advertising has these people chasing cars and clothes they don't need. Generations have been working in jobs they hate, just so they can buy what they don't really need.
We don't have a great war in our generation, or a great depression, but we do, we have a great war of the spirit. We have a great revolution against the culture. The great depression is our lives. We have a spiritual depression. " - Fight Club, Chuck Palahniuk

"I never, no, never told anyone this, but before I met Tyler, I was planning to buy a dog and name it "Entourage."
This is how bad your life can get." - Fight Club, Chuck Palahniuk

[greendc27]

"I'd pee in her butt"

[alpo845]

If it weren't for pick-pockets, I'd have no sex life at all.

[Ledhed]

Considering that you are asking for something that helps to express yourself, you really shouldn't be asking anyone else. But if you must use something that we reccomend, go with the stuff crymnl put down. Can't go wrong with Cake or Chuck.

"Shut the fuck up" - Cake, Nugget

"I wanna have your abortion." - Marla Singer, Fight Club

[Mookyjooky]

My very own quotes.

"Mad cows go OOM!"

"Broken Cookies are free Cookies!!!"

"This cow ate another cow this morning, thats twice the nuitrition....these cows are MAAAAAD making milk for you!"

"Dude, I totally met the Nega-T tonight, he was a small skinny white guy wearing too many platium chains"

"If I'm gonna pay for sex, it better be fucking illegal sex"

[smalien1]

[Bobby wants plain toast, which isn't on the menu.]
Bobby : I'd like an omelet, plain, and a chicken salad sandwich on wheat toast, no mayonnaise, no butter, no lettuce. And a cup of coffee.
Waitress : A #2, chicken salad sand. Hold the butter, the lettuce, the mayonnaise, and a cup of coffee. Anything else?
Bobby : Yeah, now all you have to do is hold the chicken, bring me the toast, give me a check for the chicken salad sandwich, and you haven't broken any rules.
Waitress : You want me to hold the chicken, huh?
Bobby : I want you to hold it between your knees.


from Five Easy Pieces, Jach Nicholson

[Ledhed]

[Bobby wants plain toast, which isn't on the menu.]
Bobby : I'd like an omelet, plain, and a chicken salad sandwich on wheat toast, no mayonnaise, no butter, no lettuce. And a cup of coffee.
Waitress : A #2, chicken salad sand. Hold the butter, the lettuce, the mayonnaise, and a cup of coffee. Anything else?
Bobby : Yeah, now all you have to do is hold the chicken, bring me the toast, give me a check for the chicken salad sandwich, and you haven't broken any rules.
Waitress : You want me to hold the chicken, huh?
Bobby : I want you to hold it between your knees.


from Five Easy Pieces, Jach Nicholson

Didn't you say that one in another thread? Great movie.

[Scorch]

"I'm an unimaginative fuck"

[smalien1]

[Bobby wants plain toast, which isn't on the menu.]
Bobby : I'd like an omelet, plain, and a chicken salad sandwich on wheat toast, no mayonnaise, no butter, no lettuce. And a cup of coffee.
Waitress : A #2, chicken salad sand. Hold the butter, the lettuce, the mayonnaise, and a cup of coffee. Anything else?
Bobby : Yeah, now all you have to do is hold the chicken, bring me the toast, give me a check for the chicken salad sandwich, and you haven't broken any rules.
Waitress : You want me to hold the chicken, huh?
Bobby : I want you to hold it between your knees.


from Five Easy Pieces, Jach Nicholson

Didn't you say that one in another thread? Great movie.

Yeah, in the quote thread, I have trouble remembering one-liners

[WarrenGekko]

i've got the fever, and the only prescription is more cowbell- Bruce Dickinson

best quote ever!


OH man. I totally agree. That was the funniest skit on SNL

[Nirvanaguy777]

this is the quote i use when i dont give a shit

another snl quote: Ill take the rapists for 500, thats therapists mr connery

[Trakan]

Here's what's in mine:

Vincent : And you know what they call a... a... a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris?
Jules : They don't call it a Quarter Pounder with cheese?
Vincent : No man, they got the metric system. They wouldn't know what the fuck a Quarter Pounder is.
Jules : Then what do they call it?
Vincent : They call it a "Royale" with cheese.
Jules : A "Royale" with cheese. What do they call a Big Mac?
Vincent : Well, a Big Mac's a Big Mac, but they call it "le Big-Mac".
Jules : "Le Big-Mac". Ha ha ha ha. What do they call a Whopper?
Vincent : I dunno, I didn't go into Burger King.

[WarrenGekko]

i've got the fever, and the only prescription is more cowbell- Bruce Dickinson

best quote ever!

http://mknx.com/v/cowbell.wmv

[famousmort]

"We are ugly but we have the music" Leonard Cohen

"there's a Black Stormy?" Sealab

[Chris Dillon]

yeah i know about the cowbell. Best SNL Skit ever. Well most of my friends will have no idea what that means. Check my aim out now i did some work on it.

[bignick]

oh man im so high right now - towlie

[Tromack]

I get most of mine from the onion. Here are some of my favorites:
The point is: I don't care how fat you are; you don't travel south of the Mason-Dixon line for pussy.

You're starting to develop a sneaking suspicion that other people are having more sex, parties, and all-around fun than you are, which just proves that it takes you a while to catch on sometimes.

Plastic bags are not a toy, but you understand that they can still be a lot of fun if you use them to smother children.

No one's ever called you a rich, sexy genius, but that was before National Say Hurtfully Untrue Things Day.

From me and my friends:
-So you are saying semen is good for you complexion?
-Have you ever seen a pornstar's face?
-Smooth as a baby's ass?
-Yes, which is also covered in semen.

I often use the words melee and vagina as synonyms... which has caused oh so many problems in my love life.

It will be fine if everyone cleans up their own vomit...well as fine as things are going to get.

TV shows:

Like the shark the panda has millions of teeth. Which is what is uses like a hacksaw to cut through bone, candy, and fences.

Idle hands spend time at the genitals. And we know how much god hates that.

I'm one of those guys who wasn't on the internet until I discovered there was pornography on it. Now I'm on it a lot. A Lot. Of the 22 hours each day I'm awake I'd say I spend 11 hours on-line.

[MorbidAngel4Life]

this is the quote i use when i dont give a shit

another snl quote: Ill take the rapists for 500, thats therapists mr connery

Oh, I think ya do, Trebek!

[punqsux]

"either im loaded or the ceiling's getting lower!" - Jigen

[Chris Dillon]

I got a pretty neat one yesterday.
Check them out

Most people run a race to see who is fastest. I run a race to see who has the most guts.~Prefontaine

"War does not determine who is right, war determines who is left."