Dont mean to brag but......

[ajh2298]

I banged both these chicks last night!

http://www.wtaeradio.com/listingsEntry.asp?ID=73476&PT=1250+tailgaters

http://www.wtaeradio.com/listingsEntry.asp?ID=73474&PT=1250+tailgaters

:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

[Reality's Fringe]

That's nothing compared to what I was banging last night:
Check it out!! (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v354/realitysfringe/hotsex.jpg)

[Nirvanaguy777]

no way dude

[Moxio]

Both? o_O

[bignick]

butter

everything looks good but her face

edit: typo.

[janglypangly]

That's nothing compared to what I was banging last night:
Check it out!! (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v354/realitysfringe/hotsex.jpg)

LoL :applause:

[Trakan]

That's nothing compared to what I was banging last night:
Check it out!! (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v354/realitysfringe/hotsex.jpg)

:rofl:

[ajh2298]

butter

everything looks good but her fece

The blonde hair girl(Margot) did have a butter face but had the nicest set of breast I have seen in a long time. The brown hair girl(Jackie) was super hot no butter face there at all, those pictures dont do her justice.

[janglypangly]

butter

everything looks good but her fece

Hey your penis doesnt have eyes, it doesnt care about looks ;-)

[The Successful Dropout]

butter

everything looks good but her fece

i was thinking the same thing....'cept about their faces, not their fece...lol...thats a whole 'nother realm

[daikaiju]

The real question is...at the same time?

[craven_fiend]

thats what i was wondering as well

[ajh2298]

The real question is...at the same time?

Yep, the girls really didnt do to much to each other just kiss and maybe some light touching, but that was more then enough for me.

[Sartori]

Margot.. what a name.

[EddieBelfour]

Margot.. what a name.

margot tenenbaum she isnt though :wink:


how did a cheapassgamer tap those two? good job my man.

[SadieDee]

Margot.. what a name.

It's probably pronounced without the "t" at the end (french name).

[dcfox]

Margot.. what a name.

margot tenenbaum she isnt though :wink:


how did a cheapassgamer tap those two? good job my man.

Must have impressed them with his game collection.

[Wshakspear]

Is the car completely totaled?

[ZeroSupporT]

So you were hogging them last night, I am contacting my local escort service and filing a complaint... j/k

[sblymnlcrymnl]

For some reason I thought this was going to be about the beastie boys ...

"I don't mean to brag, I don't mean to boast
but I'm intercontinental when I eat french toast"

[levi333]

That deserves two thumbs up in my book.

[evilmax17]

How much did it cost you?

[specialk]

so noone has asked how he bagged these 2 hot chicks at the same time? well i'm bout to...spill the beans brother....

[hutno]

I deffnitely understand how its can just happen, but what were you doing on a wed night that these girls were looking to screw?

[Scorch]

Yeah. ESPN chicks that are close to players all the time - the first thing they do is go for a hardcore gamer.

[Ugamer_X]

How badly did you lower their self-esteem to get them to sleep with you?

j/k, kudos to you.

[MightySlacker]

You should have given one to your son you greedy bastard :-)

Dave Olson

[epobirs]

So, where should the authorities start looking for those shallow graves?

[greendc27]

The real question is...at the same time?

Yep, the girls really didnt do to much to each other just kiss and maybe some light touching, but that was more then enough for me.

I call bull****.

[zionoverfire]

The real question is...at the same time?

Yep, the girls really didnt do to much to each other just kiss and maybe some light touching, but that was more then enough for me.

I call bull****.

I'm just amazed it took someone so long to say it :shock:

[craven_fiend]

yeah no shit

[greendc27]

The real question is...at the same time?

Yep, the girls really didnt do to much to each other just kiss and maybe some light touching, but that was more then enough for me.

I call bull****.

I'm just amazed it took someone so long to say it :shock:
If he really did and wants to post some pictures I know I wouldn't complain about being proven wrong.

[zionoverfire]

The real question is...at the same time?

Yep, the girls really didnt do to much to each other just kiss and maybe some light touching, but that was more then enough for me.

I call bull****.

I'm just amazed it took someone so long to say it :shock:
If he really did and wants to post some pictures I know I wouldn't complain about being proven wrong.

I mean even a picture of them in the same room that doesn't look doctored would be enough to shut me up.

[greendc27]

I'd settle for one of 4 boobies

[msdmoney]

Don't think either is all that hot to be honest, but glad to see a gamer getting laid.

[zionoverfire]

I'd settle for one of 4 boobies

or maybe a picture of their "pathetic" kissing. :lol:

[sblymnlcrymnl]

Don't think either is all that hot to be honest, but glad to see a gamer getting laid.

That's the first thing I thought, why? They aren't exactly something to be proud of, if you ask me.

[zionoverfire]

Don't think either is all that hot to be honest, but glad to see a gamer getting laid.

That's the first thing I thought, why? They aren't exactly something to be proud of, if you ask me.

By Taylor Rain standards definatley not, but keep in mind his avatar is Cartmen.

[Pylis]

I too say "bullshit." No offense.

[greendc27]

Don't think either is all that hot to be honest, but glad to see a gamer getting laid.

That's the first thing I thought, why? They aren't exactly something to be proud of, if you ask me.

By Taylor Rain standards definatley not, but keep in mind his avatar is Cartmen.
I banged Taylor Rain and those 2 chicks all at the same time. Unfortunately I woke up shortly after.

[MightySlacker]

The real question is...at the same time?

Yep, the girls really didnt do to much to each other just kiss and maybe some light touching, but that was more then enough for me.

I call bull****.

I'm just amazed it took someone so long to say it :shock:
If he really did and wants to post some pictures I know I wouldn't complain about being proven wrong.

I mean even a picture of them in the same room that doesn't look doctored would be enough to shut me up.

Now fellas, take it easy. I think even if it is bullshit, most of you should be hoping that he's telling the truth. Then maybe you guys can have some hope :-)

I mean, it would be totally different if someone could indeed verify that he was lying. Otherwise we should assume he is telling the truth. After all, who lies on the interent?

Seriously, say if someone here on CAG just happened to used to live in PA for a while and knew Jackie and could just call her and ask her. Like for example, perhaps his old roomate dated her back in the day. And maybe hypothetically, they all used to hang out together before she was a model. And hypothetically this random CAGer who knew Jaclyn Smith back in the day helped her work on her modeling portfolio. And maybe this guy would still have a few pics of her before she was a model. Maybe something like:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v169/MightySlacker/jaclyn.jpg

Only if ALL OF THE ABOVE happened would I then be forced to say this guy is lying. But all that stuff was HYPOTHETICAL so it doesn't matter, since the odds of that happening are like 10,000,000 to 1, right? RIGHT?

Woah, that's ODD. I wonder how I knew her name was Jaclyn Smith.

:-k

Dave Olson

[greendc27]

The real question is...at the same time?

Yep, the girls really didnt do to much to each other just kiss and maybe some light touching, but that was more then enough for me.

I call bull****.

I'm just amazed it took someone so long to say it :shock:
If he really did and wants to post some pictures I know I wouldn't complain about being proven wrong.

I mean even a picture of them in the same room that doesn't look doctored would be enough to shut me up.

Now fellas, take it easy. I think even if it is bullshit, most of you should be hoping that he's telling the truth. Then maybe you guys can have some hope :-)

I mean, it would be totally different if someone could indeed verify that he was lying. Otherwise we should assume he is telling the truth. After all, who lies on the interent?

Seriously, say if someone here on CAG just happened to used to live in PA for a while and knew Jackie and could just call her and ask her. Like for example, perhaps his old roomate dated her back in the day. And maybe hypothetically, they all used to hang out together before she was a model. And hypothetically this random CAGer who knew Jaclyn Smith back in the day helped her work on her modeling portfolio. And maybe this guy would still have a few pics of her before she was a model. Maybe something like:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v169/MightySlacker/jaclyn.jpg

Only if ALL OF THE ABOVE happened would I then be forced to say this guy is lying. But all that stuff was HYPOTHETICAL so it doesn't matter, since the odds of that happening are like 10,000,000 to 1, right? RIGHT?

Woah, that's ODD. I wonder how I knew her name was Jaclyn Smith.

:-k

Dave Olson
Lol good work

[zionoverfire]

Don't think either is all that hot to be honest, but glad to see a gamer getting laid.

That's the first thing I thought, why? They aren't exactly something to be proud of, if you ask me.

By Taylor Rain standards definatley not, but keep in mind his avatar is Cartmen.
I banged Taylor Rain and those 2 chicks all at the same time. Unfortunately I woke up shortly after.

:rofl:

[zionoverfire]

The real question is...at the same time?

Yep, the girls really didnt do to much to each other just kiss and maybe some light touching, but that was more then enough for me.

I call bull****.

I'm just amazed it took someone so long to say it :shock:
If he really did and wants to post some pictures I know I wouldn't complain about being proven wrong.

I mean even a picture of them in the same room that doesn't look doctored would be enough to shut me up.

Now fellas, take it easy. I think even if it is bullshit, most of you should be hoping that he's telling the truth. Then maybe you guys can have some hope :-)

I mean, it would be totally different if someone could indeed verify that he was lying. Otherwise we should assume he is telling the truth. After all, who lies on the interent?

Seriously, say if someone here on CAG just happened to used to live in PA for a while and knew Jackie and could just call her and ask her. Like for example, perhaps his old roomate dated her back in the day. And maybe hypothetically, they all used to hang out together before she was a model. And hypothetically this random CAGer who knew Jaclyn Smith back in the day helped her work on her modeling portfolio. And maybe this guy would still have a few pics of her before she was a model. Maybe something like:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v169/MightySlacker/jaclyn.jpg

Only if ALL OF THE ABOVE happened would I then be forced to say this guy is lying. But all that stuff was HYPOTHETICAL so it doesn't matter, since the odds of that happening are like 10,000,000 to 1, right? RIGHT?

Woah, that's ODD. I wonder how I knew her name was Jaclyn Smith.

:-k

Dave Olson

:rofl: This keeps getting better, anyhow let us the verdict tomarrow if you don't mind.

[greendc27]

I do have to say Jackie looks better as a brunette, of course I prefer brunettes so...

[msdmoney]

Damn you just can't lie on the CAG forums these days, even about banging chicks, less you get Dave Olson'd.

[MightySlacker]

Hey i thought I said that was all hypothetical. :wink:

Dave Olson

[MightySlacker]

Oh, and by the way:

butter

everything looks good but her fece


i was thinking the same thing....'cept about their faces, not their fece...lol...thats a whole 'nother realm

Don't think either is all that hot to be honest, but glad to see a gamer getting laid.


That's the first thing I thought, why? They aren't exactly something to be proud of, if you ask me.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v169/MightySlacker/jackie.jpg

You guys are all fucking idiots.

Dave Olson

[greendc27]

Oh, and by the way:

butter

everything looks good but her fece


i was thinking the same thing....'cept about their faces, not their fece...lol...thats a whole 'nother realm

Don't think either is all that hot to be honest, but glad to see a gamer getting laid.


That's the first thing I thought, why? They aren't exactly something to be proud of, if you ask me.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v169/MightySlacker/jackie.jpg

You guys are all shaq-fuing idiots.

Dave Olson
Hey I said she looks better as a brunette. I'd last about 5 seconds.

[ajh2298]

so noone has asked how he bagged these 2 hot chicks at the same time? well i'm bout to...spill the beans brother....

My brother is part owner of a local sports bar, and they were doing some promotion for the local radio station. There was 3 of them doing the promotion and after it was over these 2 stayed around and hung around for a while and we just started BS with each other and after a few drinks it just happened.

p.s.
Just because I am a gamer that does not mean I am some short fat mutant with a arm growing out of my chest, trust me banging local skanks has never been a big problem for me. In Pittsburgh you only need to have or be one of four things to get semi-hot white chicks.
1. Rich or at least pull off being rich.
2. Have a nice car or SUV.
3. Have your own place, and dont mind having a party there every night.
4. Or be black, and do 2 of the 3 things above.

p.s.s.
To the person something about about why these girls are banging me and not some local sports stars, trust me the radio station knows to keep these skanks far away from any players or they would have a scandal on there hands.

[specialk]

so which of the 4 are you?


ps. that chick is smokin as a brunette. hot dayum!

[JSweeney]

Why are you still talking?
Olsen just pretty much proved to a preponderance of the evidence that you're a liar, and not a very good one at that.


My brother is part owner of a local sports bar, and they were doing some promotion for the local radio station. There was 3 of them doing the promotion and after it was over these 2 stayed around and hung around for a while and we just started BS with each other and after a few drinks it just happened.

I swear, someone reads to much Penthouse forum and poorly written blogs.

Just because I am a gamer that does not mean I am some short fat mutant with a arm growing out of my chest, trust me banging local skanks has never been a big problem for me. In Pittsburgh you only need to have or be one of four things to get semi-hot white chicks.
1. Rich or at least pull off being rich.
2. Have a nice car or SUV.
3. Have your own place, and dont mind having a party there every night.
4. Or be black, and do 2 of the 3 things above.

Yep, you're picking up the HIGH quality women with that bait.
Please. Stop. Now.
What's next, are you going to burst into "Likus 101"?


To the person something about about why these girls are banging me and not some local sports stars, trust me the radio station knows to keep these skanks far away from any players or they would have a scandal on there hands.

Yep. Lying on the internet makes you a big man, right?
What's next? Did you find a cure for cancer? Design a perpetual motion device? Come up with a foolproof plan to reduce America's dependance on fossil fuels?

[Reality's Fringe]

No, I think I still win. You can't beat what I was banging.

[Ikohn4ever]

I didnt think superdave proved anything, except he knew her, plus what is he goin to do call her and ask if she had a threesome. Just let the guy enjoy his glory, whether he had it or not, who really cares.

[craven_fiend]

that is true realityfringe, atleast you know who all has banged what you were banging. And no chance of any diseases, except maybe a cold or something of that nature, unless you clean it all the time.

[XboxMaster]

This is funny.

[RedvsBlue]

Oh, and by the way:

butter

everything looks good but her fece


i was thinking the same thing....'cept about their faces, not their fece...lol...thats a whole 'nother realm

Don't think either is all that hot to be honest, but glad to see a gamer getting laid.


That's the first thing I thought, why? They aren't exactly something to be proud of, if you ask me.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v169/MightySlacker/jackie.jpg

You guys are all shaq-fuing idiots.

Dave Olson

AGREE'D

[Ledhed]

Wow. Somebody hasn't been OLSEN'D in a while. Glad I got to see this.

[SteveMcQ]

I waste my 500th post on this?!?

Now that's something to brag about.

500>2

[zewone]

LMAO! Dave turned this thread to gold instead the stupid ass thread it was before.

[JSweeney]

Yes, that was quite an interesting turn, wasn't it?
One would think by selecting people who are at the very bottom rungs of the world of celebrity that there wouldn't be anyone out there to call thier bluff.

That wasn't the case.
Of course, it was all rather proactive for a MightySlacker.

[foltzie]

You know, I dont know about those chicks... The adams apples are a dead givaway.

[beerguy961]

No, I think I still win. You can't beat what I was banging.

I wish I could get what you were banging last night.

This thread became more and more interesting....

[Indiana]

You know, I dont know about those chicks... The adams apples are a dead givaway.

What the hell are you talking about? Those chicks do not have Adams Apples...

[RisingZan]

Yup. I showed 'em my mad skills at Paper Mario...and bam! I was in a threesome. Crazy eh?

PAPER MARIO. SHE'LL BASICALLY HAVE TO.

[The_Continental]

Clearly the best evidence that this is BS is the time the original post was made.

If in fact, ajh2298's bang session did occur, would he really wait until almost 8:00pm the next day to start bragging about it?

It would be even better if we could find any posts he made yesterday before this post. Then I would be absolutely convinced this is BS.

[zionoverfire]

Yup. I showed 'em my mad skills at Paper Mario...and bam! I was in a threesome. Crazy eh?

PAPER MARIO. SHE'LL BASICALLY HAVE TO.

You should be the new Nintendo Spokesperson, I suddenly crave a cube. :lol:

[The_Continental]

I hate to be even more of a hater - but - A quick look at ESPN 1250's cached events page doesn't show any "sports bar" event on October 13th.

Google's most recently cached page, dated October 3rd:
http://64.233.161.104/search?q=cache:TTrFQ6mXQnkJ:www.wtaeradio.com/events.asp+&hl=en

current page:
http://www.wtaeradio.com/events.asp

no October 13th event - hmmm...

[beerguy961]

Man, I hate to be a hater (as the kids these days say), but I'm gonna have to call shenanigans on him.

Seriously, at least tell us what bar it is that your brother part owns so people in Pittsburg can go there...

[RisingZan]

Yup. I showed 'em my mad skills at Paper Mario...and bam! I was in a threesome. Crazy eh?

PAPER MARIO. SHE'LL BASICALLY HAVE TO.

You should be the new Nintendo Spokesperson, I suddenly crave a cube. :lol:

Well, Nintendo did say they wanted to attract a more adult audience didn't they? I'd say free sex is about as adult a promotion as you can get, until I see otherwise. :wink:

[daikaiju]

Man, I hate to be a hater (as the kids these days say), but I'm gonna have to call shenanigans on him.

Seriously, at least tell us what bar it is that your brother part owns so people in Pittsburg can go there...


Yeah REALLY! Cut me and punqsux in on that action!

[MightySlacker]

I don't why people are getting so worked up over a hypothetical situation :wink:

I mean, it would be easier to call ESPN 1250 at #412-333-3776 and ask what (if any) promotions they had on Wednesday. And if you posted this bar that your half-brother owns or whatever and the time these chicks were there it might give you a little cred. Doubtful, but worth a shot.



My brother is part owner of a local sports bar, and they were doing some promotion for the local radio station. There was 3 of them doing the promotion and after it was over these 2 stayed around and hung around for a while and we just started BS with each other and after a few drinks it just happened.

p.s.
Just because I am a gamer that does not mean I am some short fat mutant with a arm growing out of my chest, trust me banging local skanks has never been a big problem for me. In Pittsburgh you only need to have or be one of four things to get semi-hot white chicks.
1. Rich or at least pull off being rich.
2. Have a nice car or SUV.
3. Have your own place, and dont mind having a party there every night.
4. Or be black, and do 2 of the 3 things above.

p.s.s.
To the person something about about why these girls are banging me and not some local sports stars, trust me the radio station knows to keep these skanks far away from any players or they would have a scandal on there hands.

Personally, I thought you were doing fine, keeping the story to a minimum and making it semi believable. You kinda blew it with that post though. "My brother is part owner of a local sports bar"..what? Did you use that as a pickup line? That pretty much has nothing to do with your ability to hook up with these girls. 99% of the time when someone adds in irrelevant info like this, it's a liar trying to make his story sound more credible.

That also applies to the whole Pittsburgh skanks theory you have. Making generalizations to make it sound like it's easier for guys like you to hookup with hot girls - another classic exaggeration tactic.

And the last part about the radio station is ridiculous. Yeah, like the guideline is "Ladies I know you work for fucking ESPN, but stay away from the athletes you dirty whores!" *roll* PLEASE. Athletes bang skanks multiple times a day, that's a perk of being an athlete. Skanks are much less likely to cause scandals, it's when you pick an uppity white girl that likes the word "no" like Kobe did that problems occur.

Oh, and if by "skanks", you mean "two ladies that happen to be employed by one of the top modeling/acting agencies in the midwest", then yeah. *roll* x 1,000

So what's more likely is you met these girls at some event, and spanked it to them later. Which if I met those two I'd probably fap it to them in the shower that night. Difference is that I wouldn't consider it a threesome.

Dave Olson

[zewone]

LMAO!

[larrytrain]

I'm raising up the bullshit flag to full mast on this one.

To wit, the OP is correct about what it takes to get laid in Pittsburgh. It's about as hard as beating a disoriented blind person with an aluminum bat.

[The_Continental]

well said Olson

[hutno]

Of course if you have actual pictures that would solve everything. Cause honestly how could you hang out with grils like that all night and not have pictures

[zionoverfire]

I'm raising up the bullshit flag to full mast on this one.

To wit, the OP is correct about what it takes to get laid in Pittsburgh. It's about as hard as beating a disoriented blind person with an aluminum bat.

Damn I need to move back then :(

[XboxMaster]

This is funny.

[kaw]

Yup. I showed 'em my mad skills at Paper Mario...and bam! I was in a threesome. Crazy eh?

PAPER MARIO. SHE'LL BASICALLY HAVE TO.

Hmm, is that the sequel: Paper Mario and the Thousand Pound Hand?

[6669]

:roll:

[bradr]

Well, I'm riveted. I would like to give the OP the benefit of the doubt as the story screams BS. So, who would actually think they'd be able to get away with a story such as this one if it were not true?

* I also wanted to post on this thread so I could easily find it again for further updates. :D

[daphatty]

Wow, the things I miss out on now that I work for the gov'ment...

Welcome back OLSON'D!

[The Don]

I banged both these chicks last night!

http://www.wtaeradio.com/listingsEntry.asp?ID=73476&PT=1250+tailgaters

http://www.wtaeradio.com/listingsEntry.asp?ID=73474&PT=1250+tailgaters

:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :DHow did you get the chance to bang them? What do tailgaters do? What was the foreplay like?

[el bobo]

Hey I live by Pittsburgh... That's right, noboday cares!

[1SwtDeception]

This is one interesting thread and you guys really disect it down haha. Great detective work? or more like logical thinking. Guys who get laided by like top models all the time I don't think they want to brag it online.. especially on a forum board. I understand by calling your friends but c'mon rushing on CAG to post this topic =\. Even if you don't get laided all the time why post it online to just brag to a bunch of people who might have already banged 5 sexier ladies already. I was even surprised bs was not said sooner, but eh I'm the type to be proved with evidence not word of mouth. I really don't care if you bang someone or not it's just the idea of posting it on the net is strange.. in a way..

[specialk]

bump, cause it needed it. OP needs to come back.

[zewone]

bump, cause it needed it. OP needs to come back.

Hes never coming back to this thread. :rofl:

[Squirms]

This is the funniest topic I've read all day.

[cyberlian]

If this is true, the OP probably got a better deal than those of us that got in on the overstock madness...

[sblymnlcrymnl]

If this is true, the OP probably got a better deal than those of us that got in on the overstock madness...

No, they look like they were about $2 to begin with.

[Delta]

he's lying. i messaged the op and he told me so. o

owned

[cyberlian]

If this is true, the OP probably got a better deal than those of us that got in on the overstock madness...

No, they look like they were about $2 to begin with.

:rofl:
your probably right, $2 sounds about right...
(the greedy bastard also bought more than one...)
:wink:

[zewone]

he's lying. i messaged the op and he told me so. o

owned

LMAO @ OP! What a dumbass! :rofl:

[Cornfedwb]

he's lying. i messaged the op and he told me so. o

owned

LMAO @ OP! What a dumbass! :rofl:

I dunno if I believe he would admit to a raw newbie that he was lying this whole time.

[Scorch]

banging local skanks has never been a big problem for me.

:rofl: STD'D!

[The_Continental]

Post his pm.

he's lying. i messaged the op and he told me so. o

owned

[supadupacheap]

Ya know, if I was going to try to BS here, Id at least be smart enough to stay under the Olsen radar. I mean, once your spotted, you might as well surrender and hope he'll show you mercy.

[zewone]

he's lying. i messaged the op and he told me so. o

owned

LMAO @ OP! What a dumbass! :rofl:

I dunno if I believe he would admit to a raw newbie that he was lying this whole time.

Yeah, you might be right. But MightySlacker sure did a good job of showing he could be able to prove he was lying. After that he might of thought whats the point to keep lying when he can get proved hes lying and look more like a dumbass.

[MightySlacker]

What's funnier that if some of his previous posts are true, he's 31 and has a kid. That info would mean that he is at a disadvantge to getting chicks in the first place, but it's kinda sad that an old guy (old in comparison to other site users) would make up a story to impress a bunch of CAGers.

Dave Olson

[jaykrue]

I dunno if the guy's tellin' the truth or not but I do know that some guys can/will use a kid to score w/ chicks. My sorry ass cousin (divorced) tries this tactic w/ his daughter and as sad as it is, he does get the ladies more than half the time.

[greendc27]

I dunno if the guy's tellin' the truth or not but I do know that some guys can/will use a kid to score w/ chicks. My sorry ass cousin (divorced) tries this tactic w/ his daughter and as sad as it is, he does get the ladies more than half the time.

Maybe but how often does the kid get him threesomes?

[bradr]

I can almost imagine how you can use a kid to play on the heart strings/sympathies/etc of one woman but I don't think there's any way that a kid is going to be a factor in getting a threesome.

[jaykrue]

lol, that's true, I didn't consider it was w/ more than one woman :rofl:

[neocisco]

The brunette is my sister, you son of a bitch!!! :evil:

[jaykrue]

Not to nitpick but all females everywhere is someone's daughter, sister, mother, cousin etc. so it's inevitable that someone, somewhere would find your sister (if she really is) attractive. I'm sure there's some sicko thinking nasty pervy thoughts about my mom (or, hell permitting, my dad) but so what? I'm sure you've thought some naughty thoughts about someone else's sister, daughter, mother, cousin, etc. so what makes you any different from the rest of us? And if your comment was made in sarcasm, then ignore mine as well :lol: The brunette is my sister, you son of a bitch!!! :evil:

[XboxMaster]

The guy could at least post, whether to defend himself or admit.

[SadieDee]

Not to nitpick but all females everywhere is someone's daughter, sister, mother, cousin etc. so it's inevitable that someone, somewhere would find your sister (if she really is) attractive. I'm sure there's some sicko thinking nasty pervy thoughts about my mom (or, hell permitting, my dad) but so what? I'm sure you've thought some naughty thoughts about someone else's sister, daughter, mother, cousin, etc. so what makes you any different from the rest of us? And if your comment was made in sarcasm, then ignore mine as well :lol: The brunette is my sister, you son of a bitch!!! :evil:

I think it's funny that no one cares about the butter-faced blonde, lol. I guess she doesn't have relatives?

[jaykrue]

The blonde IS, however, boobilicious

[sj41]

Do I dare say... bump.

I just got done reading this thread and holy mother fuckin shit is it funny. Good job fellas.

[GameDude]

He hasn't posted since this thread!

[zionoverfire]

He hasn't posted since this thread!

good now we should let this thread die and forget about him.

[MightySlacker]

He hasn't posted since this thread!

Now I feel bad :-(

Dave Olson

[Zenithian Legend]

So... remember when we were just gonna let this die. I resisted posting earlier, and now I see it's been bumped back up again. How about one of our new aquatic, polar animal moderators lock this tall tale up.

[Ledhed]

WISE FROM YOUR GWAVE!!!

[greendc27]

Why'd you bring this back up, just so people can look at the girls again? :D

[Xevious]

WISE FROM YOUR GWAVE!!!

Oh my god ..its the thread that never dies!!! RUN!

[greendj27]

WISE FROM YOUR GWAVE!!!

:lol: fun topics can never die, can they?

[neocisco]

As punishment for your heinous crime, I hereby revoke your moderator privilages.

[Ledhed]

Why'd you bring this back up, just so people can look at the girls again? :D

It came up in another discussion, and I was feeling nostalgic for Dave.

Plus, any chance to use that JSweeney quote is a chance I'm going to act upon.

[danny-o]

butter

everything looks good but her fece

The blonde hair girl(Margot) did have a butter face but had the nicest set of breast I have seen in a long time. The brown hair girl(Jackie) was super hot no butter face there at all, those pictures dont do her justice.
The brown hair girl(Jackie) has makeup caked onto her entire face :lol:

[pukemon]

how drunk were you to be banging that ugly ass blonde?

[greendc27]

how drunk were you to be banging that ugly ass blonde?

If you go back and read the entire thread he was busted for lying about it.

[Ledhed]

how drunk were you to be banging that ugly ass blonde?

Easy. He didn't. :wink:

NINJA EDIT: Damn! Green beat me to it.

[thagoat]

are you a pittsburgher? wtae is a pittsburgh station. those are some local hoes.

[greendc27]

how drunk were you to be banging that ugly ass blonde?

Easy. He didn't. :wink:

NINJA EDIT: Damn! Green beat me to it.

:D

I keep hoping the OP will come back on and post in here again.

[tornadomann]

HAHAHA!! Oh man i forgot all about this thread and how funny it was until i went back and read it all!

[onikage]

I have no reason not to post here, I just broke my previous high on the final level of Katamari. :cool:

Besides, did the OP ever say he experienced sexual escapades with the girls, or just that he "banged" them? There must be other interpretations of "bang".

[Ledhed]

Besides, did the OP ever say he experienced sexual escapades with the girls, or just that he "banged" them? There must be other interpretations of "bang".

Only if you're banging what Reality's Fringe was bragging about. :lol: Otherwise, I see no other possible interpolation of the word "bang."

[greendc27]

Besides, did the OP ever say he experienced sexual escapades with the girls, or just that he "banged" them? There must be other interpretations of "bang".

Only if you're banging what Reality's Fringe was bragging about. :lol: Otherwise, I see no other possible interpolation of the word "bang."

Oh now I understand, he just tripped and "banged" into them.

[Ledhed]

Oh now I understand, he just tripped and "banged" into them.

Yeah. Then, as the OP stated, they spontaneously started making out while he was watching. :lol:

Anyone else remember Reality's story about visiting his college campus? When he tripped that girl and accidentally copped a feel? :lol:

[greendj27]

Oh now I understand, he just tripped and "banged" into them.

Yeah. Then, as the OP stated, they spontaneously started making out while he was watching. :lol:

Anyone else remember Reality's story about visiting his college campus? When he tripped that girl and accidentally copped a feel? :lol:

Was that earlier in this thread? Its been awhile, so I don't remember most of the posts in this.

[Ledhed]

Was that earlier in this thread? Its been awhile, so I don't remember most of the posts in this.

The making out part? Yes. After asked what happened, the OP at some point says, "Not that much; they were kissing alot." I was just reading it a second ago.

[greendj27]

Was that earlier in this thread? Its been awhile, so I don't remember most of the posts in this.

The making out part? Yes. After asked what happened, the OP at some point says, "Not that much; they were kissing alot." I was just reading it a second ago.

I meant the reality's fringe comment. I remember some of the OP's posts because they were all ripped to pieces. :twisted:

[greendc27]

I wanna hear the reality's fringe story, I don't know it.

[blueweltall]

Jackie is hot! I would like to get to know her. :wink: I don't know about the blonde though.

[Ledhed]

I meant the reality's fringe comment. I remember some of the OP's posts because they were all ripped to pieces. :twisted:

He took quite a long hiatus from the boards, but has recently returned so maybe you'll get to hear it straight from him at some point. For now, I will summarize what little I remember of the story.

He was taking a campus tour. Before he got to the campus, he stopped at a convenience store, went to the bathroom, and had to talk to a cop because apparently he looked alot like a person who had once stolen from the store. Reality explained that he had never been there before and was in town to take the campus tour, and was let free.

As he was walking around the campus, he walked past a girl and somehow they tripped over one-another. Now, what happened next was not a move according to R's F; as they were falling, his hand somehow either touched her breast or pulled her shirt off, I don't remember which. He was terrified that she was going to call the cops on him, but she was laughing about it and didn't give it another thought. They talked for a bit after that I believe, and IIRC he has a class with her as well.

[greendc27]

Jackie is hot! I would like to get to know her. :wink: I don't know about the blonde though.

Ah, just have a few beers and she'll look fine.

[greendj27]

I meant the reality's fringe comment. I remember some of the OP's posts because they were all ripped to pieces. :twisted:

He took quite a long hiatus from the boards, but has recently returned so maybe you'll get to hear it straight from him at some point. For now, I will summarize what little I remember of the story.

He was taking a campus tour. Before he got to the campus, he stopped at a convenience store, went to the bathroom, and had to talk to a cop because apparently he looked alot like a person who had once stolen from the store. Reality explained that he had never been there before and was in town to take the campus tour, and was let free.

As he was walking around the campus, he walked past a girl and somehow they tripped over one-another. Now, what happened next was not a move according to R's F; as they were falling, his hand somehow either touched her breast or pulled her shirt off, I don't remember which. He was terrified that she was going to call the cops on him, but she was laughing about it and didn't give it another thought. They talked for a bit after that I believe, and IIRC he has a class with her as well.

Very nice. The old fall down and rip her shirt off in one motion.

[greendc27]

I meant the reality's fringe comment. I remember some of the OP's posts because they were all ripped to pieces. :twisted:

He took quite a long hiatus from the boards, but has recently returned so maybe you'll get to hear it straight from him at some point. For now, I will summarize what little I remember of the story.

He was taking a campus tour. Before he got to the campus, he stopped at a convenience store, went to the bathroom, and had to talk to a cop because apparently he looked alot like a person who had once stolen from the store. Reality explained that he had never been there before and was in town to take the campus tour, and was let free.

As he was walking around the campus, he walked past a girl and somehow they tripped over one-another. Now, what happened next was not a move according to R's F; as they were falling, his hand somehow either touched her breast or pulled her shirt off, I don't remember which. He was terrified that she was going to call the cops on him, but she was laughing about it and didn't give it another thought. They talked for a bit after that I believe, and IIRC he has a class with her as well.

That's great, I definitely want to hear the whole story.

[camoor]

Jackie is hot! I would like to get to know her. :wink: I don't know about the blonde though.

Ah, just have a few beers and she'll look fine.

It might even lead to a 3some :bouncy:

[blueweltall]

Jackie is hot! I would like to get to know her. :wink: I don't know about the blonde though.

Ah, just have a few beers and she'll look fine.

It might even lead to a 3some :bouncy:

:rofl:

:beer:

[zionoverfire]

I remember this thread, David Olson posted about it on his thread.

http://www.slackerville.tk/

[Ledhed]

I remember this thread, David Olson posted about it on his thread.

http://www.slackerville.tk/

It's funny you bumped it at this moment, because he's lurking as we speak.

[zionoverfire]

I remember this thread, David Olson posted about it on his thread.

http://www.slackerville.tk/

It's funny you bumped it at this moment, because he's lurking as we speak.

hence why I bumped it. :wink:

[XboxMaster]

I remember this thread, David Olson posted about it on his thread.

http://www.slackerville.tk/

It's funny you bumped it at this moment, because he's lurking as we speak.


Didn't he say he was leaving the site? Also, I like the way you use "lurking". It makes me feel as if he stalking around in the shadows, seeing what we're doing. :D

[camoor]

For some reason I thought this was going to be about the beastie boys ...

"I don't mean to brag, I don't mean to boast
but I'm intercontinental when I eat french toast"

I am now dancing the

R :robot: B :robot: T

[MegoW64]

Wow, what a stupid thread...but i'll be damned if I didnt just sit here and read all 8 pages of it.

Good stuff :D

[Zenithian Legend]

...don't mean to boast but SugarHill gang like butter on your breakfast toast

[XboxMaster]

Has anyone seen the OP post at all? I remember after pretty much being proved wrong, he disappeared. But, I'm pretty sure he had a Cartman avatar when he first made this thread, now he has a Lindsey Lohan one. I wonder if he's been lurking...

[greendj27]

Has anyone seen the OP post at all? I remember after pretty much being proved wrong, he disappeared. But, I'm pretty sure he had a Cartman avatar when he first made this thread, now he has a Lindsey Lohan one. I wonder if he's been lurking...

He's still posting here. Just click on the profile button on his OP and view his posts. He's made some very recent posts. I think he's justt rying to ignore this thread.

[hutno]

I haven't seen this thread in a while

[zionoverfire]

Has anyone seen the OP post at all? I remember after pretty much being proved wrong, he disappeared. But, I'm pretty sure he had a Cartman avatar when he first made this thread, now he has a Lindsey Lohan one. I wonder if he's been lurking...

He's been posting, check his profile under all posts, some are from the last few days.

And David Olson does visit the site as do a few others who left. What they meant by left is that they were going to stop posting however they still take advantage of deals and perhaps occasionally PM someone.

[Xtreme331]

Man, this thread just won't go away will it? And i"m helping!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh..... .


:D

[Moxio]

I wonder what happened to the OP?

[Ledhed]

I wonder what happened to the OP?

He still posts, as others were saying. He was even in the Halo 2 clan until our last cut list.

[XboxMaster]

Has anyone seen the OP post at all? I remember after pretty much being proved wrong, he disappeared. But, I'm pretty sure he had a Cartman avatar when he first made this thread, now he has a Lindsey Lohan one. I wonder if he's been lurking...

He's been posting, check his profile under all posts, some are from the last few days.

And David Olson does visit the site as do a few others who left. What they meant by left is that they were going to stop posting however they still take advantage of deals and perhaps occasionally PM someone.


:lol: I'm sorry, but I think that idea of lurking and taking advantage of deals but not posting is plain stupid. What jackasses.

[zionoverfire]

Has anyone seen the OP post at all? I remember after pretty much being proved wrong, he disappeared. But, I'm pretty sure he had a Cartman avatar when he first made this thread, now he has a Lindsey Lohan one. I wonder if he's been lurking...

He's been posting, check his profile under all posts, some are from the last few days.

And David Olson does visit the site as do a few others who left. What they meant by left is that they were going to stop posting however they still take advantage of deals and perhaps occasionally PM someone.


:lol: I'm sorry, but I think that idea of lurking and taking advantage of deals but not posting is plain stupid. What jackasses.

The site makes it money off people buying through our links so I don't care if people lurk, it bothers me when they lurk then buy up all the items then try to sell them to us at inflated prices.

Oh and I've never posted a deal myself.

[XboxMaster]

Has anyone seen the OP post at all? I remember after pretty much being proved wrong, he disappeared. But, I'm pretty sure he had a Cartman avatar when he first made this thread, now he has a Lindsey Lohan one. I wonder if he's been lurking...

He's been posting, check his profile under all posts, some are from the last few days.

And David Olson does visit the site as do a few others who left. What they meant by left is that they were going to stop posting however they still take advantage of deals and perhaps occasionally PM someone.


:lol: I'm sorry, but I think that idea of lurking and taking advantage of deals but not posting is plain stupid. What jackasses.

The site makes it money off people buying through our links so I don't care if people lurk, it bothers me when they lurk then buy up all the items then try to sell them to us at inflated prices.

Oh and I've never posted a deal myself.


Yes, I know that all buying, whether from lurkers or regular-posters is beneficiary for this site. But he went to making a thread and shit, I'm pretty sure he even said he got tired of the site, yet he fucking lurks?

[The Shiznit]

1st time reading this thread. Pretty funny stuff. I like how the OP never posted on the thread again after getting busted.

[zewone]

One of the best threads ever. It should be locked to keep its greatness, by not having people comment on it out of nowhere.

[Ledhed]

One of the best threads ever. It should be locked to keep its greatness, by not having people comment on it out of nowhere.

Yeah, Cheapy was saying that the other day.

With that in mind, in before the lock. :wink: