The police just left minx's house...... again!

[minx]

Apparently is illegal or something to leave newspapers uncollected for more than a few days, because the police were banging at both doors, front and back, and this is what I woke up to. Actually, technically I could barely hear the banging over the dog barking and actually couldn't hear the cops yelling "are you all right" until I was halfway to the door.

Did I mention I was naked ;-)

Yes, it gets worse......

After an all-night adultswim binge followed by some guilty gear, I had been sleep about an hour -- naked, as I might have mentioned already -- and too tired to figure out where my clothes were I carried some random stuff from the laundry basket and struggled to put it on on my way to the door. The door with the cop banging on it, so as you can imagine I had some motivation to move., even if I had no fashion sense involved whatsoever.

So I managed to get my wrist braces on just in time to grab the dogs away from the cop, and lock the door. You see, the door was unlocked, and in my tired state I didn't realize it was unlocked so I locked it again before I figured out how a locked door was really hard to open ;-)

So my formally bright white thong is sticking out of my slit to the hips full length jean skirt with the corset laces missing and all the loose buckled bits on my heavy winter barely zippered sweater were flapping around about as loose as I looked and I'm probably lucky they didn't write me up for attempted prostitution on top of the newspapers stick ;-)

Now here is the amazing thing......

After all this, I still wasn't the most disorganized person there!

Yeah, the cops forgot all about the big flashing lights and screaming involved in hauling in my newspaper reading dad away by ambulance the week before. And I'm pretty sure it was one of the same cops!

Apparently the officer was only going to check the records for that kind of thing if I hadn't gotten to the door -- and considering that not many people will answer the door naked like I will, it would have been bye-bye door: hello battering ram {more rational Police Departments would use a lock Smith, but I'm from a my crappy littlest historical town whose law-enforcement ideas are just as old as the tourist attracting stuff, so I don't have high hopes for that sort of thing ;-)

so, now that I'm officially awake {whether I want to be or not} any ideas on how to convince a 70 something-year-old man that he needs to cancel his newspaper until he comes out of the hospital? {He just refused when I called}


Bonus points if you can figure out why passing out three times sequentially -- once while the car was started with him behind the wheel -- is something that should be kept in the family {AKA, minx's evil plot to make an innocent old man loses his license , or so my dad keeps telling me every time I call ;-)

[mozby]

What no photos?

[jmcc]

You shouldn't have mentioned you were naked right out. No one can pay attention after that.

[minx]

LOL!

[el bobo]

You shouldn't have mentioned you were naked right out. No one can pay attention after that.

:rofl:

[epobirs]

Usually if you call up the paper and act like you have authority... uh... Minx nekkid?

[hutno]

Never a dull night

[JSweeney]

Apparently is illegal or something to leave newspapers uncollected for more than a few days, because the police were banging at both doors, front and back, and this is what I woke up to. Actually, technically I could barely hear the banging over the dog barking and actually couldn't hear the cops yelling "are you all right" until I was halfway to the door.

More likely a neighbor called in, worried for your health/saftey.
It'd be a blight issue more than anything, and that would be handled by the city inspectors, not the police.

Did I mention I was naked ;-)

Now you're just being mean :)

Yes, it gets worse......

After an all-night adultswim binge followed by some guilty gear, I had been sleep about an hour -- naked, as I might have mentioned already -- and too tired to figure out where my clothes were I carried some random stuff from the laundry basket and struggled to put it on on my way to the door. The door with the cop banging on it, so as you can imagine I had some motivation to move., even if I had no fashion sense involved whatsoever.

That's not really an issue.. I generally have no fashion sense. Dress shirts and kacki pants all go together, so that solves all my issues :)

So I managed to get my wrist braces on just in time to grab the dogs away from the cop, and lock the door. You see, the door was unlocked, and in my tired state I didn't realize it was unlocked so I locked it again before I figured out how a locked door was really hard to open ;-)

At least you didn't run headlong into it. I've knocked doors off thier hinges or broke the door in a half asleep, hung over, or drunken state.

So my formally bright white thong is sticking out of my slit to the hips full length jean skirt with the corset laces missing and all the loose buckled bits on my heavy winter barely zippered sweater were flapping around about as loose as I looked and I'm probably lucky they didn't write me up for attempted prostitution on top of the newspapers stick ;-)

You're purposely trying to kill me, aren't you minx? :)


Now here is the amazing thing......

After all this, I still wasn't the most disorganized person there!

Yeah, the cops forgot all about the big flashing lights and screaming involved in hauling in my newspaper reading dad away by ambulance the week before. And I'm pretty sure it was one of the same cops!

I doubt unless there is a half naked woman in a thong, police won't remember that many emergency calls. They'll probably remember you next time :)

Apparently the officer was only going to check the records for that kind of thing if I hadn't gotten to the door -- and considering that not many people will answer the door naked like I will, it would have been bye-bye door: hello battering ram {more rational Police Departments would use a lock Smith, but I'm from a my crappy littlest historical town whose law-enforcement ideas are just as old as the tourist attracting stuff, so I don't have high hopes for that sort of thing ;-)

No, if it was a call worried about the health/saftey of people, they would have broken out the battering ram.

so, now that I'm officially awake {whether I want to be or not} any ideas on how to convince a 70 something-year-old man that he needs to cancel his newspaper until he comes out of the hospital? {He just refused when I called}

Get a neighbor to do it. I know if one of my neighbors asked to I'd be happy to take thier papers in for them, or whatever.
(Especially if it was a good looking woman who writes on web forums about answering doors in states of partial undress and sleeping in the nude :) )

Bonus points if you can figure out why passing out three times sequentially -- once while the car was started with him behind the wheel -- is something that should be kept in the family {AKA, minx's evil plot to make an innocent old man loses his license , or so my dad keeps telling me every time I call ;-)

Nope. After my sesiures, I was forced to not drive for six months.. it was hell, but you learn to be an anchor for your friends real quick... I like having a chauffer :)

[kaji7p56]

Wait, wait... So you're a girl? We demand pictures at ONCE!

[punqsux]

that was hard to follow, i read it twice and still dont think i know what happened...it was like porn, 10% story 90% naked

[punqsux]

Wait, wait... So you're a girl? We demand pictures at ONCE!

aaahhh n00bs ^^

[Machine]

If you call the newspaper circulation department and tell them you want to stop delivery, there should be no problem. Whenever I go on vacation, I stop delivery so the papers don't pile up. OR, you could just grab the paper once a day and throw them in a pile in your dad's room - that would make your porch look a little more respectable.

[dcfox]

You should have started the story with "Dear Penthouse . . ." :)

[Reality's Fringe]

I remember answering the door in the morning naked once. Of course, you at least made an effort to put something on whereas those poor Jehovas Witnesses never saw what was coming.....until it was pressed against the glass on the door.

[kaji7p56]

Wait, wait... So you're a girl? We demand pictures at ONCE!

aaahhh n00bs ^^

I didn't know that being here almost 6 months meant that I was still a "n00b". EVen a year from now I will still be a "n00b" in your eyes.

Wow! You sir... are the greatest. :roll:

[yeahokthenfu]

Thats funny

[Gothic Walrus]

So...um...thanks for sharing. :D

Really, though, you should know better than to tell a website full of guys that you were naked...especially after you've posted pictures of yourself. :wink:

[dcfox]

Wait, wait... So you're a girl? We demand pictures at ONCE!

aaahhh n00bs ^^

I didn't know that being here almost 6 months meant that I was still a "n00b". EVen a year from now I will still be a "n00b" in your eyes. Wow. You sir... are the greatest. :roll:

I don't think punq was calling you a noob in reference to the time you've been here but rather because you didn't know minx was a girl.

[kaji7p56]

Wait, wait... So you're a girl? We demand pictures at ONCE!

aaahhh n00bs ^^

I didn't know that being here almost 6 months meant that I was still a "n00b". EVen a year from now I will still be a "n00b" in your eyes. Wow. You sir... are the greatest. :roll:

I don't think punq was calling you a noob in reference to the time you've been here but rather because you didn't know minx was a girl.

I see...

[CaseyRyback]

So...um...thanks for sharing. :D

Really, though, you should know better than to tell a website full of guys that you were naked...especially after you've posted pictures of yourself. :wink:

I see a spike in the use of the search function occuring

[punqsux]

Wait, wait... So you're a girl? We demand pictures at ONCE!

aaahhh n00bs ^^

I didn't know that being here almost 6 months meant that I was still a "n00b". EVen a year from now I will still be a "n00b" in your eyes. Wow. You sir... are the greatest. :roll:

I don't think punq was calling you a noob in reference to the time you've been here but rather because you didn't know minx was a girl.

bingo

[SteveMcQ]

We're glad you're not dead. To prove your health, as we are all rather concerned about you, please post some pics of said incident or even a recreation if you don't have actual pics of the morning in question available.

Quite worried about you, minx.

:wink:

[WhipSmartBanky]

I should do an artist's rendering of incident...

[Dok Diamond]

make a comic of this one

[minx]

Looks like you're going to have to, because my pics topic didn't make the move to the new server when the rest of the boards did. Just ran a search myself, and the only thing left is the hot or not joke topic made in response to the picture topic with mine in it :-(

[WhipSmartBanky]

so, now that I'm officially awake {whether I want to be or not} any ideas on how to convince a 70 something-year-old man that he needs to cancel his newspaper until he comes out of the hospital? {He just refused when I called}

Wait...the nudity distracted me from a pretty obvious point here: Why can't you just take a few minutes once a day and bring the paper inside? Even if you don't read it, it'd be helpful, and he wouldn't have to cancel his subscription. Hell, at least look through the comics and Sunday ads...

[minx]

A combination of allergies, still healing foot surgery and laziness. Also, I'm too cheap to have my allergy pills delivered {local pharmacy wants $20}

[pimp tyranny]

karma

[JSweeney]

I'm telling you, get a neighbor to do it.
There's got to be someone like me around there... I'm so easy to manipulate that it isn't even funny.
I mean, I've helped people with light construction, taking thier garbage out, pushing a dead car down the street, changing tires.


Chalk it up to my niave and trusting nature :)
Heck, maybe I should just go and get a white horse and a suit of mirror finish plate mail.

[bluetoast]

MINX!!! You're here! I haven't seen you in forever!

[punqsux]

MINX!!! You're here! I haven't seen you in forever!

oh the irony

[dcfox]

I'm telling you, get a neighbor to do it.
There's got to be someone like me around there... I'm so easy to manipulate that it isn't even funny.
I mean, I've helped people with light construction, taking thier garbage out, pushing a dead car down the street, changing tires.


Chalk it up to my niave and trusting nature :)
Heck, maybe I should just go and get a white horse and a suit of mirror finish plate mail.

Didn't you say you also pleasured that old shut-in?

[bluetoast]

lol punqsux!

[Monsta Mack]

Everyones coming out of the shadows now ;)

[Duo_Maxwell]

Am I the only one wondering how you became naked from watching Adult Swim and playing Guilty Gear. I mean GG is cool and all but I usually don't play it in the buff. Then again who am I to question such things...

And believe it or not I've had the cops come for the same reason once in high school while my parents were on vacation for 2 weeks. I never read the paper therefore it never occured to me that I should go to the front door everyday before school to get it. Eventually a cop showed up after about 13 newspapers was piled at the front door.

[MorbidAngel4Life]

Hey, a girl playing a fighting game in the nude is alright by me :wink:

[ElfAngel7]

who would think naked would become a popular search term at a gaming site

[MorbidAngel4Life]

This coming from a person with boob-groping in their sig.

[cag1000]

police can really be a hassle.
i have pull with that particular force i can prob help
give me ur # and i will tell them to leave that specific house alone






:D

[spyhunterk19]

This coming from a person with boob-groping in their sig.

true true true

[WhipSmartBanky]

police can really be a hassle.
i have pull with that particular force i can prob help
give me ur # and i will tell them to leave that specific house alone






:D

BILL O'REILLY'D

[sj41]

MINX!!! You're here! I haven't seen you in forever!

oh the irony :rofl: It's funny cause it's true. It's funny cause it's true. :lol:

[beerguy961]

that was hard to follow, i read it twice and still dont think i know what happened...it was like porn, 10% story 90% naked

My feelings exactly....

How popular will this topic be?

[Ugamer_X]

police can really be a hassle.
i have pull with that particular force i can prob help
give me ur # and i will tell them to leave that specific house alone






:D

BILL O'REILLY'D
:rofl:

[sblymnlcrymnl]

I'm telling you, get a neighbor to do it.
There's got to be someone like me around there... I'm so easy to manipulate that it isn't even funny.
I mean, I've helped people with light construction, taking thier garbage out, pushing a dead car down the street, changing tires.


Chalk it up to my niave and trusting nature :)
Heck, maybe I should just go and get a white horse and a suit of mirror finish plate mail.

Didn't you say you also pleasured that old shut-in?

:rofl:

[JSweeney]

I'm telling you, get a neighbor to do it.
There's got to be someone like me around there... I'm so easy to manipulate that it isn't even funny.
I mean, I've helped people with light construction, taking thier garbage out, pushing a dead car down the street, changing tires.


Chalk it up to my niave and trusting nature :)
Heck, maybe I should just go and get a white horse and a suit of mirror finish plate mail.

Didn't you say you also pleasured that old shut-in?

:rofl:

:shock: Whaaat! Ouch. I guess that's what I get for trying to be honest and helpful, eh?

:shock:

[dcfox]

I'm telling you, get a neighbor to do it.
There's got to be someone like me around there... I'm so easy to manipulate that it isn't even funny.
I mean, I've helped people with light construction, taking thier garbage out, pushing a dead car down the street, changing tires.


Chalk it up to my niave and trusting nature :)
Heck, maybe I should just go and get a white horse and a suit of mirror finish plate mail.

Didn't you say you also pleasured that old shut-in?

:rofl:

:shock: Whaaat! Ouch. I guess that's what I get for trying to be honest and helpful, eh?

:shock:

Don't take offense Mr.JSweeney. You're a much better person than I am. Besides I'm sure I'll get mines soon enough.

[JSweeney]

Don't worry, dcfox.. that comes of a bit harsher than I had hoped. As everything was in jest, it's all cool. I actually expected someone to take a shot at me for that. (if not you, it would have been banky, Big Nick, etc.)

But seriously, Minx, go ask a neighbor to do it.
I bet they'd love to help you and your father out.

[ZeroSupporT]

I think if you call and tell them your on vacation they'll keep em and bag em for you.

[neocisco]

OK, I finally finished cleaning the drool off my keyboard. You were saying something about the cops delivering the newspaper to David Hasselhoff in a retirement community? Right?

[hiccupleftovers]

great story. had me from when you said naked.

[masta0031]

hey, im naked too! why dosent anyone wana listen to me?? :(

[piranaski]

On the father issue, if u get a note from his doctor saying he shouldnt drive as he is a hazard on the road the DMV will suspend his lic.

[JSweeney]

On the father issue, if u get a note from his doctor saying he shouldnt drive as he is a hazard on the road the DMV will suspend his lic.

Yeah, but that will cause family strife.
That's a last option recourse, which you would take only if he's a complete danger to himself and others.
That, and it still doesn't actually physically stop him from driving the care.
Pulling a fuse, seperating wires from a battery... those are harmless things that would work and not cause a huge session of family infighting. (depending on the handiness and techinical aptitude of the person)

[Backlash]

Wait a minute, wait a minute. How old is minx? Cause I don't want to drool and stuff unless she's over 18 :)

[E-Z-B]

Wait a minute, wait a minute. How old is minx? Cause I don't want to drool and stuff unless she's over 18 :)

Look here: http://cheapassgamer.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=3898&postdays=0&postorder=asc&high light=hotter+minx+asian&start=60

[Backlash]

Oh, yeah, I saw that. She is certainly cute, but of indeterminable age. I will hold off on any naked gamer jokes.

[Mookyjooky]

Saying she was naked was Okay, but when she described the white thong and the other clothing she put on I was more turned on.

Naked = Generic girl
Thong (White one, no doubt), length jean skirt with the corset laces = A Freak.......

So, I got some 2d fighters and some adult swim dvds....how about we get together sometime?

[CappyCobra]

Oh, yeah, I saw that. She is certainly cute, but of indeterminable age. I will hold off on any naked gamer jokes.
(whooop-woooo!!!) Helllo officer. I didn't know! Forgive me!!!! :-D

[JSweeney]

We so need a flash based fighting game.
There's so many people that would make outstanding characters and enough twisted storylines to keep it running (new ending scenes).

I figure if we got one decent engine running, the artwork could be changed over and over. (Just like Street Fighter 2) :)

A battle for Minx's attention would be a great subject for one.... but the twist would be when you get to the end of the game, you have to fight Minx, and the AI would cheat so badly that she could NEVER, EVER lose... and then have her sprite point and laugh uproariously at the defeated character.

Hmmm.
Maybe I should get my Flash programming books out again :)

[Mookyjooky]

Good idea for a game....I wanna be a ninja that jumps out of a bathtub that tubgirl is in.

[Backlash]

RoboCheapy would be a sweet character. And Big Nick would be like a cross between E. Honda and Haggar (from Final Fight), but with a cigar instead of a diaper.

[shrike4242]

Now that I've gone through all the threads, seen the pics, and feel up to speed on things, I'm going to have to say that minx is a most fitting name for minx, especially after reading the story and seeing the pics. :evil:

And from one of the almost-noobs-that-isn't-a-noob, nice to see you around, minx.

[teenwolf]

Did I mention I was naked ;-)

Yes, it gets worse......

Yes... Apparently it does...


After an all-night adultswim binge followed by some guilty gear, I had been sleep about an hour -- naked, as I might have mentioned already -- and too tired to figure out where my clothes were I carried some random stuff from the laundry basket and struggled to put it on on my way to the door. The door with the cop banging on it, so as you can imagine I had some motivation to move., even if I had no fashion sense involved whatsoever.

So I managed to get my wrist braces on just in time to grab the dogs away from the cop, and lock the door. You see, the door was unlocked, and in my tired state I didn't realize it was unlocked so I locked it again before I figured out how a locked door was really hard to open ;-)

So my formally bright white thong is sticking out of my slit to the hips full length jean skirt with the corset laces missing and all the loose buckled bits on my heavy winter barely zippered sweater were flapping around about as loose as I looked and I'm probably lucky they didn't write me up for attempted prostitution on top of the newspapers stick ;-)

Just how many frantic private messages from slack jawed sexually frustrated teenage boys were you expecting from this post? :roll:

[WhipSmartBanky]

Just how many frantic private messages from slack jawed sexually frustrated teenage boys were you expecting from this post? :roll:

Eh, you're just mad she hasn't PMd you back... :rofl:

[pimp_daddy_smurf]

good one WSB. like always.

[teenwolf]

Eh, you're just mad she hasn't PMd you back... :rofl:

oh man, you totally caught me. I spend my days looking desperately for love and attention on game discount forums... :P

[WhipSmartBanky]

Eh, you're just mad she hasn't PMd you back... :rofl:

oh man, you totally caught me. I spend my days looking desperately for love and attention on game discount forums... :P

Don't forget the porn... ;)

[JSweeney]

The first step to dealing with your problem is acknowledging you have one.
12 steps, man, 12 steps.

[JSweeney]

Eh, you're just mad she hasn't PMd you back... :rofl:

oh man, you totally caught me. I spend my days looking desperately for love and attention on game discount forums... :P

Don't forget the porn... ;)

Well, at least it's not dead people or people with tails...
right, dcfox? :twisted:

[dcfox]

Eh, you're just mad she hasn't PMd you back... :rofl:

oh man, you totally caught me. I spend my days looking desperately for love and attention on game discount forums... :P

Don't forget the porn... ;)

Well, at least it's not dead people or people with tails...
right, dcfox? :twisted:

I guess from now on my name is going to be synonymous with sexual depravity.

[JSweeney]

Yep. Just like Banky is now Lord of the Avatars,
CheapyD the Lord Master of all he surveys, Minx the Lady of the Random classy yet sexy escapades, and I the Knight Errant of Justice and Wandering Bard-minstrel of Parody.

Welcome to the club, dcfox, or should I say, Sire of Sexual Depravity.

[tyecko]

minx is a chick?

[JSweeney]

minx is a chick?

Please be joking.
Please.

[tyecko]

haha no I dont think I've ever read any of her topics before, are there any pics of her on the site?

[dcfox]

Yep. Just like Banky is now Lord of the Avatars,
CheapyD the Lord Master of all he surveys, Minx the Lady of the Random classy yet sexy escapades, and I the Knight Errant of Justice and Wandering Bard-minstrel of Parody.

Welcome to the club, dcfox, or should I say, Sire of Sexual Depravity.

I prefer Lord of Lechers.

[flowery]

I believe this site is better than any reality tv or soap oprea that can ever be thought up. Whats a good one...As the cheap ass gamer world turns...

[scdoanintendo]

This topic has turned into an entertaining read.

[JSweeney]

Turned? It started out that way.
Naked/Half naked women sequeing into what it is now. How can that not be entertaining? :)

[Gothic Walrus]

Eh, you're just mad she hasn't PMd you back... :rofl:

oh man, you totally caught me. I spend my days looking desperately for love and attention on game discount forums... :P

Don't forget the porn... ;)

Well, at least it's not dead people or people with tails...
right, dcfox? :twisted:

Um...what's the story with dcfox? I don't think I remember this one...

[scdoanintendo]

Turned? It started out that way.
Naked/Half naked women sequeing into what it is now. How can that not be entertaining? :)

True, I guess naked women+Guilty Gear+Adult Swim= Funny or killer app.