View Full Version : Don't get caught with your pants down...
Admiral Ackbar
10-18-2004, 03:44 PM
Graduation Streaker Exposed to Jail Time (http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/ap/20041015/ap_on_fe_st/brf_streaker_sentenced_2)
This poor guy got SCREWED by the justice system.
Cornfedwb
10-18-2004, 03:45 PM
I saw that in the paper yesterday.. facing up to 2 years in jail. That's absurd for something so stupid.
bignick
10-18-2004, 03:50 PM
Thats funny.
redgopher
10-18-2004, 03:50 PM
A fine would have suited so much better...
PsyClerk
10-18-2004, 03:58 PM
It's all Bush's fault.
/am I chic yet?
SteveMcQ
10-18-2004, 04:02 PM
It's all Bush's fault.
/am I chic yet? :rofl:
jdevlin7756
10-18-2004, 04:12 PM
Dude, wait.... What kind of a system puts innocent people who expose themselves to children in prison when Osama Bin Laden is still free.
Now I know I'm chic.
cyberlian
10-18-2004, 04:15 PM
Justice has finaly been served!
xzafixz
10-18-2004, 04:17 PM
He deserves it, too bad he won't be going to federal prison.
rajchakrabarti
10-18-2004, 04:17 PM
you got drug dealers with less punishments then that....
Kaijufan
10-18-2004, 04:22 PM
Maybe he should have just done his homework so he would of graduated.
Admiral Ackbar
10-18-2004, 04:47 PM
He deserves it, too bad he won't be going to federal prison.
That's federal "pound me in the ass" prison.
smellhasreturned
10-18-2004, 04:50 PM
2 years sounds a bit much
maybe 5 months would be better
neocisco
10-18-2004, 04:52 PM
Off with his head!
Scorch
10-18-2004, 04:53 PM
or how about a small fine? geez.
Every time I see the word "streaker", the streaker music from LSL: Magna Cum Laude plays in my head.
willardhaven
10-18-2004, 05:10 PM
That's dick... no pun intended.
He should have been given a small fine.
GuilewasNK
10-18-2004, 05:43 PM
I saw that in the paper yesterday.. facing up to 2 years in jail. That's absurd for something so stupid.
That's what happens when people think a child's innocence has been trodden upon. I think its absurd too. Martha Stewart didn't get that kind of time. That being said, it should be common knowledge that public nudity is illegal. He should get some time but a possible max of 2 years is stupid.
you got drug dealers with less punishments then that....
Agreed. I also think that if it was a female streaker she would have gotten off easy (please no crude jokes, lol). I remember when a lady streaked at Wimbledon and merely got a fine and an order to not show up there again. Children were there too. Of course that was Europe though. I bet if a girl did that instead of that guy she still would have gotten a lighter sentence. I am not sticking up for the guy but that kind of sentence is ridiculous. Even some drunk drivers don't get that kind of sentence (Leonard Little for the Rams). He should have had a 1 month max sentence, a fine and community service. I think the fact that he wasn't supposed to be there playe a part in the ruling too.
XboxMaster
10-18-2004, 07:40 PM
Expanding on GuilewasNK's comment, didn't Martha Stewart do something illegal that involved a shit-load of money and she got six months as well?
ElfAngel7
10-18-2004, 07:43 PM
regardless, a streak is not worth jail time. That's just the cops abusing they're power so in they're mind that'll convince others to not do it. Utter ridicolous
cag1000
10-18-2004, 07:44 PM
what do u expect
the world is a fucked up piece of shit
justice freedom american dream?
kill everyone and drink their blood
fuck them all and their rules
keepin the man down
187 on a mother fucking pig
Dok Diamond
10-18-2004, 07:49 PM
well he could be out in 6 months, but this system does suck i know personally.
That's just the cops abusing they're power so in they're mind that'll convince others to not do it. Utter ridicolous
Law enforcement is most efficient when the guilty party is an average Joe who pays his taxes, has a permenant residence, no aliases, is sound of mind, and holds a steady job. That's their time to shine, and to make an example out of the dangerous felon (was this streaker even guilty of a felony?) If the perpetrator is a jobless, tattooed, drugged-crazed loser with no easily traceable background information, police don't know where to drive to to arrest him and can only ask you, the common citizen, to please please please help find this dangerous man for them (1-800-DOMY-JOB) so that he can be brought to justice. If the guilty party is a famous, wealthy celebrity, he'll turn himself in so he can do time in a "prison facility" that's more nicely equipped than many people's apartment complexes. Look at that, I think I just channeled George Carlin (the older, angry version) ...and he's not even dead.
Dok Diamond
10-18-2004, 08:03 PM
just because you got tattoos doesnt mean your a bad person
sblymnlcrymnl
10-18-2004, 08:06 PM
:lol:
GuilewasNK
10-18-2004, 08:06 PM
what do u expect
the world is a shaq-fued up piece of shit
justice freedom american dream?
kill everyone and drink their blood
shaq-fu them all and their rules
keepin the man down
187 on a mother shaq-fuing pig
Um....ok...
The world isn't that screwed. If it was you wouldn't be on CAG :)
Saying all cops are bad or pigs is just as bad as cops saying all kids are potential criminals. Neither side should stereotype.
friedram
10-18-2004, 08:11 PM
RBM - You F'ing rule- I love your answer- exactly damn right.
Problem is that cops are people too- people are generally lazy- who do I want to bust--
Option 1- bust someone who will probably try to kill me, but if I do I'll stop them from killing and hurting people.
Option 2- Pretend that I don't see the crime and bust people who pay taxes for speeding, jaywalking, whatever because I'm really a pussy at heart.
:x :evil: