Ass & Tetris (You Forgot Poland) - a CheapyD/CAG Production - Now with Video!

[CheapyD]

RIGHT-CLICK HERE (http://www.cheapassgamer.com/forums/../cheapyd/Ass_&_Tetris_%28You_Forgot_Poland%29.mp3) and select "Save Target As..." to download (2.9 MB .MP3).


EDIT (7/31/06): Music Video Added (Made by Zack at http://www.zacksmovies.com)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jc4L0V6w3Fg
The first one was somewhat popular, so I figured I'd give it another shot.

This one combines DJ Assault's "Ass & Titties" with the theme from Tetris. Even GWB joins in on the fun...

***WARNING***
The lyrics in DJ Assault's "Ass & Titties" are sexually explicit, therefore this track should not be listened to those under 18 without your parents approval. The lyrics do not reflect my personal opinions nor do they reflect the opinions of CAG Productions, LLC.



Credits:
"Ass & Titties" by DJ Assault.
http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/B00004TAGJ

Theme from Tetris by ???
I have no idea who wrote this music, but its probably owned by the Russian Government!
I sampled it from Video Game Breaks & Sound Effects Volume 2 vinyl.
http://www.yosumi.com (http://www.yosumi.com/)

Equipment used:
1 Technics 1200 Turntable (with Ass & Titties vinyl)
1 Boss SP-202 Sampler (tetris & GWB samples)
1 Gemini UMX-9 Mixer

NOTE: If you want to link to this song, please use this link:
http://www.cheapassgamer.com/forums/showthread.php?t=25462

Check out the first song from CAG Productions, Take a Lick of Megaman (http://www.cheapassgamer.com/forums/showthread.php?t=6965).

[smalien1]

Someone should post Dogma's definition of 'disclaimer' from the start of the movie, I don't feel like looking it up

[MadChedar0]

Haha, fantastic. I'm looking forward to some Cheapy freestyle in the future (lyrically)

[evilmojo12542]

wow when is the complete cd due out?

[sblymnlcrymnl]

Someone should post Dogma's definition of 'disclaimer' from the start of the movie, I don't feel like looking it up

Disclaimer: 1) a renunciation of any claim to or connection with;
2) disavowal; 3) a statement made to save one's own ass.

Though it'll go without saying ten minutes or so into
these proceedings. View Askew would like to state that
this film is- from start to finish- a work of comedic fantasy,
not to be taken seriously. To insist that any of what follows
is incendiary of inflammatory is to miss our intention and
pass undue judgment; and passing judgment is reserved for God
and God alone (this goes for you film critics too...just kidding.)

So please-before you think about hurting someone over this
trifle of a film, remember: even God has a sense of humor.
Just look at the Platypus.
thank you and enjoy the show.

P.S. WE sincerely apologize to all Platypus enthusiasts out there
who are offended by that thoughtless comment about the Platypi
We at View Askew respect the noble Platypus, and it is not our
intention to alight these stupid creatures in any way.
thank you again and enjoy the show.

Cheapy, you kick so much ass it's not even funny.

[godhatesjustyou]

wow, i like this one a lot better than the megaman one.

[Gothic Walrus]

Someone should post Dogma's definition of 'disclaimer' from the start of the movie, I don't feel like looking it up

Disclaimer: 1) a renunciation of any claim to or connection with; 2) disavowal; 3) a statement made to save one's own ass.

Though it'll go without saying ten minutes or so into these preceedings, View Askew would like to state that this film is from start to finish a work of comedic fantasy, not to be taken seriously. To insist that any of what follows is incendiary or inflammatory is to miss our intention and pass judgement; and passing judgement is reserved for God and God alone

(This goes for you film critics too...just kidding).

So please before you think about hurting someone over this trifle of a film, remember: even God has a sense of humor. Just look at the Platypus. Thank you and enjoy the show.

P.S. We sincerely apologize to all Platypus enthusiasts out there who are offended by that thoughtless comment about Platypi. We at View Askew respect the noble Platypus, and it is not our intention to slight these stupid creatures in any way.

Thank you again and enjoy the show

Anyway...I'd listen to the track, but my speakers don't work...and as a result, my headphones don't either. :(

EDIT: I swear, sblymnlcrymnl's post wasn't there when I clicked "Post Reply." Stupid Comcast internet connection...

[Jaket]

lol i love it! i have heard this before too! cheapy played it over some radio thing for me the other day live

brilliant!

[zewone]

Clean.

[KrazyKefka]

Awesome. Nice work CheapyD.

[xzafixz]

I'll agree this is better than the other one, I look forward to more.

[kaji7p56]

Ass...Titties...Hmm. YOU ARE SPEAKING MY LANGUAGE!!

[Rich]

Someone should post Dogma's definition of 'disclaimer' from the start of the movie, I don't feel like looking it up

Disclaimer: 1) a renunciation of any claim to or connection with; 2) disavowal; 3) a statement made to save one's own ass.

Though it'll go without saying ten minutes or so into these preceedings, View Askew would like to state that this film is from start to finish a work of comedic fantasy, not to be taken seriously. To insist that any of what follows is incendiary or inflammatory is to miss our intention and pass judgement; and passing judgement is reserved for God and God alone

(This goes for you film critics too...just kidding).

So please before you think about hurting someone over this trifle of a film, remember: even God has a sense of humor. Just look at the Platypus. Thank you and enjoy the show.

P.S. We sincerely apologize to all Platypus enthusiasts out there who are offended by that thoughtless comment about Platypi. We at View Askew respect the noble Platypus, and it is not our intention to slight these stupid creatures in any way.

Thank you again and enjoy the show

Anyway...I'd listen to the track, but my speakers don't work...and as a result, my headphones don't either. :(

EDIT: I swear, sblymnlcrymnl's post wasn't there when I clicked "Post Reply." Stupid Comcast internet connection...

Go get a USB headset.

[WhipSmartBanky]

...

:rofl:

This is great!

[skygunnerblue]

awesome... i look forward to the next production :)

[1SwtDeception]

haha this was something worth listening to if your a ass and titties fan ^_~ but yea another cool Cheapy D production. Good job Dj Cheapy =P.

[sying]

Any plans of a cheapassCD?

Maybe a Zelda remix?

[punqsux]

no offence to you cheapy but...I FUCKING HATE DJ ASSAULT!!!!!!

i had to put up with a set from him 4 or 5 years ago when he was oepning for mindless self indulgence and lords of acid...man i hate him, as did the whole crowd...and msi :lol:

[jimbodan]

This one was cool and very well mixed, but I liked Take a Lick better, that one just rocked IMO. I guess I don't like this one as well because I don't really like the original song nearly as much.

[Ledhed]

man i hate him, as did the whole crowd...and msi :lol:

I hate MSI, for the sole fact that they wrote a song called "I Hate Jimmy Page" :evil: :lol: :wink:

[punqsux]

man i hate him, as did the whole crowd...and msi :lol:

I hate MSI, for the sole fact that they wrote a song called "I Hate Jimmy Page" :evil: :lol: :wink:

if you think thats bad you should hear them rip on him on their radio only cd single. i was HUGE into msi 5 years ago, and i have about 15 diffrent cds/versions of their stuff...i dont lissent to them mucha nymore, but they's good memories

[CheapyD]

no offence to you cheapy but...I shaq-fuing HATE DJ ASSAULT!!!!!!

i had to put up with a set from him 4 or 5 years ago when he was oepning for mindless self indulgence and lords of acid...man i hate him, as did the whole crowd...and msi :lol:

I saw him live once too. He wasn't very impressive and he only spun for an hour or less. His import CD that I link to in the OP(from Japan, I think) is kick ass though. Too bad its so expensive.

[Machine]

Very nice.

[PapiChullo]

Great mix

Keep the mixes coming, I want to make a CD. :)

[Haggar]

http://img55.exs.cx/img55/4976/DCP_14.jpg

[CheapyD]

Nice pic!
Looks like I screwed up the ID tag...its supposed to read Ass & Tetris, not Titties.
I'll fix that tonight.

[Tromack]

man i hate him, as did the whole crowd...and msi :lol:

I hate MSI, for the sole fact that they wrote a song called "I Hate Jimmy Page" :evil: :lol: :wink:

if you think thats bad you should hear them rip on him on their radio only cd single. i was HUGE into msi 5 years ago, and i have about 15 diffrent cds/versions of their stuff...i dont lissent to them mucha nymore, but they's good memories

Me too. Are we the same person?

Anyway, Cheapy, nice song. I prefer Take a Lick of Megaman more though. I've just never been a fan of "Ass & Titties". I had a roommate who played it all the time, and I was never a big fan of him, so it didn't indear the song to me.

[Santurio]

very nice!

[GuilewasNK]

The lyrics in DJ Assault's "Ass & Titties" are sexually explicit...

ROTFLMAO!!

Dear God, that is the most quotable thing I ever heard in my life! :lol:


I can't wait to hear this when I get home.

[defender]

I think I will loop part of this in my store. It seems to fit for the game crowd. Maybe the Tetris theme will get their attention and/or hypnotize them.

stanking ass bitches that need to wash up..you need ...soap and water

This should be on permanent loop in my store.

[Zenithian Legend]

Bout time I dl'd this, I've been waiting for the next Cheapy production since I heard takealickofmegaman

[help1]

this is cool but all I can hear is the tettris beat with the words ass and tities

[fragmanslayer]

Thats cause the damn song is repetition of him saying ass & titties. Would it take a genius to come up with those lyrics? Catchy though. Good job cheapy with the mix. Cant wait for the next one.

[robogriff]

I miss a day and look what happens. Hot stuff Cheapy. You should strive to feed your rabid fans at least once a quarter. It seems like forever since take a lick of mega man. I'm ready for the next joint. Or better, CheapAssRadio!!

[guyver2077]

dont know if its possible to top ur megaman one but nice work~

[Mr. Anderson]

Here's what I've come up with so far. It's unofficial, and I know someone will come up with something better, but hey:

http://img94.exs.cx/img94/3657/CAGAlbumBig.jpg

1. "Take a Lick of Mega Man" - CheapyD
2. "Do It The Cheapass Way" - Acrylic
3. "CAG Rap" - Stealthy Seal
4. "Ass & Tetris (You Forgot Poland) - CheapyD

We need some more Cheap Ass tracks!

[Jaket]

Here's what I've come up with so far. It's unofficial, and I know someone will come up with something better, but hey:

http://img94.exs.cx/img94/3657/CAGAlbumBig.jpg

1. "Take a Lick of Mega Man" - CheapyD
2. "Do It The Cheapass Way" - Acrylic
3. "Ass & Tetris (You Forgot Poland) - CheapyD

We need some more Cheap Ass tracks!

eh em... the cheap ass rap by yours truely

:oops: why did i bring that up :(

[tenzor]

nice job cheapy!

[Mr. Anderson]

Here's what I've come up with so far. It's unofficial, and I know someone will come up with something better, but hey:

http://img94.exs.cx/img94/3657/CAGAlbumBig.jpg

1. "Take a Lick of Mega Man" - CheapyD
2. "Do It The Cheapass Way" - Acrylic
3. "Ass & Tetris (You Forgot Poland) - CheapyD

We need some more Cheap Ass tracks!

eh em... the cheap ass rap by yours truely

:oops: why did i bring that up :(

Oh shit, I forgot about that! Sorry Stealthy, I even have it in iTunes, I just completley forgot!

[Backlash]

Need to set some of JSweeney's parody songs to music - instant CAG album. Though not as cool as Cheapy's mixes.

[broke]

Wow. Talk about art imitating life.
I think about Ass and Titties while playing video games all the time. And the Tetris factor gives it a nostalgic edge.
Nice job D.

[D4rkewolfe]

Need to set some of JSweeney's parody songs to music - instant CAG album. Though not as cool as Cheapy's mixes.
Hey now, I made the first parody and then me and JSweeney did a couple pages a long time ago...sure he made more...but what about me? Sure, sure forget about D4rkewolfe...I know probably the majority of you are asking "Just who is this guy?"

Probably know Darke Katt more than me ; ;

Must post more often :P

[Backlash]

Yeah we new guys have never heard of you. :) actually, I haven't seen Katt post in forever either.

[Mr. Anderson]

Need to set some of JSweeney's parody songs to music - instant CAG album. Though not as cool as Cheapy's mixes.
Hey now, I made the first parody and then me and JSweeney did a couple pages a long time ago...sure he made more...but what about me? Sure, sure forget about D4rkewolfe...I know probably the majority of you are asking "Just who is this guy?"

Probably know Darke Katt more than me ; ;

Must post more often :P

Get off your PS2, D4rke!

[Snake2715]

Alright thiS iS greAt stuff! i was listeNing anD smalien1 liTtle guy was bouncIng righT along wiTh the musIc.... vEry funny Stuff.

where are all the other songs at?

[CheapyD]

where are all the other songs at?
Take a Lick of Megaman (http://www.cheapassgamer.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=15523)

[Snake2715]

/\ Cheapy

I mean these:
2. "Do It The Cheapass Way" - Acrylic
3. "CAG Rap" - Stealthy Seal

[CheapyD]

http://www.cheapassgamer.com/cheapyd/DoItTheCheapAssWay.mp3

http://www.cheapassgamer.com/cheapyd/cagrap.mp3

[Snake2715]

WOW!!!

I just clicked the top link and it started playing right away it was so loud....

I tried to cover it up with a cough but dont know if I pulled it off..


Thanks CheapyD!
These are for listening to at home from now on though.. or at least for the next week or so.

[FunkSoulBrother]

Not bad, the beat is pretty good.

[Death2Sanity]

While I recognize the talent needed for this kinda stuff, my tolerance for hip-hop is insanely low.

Still, pretty cool there.

[diablo343]

You forgot Poland, HAHAHA.
Ok, Scardy McFear-A-Lot!

[Greetard]

Bump because these songs are fucking ill.

[CheapyD]

RISE!

Music Video Added (Made by Zack at http://www.zacksmovies.com) to OP

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jc4L0V6w3Fg

[Dr Mario Kart]

What exactly did you do if it was directed and edited by this Zack guy.

Furthermore, what does the missus think of these shenanigans?

[Roufuss]

Furthermore, what does the missus think of these shenanigans?

Well...



The lyrics do not reflect my personal opinions nor do they reflect the opinions of CAG Productions, LLC.



Cheapy is not into the ass and titties, apparently, or clean women ;)

[Mr.Answer]

Strange thing to have on the front page.

[CheapyD]

What exactly did you do if it was directed and edited by this Zack guy. I remixed the song.

Furthermore, what does the missus think of these shenanigans? She likes it!

[mr ryles]

I'm gunna be humming ass and titties in my head all day long now along with soap & water

[mikeohara]

bahahahah, nice vid there Cheapy! It made my day!

[mcgavin27]

Pretty good video.

[assassinX]

That song was pretty good.

[Moxio]

Dayum diz iz old! xD

[MrSneis]

man that was good

[cag1000]

Ive had this song on my hard drive and ipod since Cheapy first posted it. I wirelessly send it to my Xbox 360 for background music and have it on repeat all the time like when I beat my high score in Geometry Wars. :)

[defender]

That was great. I still listen to that track.

[GuilewasNK]

I made one to the anime Eiken a few months ago and I just never bothered to upload it. I'll post it in a sec.

All right, here it is. NSFW. Eiken pretty much sucks on its own, but it regards to the song "Ass and Tetris" it fits perfectly. Yes it is bizarre and even disturbing. :lol:

Sorry about the subtitles and haphazard editing. I don't have Pinnacle on my XP system so I had to use Windows Movie Maker.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LaREfXdEyE0

[kaw]

Man I forgot all about that Encyclopedia Britannica dork... Curse you for making me remember!

[KaneRobot]

Not a bad video.

For lack of a better non-wrestling related term....I marked for Lucas taking his glasses off.

[Kendal]

I click the link to the first song, but it goes to some page not directed to the first song. Cheapy, is that really your mix? That is awesome. I have a friend who did a mix of the Seasme Street song and some other song I can't think of. If you ever are in the Detroit area(It is closer to Tokyo than you think ;) ) and you want to throw down a full set, I know some people. That was awesome. More please.

[CheapyD]

Yeah, it's my mix.
Here is the working link to Take a Lick of Megaman:
http://www.cheapassgamer.com/forums/showthread.php?t=6965

[danny-o]

It was ok until the maker had to shove his freaking politics BS in my face,

[seppuku]

Who is the chick dancing in the bathtub? Inquiring minds would like to know....

[seanr1221]

Who is the chick dancing in the bathtub? Inquiring minds would like to know....


My friend told me its christinamodel

:drool:

[GuilewasNK]

My friend told me its christinamodel

:drool:

Yeah.

She's something else. Nothing but tease though.

[CheapyD]

A new one...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HynvLkNUGx4

[Scobie]

Dude, you're killin' us with the DJ Assault... We want *fresh* jamz, y0!

[mr ryles]

can never get enough of some ass and titties.

[Dead of Knight]

I like the new video a lot. I like how J Allard is an "ass" and various companies are "broke-ass hoes." :rofl: