View Full Version : What is your favorite Ralph qoute?
D4rkewolfe
03-15-2004, 09:31 PM
Just because I was inspired by a squirrel!
I have plenty of great qoutes I love but one of my favorites would be
"You smell like dead bunnies"
To the Superintendant Chalmers...
"HI Super Nintendo Chalmers!"
yellowaznboy
03-15-2004, 11:05 PM
"My doctor said I wouldn't have so many nose bleeds if I kept my finger out of there."
CheapyD
03-15-2004, 11:05 PM
"I'm eating purple berries...they taste like burning."
basketkase543
03-15-2004, 11:06 PM
In keeping with what i think was my inspirational quote:
"My cat smells like catfood"
Hey kaw, i love your avatar. Man those spongemonkeys are catchy!
magilacudy
03-15-2004, 11:09 PM
"It tastes like burning."
"...You choo choo choose me?"
EDIT: Cheapy when I posted yours wasn't up yet. Annoyed grunt.. doh!
EDIT 2: I guess yours is the correct quote...
chosen1s
03-15-2004, 11:12 PM
"Yay, sleep! That's where I'm a viking!"
"Lisa's bad dancing is making my feet sad"
pimpinc333
03-15-2004, 11:17 PM
Kaw's is my favorite but then this one
"My nose makes its own bubblegum"
What? No one's cited the classic: "Me fail English? That's unpossible."
edit: The Ralph file (http://www.snpp.com/guides/ralph.file.html) for those that don't know.
Also reading it just reminded me of his thoughts on Lisa's "chewing gum walk" being "very wrigley." Disturbing, but good.
In keeping with what i think was my inspirational quote:
"My cat smells like catfood"
Hey kaw, i love your avatar. Man those spongemonkeys are catchy!
Thanks! Check this out if you haven't already seen it: http://www.rathergood.com/moon_song/
cruzincontrol
03-15-2004, 11:24 PM
Showing bart around his house......(points to sandbox)....."that's where the leprachaun lives....He tells me to BURN THINGS!!!!"..... viva la ralph
D4rkewolfe
03-15-2004, 11:27 PM
What about
"Daddy's stomach is crying."
chosen1s
03-15-2004, 11:28 PM
I have a freind who has never seen the Quiznos commercial. Do you have links to any of those?
Ebraum
03-15-2004, 11:33 PM
Sit on it Fonzie!.....Ooops, maybe the wrong Ralph.
I have a freind who has never seen the Quiznos commercial. Do you have links to any of those?
Sure, they're both on www.quiznos.com
chosen1s
03-16-2004, 12:53 AM
Wow, how easy was that? Thanks
bfg9k
03-16-2004, 01:24 AM
"So, you...like...stuff?"
http://www.geocities.com/listerk0/ralph.html
Whambamm
03-16-2004, 01:37 AM
"When I grow up, I'm going to bovine university!"
EggViper
03-16-2004, 02:02 AM
"it tastes like burning"
AvidPs2GMR
03-16-2004, 03:44 AM
"You're King David! I love you 'cause you kill people."
"Principal Skinner, I got carsick in your office."
"And, when the doctor said I didn't have worms any more, that was the happiest day of my life."
"Then, the doctor told me that BOTH my eyes were lazy! And that's why it was the best summer ever."
moiety
03-16-2004, 08:45 AM
My cat's breath smells like catfood.
My cat's name is Mittens.
My parents won't let me use scissors.
I heard your dad went into a restaurant and ate everything in the restaurant and they had to close the restaurant.
I bent my wookie.
There used to be a .wav or .mp3 file going around with a bunch of his lines spliced in, one after another. It was pretty funny. :)
PittsburghAfterDark
03-16-2004, 09:14 AM
TESTING GUY: Here's your scientifically selected career.
RALPH: Salmon Gutter?
Doylerulez
03-16-2004, 09:41 AM
When I grow up, I want to be a principal or a caterpillar.
I'm Idaho.
elprincipe
03-16-2004, 07:45 PM
Bah, this is definitely the best one :D
"That's where I saw the Leprchaun. He tells me to burn things!"
MorbidAngel4Life
03-17-2004, 01:11 AM
Bah, this is definitely the best one :D
"That's where I saw the Leprchaun. He tells me to burn things!"
I AGREE!
organicow
03-17-2004, 12:39 PM
in the "Tomacco" episode, Ralph says, "This tastes like Grandma," to which his father replies, "You're right, son."
Classic.
PsyClerk
03-17-2004, 12:44 PM
Actually, he says "Ew, this tastes like Grandma! .....I want some more!" Used to be an in-joke at the old workplace.
Heard this one on a rerun the other night...
"Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and then the baby looked at me."
cruzincontrol
03-23-2004, 10:43 PM
"Are you my mommy?"
"Your like my mommy after a box of wine"
"Your hair is tall and pretty"
(Marge touching Ralph's shoulder)--
"Help she's touching my SPECIAL area".
Mr_hockey66
03-23-2004, 10:45 PM
Ok thats great
Oh a by the way who is ralph?
Ralph Wiggum from the Simpsons
http://www-scf.usc.edu/~ctai/itp104/ralph.jpg
Mr_hockey66
03-23-2004, 11:55 PM
ohhhhhhhhh yeahhhhh that raplh! Forgot about him! Not a big fan though! I thought it was something new or something i missed out on. Thanks!
CaseyRyback
03-24-2004, 12:48 AM
not really a great quote, but I love the episode where Ralph wins the Science Fair with his sealed Star Wars figures
Theenternal
03-24-2004, 01:06 AM
ralph talking to a crook named (big daddy) who kidnapped him while his dad (chief wiggum) and homer are after him.
"Look, big daddy, it's regular daddy."
D4rkewolfe
03-28-2004, 08:10 PM
No one has this yet HAH!
"Your eyes need diapers"
doraemonkerpal
03-28-2004, 08:19 PM
My cat's breath smells like catfood.
There used to be a .wav or .mp3 file going around with a bunch of his lines spliced in, one after another. It was pretty funny. :)
That's my favorite line also :P
i d/l the mp3 with a mix of ralph sayings and it always makes me laugh no matter what's going on.
tsheo
03-28-2004, 08:48 PM
my daddy shoots people