Stupid human tricks.

[snotknocker]

I have the ability to shoot snot from my nose with pinpoint accuracy. Although it's a little gross and difficult attimes with my allergies it is a pretty impressive stupid human trick. Any other CAG perform stupid human tricks? Please share your talent with us.

[Trakan]

How far can you shoot the snot? My buddy's cousin called it the "Snot Rocket" and could shoot it like 10 feet. :)

[Zenithian Legend]

Well "snotknocker" suddenly makes more sense...

[snotknocker]

How far can you shoot the snot? My buddy's cousin called it the "Snot Rocket" and could shoot it like 10 feet. :)

I lose accuracy after about 6 or 7 feet but I can project a good snot about 15 feet

[Magician]

Not as nearly as impressive as you, but I'm double-jointed, and can bend my thumb way back so that its almost touching the back of my hand. I can also "hook" all of my fingers so that only the first part (the part with the fingernail) is bent while the rest of my finger is completely straight. Its kind of hard to describe, but you get it when you see it.

[Trakan]

How far can you shoot the snot? My buddy's cousin called it the "Snot Rocket" and could shoot it like 10 feet. :)

I lose accuracy after about 6 or 7 feet but I can project a good snot about 15 feet

That's awesome. ZL is right, the username makes so much more sense now.

[basketkase543]

Well "snotknocker" suddenly makes more sense...

I was thinking the same thing.

[Zenithian Legend]

Well... I'm hung like a "horse" ... of course 8-[

[Darke Katt]

Well, I can take my right hand (and some of my arm) and twist it more than 360 degrees. I tell people to take my hand and just spin it as much as they can. Always fun to freak people out with. I can only do half that with my left.

[Mr. Anderson]

I can twirl both of my eyes in complete rotation. I've never met anybody else who can do it.

[snotknocker]

Well "snotknocker" suddenly makes more sense...

The snotknocker story here
Cheap ass link (http://cheapassgamer.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=16787&postdays=0&postorder=asc&hig hlight=door+knocker&start=60)

[tornadomann]

I can pop both shoulders out of the socket and wave them around while out of the soccket, then pop them back in.

[snotknocker]

I can pop both shoulders out of the socket and wave them around while out of the soccket, then pop them back in.

I would like to see that. sounds pretty cool

[tornadomann]

I do it during my classes all the time, and it annoys the hell out some people, where others just sit and die laughing about it. When they pop out of the socket it makes a distinct *POP* too.

[ZeroSupporT]

I can dislocate my forefinger on my left hand by flexing it and then popping it down out of socket and then spring it back in, pretty funny.