Who needs to go?

[sm04as]

I'm sorry, but I couldn't help it... :D

http://www.nypost.com/news/regionalnews/21171.htm

This is one set of lips you're never going to want to kiss goodbye.

[Stu_sjb137]

Sweet, i wants

[Mr. Anderson]

Thats just crazy.

[JSweeney]

That's kinda creepy.. what's next? A bedai made to look like a tounge?

[WhipSmartBanky]

Man...when I build my own home, that's going in my studio room.

[FlipSide]

It would be so awkward taking a dump :shock: ..

[WhipSmartBanky]

You don't take a dump in a urinal, dude...well...unless you REALLY want to piss off (HA) whoever has to clean it...

That reminds me of a mean joke you can pull on people you hate...if you go over to their house and have to take a dump, take off the lid to the tank of the toilet and drop your green apple splatters in there. It'll stink like all hell and drive them nuts trying to figure out where the shit smell is coming from.

[FlipSide]

LOL I thought it was a bowl, I didnt bother to think..

[Dale Earnhardt Jr]

Man...when I build my own home, that's going in my studio room. For some reason I dont think your joking lol

[zzl365]

You don't take a dump in a urinal, dude...well...unless you REALLY want to piss off (HA) whoever has to clean it...

That reminds me of a mean joke you can pull on people you hate...if you go over to their house and have to take a dump, take off the lid to the tank of the toilet and drop your green apple splatters in there. It'll stink like all hell and drive them nuts trying to figure out where the shit smell is coming from.

Ah yes, the dreaded "upper decker"...I thought that was a myth, I never thought anyone tried it.

[WhipSmartBanky]

Man...when I build my own home, that's going in my studio room. For some reason I dont think your joking lol

And you would be correct! :lol:

Ah yes, the dreaded "upper decker"...I thought that was a myth, I never thought anyone tried it.

I've never tried it personally, but I've been tempted to...oh how I've been tempted to...

[alongx]

Quote:
"We expect the response to the urinal to be very positive," he said.


Now, here's my question: exactly who gets so excited about an airport urinal that they take the time to find an employee and give a "response" to it?
"Excuse me, flight attendant, I just thought you should know - I used the new fancy urinals while I was waiting for the flight to board. Needless to say, I was very impressed."

[Naughty_Insomniac]

For some reason this reminds me of that guy that would pay hookers to take a dump on a glass table, while he laid under it and watched.

ewwww :P

[WhipSmartBanky]

For some reason this reminds me of that guy that would pay hookers to take a dump on a glass table, while he laid under it and watched.

ewwww :P

The joke would be on him and the carpet if she had the squirts...

[WhipSmartBanky]

http://www.nypost.com/news/regionalnews/21318.htm

Damnit...now they're not going to do it.

[terribledeli]

My friend had this to add when he read it:

"Well, the next step would have been to install a speaker that says, 'Mmmm... yeah. I like it when you piss in my mouth, baby. You're a big strong man!'"