My Wang's apology to seventy virgins

[Zenithian Legend]

http://img128.exs.cx/img128/5646/wangyi.jpg (http://www.wangcenter.org/index-swf.html)

Forgive him for all the bleeding, screaming, and other injuries, for he knows not what he does; but do praise him for the joy and elation you will receive when you have completed your time with him.

[zionoverfire]

Well aren't we a sexy bitch, oh and I got the whole "70 male versions thing" :wink:

[CrimsonGeist]

Whats up with al thse my apology threads anyway?

[Zenithian Legend]

Hey if my Wang made you bleed and scream all night long, wouldn't you want an apology?

[The Successful Dropout]

apology accepted :shock:

[Mr. Anderson]

Enough.

[Xevious]

I wanted to do an apology thread too but I can't think of anything clever to say. Besides, I have nothing to apologize for. I am a total bastard.

[Zenithian Legend]

Enough.

No, no it's not enough until YOU apologize too.

[Xevious]

I wanted to do an apology thread too but I can't think of anything clever to say. Besides, I have nothing to apologize for. I am a total bastard.

[Scorch]

Please stop this crap.

[bignick]

Please stop this crap.

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[Zenithian Legend]

Please stop this crap.

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That's right scorch... take that! And stick it down your mouth, and suck it, and suck it! :twisted:

[Xevious]

Please stop this crap.

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That's right scorch... take that! And stick it down your mouth, and suck it, and suck it! :twisted:

Wow!!! Thats really homoerotic!

[Zenithian Legend]

Please stop this crap.

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That's right scorch... take that! And stick it down your mouth, and suck it, and suck it! :twisted:

Wow!!! Thats really homoerotic!

:shock: apologize for being a biggot!

[bignick]

to make you feel more hetero again.

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[Zenithian Legend]

and after that apologize for getting my Sharona stuck in my head... oh and for double posting.

[Zenithian Legend]

to make you feel more hetero again.

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Nick, where the hell are you getting all these smiley faces from? Apologize for not sharing with me.

[Xevious]

Please stop this crap.

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That's right scorch... take that! And stick it down your mouth, and suck it, and suck it! :twisted:

Wow!!! Thats really homoerotic!

:shock: apologize for being a biggot!

Dont apologize. Be unapologetic like me. Wow ....I am a real total bastard.

[Zenithian Legend]

Why don't you make that your custom rank "Complete total bastard"

[RedvsBlue]

Please stop this crap.

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That's right scorch... take that! And stick it down your mouth, and suck it, and suck it! :twisted:

Wow!!! Thats really homoerotic!

:shock: apologize for being a biggot!

Enough, no more apologizing. I'm beginning to think I'm watching the last episode of a reality show where everyone decides that they really did like each other. What ever happened to just plain pissin people off!?!?

[bmulligan]

I'm sorry for reading this thread.

[Zenithian Legend]

Please stop this crap.

http://www.dylanthecat.com/smilies/middle.gif

That's right scorch... take that! And stick it down your mouth, and suck it, and suck it! :twisted:

Wow!!! Thats really homoerotic!

:shock: apologize for being a biggot!

Enough, no more apologizing. I'm beginning to think I'm watching the last episode of a reality show where everyone decides that they really did like each other. What ever happened to just plain pissin people off!?!?

Well fuck you then.

[Xevious]

Why don't you make that your custom rank "Complete total bastard"

I requested "'Up Ho Mo Fo' - R. Crumb" a month ago but CheapyD didnt' respond. I figured he was very busy so I didnt want to pester him.

Do you know is there someone else I can ask? Defender maybe?

[dcfox]

What I don't understand is if you wanted to apologize to virgins, why did you post it here on CAG? Last I checked there weren't any virgins here.

[RedvsBlue]

Please stop this crap.

http://www.dylanthecat.com/smilies/middle.gif

That's right scorch... take that! And stick it down your mouth, and suck it, and suck it! :twisted:

Wow!!! Thats really homoerotic!

:shock: apologize for being a biggot!

Enough, no more apologizing. I'm beginning to think I'm watching the last episode of a reality show where everyone decides that they really did like each other. What ever happened to just plain pissin people off!?!?

Well shaq-fu you then.

Yes that's what I'm fucking talking about.

Fucking horse, always stinking our shit up in the house.

[JimmieMac]

If he doesn't chage it, it means he doesn't like you.

[Zenithian Legend]

If he doesn't chage it, it means he doesn't like you.

That explains a thing or two...

[Xevious]

I'm sorry for reading this thread.

I'm not sorry that your sorry about reading this thread. Thats because I am a complete and total bastard who likes to put "My Sharona" into people's heads.


What I don't understand is if you wanted to apologize to virgins, why did you post it here on CAG? Last I checked there weren't any virgins here.


There was one virgin here once upon a time. His name is Dragon Lord Frodo.

[Zenithian Legend]

Please stop this crap.

http://www.dylanthecat.com/smilies/middle.gif

That's right scorch... take that! And stick it down your mouth, and suck it, and suck it! :twisted:

Wow!!! Thats really homoerotic!

:shock: apologize for being a biggot!

Enough, no more apologizing. I'm beginning to think I'm watching the last episode of a reality show where everyone decides that they really did like each other. What ever happened to just plain pissin people off!?!?

Well shaq-fu you then.

Yes that's what I'm shaq-fuing talking about.

shaq-fuing horse, always stinking our shit up in the house.

Alright how the hell do you stink up shit? Seriously... explain that or apologize!

[RedvsBlue]

Please stop this crap.

http://www.dylanthecat.com/smilies/middle.gif

That's right scorch... take that! And stick it down your mouth, and suck it, and suck it! :twisted:

Wow!!! Thats really homoerotic!

:shock: apologize for being a biggot!

Enough, no more apologizing. I'm beginning to think I'm watching the last episode of a reality show where everyone decides that they really did like each other. What ever happened to just plain pissin people off!?!?

Well shaq-fu you then.

Yes that's what I'm shaq-fuing talking about.

shaq-fuing horse, always stinking our shit up in the house.

Alright how the hell do you stink up shit? Seriously... explain that or apologize!

Never apologize, never surrender.

[CrimsonGeist]

:applause:

[zionoverfire]

Please stop this crap.

http://www.dylanthecat.com/smilies/middle.gif

That's right scorch... take that! And stick it down your mouth, and suck it, and suck it! :twisted:

Wow!!! Thats really homoerotic!

:shock: apologize for being a biggot!

Enough, no more apologizing. I'm beginning to think I'm watching the last episode of a reality show where everyone decides that they really did like each other. What ever happened to just plain pissin people off!?!?

Well shaq-fu you then.

Yes that's what I'm shaq-fuing talking about.

shaq-fuing horse, always stinking our shit up in the house.

Alright how the hell do you stink up shit? Seriously... explain that or apologize!

Never apologize, never surrender.

and Steal my name from a popular online show so then I can be ultra cool to! :P

[RedvsBlue]

[quote:67e136cf81="Scorch"]Please stop this crap.

http://www.dylanthecat.com/smilies/middle.gif

That's right scorch... take that! And stick it down your mouth, and suck it, and suck it! :twisted:

Wow!!! Thats really homoerotic!

:shock: apologize for being a biggot!

Enough, no more apologizing. I'm beginning to think I'm watching the last episode of a reality show where everyone decides that they really did like each other. What ever happened to just plain pissin people off!?!?

Well shaq-fu you then.

Yes that's what I'm shaq-fuing talking about.

shaq-fuing horse, always stinking our shit up in the house.

Alright how the hell do you stink up shit? Seriously... explain that or apologize!

Never apologize, never surrender.

and Steal my name from a popular online show so then I can be ultra cool to! :P[/quote:67e136cf81]

And that I will not apologize for either. I firmly believe that no one should ever have to apologize for being ultra cool. BTW, i didn't realize ultra cool made it past 1999?

[zionoverfire]

And that I will not apologize for either. I firmly believe that no one should ever have to apologize for being ultra cool. BTW, i didn't realize ultra cool made it past 1999?

It didn't hence why I used it :lol:

[RedvsBlue]

And that I will not apologize for either. I firmly believe that no one should ever have to apologize for being ultra cool. BTW, i didn't realize ultra cool made it past 1999?

It didn't hence why I used it :lol:

Apologize for not letting ultra cool rest in peace in the 90s.

Is it just me or is this the type of thread that only exists during the rabid offtopicness of nighttime?

[zionoverfire]

And that I will not apologize for either. I firmly believe that no one should ever have to apologize for being ultra cool. BTW, i didn't realize ultra cool made it past 1999?

It didn't hence why I used it :lol:

Apologize for not letting ultra cool rest in peace in the 90s.

Is it just me or is this the type of thread that only exists during the rabid offtopicness of nighttime?

I thought we didn't apologize.

But basically what happens is that a unique thread comes up, then someone copies it. This is then followed by several joke copies normally with the last one being completely illogical and it quickly melts down into insanity. I think this is the 3rd time I've seen this happen and each one has a speical place in my heart.

[CaseyRyback]

EDIT:

I will be locking this before I go to bed. Mainly because OTT posters usually post really late at night.

[RedvsBlue]

Aww come on, do you have to?

[bignick]

EDIT:

I will be locking this before I go to bed. Mainly because OTT posters usually post really late at night.

and they wouldnt start another one?
On that note:
IN BEFORE THE LOCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[sblymnlcrymnl]

EDIT:

I will be locking this before I go to bed. Mainly because OTT posters usually post really late at night.

Please, the correct term is "OTTers" ;)

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[Moxio]

In before the lock!11!

[FriskyTanuki]

EDIT:

I will be locking this before I go to bed. Mainly because OTT posters usually post really late at night.

Please, the correct term is "OTTers" ;)

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Nice, sticking up for the OTTers. Anyways, in the immortal words of BigNick:

In Before The Lock!!!

[zionoverfire]

Relax, you've got another hour before the lock comes :D

[FriskyTanuki]

Relax, you've got another hour before the lock comes :D

Yeah, but we might as well get it out of the way before it's too late.

[hiccupleftovers]

I'm sorry for reading this thread.

I'm not sorry that your sorry about reading this thread. Thats because I am a complete and total bastard who likes to put "My Sharona" into people's heads.


What I don't understand is if you wanted to apologize to virgins, why did you post it here on CAG? Last I checked there weren't any virgins here.


There was one virgin here once upon a time. His name is Dragon Lord Frodo.

:rofl:

[MorbidAngel4Life]

:rofl: In before 73H LOCK!

[zionoverfire]

I'm sorry for reading this thread.

I'm not sorry that your sorry about reading this thread. Thats because I am a complete and total bastard who likes to put "My Sharona" into people's heads.


What I don't understand is if you wanted to apologize to virgins, why did you post it here on CAG? Last I checked there weren't any virgins here.


There was one virgin here once upon a time. His name is Dragon Lord Frodo.

:rofl:

Yeah I was going to mention that but I was hoping it would be a DLF free day, it turns out I was very wrong :cry: