View Full Version : I always wanted to mess with one of these...
ZeroSupporT
11-15-2004, 11:44 AM
Did a search to see if this had already been posted, flame me if it has but I didn't see it, have some fun and post your pics.
www.churchsigngenerator.com
dafoomie
11-15-2004, 11:50 AM
It won't fit the song lyric I want to put in there...
Christianty is Stupid
Communism is Good
Give up!
Ledhed
11-15-2004, 11:53 AM
CH _ _ CH
What's missing? U R.
And they couldn't be more correct.
evilpenguin9000
11-15-2004, 03:04 PM
I see so many sad church signs. I was in Lynchburg (home of Jerry Falwell) and saw a sign that said "Evolution is the real science fiction"
I was appalled.
Tromack
11-15-2004, 03:10 PM
I saw a church sign that confused me the other day. It said, "Marriage: one body, one spirit, one soul." I'll grant them the one spirit/ one soul, since ostensably that is what marriage should be in the most romantic of lights. However, one body? Do they physically graft people together at marriage?
bowsernieb
11-15-2004, 03:20 PM
I always get a kick out of reading those...all churches must use the same book or something. The only one I remember offhand was "God Accepts Knee-Mail" which had me laughing for a good long time...until it was still there two weeks later, at which point it became less amusing and more annoying.
zionoverfire
11-15-2004, 03:25 PM
I see so many sad church signs. I was in Lynchburg (home of Jerry Falwell) and saw a sign that said "Evolution is the real science fiction"
I was appalled.
Well it is, don't you realize that we are a splinter colony from a long lost space faring race. :shock:
Javery
11-15-2004, 03:33 PM
CH _ _ CH
What's missing? U R.
And they couldn't be more correct.
Are you located near Summit, NJ? There's a sign out front of a church nearby that says exactly that - I see it all the time...
spyhunterk19
11-15-2004, 03:36 PM
I should give the picture of my sign to that site, during the middle of the night i changed it from "bless our troops" to "bless our poos" i thought it was ridiculusly childishly funny
supermariomelee
11-15-2004, 03:49 PM
I created mine to say" Now Under New Management".
How's about: "You give us your time, faith, trust, and money your entire life, and we'll provide valuable escapism during your periods of emotional trauma and promise you everlasting joy which will start right after you die." Hmm. I think that might be a little too long to fit on a fridge magnet.
"And with his blasphemous words, did the impious author secure his own everlasting torment": :hot:
I created mine to say" Now Under New Management".
:D
sblymnlcrymnl
11-15-2004, 05:38 PM
http://c.students.umkc.edu/cjb7c4/images/churchsign.jpg
Ledhed
11-15-2004, 05:47 PM
http://c.students.umkc.edu/cjb7c4/images/churchsign.jpg
Reznor, if you're reading this, quit resting on your laurels and make another damn album already.
And no javeryh, I'm in the DFW area of TX. Glad to see that lame jokes know no boundary.
ZeroSupporT
11-15-2004, 05:50 PM
Bahahaha New management, classic.
Noodle Pirate!
11-15-2004, 05:54 PM
NAMBLA night! Young boys get in free!!
weimerwanger
11-15-2004, 06:04 PM
http://server3.uploadit.org/files/trueweltall33-churchsign.jpg
Javery
11-15-2004, 06:08 PM
And no javeryh, I'm in the DFW area of TX. Glad to see that lame jokes know no boundary.
Who knew lameness extended all the way to Texas?
sblymnlcrymnl
11-15-2004, 06:18 PM
http://c.students.umkc.edu/cjb7c4/images/churchsign.jpg
Reznor, if you're reading this, quit resting on your laurels and make another damn album already.
And no javeryh, I'm in the DFW area of TX. Glad to see that lame jokes know no boundary.
Actually the new album is supposed to be released in March.
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