how big is your turkey? [Mobile/Archive]

Mind_n_Soul

11-21-2004, 10:19 AM

iono, thanksgiving is around the corner

we should see who has the biggest turkey
lets take pics of our turkeys, and see who has the biggest

i don't have a turkey because i am going to my relatives house

Zenithian Legend

11-21-2004, 10:23 AM

... something so perverted with this thread, especially if you replace the word "turkey" with the word "rooster"

x0thedeadzone0x

11-21-2004, 10:56 AM

Jrunt20x

11-21-2004, 11:39 AM

Yeah I also have a big rooster. But my girlfriend has a tight hen that just tastes delicious!

Admiral Ackbar

11-21-2004, 11:42 AM

It's not the size of your turkey that matters. It's how you stuff it!

help1

11-21-2004, 11:53 AM

we should see who has the biggest turkey
lets take pics of our turkeys, and see who has the biggest

i don't have a turkey because i am going to my relatives house

Perverted senses... tingling... :shock: :twisted:

You see, its okay for you, since you are a girl and all...

I think this years turkey will be 2-5 pounds....

NO, I DIDN"T MEAN ANYTHING PERVERTED WHEN I SAY THIS.

EDIT

turns out my mom is going to buy a 20 pound turkey...

help1

11-21-2004, 11:55 AM

It's not the size of your turkey that matters. It's how you stuff it!
And how you coat, season and decorate it... it also has to be a turkey that the whole family can enjoy, and one that all the wives will be talkign about for months, saying how juicy, big, tasty and moist it is...

smellhasreturned

11-21-2004, 11:57 AM

It's not the size of your turkey that matters. It's how you stuff it!

ho ho ho ho ho

x0thedeadzone0x

11-21-2004, 12:43 PM

Hahaha. That's exactly why I said it though, help. :P

floormat

11-21-2004, 01:03 PM

24.57lbs

and just the right size my wife said...

opportunity777

11-21-2004, 01:06 PM

I'm a loser my turkey is between 16-18 lbs after it's stuffed ;(

help1

11-21-2004, 01:43 PM

24.57lbs

and just the right size my wife said...

Damn thats huge... I just guessed my turkey size!

Zenithian Legend

11-21-2004, 01:44 PM

It's not the size of your turkey that matters. It's how you stuff it!

ho ho ho ho ho

Wrong holiday :roll:

help1

11-21-2004, 01:49 PM

It's not the size of your turkey that matters. It's how you stuff it!

ho ho ho ho ho

Wrong holiday :roll:

lol

Zenithian Legend

11-21-2004, 01:52 PM

ho ho ho ho ho give me a blow!

I've always wanted to dress up as Santa and say that...

Moxio

11-21-2004, 02:07 PM

I'm going to guess there'll be a huge one, as there will be about 20+ of the family.

bignick

11-21-2004, 02:13 PM

I just want a turley thats been in a 2x2 cage for its whole life. So the meat is nice and tender. Just like veal!

Rich

11-21-2004, 02:17 PM

27 pounds...for 10 people.

Zenithian Legend

11-21-2004, 02:19 PM

27 pounds...for 10 people.

I'm surprised you're not having a roast duck :wink:

opportunity777

11-21-2004, 02:22 PM

I'm going outside to shoot some squirrels because my turkey is smaller than everyone elses apparently!

I need more meat! :bouncy:

Zenithian Legend

11-21-2004, 02:23 PM

I had a neighbor that liked to talk about eating squirrels... very strange individual.

nikkai

11-21-2004, 02:25 PM

I've always wanted to try a turducken... \:D/

This has nothing to do with the actual hybrid bird, but I consider it a great intro to Turduckens. (http://www.turducken.net/)

saigumi

11-21-2004, 02:25 PM

We usually get 3 birds between 12-14 pounds. Anything bigger and it won't fit in the frier.

Oven Cooked Turkey Free for 4 years now. Only the deep fried tastes good.

help1

11-21-2004, 03:57 PM

We usually get 3 birds between 12-14 pounds. Anything bigger and it won't fit in the frier.

Oven Cooked Turkey Free for 4 years now. Only the deep fried tastes good.

baked tastes better..

sblymnlcrymnl

11-21-2004, 04:04 PM

About 20 lbs, for 4 people.

The Shiznit

11-21-2004, 08:19 PM

My father-in-law is getting one. Should feed 14.

greyzieoriental

11-21-2004, 09:41 PM

4 butterball 15lbs , 9$ each

Rich

11-21-2004, 11:46 PM

27 pounds...for 10 people.

I'm surprised you're not having a roast duck :wink:

I wish. Duck meat is my favorite, but noone cooks it because it's so messy to cook.

evilpenguin9000

11-22-2004, 03:33 AM

How big is my turkey...

Hmm I'm reminded of a Clark W. Griswold line:
"Bend over and I'll show ya."

ZeroSupporT

11-22-2004, 10:30 AM

We will be having a small turkey but the highlight of the evening will be the two big hams my turkey will be going between right before dinner.

guessed

11-22-2004, 10:38 AM

I've always wanted to try a turducken... \:D/

This has nothing to do with the actual hybrid bird, but I consider it a great intro to Turduckens. (http://www.turducken.net/)

I make it a point to never eat anything with "turd" in the name.

evilpenguin9000

11-22-2004, 05:46 PM

Ziv_Zulander

11-23-2004, 04:07 AM

13.45 lbs for 3 people. We also have a 12 lbs turkey that I got for free from my (former) job, that one will probably be christmas diinner.

SadieDee

11-23-2004, 11:20 AM

I've always wanted to try a turducken... \:D/

This has nothing to do with the actual hybrid bird, but I consider it a great intro to Turduckens. (http://www.turducken.net/)

I tried to look for pictures of this 'hybrid bird' but I just found out a Turducken is a boneless chicken stuffed into a boneless duck, stuffed into a boneless turkey.

Damn. I think some of you could make some good jokes with that one...