View Full Version : Have you heard about the latest college craze? It's called hooking up...
Gothic Walrus
11-23-2004, 07:13 PM
Read this. (http://www.familyfirst.net/famminute/transcripts/2004/trans11-23-2004.html)
How could this possibly be construed as the latest anything? If I'm not mistaken, this has been going on for years...
I vote we rename the author Captain Obvious. :wink:
levi333
11-23-2004, 07:18 PM
Hah, i second that vote.
danny90044
11-23-2004, 07:23 PM
warning: extreme sarcasm!!!
I can't believe people are hooking up in college i gotta try this out. thanks a million to the author i think you just completlly turned my life around. i'm gonna quit playing games and start hooking up!!!
fifthcore
11-23-2004, 07:29 PM
thats pretty funny....
camoor
11-23-2004, 07:44 PM
Kyle's Mom: what what what!
RaekwonThaChef
11-23-2004, 07:51 PM
how and why did you even find this stuff?
The Shiznit
11-23-2004, 07:57 PM
Only 60-80%?
Kirin Lemon
11-23-2004, 08:05 PM
Crap, they're on to me!
Scorch
11-23-2004, 08:09 PM
WTF? Mark's an idiot. Everyone knows that girls have cooties.
greydemise
11-23-2004, 08:19 PM
WTF? Mark's an idiot. Everyone knows that girls have cooties.
CIRCLE CIRCLE DOT DOT ! NOW I GOT MY COOTIE SHOT!!
i remember, when i was in 3rd grade, it went from cootie shot, to HIV shot, im freakin serious :-\..damn bronx kids..i then became a super hypocondriac
hehe *true story** (no longer a hypo)
G Dub
11-23-2004, 08:26 PM
Next they'll be saying that college students consume alcohol and stay up late. Frankly, I don't believe it.
RedvsBlue
11-23-2004, 09:54 PM
Wow, us college kids are of great interest lately. The NY Times had a front page article a bit ago about how college kids really like cereal.
bmulligan
11-23-2004, 10:47 PM
When I was in college, "hooking up" meant something completely different. I won't describe it in detail but it involved lots of coughing and eating large amounts of recees peanut butter cups.
Nirvanaguy777
11-23-2004, 10:50 PM
ive been "hooking up" for years now, where has this guy been, latest ha, college ha, i did this shit in highschool too.
Nirvanaguy777
11-23-2004, 10:51 PM
Wow, us college kids are of great interest lately. The NY Times had a front page article a bit ago about how college kids really like cereal.
i never make it for breakfast at the mess hall im usually too hung over
evilpenguin9000
11-23-2004, 11:43 PM
I thought the whole reason to go to college was to hook up. You mean you're supposed to get good grades too?? Who new?
KrazyKefka
11-24-2004, 12:10 AM
In other breaking news, scientists discover that the Earth is round.
sblymnlcrymnl
11-24-2004, 12:12 AM
In other breaking news, scientists discover that the Earth is round.
Round but still flat, right?
Ledhed
11-24-2004, 12:14 AM
In other breaking news, scientists discover that the Earth is round.
Heretic. :evil: :evil: :evil:
cag1000
11-24-2004, 12:17 AM
if any hunnies wanna know more about this obscure "hooking up"
u can PM me and we can talk
Trakan
11-24-2004, 12:17 AM
In other breaking news, scientists discover that the Earth is round.
Round but still flat, right?
Of course.
sblymnlcrymnl
11-24-2004, 12:20 AM
In other breaking news, scientists discover that the Earth is round.
Round but still flat, right?
Of course.
Phew. I was scared there for a moment.
Ugamer_X
11-24-2004, 12:23 AM
In other breaking news, scientists discover that the Earth is round.
Heretic. :evil: :evil: :evil:
Next thing you know, he'll be saying that the earth revolves around the sun...
epobirs
11-24-2004, 12:26 AM
Kids!
I don't know what's wrong with these kids today!
Kids!
Who can understand anything they say?
Kids!
They a disobedient, disrespectful oafs!
Noisy, crazy, dirty, lazy, loafers!
While we're on the subject:
Kids!
You can talk and talk till your face is blue!
Kids!
But they still just do what they want to do!
Why can't they be like we were,
Perfect in every way?
What's the matter with kids today?
Kids!
I've tried to raise him the best I could
Kids! Kids!
Laughing, singing, dancing, grinning, morons!
And while we're on the subject!
Kids! They are just impossible to control!
Kids! With their awful clothes and their rock an' roll!
Why can't they dance like we did
What's wrong with Sammy Caine?
What's the matter with kids today!
sblymnlcrymnl
11-24-2004, 12:27 AM
In other breaking news, scientists discover that the Earth is round.
Heretic. :evil: :evil: :evil:
Next thing you know, he'll be saying that the earth revolves around the sun...
BLASHEMY!
http://img6.exs.cx/img6/8669/icon_evil1.gif
epobirs
11-24-2004, 01:17 AM
Don't be silly. The Earth, as part of the Universe, revolves around me.
My world. You just live in it.
jaykrue
11-24-2004, 01:21 AM
Next thing you know, they'll be saying things like we aren't really in the real world but a virtual reality world. A 'Matrix' if you will... Ha! Crazy talk
evilpenguin9000
11-24-2004, 03:06 AM
Ahhh sweet heresy. I can't decide which I like better, heresy or blasphemy.
MrBadExample
11-24-2004, 09:26 AM
Kids!
I don't know what's wrong with these kids today!
Kids!
Who can understand anything they say?
Kids!
They a disobedient, disrespectful oafs!
Noisy, crazy, dirty, lazy, loafers!
While we're on the subject:
Kids!
You can talk and talk till your face is blue!
Kids!
But they still just do what they want to do!
Why can't they be like we were,
Perfect in every way?
What's the matter with kids today?
Kids!
I've tried to raise him the best I could
Kids! Kids!
Laughing, singing, dancing, grinning, morons!
And while we're on the subject!
Kids! They are just impossible to control!
Kids! With their awful clothes and their rock an' roll!
Why can't they dance like we did
What's wrong with Sammy Caine?
What's the matter with kids today!
It's all fun and games until someone throws out a showtune...
ZeroSupporT
11-24-2004, 11:21 AM
Someone should email him and ask him to do research on the phrase "one night stand" and see what he writes. Some people are so blind, next he'll right an article about the term "toking"
beerguy961
11-24-2004, 05:40 PM
Kids!
I don't know what's wrong with these kids today!
Kids!
Who can understand anything they say?
Kids!
They a disobedient, disrespectful oafs!
Noisy, crazy, dirty, lazy, loafers!
While we're on the subject:
Kids!
You can talk and talk till your face is blue!
Kids!
But they still just do what they want to do!
Why can't they be like we were,
Perfect in every way?
What's the matter with kids today?
Kids!
I've tried to raise him the best I could
Kids! Kids!
Laughing, singing, dancing, grinning, morons!
And while we're on the subject!
Kids! They are just impossible to control!
Kids! With their awful clothes and their rock an' roll!
Why can't they dance like we did
What's wrong with Sammy Caine?
What's the matter with kids today!
Vagina junction, what's your function?
Taking in sperm and spitting out babies.