CAGcast #245: Pussyface

[CheapyD]

15060[/IMG-L]Shadows of the Damned, Trenched, Fear 3, Uncharted 3, and more await your ear's attention on this week's show! Get your questions or topics answered via CAGbag (http://www.cheapassgamer.com/forums/showthread.php?t=71382) or Twitter (http://www.twitter.com/cheapyd).


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Intro - Mozart "Eine Kleine Nachtmusik"

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Outro - Bitches Ain't Shit (http://itunes.apple.com/us/album/bitches-aint-s-t-single/id203941232)

[MassiveDuck]

I love the title of this episode, it does a great job of showing how the CAGcast is somehow the most childish and immature AND the most grown-up and mature. And I don't mean because of the adult language, I mean the conversations are often geared towards a mature, adult audience who live in the real world.

[eberm72492]

My Pussy like a Macheen

[Ltor]

Pussyface? Alright cagcast, i'll bite.

[The Mike]

What did cheapy Fuck up now, I'm getting a "There was a problem downloading CAGCAST #245 pussyface. an internal sever error has ocurred". Please check that the URL is correct.

Pretty sure it's iTunes. It's just easier to blame Cheapy, at least he may take responsibility for something he fucked up...unlike Apple...trust me i know. I work for them.

Update: Clicked the direct link up above as well...Now it's time to blame Cheapy

[Ltor]

What did cheapy Fuck up now, I'm getting a "There was a problem downloading CAGCAST #245 pussyface. an internal sever error has ocurred". Please check that the URL is correct.

Pretty sure it's iTunes. It's just easier to blame Cheapy, at least he may take responsibility for something he fucked up...unlike Apple...trust me i know. I work for them.

I can't download it either, and here I thought it was just my filthy computers fault. On a side note, please pm me the specs of the iphone 5. Also when is igamingconsole coming out?

[The Mike]

I can't download it either, and here I thought it was just my filthy computers fault. On a side note, please pm me the specs of the iphone 5. Also when is igamingconsole coming out?

If i knew all that information, I wouldn't be hanging around this place ;). I'd have better things to do...err more important things to do.

[PR Mega X]

Yeah, something seems to be wrong. I tried the direct link for the latest and previous casts, neither worked. I demand satisfaction!

[wiiheat]

Can't download it, but I'm sure its worth the wait *cough*

[Sgt Barone]

Can't wait to listen

[Ltor]

If i knew all that information, I wouldn't be hanging around this place ;). I'd have better things to do...err more important things to do.

well can you at least tell me why my thighs have 3rd degree burns ever since i bought my macbook pro?

[CheapyD]

It's our podcast host, Libsyn. Hopefully will be fixed soon.

[jax2001]

Oh great internet gods, please fix my itunes download

[Ltor]

Just import the audio into imovie, put a slideshow of shipwreck in muscle T's over it, and post that shit on youtube.

[gorgo]

The direct link is working now... my Thursday morning is complete.

[Hoarr]

"Pussyface"?

Good job getting that into iTunes without it being censored!

[jax2001]

The direct link is working now... my Thursday morning is complete.

download to itunes is working:bouncy:

[Kyrox]

My Pussy like a Macheen

Slot Macheen

[redroversk]

Podcasts are art. We are all art. We art art.

[pLa]

Great CAGcast guys! Glad to hear Shipwreck is fine.

[TheToiletDuck]

You guys were on form this episode. You were all in such good spirits and each of you made me laugh out loud with your jokes while walking home.

Yay for happy families :)

[Kyrox]

Great show. Very positive. THUG LIFE

[Moozh]

Thanks for the new podcast recommendations. I checked out the Nerdist on Wombat's suggestion and I wasn't disappointed.

Out of the 10+ podcasts I listen to, the Joystiq podcast and CAGcast were the two shows I always listened to once they were available. For the first time ever, I had to fast forward through the Joystiq show to get through it. That makes you guys number 1 for me. It isn't just the gaming stuff that makes your show great. It's the chemistry between you guys and the obvious fact that you guys are all friends who just like to talk about games...

and poop.

[fahq1977]

Cheapy, Laughed out loud at the opening. Great show.

[Curufinwe]

http://deadhomersociety.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/my-sister-my-sitter1.png?w=512&h=384

[GOTA]

I really want to see the Face Pussy James Bond movie while playing the Wombat is a Dick game. Now that's an evening!

[bobo2k4]

Great show guys!
Only 22 mins in and I'm already laughing my ass off.

[shajek]

Great show as always. I have been a faithful listener since the beginning for the CAGCast and Joystiq. But, I got sick of the attempts at humor of the Joystiq podcast mixed with their overbearing pretentiousness. How many times did we need to hear Chris Grant put down listeners just because they might not like the same things he does? So, I finally bailed on them a few episodes before their "Extreme Podcast Makeover." Sounds like I made the right decision.

I listen to Weekend Confirmed as my second gaming podcast. They cover everything with intelligence and none of the snob appeal. The CAGCast gives me what I want to hear: regular guys talking about games to play and poop.

[Kylearan]

Am just halfway through the show - been listening for a while and this is easily the most fun episode I've heard so far. Well done!

[Cahk]

I hate when I have an evening to play and I spend half of it downloading updates too. Is the Xbox 360 much better than the PS3 with this type of problem?

[CaptainJoel]

I hate when I have an evening to play and I spend half of it downloading updates too. Is the Xbox 360 much better than the PS3 with this type of problem?
Yes, I have seriously never had it happen on the 360. Updates on there are generally just faster.

[FriskyTanuki]

Yes, I have seriously never had it happen on the 360. Updates on there are generally just faster.
They're much smaller on XBL so the servers aren't pushing out big updates, which is why they're faster. I've had it happen on Xbox 360 in Bad Company 2, as I had to spend the better part of an hour downloading a multiplayer update in-game before I could play it for the first time. The same thing happened in Fable 2, where I was forced to download one of the compatability packs to play the game for the first time in about two years.

[Abear21]

Great show, funny as usual with just the right amount of actual gaming news and media/internet/bullshit news.

Replying only because you guys should leave the book talk alone! Digital books are a real thing (e-books) and I wrote one! It's on Kindle and Nook (e-readers) and anything you can download a Kindle App on (everything).

For this grave error you should plug my book (Love Loss Translated) on your next show! I'm an aspiring writer and would greatly appreciate it...and if you guys want to read it and respond that would be awesome too, just don't forget to rate it on Amazon.

Thanks, even though you won't do any of that, and keep up the good work!

[usickenme]

My second child also had a quick birth <30 minutes compared to my first which was around 8 hours. I think its common for the second to happen faster.

I liked the quick- what are you listening to segment. Shippy- I bought that Buddy Holly cover songs. I really wanted it to be better. The Pat Dinizio (lead singer of the Smithereens) Cover CD is quite good

[banodyne]

I hate when I have an evening to play and I spend half of it downloading updates too. Is the Xbox 360 much better than the PS3 with this type of problem?It's almost unnoticeable. Game updates in less than a minute in most cases. On a few rare occassions it's been longer. System updates are rarer (twice a year) and usually take 5-10 minutes. Not bashing the PS3 but this aspect was definitely better designed.

[banodyne]

The highlight of the show was when Wombat took the wind out of his sails just as Cheapy was winding up one of his Apple love fests.

[shafnitz]

So one more thing to add to your PS3 rant, Cheapy:
WTF is up with background downloading something and then still having to manually install it. Why would I download something and not want to have it ready to play? It should be installed as soon as its done downloading. Drives me nuts.

[FriskyTanuki]

Not a fan of the Xbox 360 Netflix app since it's slower to load, lacks subtitles, and I'm not a fan of using the Xbox 360 controller with it.

I'm not a fan of the Backbreaker games on iOS since they're more enjoyable with buttons and analog sticks instead of virtual buttons. Plus, these modes originated from the retail game, so this game takes out the best parts of that game for a quicker, easier to access XBLA game.

I think Automatic Update doesn't install firmware updates for you because you have to authorize it, because they'd probably get in legal trouble if you didn't have the option to not update. Imagine the shit Sony would get in if the Linux removal update was mandatory for everybody.

People have mentioned before that the Automatic Download creates a list of the games you've played, so you should start up all of the games you own that you want it to keep updated. You could've easily started it up for a second and quit out so that it's on the list to be updated and your problem's solved. It could be better, but I don't think it's a terrible feature/idea.

Decent show.

[CheapyD]

You can say whatever you want about the PS3 download/install/update situation, but the fact is, it's seriously inferior to their competitor which released their system a year earlier. I still don't understand how this happened.

[FriskyTanuki]

I didn't say it wasn't. Just giving you tips on how to make the best of the situation, though you tend to ignore them anyway.

[4thHorseman]

Great podcast, glad to hear that everything is good with Shipwreck.

[PigheadedBobobo]

cheapy you say you are tired of having capcom cash in on street fighter with the new arcade edition, but both the re-releases of street fighter 4 have been $40, not $60 like you said. Also, you can buy the super street fighter 4 arcade edition content as dlc for ssf4. The disc version is really only for people who don't own street fighter 4 yet and want to get all the content

[Conboy]

Great show this week guys. Wombat, having another kid has brought your game up a notch. Pussyface for the win! Friski, the BFBC2 update that took so long, was the Vietnam update and was over a 1gig. That is a rare large update, and is game specific, would be the same for all systems. The PS3 update system definitely needs to be improved for their next console.

[FriskyTanuki]

Great show this week guys. Wombat, having another kid has brought your game up a notch. Pussyface for the win! Friski, the BFBC2 update that took so long, was the Vietnam update and was over a 1gig. That is a rare large update, and is game specific, would be the same for all systems. The PS3 update system definitely needs to be improved for their next console.
This was a few months before Vietnam, so it was a normal MP update for Bad Company 2.

Edit: Just looked it up, that 468 MB update I downloaded was on 8/5/2010 and Vietnam wasn't until December 2010. That made me download a 1.7 GB update in February 2011. Unless I missed them, these cannot be downloaded, like in the background, from the marketplace, so that's more of an issue than the huge updates themselves. At least the Burnout Paradise updates were released as DLC that you could get beforehand, but MS hasn't allowed in-game DLC purchases to be downloaded in the background to solve the instances where that's an annoyance.

[bickle]

cheapy you say you are tired of having capcom cash in on street fighter with the new arcade edition, but both the re-releases of street fighter 4 have been $40, not $60 like you said. Also, you can buy the super street fighter 4 arcade edition content as dlc for ssf4. The disc version is really only for people who don't own street fighter 4 yet and want to get all the content

$40 + $40 + $20 (or $40) + whatever the final cost of DLC = an approximate shitton. They are really milking it for more than its worth.

[FriskyTanuki]

$40 + $40 + $20 (or $40) + whatever the final cost of DLC = an approximate shitton. They are really milking it for more than its worth.
The fans support them by continuing to buy them and all of the overpriced costumes, so they're just getting what they want from Capcom. I don't have any problems with developers and publishers giving their fans what they want.

[PigheadedBobobo]

$40 + $40 + $20 (or $40) + whatever the final cost of DLC = an approximate shitton.

ssf4 ($20 on amazon) + the arcade edition dlc ($15) = full game - costumes. i did not know $35 is a shitton for a great fighting game.

[thorbahn3]

Thanks for the mention. You can see the game here and perhaps buy it: http://www.gamersgate.com/DD-CLASTLE/clastle

BTW, there is a time trial mode, but time has nothing to do with the actual game.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fl_sLhQZVuQ

[LiK]

HAHA, this is one my favorite CAGcast intros.

[shipwreck]

Thanks for the mention. You can see the game here and perhaps buy it: http://www.gamersgate.com/DD-CLASTLE/clastle

BTW, there is a time trial mode, but time has nothing to do with the actual game.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fl_sLhQZVuQ

Definitely looks like something I would dig if I had something to play it on.

[Thomas96]

This show is going to get me killed... I'm in a office full of women with "Bitches aint shit but hoes and trickkkkkks" playing in the background. I got to remember to listen to the show in the car, rather than the office. Great show!

[Kung Fu ZEPHYR]

Great show guys! I even laughed when Wombat had to justify why he had to walk away from his mic . . "I have children!!!".

Anyway, I'd like to see more "top analyst" predictions (i.e. What do you think the metacritic score will be for both SKYRIM and MW3? NPD sales figures. Over/Under for units sold on various games, etc.).

Here are some other recommendations and/or requests:

Cheapy - Need more Tai soundbites and/or updates (i.e. Rodney Dangerfield impersonations, poop smearing stories, etc.)

Wombat - Need more random impersonations of Bill Cosby

Shipwreck - (VERY IMPORTANT) From this day forward, your videogame review section shall be titled "The Vagina Monoblog!" in honor of the new Vagina scar on your face.

. . . Again, Great Show fellas!!!

[Treythalomew]

Everything about PS3 updates and downloads sucks. I laughed when CheapyD was talking about how playing PS3 means watching downloads and updates. I had the same experience twice last week. I love how I can just throw an old 360 game in my box, get the latest update in about 5 seconds and be playing.

[Sistros]

Damn, I want the song at the end of the show played at my funeral.

Great show as always.

[Blackout]

Good show guys. The intro was hilarious. Glad to hear Shipwreck is on the road to recovery and kicked cancer's ass.

I seriously can't imagine listening to the Joystiq podcast, whether they're being serious or funny. Joystiq has the absolute WORST attempts at humor in their blog posts. Who is laughing at these jokes? People talk about the offensive humor in Duke Nukem Forever, but I think those terrible Joystiq jokes are more offensive. I guess it's to cover up their crappy reporting. If I had to listen to an hour of those guys desperately trying to be funny I'd probably kill myself. No thanks. I'll stick to the CAGcast.

The thing with Children of Eden is that for game reviewers, it's another SEE GAMES ARE ART YOU BETTER RESPECT THEM RIGHT NOW title. I didn't even bother reading a lot of the reviews because I already knew it was going to get perfect scores and glowing praise regardless of any of its failings. It's another game like Limbo where the "games are art" dorks can furiously masturbate to as they write up their reviews. The fact that you have to replay the same level to get to the next one is incredibly lame. How about adding real levels to a game you're charging full price for?

I always laugh when I hear Microsoft continuously push how YOU ARE NOW THE CONTROLLER WITH KINECT when it plainly sucks and isn't as effective as pressing a button on my controller. I still say Cheapy sold out by buying a Kinect though. :D

The PS3 download times are just a killer. I'm sick and tired of them. By the time the patch is done downloading, you don't even feel like playing anymore. I agree with Cheapy. When I got the free PS Plus trial, I thought it downloaded all the patches for new games you downloaded. After it took me hours and hours to download Dead Nation, I had to download a freakin' patch on top of it. PS Plus only seems to download patches for recent games you played. I was under the impression it downloaded any updates for games installed to your HD in the Game Data Utility folder.

With developers being lazy and not finishing their games before shipping them, gamers are stuck downloading patches the day they buy the game and the following weeks after release. I don't think it's someting that could be changed, regardless if the PS3 came out a year after the 360. It was just a dumb decision on Sony's part.

It really doesn't matter if some guy dresses up like Mario at E3 because he fits right in with the unprofessionalism with the rest of game "journalists." They're always cheering at every announcement, especially the Nintendo stuff and games like Ico/Shadow of Colossus HD. Last year they even accepted free Xbox 360s from Microsoft without question. It's really embarrassing.

[trip1eX]

You can say whatever you want about the PS3 download/install/update situation, but the fact is, it's seriously inferior to their competitor which released their system a year earlier. I still don't understand how this happened.

MS knows software. Sony doesn't.

Although they flip spots for hardware. Sony is much better at hardware than MS.

Japanese companies aren't strong in software in general. Just look at any Japanese electronic product.

[VladZhao]

Long time CAGcast listener, new to CAG. Wombat's been doing a great job (with the exception of his absence in the middle of the show) on the podcast despite having the new kid, kudos. Nice job on kicking cancers ass Ship, always bet on double Pacman. As for a question, any possibility of having all the wives on for CAGcast #250?

[trip1eX]

btw, isn't the problem with Capcom more of a cultural divide than incompetency? Shit we think is stupid makes perfect sense to them? Seems like that's at least part of it or no?

[thwak]

btw, isn't the problem with Capcom more of a cultural divide than incompetency? Shit we think is stupid makes perfect sense to them? Seems like that's at least part of it or no?
No.

Hell MvC3 doesn't even have all the features that street fighter 4 has. Look I love capcom, but this is getting ridiculous.

[BrandonMills]

I'm in the middle of listening to the latest CagCast, but after one comment about Apple and Samsung, I had to post.

Take a moment and Google Apple and Samsung. They aren't exactly getting along very well currently. In fact, Samsung makes one of the premiere Android phone sets and Android tablets. Do you really think Samsung is going to work with Apple to ensure it's own demise?

http://news.google.com/news/search?aq=&q=apple+samsung

[supermidget]

Thank you for the recommendation of: how did this get made! That show is amazing. Oh and btw, was anyone able to get castel? I couldn't find it. Anyway great show as always, as I type on my wii-like phone (iPhone)

[bgame2]

Cheapy, Wombat and Shipwreck:

As someone who has held a leg while watching the business end of a child birth, I do not recommend it. It changes a man.

Good show, good energy and it's good to know that Shipwreck is ok.

[DQT]

I really loved the intro. The gaming community and quite a few games writers (not journalists) seems so far up it's own ass these days in trying to get games TAKEN VERY SERIOUSLY. Still want to high five Wombat for blurting out that he only plays art.

[ObiBen]

I must have listened to the intro five or six times. Please add a section to the CAGcast called "We Only Play Art" starring Lord Cheapington, The Duke of Wombert, and Sir Shipsalot.

I'm going to echo some of the other CAGs in saying that the Joystiq Podcast and the CAGcast were my top two podcasts. I didn't hate the format change for Joystiq, but now that they are not doing a weekly podcast anymore, the CAGcast is number one baby.

Glad to hear that Ship is doing well. Keep up the great work guys.

[davidb69]

Awesome cagcast as always, system update for PSN plus has to be setup, it does install automatically. if you havn't set this up then yes it doesn't work still. I've played games 4 or 5 months later and the update was already completed. It holds a 6 month period. I think it works well, dispite the need to bash Sony for no reason.

[Archaic]

Best CAGcast in a while, and even when it's slow it's still my favorite. Thanks for always doing this. You guys rock, and your chemistry is really what makes the show.

[Jackovasaurus]

Can anybody remember the name of the movie podcast wombat was talking about?

EDIT: great show btw!

[bgame2]

Disappointed in Joystiq also. I had altogether abandoned IGN's podcasts in favor of the Joystiq podcast. It was funnier and more informative (oddly enough). If they were no longer feeling motivated to do the show, I guess I understand. But they should have said it that way rather than explaining that they had all these new hopes for how the show could be.

Seriously, if I order a damn Chicken Parm sub, I want a Chicken parm sub. I don't care if the cook has a bunch of ambitions for things he could do to change up my Chicken parm sub. The Joystiq guys really should have understood that their audience tuned in to hear that show, not this other nonsense.

[WhipSmartBanky]

I must have listened to the intro five or six times. Please add a section to the CAGcast called "We Only Play Art" starring Lord Cheapington, The Duke of Wombert, and Sir Shipsalot.

I'm going to echo some of the other CAGs in saying that the Joystiq Podcast and the CAGcast were my top two podcasts. I didn't hate the format change for Joystiq, but now that they are not doing a weekly podcast anymore, the CAGcast is number one baby.

Glad to hear that Ship is doing well. Keep up the great work guys.
That bit had me rolling. A "We Only Play Art" comic would be pretty funny too. Gotta add that to the to-do list behind "CheapyD and his Shitty Friends"

[SuxoR]

Awesome show glad to be listening again! What was the show Wombat mentioned? I think I found something similiar...but Wombat's sounded so much better T_T

[msdmoney]

I just got around to listening to this episode.

Cheapy's Playstation Plus rant on updates reminded me of the classic Seinfeld reservation rant.

"It downloads the system update, but it doesn't install the system update." And that's really the most important part of the system update.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dSZYsyrP3Co