Whats the most embarrasing/stupid thing you have seen someone do in public?

[help1]

Whats the most embarrasing/stupid thing you have seen someone do in public?


BTW, please don't flame the people who are goign to make up stories.... flame them if they aren't funny ones!!!

[evilmojo12542]

seen a lady pee her pants in a line at grocery store before, I thought was funny anyways

[evilmax17]

I think the better question is:

How many of them will include farting?

[help1]

I think the better question is:

How many of them will include farting?

yoo bad the topic title is too long already...

[spyhunterk19]

Ok well i was in Sears....and this lady's kid was wailingabout getting the new spongebob or whatnot...and started kicking and screaming....flailing on the floor.

Aparantly she had enough and started doing the same as the kid....screaming , wailing, flailing her arms on the floor.

That kid was so embarrased, i bet he never through another fit.

[jbroush99]

A friend of mine was guilty of 2 stupid things in high school
1) He was changing from shorts to pants in the gym after an intramural basketball game at the Boys & Girls Club here. He though it was no big deal since he was wearing boxers under his shorts. He didn't realize that his schlong was hanging out the opening of his boxers and he stood there for a few minutes in his boxers talking to a few people. It was almost 100% guys there and a few came up to him and told him to put it away before they killed him.
2) Same guy was showering after a high school basketball game. There were about 5 of us left in the locker room when he walked out with a towel wrapped around his waist. Unfortunately for him, his tent was pitched and we laughed hysterically until he ran back in the showers and didn't come out until we left.

[greendj27]

When I was on Spring Break a few years ago I saw a girl squatting down on the sidewalk and taking a pee. Her friend was there yelling at her...so I took a picture. :twisted:

[help1]

A friend of mine was guilty of 2 stupid things in high school
1) He was changing from shorts to pants in the gym after an intramural basketball game at the Boys & Girls Club here. He though it was no big deal since he was wearing boxers under his shorts. He didn't realize that his schlong was hanging out the opening of his boxers and he stood there for a few minutes in his boxers talking to a few people. It was almost 100% guys there and a few came up to him and told him to put it away before they killed him.
2) Same guy was showering after a high school basketball game. There were about 5 of us left in the locker room when he walked out with a towel wrapped around his waist. Unfortunately for him, his tent was pitched and we laughed hysterically until he ran back in the showers and didn't come out until we left.

Why were you friends with him? you a fan of his schlong...? IKIK

[smellhasreturned]

A friend of mine was guilty of 2 stupid things in high school
1) He was changing from shorts to pants in the gym after an intramural basketball game at the Boys & Girls Club here. He though it was no big deal since he was wearing boxers under his shorts. He didn't realize that his schlong was hanging out the opening of his boxers and he stood there for a few minutes in his boxers talking to a few people. It was almost 100% guys there and a few came up to him and told him to put it away before they killed him.
2) Same guy was showering after a high school basketball game. There were about 5 of us left in the locker room when he walked out with a towel wrapped around his waist. Unfortunately for him, his tent was pitched and we laughed hysterically until he ran back in the showers and didn't come out until we left.


:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Weedy649]

Well on halloween me and my friends were eating out at a pizza place and some guys came in dressed as girls...only thing is i dont think they were playing dress up. The guy sitting next to us was tottally wasted and we laughed with his friend who was sitting with him as he went up and started hitting on them even though he knew they werent girls.

[help1]

Well on halloween me and my friends were eating out at a pizza place and some guys came in dressed as girls...only thing is i dont think they were playing dress up. The guy sitting next to us was tottally wasted and we laughed with his friend who was sitting with him as he went up and started hitting on them even though he knew they werent girls.


there was a kid who did that in school.... he got one of the teachers to come early and do his make-up and hair....

[tenzor]

A friend of mine was guilty of 2 stupid things in high school
1) He was changing from shorts to pants in the gym after an intramural basketball game at the Boys & Girls Club here. He though it was no big deal since he was wearing boxers under his shorts. He didn't realize that his schlong was hanging out the opening of his boxers and he stood there for a few minutes in his boxers talking to a few people. It was almost 100% guys there and a few came up to him and told him to put it away before they killed him.
2) Same guy was showering after a high school basketball game. There were about 5 of us left in the locker room when he walked out with a towel wrapped around his waist. Unfortunately for him, his tent was pitched and we laughed hysterically until he ran back in the showers and didn't come out until we left.

funny how thats a big thing back then, now when I go to the gym bathrooms people are walking around naked like theres no tomorrow.

[tornadomann]

At the Iowa vs Iowa state game in september there was a whole line of girls squatting peeing along my friends house they were embarassed, but laughed it off. also some drunk iowa girls and some drunk iowa state girls had boob size contests in the front yard. My friend is a local tv show host, and a radio dj so alot of people know him. I would have been embarassed to be one of those girls!

[rabbitt]

When I was on Spring Break a few years ago I saw a girl squatting down on the sidewalk and taking a pee. Her friend was there yelling at her...so I took a picture. :twisted:

Mind posting them? :twisted: :evil: :twisted: :evil: :twisted: :evil: :twisted: :evil: :twisted: :evil: :twisted: :evil: :twisted: :evil: :twisted: :evil: :twisted:

[STATIC3D]

See a grown, well physically, male playing that Britney Spears backup dancer game in a store while talking out loud to himself about how good he was doing. After doing particularly well on one part he said something like "Aw yeah, now I don't have to do the next part". Even the store staff was trying not to bust out laffin at this poor guy. LMAO. :}

[XboxMaster]

I can't think of many, but I have one that's more stupid than embarrassing. Well, my friend and his friend went to Kroger and one dragged the other one the floor while the dragged one acted like he was retarded and having a fit. In front of people.

[Dok Diamond]

I seen some lady fall on ice i was gonna help her up but i was laughing to hard.

[XboxMaster]

I seen some lady fall on ice i was gonna help her up but i was laughing to hard.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

This is the best one I've read yet 'cause I would probably do the same. When something's funny as shit, I really can't help but laugh.

[WeberStateWildcat]

The two stories that I can think of kind of relate to what some of you have already mentioned, but oh well.

1) I had to be about four or five, following my mom around a store. I looked over at this old guy (over 60) and he was playing with himself! Since I was only four or five I didn't really know what the guy was doing, but it sure didn't seem normal to me.

2) This one is a lot like someone elses story. In the 8th grade I was getting dressed after P.E. and all of a sudden I heard laughter from the shower. Everyone but one guy ran out of the shower jokingly scared. The only guy left in there had "gotten excited." Through Jr. High and High School he was known as "Trigger." Don't ask me why the guys were looking at his wang in the first place.

[jbroush99]

A friend of mine was guilty of 2 stupid things in high school
1) He was changing from shorts to pants in the gym after an intramural basketball game at the Boys & Girls Club here. He though it was no big deal since he was wearing boxers under his shorts. He didn't realize that his schlong was hanging out the opening of his boxers and he stood there for a few minutes in his boxers talking to a few people. It was almost 100% guys there and a few came up to him and told him to put it away before they killed him.
2) Same guy was showering after a high school basketball game. There were about 5 of us left in the locker room when he walked out with a towel wrapped around his waist. Unfortunately for him, his tent was pitched and we laughed hysterically until he ran back in the showers and didn't come out until we left.

funny how thats a big thing back then, now when I go to the gym bathrooms people are walking around naked like theres no tomorrow.

But do they
A: walk around the gym (not the bathroom) with it hanging out
or
B: walk out of the shower with a hardon

If so, I'm staying away from your gym

[jbroush99]

The two stories that I can think of kind of relate to what some of you have already mentioned, but oh well.

1) I had to be about four or five, following my mom around a store. I looked over at this old guy (over 60) and he was playing with himself! Since I was only four or five I didn't really know what the guy was doing, but it sure didn't seem normal to me.

2) This one is a lot like someone elses story. In the 8th grade I was getting dressed after P.E. and all of a sudden I heard laughter from the shower. Everyone but one guy ran out of the shower jokingly scared. The only guy left in there had "gotten excited." Through Jr. High and High School he was known as "Trigger." Don't ask me why the guys were looking at his wang in the first place.

A friend of mine told me about a guy she knew that got excited a lot. They nicknamed him Pop Tart

[Scrubking]

Here is a funny, true story:

I was in a movie theatre with a bunch of friends and on of them like to do stupid things like go into restrooms, pour water all over his pants and walk around like he pissed himself.

Anyway, He didn't like the movie we were watching so he got up and started pretending to fall down the stairs (stadium seating theatre). Afterwards he went all the way to the front of the theatre and lied down (the theatre was pretty empty), and started throwing his hat up in the air in front of the screen and making fun of the movie out loud. He was saying stuff like "This movie SUCKS!!".

The best part is that there was a group of teens in the center and one of the guys yelled for him to stop or something like that. Then my friend (6ft, very ripped), got up and started asking out loud who said that. The guy was obviously scared cause he kept quiet. Then my friend stood up, took off his belt and started slapping it together as he kept asking. It was funny cause he was half joking, half serious.

All of us were cracking up so bad - I'm cracking up right now as I type this.

[help1]

lets get off the topic of guys getting excited and onto topics that are funny

[Larsin]

About 2 weeks ago i was at a show/gig/concert and me and my bro were walking to his car to get some bottled water after some good ol' wrecking in the pit. We were parked next to this giant old bus that created a huge shadow on it's sidewalk side. Well while we were getting water or whatever, we heard chicks talking. I thought to myself "wtf" cause we were parked pretty far away from everyone else. Then i heard the sound of liquid being poured, it reminded me of a waterfall. As we got onto the sidewalk and started walking back, these 2 chicks were pulling up their jeans and both of them said "sorry" as we passed them... roflz... so gross

[Scrubking]

lets get off the topic of guys getting excited and onto topics that are funny

:roll:

[help1]

Here is a funny, true story:

I was in a movie theatre with a bunch of friends and on of them like to do stupid things like go into restrooms, pour water all over his pants and walk around like he pissed himself.

Anyway, He didn't like the movie we were watching so he got up and started pretending to fall down the stairs (stadium seating theatre). Afterwards he went all the way to the front of the theatre and lied down (the theatre was pretty empty), and started throwing his hat up in the air in front of the screen and making fun of the movie out loud. He was saying stuff like "This movie SUCKS!!".

The best part is that there was a group of teens in the center and one of the guys yelled for him to stop or something like that. Then my friend (6ft, very ripped), got up and started asking out loud who said that. The guy was obviously scared cause he kept quiet. Then my friend stood up, took off his belt and started slapping it together as he kept asking. It was funny cause he was half joking, half serious.

All of us were cracking up so bad - I'm cracking up right now as I type this.

MY friends and stuff start screaming stuff out loud, like in shrek 2 we shouted, "HEY, ITS EDDIE MURPHY!!!! EDDIE IS A DONKEY!!!"

or in spiderman we started commenteing outloud.... , people never get mad either....

[help1]

lets get off the topic of guys getting excited and onto topics that are funny

:roll:

sorry, but I didnt read your post before I posted (it wasnt posted yet)

[Zenithian Legend]

The two stories that I can think of kind of relate to what some of you have already mentioned, but oh well.

1) I had to be about four or five, following my mom around a store. I looked over at this old guy (over 60) and he was playing with himself! Since I was only four or five I didn't really know what the guy was doing, but it sure didn't seem normal to me.

2) This one is a lot like someone elses story. In the 8th grade I was getting dressed after P.E. and all of a sudden I heard laughter from the shower. Everyone but one guy ran out of the shower jokingly scared. The only guy left in there had "gotten excited." Through Jr. High and High School he was known as "Trigger." Don't ask me why the guys were looking at his wang in the first place.

You've been a CAG for nearly a year, and your first post is about a 60 year old man masturbating...


Oh and the stupidest thing I've ever heard of was the time my little brother took a shit in a taco bell sink, for reasons no one will ever know.

[help1]

^^lol

[stemartin7]

I was thinking the same thing as Zenithian Legend
Damn lurker, we should give you a nickname for your first post being about a old man jacking off to you as a little kid.

[Scorch]

lets get off the topic of guys getting excited and onto topics that are funny

:roll:

..what, you WANT to hear about guys getting a boner?!

[Moxio]

1) I had to be about four or five, following my mom around a store. I looked over at this old guy (over 60) and he was playing with himself! Since I was only four or five I didn't really know what the guy was doing, but it sure didn't seem normal to me.

I have a similar story to that as well. It was a few years back, I was in a McDonalds, chilling out and eating stuff. I had to take a weewee, so I went into the bathrooms to look for a urinal. Well, there was this 70-year old man there wanking off; he glanced at me, then continued to do his thing in the urinal.

I walked out.

[beerguy961]

I can't remember seeing anything stupid being done (mostly cause I can't see myself), but I've heard some really screwed up stories... Probably not as good without knowing the people involved...

[Zenithian Legend]

I don't know about you guys, but if I ever saw a 70 year old man whacking it, and I had my video camera I'd have to tape that. Then I'd get all my friends together and say "Hey kids, check out this crazy footage I just shot" and then the next step would be for me to die laughing from the looks on their faces and vomiting that such footage would induce ~ Jack Handey

[Whambamm]

I got a story about my friend that I still think is funny as hell to this day. It was about 3 years ago and we were coming back from a huge party around midnight and my friend tells me to pull over because he's got to take a piss. So I pulled over into the local grocery store and he stumbles in, drunk off his ass, and proceeds to the bathroom. Meanwhile, the other two guys with me buy like a pack of gum a piece and decide to wait for our friend in the car. All of sudden our friend comes running out of the grocery store like a bat out of hell, jumps in the car and tells us to get the hell out of there. We asked him why after we started driving, and he told us that since they had just remodeled the grocery store, he couldn't find the bathroom, so he just walked down the middle of an aisle and took a piss. We still give him shit for it till this day.

[Greetard]

I wasn't there..but news spread fast in school.
Anyways, there's this kid in our class who does stupid crap all the time. During a b-room break, he thought it would be funny to take a piss doing a handstand. A teacher walked in on him. Nuff' said.

[Ledhed]

When my stepmother was in her 20's, she was living in an apartment complex with her 3-year-old son. It was summer, and they went to the complex's pool for a swim. James, the 3 year-old (now my 28-year-old stepbrother), was swimming and had to go to the bathroom. There was no bathroom near the pool, which meant my stepmom would have to take him all the way back to their apartment so he could use the bathroom there. She didn't feel like walking all the way back there, so she whispered to James to "just go in the pool."

Now, James had just started potty-training, and knew that it was bad to pee in your pants. With that in mind, he exits the pool, stands at the edge, drops trow, and begins to piss into the pool. The other swimmers erupt in simultaneous horror/laughter, and my stepmother flips out. "James! What are you doing!?" she asks. James says, "Mah-am, you told me too!" :lol:

[Trakan]

When my stepmother was in her 20's, she was living in an apartment complex with her 3-year-old son. It was summer, and they went to the complex's pool for a swim. James, the 3 year-old (now my 28-year-old stepbrother), was swimming and had to go to the bathroom. There was no bathroom near the pool, which meant my stepmom would have to take him all the way back to their apartment so he could use the bathroom there. She didn't feel like walking all the way back there, so she whispered to James to "just go in the pool."

Now, James had just started potty-training, and knew that it was bad to pee in your pants. With that in mind, he exits the pool, stands at the edge, drops trow, and begins to piss into the pool. The other swimmers erupt in simultaneous horror/laughter, and my stepmother flips out. "James! What are you doing!?" she asks. James says, "Mah-am, you told me too!" :lol:

That's a smart kid. :lol: What about your girlfriend story?

[opportunity777]

While in Germany my friend was so drunk that he stuck his ass on the window of one the expensive restaurants over there.

That same night we went to McDonald's and he ate someone's food and acted like an animal, though he paid for it afterwards. He was farting and burping all over the guy too.

He does that when he's NOT drunk, so just imagine it being 10x worse :P

He's also almost 30 years old believe it or not.

Anyways, I thought it was hilarious, though at the end of McDonald's thing I was getting kind of nervy that we were going to goto jail that night :P

[greendj27]

When my stepmother was in her 20's, she was living in an apartment complex with her 3-year-old son. It was summer, and they went to the complex's pool for a swim. James, the 3 year-old (now my 28-year-old stepbrother), was swimming and had to go to the bathroom. There was no bathroom near the pool, which meant my stepmom would have to take him all the way back to their apartment so he could use the bathroom there. She didn't feel like walking all the way back there, so she whispered to James to "just go in the pool."

Now, James had just started potty-training, and knew that it was bad to pee in your pants. With that in mind, he exits the pool, stands at the edge, drops trow, and begins to piss into the pool. The other swimmers erupt in simultaneous horror/laughter, and my stepmother flips out. "James! What are you doing!?" she asks. James says, "Mah-am, you told me too!" :lol:

That's funny. A cousin of mine did the same thing when I was younger. We were at the lake and he walked in up to his calves and just started peeing.

[XboxMaster]

OMG, these are some of the funniest stories ever!

[sansfreud]

my younger and dumber 18 year old brother recently discovered the wonderful concoction of chlorine tablets and ammonia... He also realized that contents under pressure will explode. Combining these two facts, he created a chlorine bomb in a GLASS bottle. My lawn still has a black spot where grass refused to grow, and i swore my brother would have been killed by the glass shrapnel if he didn't run at full speed away from it.

[1SwtDeception]

haha man some of these are funny good laughs.

I remember I saw a girl eating pizza and she drop her piece while eating it nothing too big.. but she THOUGHT no one was looking..

I just think of the many times I see little kids trip over themselves and try to be strong then crying

And when I was little,this girl check under my friend's stall and would talk to her while she pee.

My many times crashing into a glass door x.x and other people too

This is embarassing for me.. but when I was little I was in my moments in learning to swim, so then I grabbed onto a beach ball and floated near the deep end and then I got scared at the deep end and I called for help but no one helped me and just looked at me while I floated away.. maybe this was more like sad.. and pathetic

My brother he mention these to me.. like in the bathroom my brother and my cousin was in the bathroom at some public bathroom, they were washing themselves and some hobo was in there playing with himself and my cousin would shout "Pink dick!" while the bum was a foot away from the urinal.

Another time my brother heard some kids in the bathroom sharing a stall while shitting or.. peeing but he saw two overalls down...

Also he saw two kids zipping up each others zipper before..

Does everything embarassing happen in the guys bathroom? Man there so many but too many too remember.. cause it funny how people think you're not looking and you just happen to look that way or something.

[crazytalkx]

My neighbor's daughter (when she was 6) got her head stuck in a fence somehow and firefighters came around 1 hour later to bend it and get her out of there. Lots of screaming and crying.

[WeaponX2099]

My friend ( we call him Pissy One drink) had to go the bathroom, and stopped at a Subway. it was closed. Now he doesn't believe in hold it in. So he begin to piss on the window of Subway with employees still inside. One of them said they were gonna call the cops, while another that was clearly gay was happy to see a free cock. We thought we heard the cops coming so hopped in the car and sped off. We was so mad until we got back home.

[FriskyTanuki]

My cousins and one of their friends were out doing a bunch of crazy stuff one night, and they decided to get into this kind of upper class neighborhood, and they were taping all of this stuff. They saw a Hummer pull into the neighborhood had my cousin Zach run up to it and throw his milkshake at it. Needless to say, the guy got pissed and Zach and his friend got in their car and drove off, and left my cousin taping it while hidden in these bushes, It kind of turned Blair Witch-y as he went and got out of the neighborhood undetected and got back with them. They did a bunch of other stupid stuff, but it's hilarious to watch.

[MorbidAngel4Life]

I saw some guy giving head to a horse....

[zionoverfire]

I saw some guy giving head to a horse....

and it was in the mirror wasn't it?

[Trakan]

I saw some guy giving head to a horse....

:rofl:

[MorbidAngel4Life]

I saw some guy giving head to a horse....

and it was in the mirror wasn't it?

:rofl:

[FriskyTanuki]

I saw some guy giving head to a horse....

and it was in the mirror wasn't it?

:rofl:

:rofl:

[zionoverfire]

I saw some guy giving head to a horse....

and it was in the mirror wasn't it?

:rofl:

Yes through the looking glass, or should I say horses ass

[Theenternal]

Well I saw myself do this :P
Last year i was in palm beach, and I stopped at a GoodWill to see if I could find any games. I picked up a Miami Vice Record for 25 cents....

then I felt diarhea pain.

After delivering the goods, I flushed the toilet and it came back up going all over the floor. It looked like watery dog kibble everywhere.

I debated for a second..and realized it was too much of a flood to clean up with the TP that I had left...plus it had started to go under the door.

Someone there would have to mop it up if I claimed it or not...or at least thats what I told myself and left.

[Ikohn4ever]

Well I saw myself do this :P
Last year i was in palm beach, and I stopped at a GoodWill to see if I could find any games. I picked up a Miami Vice Record for 25 cents....

then I felt diarhea pain.

After delivering the goods, I flushed the toilet and it came back up going all over the floor. It looked like watery dog kibble everywhere.

I debated for a second..and realized it was too much of a flood to clean up with the TP that I had left...plus it had started to go under the door.

Someone there would have to mop it up if I claimed it or not...or at least thats what I told myself and left.

yowzers, thats some funny stuff

[sblymnlcrymnl]

I saw some guy giving head to a horse....

and it was in the mirror wasn't it?

:rofl:
:rofl:
:rofl:

[FriskyTanuki]

Well I saw myself do this :P
Last year i was in palm beach, and I stopped at a GoodWill to see if I could find any games. I picked up a Miami Vice Record for 25 cents....

then I felt diarhea pain.

After delivering the goods, I flushed the toilet and it came back up going all over the floor. It looked like watery dog kibble everywhere.

I debated for a second..and realized it was too much of a flood to clean up with the TP that I had left...plus it had started to go under the door.

Someone there would have to mop it up if I claimed it or not...or at least thats what I told myself and left.

yowzers, thats some funny stuff

Good choice, leave the evidence behind and make someone else clean it up.

[dpatel]

I saw some guy giving head to a horse....

The first person I thought of when reading this was Zenithian Legend. Don't know why :?

[greendc27]

When my stepmother was in her 20's, she was living in an apartment complex with her 3-year-old son. It was summer, and they went to the complex's pool for a swim. James, the 3 year-old (now my 28-year-old stepbrother), was swimming and had to go to the bathroom. There was no bathroom near the pool, which meant my stepmom would have to take him all the way back to their apartment so he could use the bathroom there. She didn't feel like walking all the way back there, so she whispered to James to "just go in the pool."

Now, James had just started potty-training, and knew that it was bad to pee in your pants. With that in mind, he exits the pool, stands at the edge, drops trow, and begins to piss into the pool. The other swimmers erupt in simultaneous horror/laughter, and my stepmother flips out. "James! What are you doing!?" she asks. James says, "Mah-am, you told me too!" :lol:

My cousin did pretty much the same thing when he was a kid. We were swimming at a lake and his mom told just to go in the water. He walked in up to his ankles and took a leak. The funniest part is when he realized everyone was laughing at him he started crying and just sat there with it hanging out.

[sblymnlcrymnl]

I saw some guy giving head to a horse....

The first person I thought of when reading this was Zenithian Legend. Don't know why :?

Maybe you should read the last few pages of the "I'm done" topic. :lol:

Ok, there's 4848, night all.

[dafoomie]

I saw someone sitting in a urinal taking a shit.

A huge group of us at school saw two people getting it on in a dumpster. A wet, smelly dumpster full of garbage from the dorm. They were mocked and laughed at by all when they were finally taken out of there.

I saw a guy trying to clean up the bathroom, reach into one of those wall trash things for paper towells to pull out the bag, he pulled out a bloody pair of panties. Not embarassing per se but not exactly the highlight of his life either.

One of my friends passed out drunk on the bench outside the dorms, and this girl comes up and starts giving him head, right there... It wasn't his girlfriend. He woke up in time to give her a surprise in her eyes. It was someone he didn't like, either.

These two people decided to start banging under the bleachers in the gym on top of some beanbags, little did they know that an assembly was about to take place. Some people grabbed their clothes before they knew anyone was there. Similar story about some people on stage, but not as many people were there.

Lots of sex in public places went on there... On couches, chairs, pooltables in common areas and not really caring who saw, trying to give blowjobs under a blanket or something and being obvious, people trying to do it behind a tree, people giving head to entire rooms of guys... Stupid things like that, happened all the time.

Two dorms decided they were going to have a "brawl", not a real brawl or anything but lots of people talking shit back and forth, nothing real serious... The riot police were called in, and by the time they got there, nobody was even outside. The place was dead. Pretty funny seeing a bunch of riot police looking confused, trying to find the riot.

[jovherye]

And where is this again?^^^^ :shock:

[beerguy961]

One time my parents locked me in the garage for some discipline reason (which I now realize is kind of twisted), and I cried so loudly the neighbors called the cops...

I've snorted Pixy Stix on multiple occaisions. You can actually taste it when you do it...

[zionoverfire]

I knew a women who got proposed to in a football stadium on one of those jumbo trons. She said yes then dumped the guy the next day. It was a bit embarrasing because it make a couple of nightly news shows, I guess it was a slow news week.

[dpatel]

I've snorted Pixy Stix on multiple occaisions. You can actually taste it when you do it...

I haven't done that, but I've seen it done. Its great when someone does it with salt. This one guy I know, sniffed some salt. His face went red and he started tearing. He kept yelling out that his nose was burning.

:rofl: I love it when people do stupid stuff.

[MorbidAngel4Life]

I saw some guy giving head to a horse....

The first person I thought of when reading this was Zenithian Legend. Don't know why :?

Thats who its supposed to be about;

[shrike4242]

When my stepmother was in her 20's, she was living in an apartment complex with her 3-year-old son. It was summer, and they went to the complex's pool for a swim. James, the 3 year-old (now my 28-year-old stepbrother), was swimming and had to go to the bathroom. There was no bathroom near the pool, which meant my stepmom would have to take him all the way back to their apartment so he could use the bathroom there. She didn't feel like walking all the way back there, so she whispered to James to "just go in the pool."

Now, James had just started potty-training, and knew that it was bad to pee in your pants. With that in mind, he exits the pool, stands at the edge, drops trow, and begins to piss into the pool. The other swimmers erupt in simultaneous horror/laughter, and my stepmother flips out. "James! What are you doing!?" she asks. James says, "Mah-am, you told me too!" :lol:

The logic of 3 year olds.... have to appreciate it. :D

Did he sound like Cartman, since I just though that sounds exactly like him when he's complaining to Mrs. Cartman? :lol:

[Journey]

Well, there was this one time, at band camp.......Just kidding....

Some dude walk crotch first into a railing at the mall......They almost had to call the ambulence cause I couldn't catch my breath from laughing so hard.

[Ikohn4ever]

I saw someone sitting in a urinal taking a shit.

A huge group of us at school saw two people getting it on in a dumpster. A wet, smelly dumpster full of garbage from the dorm. They were mocked and laughed at by all when they were finally taken out of there.

I saw a guy trying to clean up the bathroom, reach into one of those wall trash things for paper towells to pull out the bag, he pulled out a bloody pair of panties. Not embarassing per se but not exactly the highlight of his life either.

One of my friends passed out drunk on the bench outside the dorms, and this girl comes up and starts giving him head, right there... It wasn't his girlfriend. He woke up in time to give her a surprise in her eyes. It was someone he didn't like, either.

These two people decided to start banging under the bleachers in the gym on top of some beanbags, little did they know that an assembly was about to take place. Some people grabbed their clothes before they knew anyone was there. Similar story about some people on stage, but not as many people were there.

Lots of sex in public places went on there... On couches, chairs, pooltables in common areas and not really caring who saw, trying to give blowjobs under a blanket or something and being obvious, people trying to do it behind a tree, people giving head to entire rooms of guys... Stupid things like that, happened all the time.

Two dorms decided they were going to have a "brawl", not a real brawl or anything but lots of people talking shit back and forth, nothing real serious... The riot police were called in, and by the time they got there, nobody was even outside. The place was dead. Pretty funny seeing a bunch of riot police looking confused, trying to find the riot.

all those sex stories sound like a 80s teen sex comedy

[sisco1986]

I've had a wall shelf at EBgames just collapsed on me, After everyone stared at me for about 3 seconds i said "opps". I always get the freak accident's, jaded from birth :?

[Msut77]

I was at Old Navy and some chick quit or got fired and stormed out knocking stuff over and then she mooned a line of like 50 people. She was pretty hot.

I was fiddling with my cell phone at the time and I was like damn I wish this was a camera phone.

[Ikohn4ever]

This happened to me back in 11th grade. I was taking the final exam worth a semester grade in my high school. Well the policy for the final exams was you could not leave the classroom till your test was finished. So I am around a quarter done the test, and out of nowhere my body tells me i have to fart. I am just thinking to myself do not let a fart out, the room is silent and you are in the middle of the classroom. So while I am takin this Honors Pre Calc test I am using most of my energy to prevent any gas from getting out. Then all of a sudden one just breaks free, but its a quick one. So people just look around not knowin for sure who did it. I am rushin through this test like no other when another longer fart comes out. I quickly just fill in the rest of the answers on the scantron and run out into the hallway and just fart up a storm. It was def pretty embarassing to me plus I ended up doin bad on the final too.

[doubledown]

I saw some drunk-ass girl getting "finger-banged" at a bar....it was disgusting actually since she was kinda nasty.

But, we had to look....kinda like a car wreck

[GuilewasNK]

When I was about 12 or 13 my sister and I were playing tennis. I decided to jump over the net and cleared it easily. My sister (a year younger) thought she could do the same. She clipped the net and went face first into the hardcourt. She was wailing like crazy. When I found she hadn't broken any teeth or anything I went behind a corner and laughed. I didn't want to but I couldn't help it because I told her not to try it. I was 6'4" at the time and she was like 5'4" if that.

[tornadomann]

When i was in middle school we were swimming for pe and a kid took a big shit right in the pool. This was really gross. It was all runny and he did it near a group of people. 6 years later he still gets harassed about it all the time!!

[chosen1s]

I've got a friend who has the most unbelievable stuff happen to her. Had I not witnessed a good deal of it personally, I'm not sure I would believe all of her stories. Nevertheless:

When I first met her, she liked me at the time (But I didn't know) - we were standing outside the gym talking and a bird flew over and dropped one on her head/face.

Later, when she was driving home from class (College), she frequently kept her windows open and a bird flew in her window and started freaking out in her truck as she's doing 45 down the road. It's a miracle she didn't hit someone because she's one of those panicky people who freaks out when stuff like that happens.

There's more I'll think of later.

[chosen1s]

In the "clean fun" department, I have a couple of friends from high school that thought it was hilarious to make fools of themselves.

One of their favorite "moves" was to walk down an aisle in the grocery store (one of them worked at Albertsons) and pretend to trip over their own feet, completely wiping out all over the floor. Usually they would take a few items down with them as they fell, causing a huge commotion. I don't know if it's funny to read or if you just have to be there, but I have to admit, watching your buddy completely wax in front of a bunch of shoppers is pretty hilarious, even if it was a pathetic cry for attention.

[vrs1650]

I have seen a lot of guys pissing in pint glasses or beer bottles in bars. Numerous sex acts in bars or clubs.

[FriskyTanuki]

I see an old guy smoking a pipe while riding a bike every once in a while. I thought it's funny that he's able to do that without falling or anything.

[BABETOOTH]

2 summers ago I was coming out of the subway up the stairs, next thing I hear like a faint "fart" noise, I looked up and this old guy had shit running down his leg, to make it worse he was wearing white shorts so you could really appreciate the detail, brown chunks running down the guys leg it was so nasty yet somehow I couldnt stop laughing!!! Poor soul most've had diarreah!!!

[help1]

Good stories guys!!

[FunkSoulBrother]

LOL, great stories guys.

[zewone]

I could tell you some stories of mine inspired by the CKY videos, but they are graphic, disgusting, and illegal so I won't. Good stories though.

[thetoxicone]

I have seen a lot of guys pissing in pint glasses or beer bottles in bars. Numerous sex acts in bars or clubs.

On the topic of pissing in pint glasses, one time my friend pissed a little in one of my friend's drinks while he was in the bathroom but when the guy came back he noticed more liquid in the drink.

Also another one of my friends had some of those donuts covered in sugar with him when we were on a trip to a marching band competition. He completely licked the sugar off one of the donuts and told this one kid it was a glazed donut. I could barely keep a straight face watching that guy eat the donut.

[sblymnlcrymnl]

I have seen a lot of guys pissing in pint glasses or beer bottles in bars. Numerous sex acts in bars or clubs.

On the topic of pissing in pint glasses, one time my friend pissed a little in one of my friend's drinks while he was in the bathroom but when the guy came back he noticed more liquid in the drink.

Also another one of my friends had some of those donuts covered in sugar with him when we were on a trip to a marching band competition. He completely licked the sugar off one of the donuts and told this one kid it was a glazed donut. I could barely keep a straight face watching that guy eat the donut.

One of my friends melted wax from a white candle onto a glazed donut and gave it to another friend. Apparently it tasted odd.

[whoknows]

I find my story funny but some of you may not. I was at a grocery store and there was a girl maybe 5 years old with her grandma apparently and her grandma said "time to leave" and then out of nowhere the little girl told her grandma "f*** you grandma"......I started laughing so hard I couldn't believe someone her age even knew the f word. I'm not suprised now with how corrupted Americas youth seems to be these days. :(

[sblymnlcrymnl]

I have seen a lot of guys pissing in pint glasses or beer bottles in bars. Numerous sex acts in bars or clubs.

On the topic of pissing in pint glasses, one time my friend pissed a little in one of my friend's drinks while he was in the bathroom but when the guy came back he noticed more liquid in the drink.

Also another one of my friends had some of those donuts covered in sugar with him when we were on a trip to a marching band competition. He completely licked the sugar off one of the donuts and told this one kid it was a glazed donut. I could barely keep a straight face watching that guy eat the donut.

One of my friends melted wax from a white candle onto a glazed donut and gave it to another friend. Apparently it tasted odd.


are you joshing me?

Nope. True story.

[Moxio]

I have seen a lot of guys pissing in pint glasses or beer bottles in bars. Numerous sex acts in bars or clubs.

On the topic of pissing in pint glasses, one time my friend pissed a little in one of my friend's drinks while he was in the bathroom but when the guy came back he noticed more liquid in the drink.

Also another one of my friends had some of those donuts covered in sugar with him when we were on a trip to a marching band competition. He completely licked the sugar off one of the donuts and told this one kid it was a glazed donut. I could barely keep a straight face watching that guy eat the donut.

Wow, you are a jerk.

[el bobo]

:rofl: Very good stories guys!

[thetoxicone]

I have seen a lot of guys pissing in pint glasses or beer bottles in bars. Numerous sex acts in bars or clubs.

On the topic of pissing in pint glasses, one time my friend pissed a little in one of my friend's drinks while he was in the bathroom but when the guy came back he noticed more liquid in the drink.

Also another one of my friends had some of those donuts covered in sugar with him when we were on a trip to a marching band competition. He completely licked the sugar off one of the donuts and told this one kid it was a glazed donut. I could barely keep a straight face watching that guy eat the donut.

Wow, you are a jerk.

Don't kill the messenger, you learn to keep your eyes on stuff around my friends though

[Moxio]

I have seen a lot of guys pissing in pint glasses or beer bottles in bars. Numerous sex acts in bars or clubs.

On the topic of pissing in pint glasses, one time my friend pissed a little in one of my friend's drinks while he was in the bathroom but when the guy came back he noticed more liquid in the drink.

Also another one of my friends had some of those donuts covered in sugar with him when we were on a trip to a marching band competition. He completely licked the sugar off one of the donuts and told this one kid it was a glazed donut. I could barely keep a straight face watching that guy eat the donut.

Wow, you are a jerk.

Don't kill the messenger, you learn to keep your eyes on stuff around my friends though

I suppose you're right. Sorry, I didn't mean to jump on you.

[Tennisjon2002]

Good stories guys!!

BTW, this si teh first tiem someone has not flamed one of my threads!!! maybe you guys liked this one!
Work on ur spelling, and yea that is a flame, na but 4 real this is the first decent topic u have made, congrats

[help1]

Good stories guys!!

BTW, this si teh first tiem someone has not flamed one of my threads!!! maybe you guys liked this one!
Work on ur spelling, and yea that is a flame, na but 4 real this is the first decent topic u have made, congrats

here is an idea, I don't give a shit....

[sblymnlcrymnl]

I have seen a lot of guys pissing in pint glasses or beer bottles in bars. Numerous sex acts in bars or clubs.

On the topic of pissing in pint glasses, one time my friend pissed a little in one of my friend's drinks while he was in the bathroom but when the guy came back he noticed more liquid in the drink.

Also another one of my friends had some of those donuts covered in sugar with him when we were on a trip to a marching band competition. He completely licked the sugar off one of the donuts and told this one kid it was a glazed donut. I could barely keep a straight face watching that guy eat the donut.

One of my friends melted wax from a white candle onto a glazed donut and gave it to another friend. Apparently it tasted odd.


are you joshing me?

Nope. True story.

I was talking about the "Apparently it tasted odd" part

Well, that's what they said :lol:

[fragmanslayer]

I have seen a lot of guys pissing in pint glasses or beer bottles in bars. Numerous sex acts in bars or clubs.

On the topic of pissing in pint glasses, one time my friend pissed a little in one of my friend's drinks while he was in the bathroom but when the guy came back he noticed more liquid in the drink.

Also another one of my friends had some of those donuts covered in sugar with him when we were on a trip to a marching band competition. He completely licked the sugar off one of the donuts and told this one kid it was a glazed donut. I could barely keep a straight face watching that guy eat the donut.

One of my friends melted wax from a white candle onto a glazed donut and gave it to another friend. Apparently it tasted odd.


are you joshing me?

Nope. True story.

I was talking about the "Apparently it tasted odd" part

Well, that's what they said :lol:

lol

I wanted to see this hour glass, don't mind me....


kudos

any pictures to go with these stories?
:D

[fragmanslayer]

my quotes dont seem to work... why? What am I doing wrong... grrr. frustrating.

[jetblac]

This guy was going down on his girl friend in a public park under a blanket and my dog went over and started sniffing his ass. So he lefted his head out of the blanket and left his girl wide open. I don't think she noticed by Mr. Winky did. BoinG!

[XboxMaster]

Oh, I just thought of some. Well, before I knew two of my best friends, they hung out with this smaller kid and they would always pick on him and stuff. Here are a few things they did to him.

Once while he was in the bathroom, they took his Gatorade (it was the yellow/green kind), emptied it, and filled it up with pee. When he came back they bet him $5 to chug his "Gatorade" (the kid obviously didn't know) and he did!

Another incident with pee. The kid was about to take a shower when my friends peed in his shampoo. Naturally, the kid washed his hair while in the bathroom and used the pee mixed with shampoo.

One more with pee--this one's pretty simple. The kid was sleeping and they started peeing on him.

Yes, pretty cruel and sick but I probably would've been laughing if I was there.

[gamefreak789]

me and my friends were at a suns game(Arizona) and i went to the bathroom. The stalls were taken so i waited, and This really buff guy comes out, you know one of those guys that look at mirrors all day and wear tank tops to show off they're muscles, and when i go in there the whole stall was full of shit and pee. it looked like a jungle in that stall me and my friends laughed so hard for hours. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[The Don]

Here is a funny, true story:

I was in a movie theatre with a bunch of friends and on of them like to do stupid things like go into restrooms, pour water all over his pants and walk around like he pissed himself.

Anyway, He didn't like the movie we were watching so he got up and started pretending to fall down the stairs (stadium seating theatre). Afterwards he went all the way to the front of the theatre and lied down (the theatre was pretty empty), and started throwing his hat up in the air in front of the screen and making fun of the movie out loud. He was saying stuff like "This movie SUCKS!!".

The best part is that there was a group of teens in the center and one of the guys yelled for him to stop or something like that. Then my friend (6ft, very ripped), got up and started asking out loud who said that. The guy was obviously scared cause he kept quiet. Then my friend stood up, took off his belt and started slapping it together as he kept asking. It was funny cause he was half joking, half serious.

All of us were cracking up so bad - I'm cracking up right now as I type this.Dude, very not cool. That was so selfish. Just think how you would feel if you actually liked the movie and somebody was doing that. I hope your friend wasn't doing it through the whole movie. Be more mature. If you and your friends don't like the movie then just leave.

[CrimsonGeist]

Two years ago in class this kid had crapped his pants but didn't say nothing about it. He probably sat there with the shit in his pants for a few minutes. When the teacher was teaching a lesson, she stopped in the middle of it aAnd said "who has to go to the bathroom?" The guy sat there and didn't raise his hand. Then the teacher told him to go get a textbook close to him so she could show us something. He got up and there was piss on his seat. He was wearing sweat pants and we could see some big bulges at the bottom of his leg that were brown. We laughed our asses off. I don't know how but it didn't completely ruin his school life. It wasnt mentioned that much.

[help1]

Two years ago in class this kid had crapped his pants but didn't say nothing about it. He probably sat there with the shit in his pants for a few minutes. When the teacher was teaching a lesson, she stopped in the middle of it aAnd said "who has to go to the bathroom?" The guy sat there and didn't raise his hand. Then the teacher told him to go get a textbook close to him so she could show us something. He got up and there was piss on his seat. He was wearing sweat pants and we could see some big bulges at the bottom of his leg that were brown. We laughed our asses off. I don't know how but it didn't completely ruin his school life. It wasnt mentioned that much.

EWWWw

[Moxio]

Two years ago in class this kid had crapped his pants but didn't say nothing about it. He probably sat there with the shit in his pants for a few minutes. When the teacher was teaching a lesson, she stopped in the middle of it aAnd said "who has to go to the bathroom?" The guy sat there and didn't raise his hand. Then the teacher told him to go get a textbook close to him so she could show us something. He got up and there was piss on his seat. He was wearing sweat pants and we could see some big bulges at the bottom of his leg that were brown. We laughed our asses off. I don't know how but it didn't completely ruin his school life. It wasnt mentioned that much.

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::r ofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rof l::rofl:

[help1]

I guess thats the end of the funny stories then

[help1]

I guess thats the end of the funny stories then

Wow, that was a waste of a bump!

[sblymnlcrymnl]

I guess thats the end of the funny stories then

Wow, that was a waste of a bump!

Sure was.+1

[rockhero]

While waiting outside of a concert, one of my buddies told a girl walking by that she looked like Kelly Osbourne and she immediately slapped the taste right out of his mouth.. Priceless....

[XboxMaster]

While waiting outside of a concert, one of my buddies told a girl walking by that she looked like Kelly Osbourne and she immediately slapped the taste right out of his mouth.. Priceless....

:lol:

No wonder she got so mad, to be called Kelly Osbourne...

[Mr. Anderson]

Not really anything special, but we had a sub today in English, and were being a bit rowdy. Right as everything went quiet, my friend let's out this MASSIVE fart (I mean NO attempt to hide it). That sub hates us soooo much. I've got a few more stories, but I'm too lazy and cold to type them up right now.

[greydemise]

i remember seeing some drugged out lady squat a take a shit on the sidewalk...yucky

and my step cousin told me of 2 gay guys having sex in public..yucky x2

me and my friend had had japanese food and taco bell..oo man we were both dying..into the bathroom stall we go...so we;re in there and next door comes a little kid..his dad is waiting outside the stall we hear...click..THUMP..*bam bam* DADDY!! DADDY!! HELP!! I CANT GET OUT!!! DAD!! the kid is hysterical..must be claustrophobic.DAD!! HELP ME!!!
dad: dont worry son!!!! we'll get u out!!!

me and my friend had 2 hold in our laughter

we also caught a man having sex with a tree..i have a pic.;.its not clear..but its proof..pm me if u wanna see

[Moxio]

ROFL, PMed!

[greydemise]

o eya..another thing..this kid..who was the biggest "wigger" ever (in case sum1 dusnt kno...its a white kid who acts ghetto)..this kid was loaded..had a mercedes...and just rich damnit!! neways...he farts in class 2 be funny..and he was doing it..and we heard a squelch noise..and he got beet red..HE SHIT HIS PANTS!!H AHAH!! he started crying, and stood in the bathroom...and convinced one of his friends 2 drive him home..it was funny....and he was in my math class and he threw a temper tantrum cus he failed a test <--heard this one thry word of mouth..so it cud be exagerated

he started crying and said I HATE YOU to the teacher and throw a bottle of water at him..cried very loudly and ran off...covering his eyes..he hit the wall on the way out...pwnd <--i was there for this one

[Scorch]

I don't believe a word of that.

[greydemise]

well its all tru..honest :)..well heres the tree-man pichttp://image22.webshots.com/23/2/25/8/196622508OygBxn_ph.jpg

the rest, ull just have 2 take my word for it..but trust me..theyr all real

[gamefreak117]

This though, being very recent, I have little regret for this one..

Around 2 years ago, back in 8th grade, some dude in the class bet me to lick my pinger, stick it in the Baby Lucas (sour lemon powder) seasoning bottle, and stick it in my eye. It was a bet for $1, and I did it.. First, I felt some sharp pain, than I felt some stickiness in my eye. Even though I washed it away quickly with water, it was still a stupid thing to do. It irritated for a couple minutes. Lol, my friends were laughing at me.

[ArthurDigbySellers]

One day in the 6th grade our teacher was sick so we got a substitute. Being the jackasses that 6th grade kids are, we proceed to act like fools the entire day which culminated in a chalk throwing war in the middle of the room after lunch.

The sub, having taken too much shit from us already, finally snaps, steps to the front of the room and shouts at the top of his lungs:

SHUT THE SHAQ-FU UP!

We all just stood there dumbfounded. He immediately had the respect of almost everyone in that room. Of course one of the kids in the class snitched on him and we heard he was fired. Never did see him again.

[help1]

looks liek teh bump wasn't that useless, btw the ghetto kid story was funny, even if it was fake casue I would love to see that happen to a kid liek that in my school

[help1]

so many lurkers.... if this topic reaches 200 Ill post some stories.... and it never will

[tornadomann]

well its all tru..honest :)..well heres the tree-man pichttp://image22.webshots.com/23/2/25/8/196622508OygBxn_ph.jpg

the rest, ull just have 2 take my word for it..but trust me..theyr all real
:rofl: hahaha, what an idiot!!

[Mookyjooky]

I'm not going to put myself on the spot light as yet so I'll share some embarassing moments of some folks I know. A friend of mine was staying with her sister in a government complex in the west-side of Toronto. Her sister did not know alot of english and my friend had a bit more knowledge of the english language than she did. Her sister woke her up one morning and said to her, that the pest control people were suppose to come to her that day and spray off the cocaroaches,and since she didn't know any english she wanted her sister to tell them where to go and what the problem was. My friend agreed to this and waited till the pest control man came. When he knocked he asked "Hi mam, what seems to be the problem with the apartment", my friend answered "There is alot of crocadiles, they are everywhere." The man looked at her shocked and said "Crocadiles" she looked at him as if he was dumb and said "YES CROCADILES" the man was in awe, he didn't know what to say, at this time he started fearing for his life "are you sure you mean crocadiles???" he said...Insistant, my friend looks back at him and says "listen, there alot of Crocadiles in this house, kill them" The guy looked at her as he back peddled his way out the door and said "look i need to call this in to animal control, you got the wrong people mam" As he made his way down the hall my friend realized what she had been saying all along, she called him back and said..."oops i meant Cocaroaches"

[Mookyjooky]

I had my wisdom teeth removed and let me tell you, be afraid…be very very afraid. I went under General Anesthesia and I kept waking up in the middle of the surgery, with no pain killers or anything…I was screaming as he pulled out the teeth in front of the Wisdom Teeth by accident. He said “Oh Fuck” and jammed another IV in the other arm until I went under again. When I woke up I was missing 8 teeth and I had a hole through the left cheek where the drill slipped off and went through my cheek. He kept saying “Oh God Im sorry”, but I was totally out of it and when he told me to wait in the lobby for my ride, I slipped and broke three ribs. I started puking cause of the pain and boy did the puke burn the empty sockets in the gums. Now THAT was emberrising!

[fragmanslayer]

^^^ that does not sound real at all. Come on now, if that was real, you could sue and buy all the video games in the world.

On a side note, I need my teeth pulled, and I do not look forward to it. Gonna run me about $1k.

[Xtreme331]

I had my wisdom teeth removed and let me tell you, be afraid…be very very afraid. I went under General Anesthesia and I kept waking up in the middle of the surgery, with no pain killers or anything…I was screaming as he pulled out the teeth in front of the Wisdom Teeth by accident. He said “Oh shaq-fu” and jammed another IV in the other arm until I went under again. When I woke up I was missing 8 teeth and I had a hole through the left cheek where the drill slipped off and went through my cheek. He kept saying “Oh God Im sorry”, but I was totally out of it and when he told me to wait in the lobby for my ride, I slipped and broke three ribs. I started puking cause of the pain and boy did the puke burn the empty sockets in the gums. Now THAT was emberrising!

Is it hard to write such bad fiction or does it just come to you?

[help1]

I had my wisdom teeth removed and let me tell you, be afraid…be very very afraid. I went under General Anesthesia and I kept waking up in the middle of the surgery, with no pain killers or anything…I was screaming as he pulled out the teeth in front of the Wisdom Teeth by accident. He said “Oh shaq-fu” and jammed another IV in the other arm until I went under again. When I woke up I was missing 8 teeth and I had a hole through the left cheek where the drill slipped off and went through my cheek. He kept saying “Oh God Im sorry”, but I was totally out of it and when he told me to wait in the lobby for my ride, I slipped and broke three ribs. I started puking cause of the pain and boy did the puke burn the empty sockets in the gums. Now THAT was emberrising!

bullshit, and to top it off, it wasn't funny

Same with you cocaroache story

[fragmanslayer]

One time at band camp this girl stuck a trumpet up my arse, then we heard someone coming, so we ran away (sans the trumpet) and then we heard someone playing the trumpet... ew, that must have been an awful surprise.

Did you hear the story of the guy who stumbled and the elephant sat on his head. The guys head up the elephants ass. Guy had a shitty day... haha, pretty punny.

[Xtreme331]

Back when I was 16, I worked as a Lifeguard for the YMCA. It was a quiet day so only two of us were on stand (it was a very small pool). All of a sudden i hear my buddy trying to blow his whistle, but he's cracking up too hard and can't get it to work. I look over at him and in between laughing histerically he just points to a little kid who's running for the bathroom.... leaving little brown droppings in his wake.

Apparently this kid had to take a dump and didn't get out of the pool fast enough. There was a line of crap from the shallow area of the pool, up the stairs, across the deck and into the bathroom from this kid! So naturally I started cracking up too. It was a few minutes before either of us could blow our whistles loud enough to clear the pool.

Needless to say we closed the pool for the day.

[help1]

pretty punny.


no, no it wasn't.

[jetblac]

I was screwing this girl and I farted. we both stopped for lke 2 seconds then I acted like nothing happened.

[cleaver]

When living in a frat house my friend would take leaks in a pitcher sometimes if he was to hammered to make it to the bathroom. He'd pour it out the window. One morning, during parents weekend, he poured it out the window and heard a scream. Apparently he nailed some kids mom. She asked her son, in horror, "That was just water, right?" He said sure, it was just water.

[fragmanslayer]

You ever screw a girl so hard that when you are done, she has pussy farts... those are funny, but not so funny.

[help1]

When living in a frat house my friend would take leaks in a pitcher sometimes if he was to hammered to make it to the bathroom. He'd pour it out the window. One morning, during parents weekend, he poured it out the window and heard a scream. Apparently he nailed some kids mom. She asked her son, in horror, "That was just water, right?" He said sure, it was just water.

Ewww....

[Scorch]

One time at band camp this girl stuck a trumpet up my arse, then we heard someone coming, so we ran away (sans the trumpet) and then we heard someone playing the trumpet... ew, that must have been an awful surprise.

We're talking about personal moments, not scenes from American Pie 2.

Why is help1 commenting on everyone's moments?

[zionoverfire]

One time at band camp this girl stuck a trumpet up my arse, then we heard someone coming, so we ran away (sans the trumpet) and then we heard someone playing the trumpet... ew, that must have been an awful surprise.

We're talking about personal moments, not scenes from American Pie 2.

Why is help1 commenting on everyone's moments?

Maybe he doesn't have any of his own?

[help1]

One time at band camp this girl stuck a trumpet up my arse, then we heard someone coming, so we ran away (sans the trumpet) and then we heard someone playing the trumpet... ew, that must have been an awful surprise.

We're talking about personal moments, not scenes from American Pie 2.

Why is help1 commenting on everyone's moments?

Maybe he doesn't have any of his own?

You're wrong, its a masked bump....

[XboxMaster]

One time at band camp this girl stuck a trumpet up my arse, then we heard someone coming, so we ran away (sans the trumpet) and then we heard someone playing the trumpet... ew, that must have been an awful surprise.

We're talking about personal moments, not scenes from American Pie 2.

Why is help1 commenting on everyone's moments?

Maybe he doesn't have any of his own?

You're wrong, its a masked bump....


That's what I thought.

[help1]

One time at band camp this girl stuck a trumpet up my arse, then we heard someone coming, so we ran away (sans the trumpet) and then we heard someone playing the trumpet... ew, that must have been an awful surprise.

We're talking about personal moments, not scenes from American Pie 2.

Why is help1 commenting on everyone's moments?

Maybe he doesn't have any of his own?

You're wrong, its a masked bump....


That's what I thought.

lol

[smellhasreturned]

yay i got one !

my Sister Worked at Wendys before. She was taking orders and stuff and then everyone left. No one was coming in until these 2 guys walked in and went directly to the bathroom.

30 mins later they both came out and left

my sister had to go clean the bathrooms and a used condom was in the trash.

[help1]

yay i got one !

my Sister Worked at Wendys before. She was taking orders and stuff and then everyone left. No one was coming in until these 2 guys walked in and went directly to the bathroom.

30 mins later they both came out and left

my sister had to go clean the bathrooms and a used condom was in the trash.

Maybe thats why I don't eat there any more....

[tornadomann]

yay i got one !

my Sister Worked at Wendys before. She was taking orders and stuff and then everyone left. No one was coming in until these 2 guys walked in and went directly to the bathroom.

30 mins later they both came out and left

my sister had to go clean the bathrooms and a used condom was in the trash.
Wow that is sick!! Its too bad they couldn't find anywhere better than a Wendy's bahtroom!!

[The Mana Knight]

Well, this may bot be much, but it surely shocked me. The neighbor I share a bathroom with, I saw him laid on the floor completely trashed after getting himself drunk. It was the first time I ever saw anyone passed out drinking too much and it was a 6am, when I was still tired wanting to take a shower. It remainded me of the Simpson's when Homer opened the door and fell on the floor.

I can say many embarrassing things have happened, but most of them end up being myself.

[porieux]

You're wrong, its a masked bump....



What is a 'masked bump'?

[dopa345]

I was on the subway a few years ago. At the first above ground stop, a man came into the subway car with a cat in his hands who obviously was not looking well. As soon as the door closed and the subway started moving, the cat just crapped all over his hands and on the floor of the car and the stench was just putrid. Needless to say, at the next stop, the entire car emptied out and the guy ran out with his cat as fast as he could. It's also one of the grossest things I had ever seen.

[help1]

What is a 'masked bump'?

A lame excuse or unnecessary post that brigns up a post to the front of discussion boards.


Also, thanks for bumping a near-3-year old thread. :D

[benjamouth]

Sweet, someone's recycling threads.

I've seen people smoking as they fill their cars up with gas a couple of times, both stupid and very dangerous.

[thegarageband]

Poop their pants.

[jer7583]

I watched some moron getting arrested for drunk driving the other night. That's pretty stupid.

[Apossum]

off the top of my head--

1) in 3rd grade, this girl sitting in front of me just started peeing in her seat in class. Not like a normal "oops wet my pants" but like a "I just had 6 beers" kind of pee. It was all flowing and dripping, loudly splashing on to the floor and was pretty smelly.

The weird thing was, she just sat there and didn't say anything (she was a quiet, timid little asian girl...was probably too afraid to ask to go to the bathroom in the first place.) And nobody else said anything either...even the teacher just kept on going like everything was normal. I felt like I was the only one who noticed! Finally, class gets out 10 minutes later and the teacher walks up and goes "what happened?!"


2) In first grade, it was toward the end of class and everyone was up and about, getting ready to go. I was a helper, handing back a spelling test. I got to this one girl's test, but I didn't want to hand it back right away because she was sitting there crying for some reason. I thought I would wait to see if things cleared up and hand it back later. Well, in the middle of it all, she's sitting there balling her eyes out, no one is paying attention, and suddenly she pukes all over the table! A huge freaking puddle of puke-- it went all over and was dripping off the edge of the table and stuff. I handed out all the tests and only had hers left. I didn't want to go near the puke, so I just threw the test away :lol:


but so much embarassing stuff goes down at parties that it all blends together into archetypal embarassing things-- the guy who makes an ass of himself trying to pick up women, the guy who gets pissed and tries to fight everyone, the chick who gets alcohol poisoning, the person on ecstasy who's pissing everyone off etc.

[Magehart]

What is a 'masked bump'?

:applause::applause::applause:

Very nice!

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y285/Magehart/borat.jpg

[thegarageband]

off the top of my head--

1) in 3rd grade, this girl sitting in front of me just started peeing in her seat in class. Not like a normal "oops wet my pants" but like a "I just had 6 beers" kind of pee. It was all flowing and dripping, loudly splashing on to the floor and was pretty smelly.

The weird thing was, she just sat there and didn't say anything (she was a quiet, timid little asian girl...was probably too afraid to ask to go to the bathroom in the first place.) And nobody else said anything either...even the teacher just kept on going like everything was normal. I felt like I was the only one who noticed! Finally, class gets out 10 minutes later and the teacher walks up and goes "what happened?!"


2) In first grade, it was toward the end of class and everyone was up and about, getting ready to go. I was a helper, handing back a spelling test. I got to this one girl's test, but I didn't want to hand it back right away because she was sitting there crying for some reason. I thought I would wait to see if things cleared up and hand it back later. Well, in the middle of it all, she's sitting there balling her eyes out, no one is paying attention, and suddenly she pukes all over the table! A huge freaking puddle of puke-- it went all over and was dripping off the edge of the table and stuff. I handed out all the tests and only had hers left. I didn't want to go near the puke, so I just threw the test away :lol:


but so much embarassing stuff goes down at parties that it all blends together into archetypal embarassing things-- the guy who makes an ass of himself trying to pick up women, the guy who gets pissed and tries to fight everyone, the chick who gets alcohol poisoning, the person on ecstasy who's pissing everyone off etc.

Speaking of parties, I know this one asian kid that got tanked off of one Heinekin at a a party once. The funny thing was, he started coming on to guys and wouldn't admit it the next morning.

[Loyaltist Shinra]

Personally nobody cares what anybody does outside and this thread should be put into the political section or removed.

You have to be proud of who you are and not care about other people.

[Chacrana]

Yeah, whatever.

[Mr. Beef]

While in an elevator....

Old Man: "I use my cell phone to make phone calls. TRUST ME, I KNOW."

[crazytalkx]

Personally nobody cares what anybody does outside and this thread should be put into the political section or removed.

You have to be proud of who you are and not care about other people.

What the fuck? Then don't give a shit as to what other people post then!

[tehweezner]

in elementary school during lunch this kid got pantsed in front of everyone (probably like 400 kids) and he just started crying on the spot.

[mrblinG22]

in elementary school during lunch this kid got pantsed in front of everyone (probably like 400 kids) and he just started crying on the spot.


LOL i wish i was there

[JaytheGamefan]

...eww.

[Vampire Hunter D]

I bought Mortal Kombat Advanced.

[anomynous]

I bought Mortal Kombat Advanced.
best one yet

[The Mana Knight]

Haha, I saw how ancient this thread is, and found out what I said.
Well, this may bot be much, but it surely shocked me. The neighbor I share a bathroom with, I saw him laid on the floor completely trashed after getting himself drunk. It was the first time I ever saw anyone passed out drinking too much and it was a 6am, when I was still tired wanting to take a shower. It remainded me of the Simpson's when Homer opened the door and fell on the floor.

I can say many embarrassing things have happened, but most of them end up being myself.
Yeah, I remember this story very well (still share with others). Makes me glad I don't have a suitemate anymore, since I hate sharing a bedroom/bathroom with anyone.

Haven't seen much embarrassing lately, but I do remember one day when I was riding down an elevator (when I stayed in a Hotel in Madison, WI), some business looking guy let off a huge fart, made the elevator smell bad. I hate it when people fart in public.