CAG Christmas Carol Parodies.

[JSweeney]

Yet another refugee of the OTT, a couple OTTers asked that I create a new topic so they don't get lost in the daily purge of the OTTs.

[JSweeney]

A parody of "We three kings of Orient are."

We Three CAGS of OTT Are.

We Three CAGS of OTT Are
We three CAGS of OTT are
Seeking deals we traverse afar.
Target and Fry, Gamerush and Best buy,
Putting miles on my car.

Chorus
O sale at Walmart, just tonight,
Buy a stack of game and it'll be alright,
The topic's misleading, but I'm still proceeding,
Hope I find some deals tonight.

JSweeney:
Found a deal on Nintendo's new game,
I'll post it here so you can try the same,
Where's that lever, Gee Paper Mario's clever.
Gotta find some badges, then I'll train.

Chorus

Dcfox:
New perversion to offer have I.
Things I post will make a Deity cry.
Sheep out grazing, get me up raising,
Don't pick on me, you don't what it's like till you try.

Chorus

Morbid:
Here is mine: My posting will boom...
My words breaths a life of gathering gloom.
Sorrowing, sighing, bleeding dying,
Over OTT, my gothly word loom.

Chorus

Glorious, a new deal arise,
All this store stock is sold at half price.
Buy a few more, Buy a few more!
Sounds through the board from all the CAG's cries.

Chorus

[SteveMcQ]

Your skills amaze me. We should all put together a very special CAG Christmas Album.

[ZeroSupporT]

**laughing**I'll post more on this later when I stop laughing....

[sblymnlcrymnl]

Very good stuff Sweeney.

[tornadomann]

HAHAHA, that is really awesome!!! Great job!

[BlueWingX]

I thought I'd give this a try...

A parody of "Holly Jolly Christmas"...

Have a CheapAssGamer Christmas;
Look for sales on gaming gear.
We won’t pay full price today.
We just wait until next year.

Have a CheapAssGamer Christmas;
When someone grabs NBA Street
Say “Hey, whoa, I’ll let you know,
That’s ten bucks down the street."

Oh, ho, your post count grows
Your rank’s a sight to see;
Newbies annoying you?
Flame ‘em once for me

Have a CheapAssGamer Christmas
and in case you didn't hear
There’ll most likely
Be a big ass clearance sale next year.

[tornadomann]

OOOOH! not bad either!!

[JSweeney]

Parody of Good King Wenceslas

JSweeney:

Good CAG Dave Olsen looked out on the boards and said he was leavin',
When Mighty Slacker said he'd leave, the boards they started grieving.
But it sparked off a huge fight, the flaming it was cruel,
My logic tried to set it right, but it just added fuel.

CheapyD

“Hither, CAGs, and listen to me, what's with all this yelling?
Tell me why to blame is he? I don't buy that line your selling.”

Ryback
“Some were sitting on the fence, thier words echoing as hollow as tin..
Mightyslacker said he gave up on trolls who flame in every sentence, and lead to tensions mountin'”


MightySlacker:
“Bring back order, I'll be fine, I'll post often with out dither,
But so long as I hear all the trolls whine, I shall not be posting hither.”

JSweeney
Then defender, forth he went, with a plan that brought some together,
Though his joke sparked a loud lament, most thought it was clever.

Sneaky Penguin
“Sir, the board is darker now, the trolls they have grown stronger,
Flames always start, I know not how; So many say "I can go no longer.”

Defender
“Mark my words on every page, tread through my diatribes stated coldly,
You shall find the trolls rage less fierce and approach them much more boldly.”

JSweeney

So, In his CheapyD's steps they trod, Stopped flames where they were hinted;
Heat was cut by every mod by cutting every flame that printed.
Therefore, Cag Member, be sure, status or rank possessing,
You who now will flame the poor shall yourselves find regressin'.

[Moxio]

Very nice.

[Dogpatch]

LOL

Very Good!!!

[JSweeney]

From "I Saw Three Ships."

I saw sales on games come piling in,
On Black Friday, On Black Friday;
I saw sales on games come piling in,
On Black Friday, On Black Friday;
What was in those ads you say,
On Black Friday, On Black Friday;?
What was in those ads you say,
On Black Friday in the morning?

Massive lines outside were there,
On Black Friday, On Black Friday;
Massive lines outside were there,
On Black Friday in the morning.
And all the cash registers did ring,
On Black Friday, On Black Friday;
And all the cash registers did ring,
On Black Friday in the morning.

And I didn't get a single thing,
On Black Friday, On Black Friday;
And I didn't get a single thing,
On Black Friday in the morning.
I don't think I'll ever go again,
On Black Friday, On Black Friday;
I don't think I'll ever go again,
On Black Friday in the morning.

[WhipSmartBanky]

Hehe