View Full Version : I would give this bum a hundred dollars
Mookyjooky
12-06-2004, 04:30 PM
http://www.diepunyhumans.com/pfile/ninjabeg.jpg
Grave_Addiction
12-06-2004, 04:32 PM
Bwahahahaha! Coolest poor person ever.
onetrackmind
12-06-2004, 04:33 PM
HAHAHA Holy shit thats the greatest thing i've ever seen.
organicow
12-06-2004, 04:34 PM
there's a guy by my work that is always holding a sign that says "I'm starting to sober up - need money for booze"
That guy gets tons of money; he's got the right idea - honesty goes a long way!! ;)
dwsscs
12-06-2004, 04:35 PM
Another funny one was :
Taking collections for a down payment on a beer.
At least he was honest.
zewone
12-06-2004, 04:36 PM
That is awesome.
CouRageouS
12-06-2004, 04:36 PM
Mr. T has really let himself go hasnt he...
hiccupleftovers
12-06-2004, 04:38 PM
:rofl: That's awesome. Ninjas. hahahhah.
DesertEagleXIX
12-06-2004, 04:39 PM
Which Wu-Tang member is he?
CouRageouS
12-06-2004, 04:41 PM
http://www.diepunyhumans.com/pfile/ninjabeg.jpg
http://www.wasteoftechnology.com/motw/reginaldveljohnson/reg7.jpg
Not Wu-Tang...its Carl!
jaykrue
12-06-2004, 04:41 PM
he looks like he could use a hat:
http://img77.exs.cx/img77/4239/y6pninjabeg.jpg
Wombat
12-06-2004, 04:41 PM
hard times have come to police academy's Bubba Smith
RaekwonThaChef
12-06-2004, 04:41 PM
Which Wu-Tang member is he?
BOONNGGG!!!!
:rofl: Good one.
Spawn Of Hell
12-06-2004, 04:41 PM
That is pretty good my ninja
zewone
12-06-2004, 04:43 PM
http://www.diepunyhumans.com/pfile/ninjabeg.jpg
http://www.wasteoftechnology.com/motw/reginaldveljohnson/reg7.jpg
Not Wu-Tang...its Carl!
:rofl:
MadChedar0
12-06-2004, 04:48 PM
And yet the guy's still homeless/without a job/whatever... :?
CouRageouS
12-06-2004, 04:48 PM
http://www.diepunyhumans.com/pfile/ninjabeg.jpg
http://www.wasteoftechnology.com/motw/reginaldveljohnson/reg7.jpg
Not Wu-Tang...its Carl!
:rofl:
http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/punchout2/lou.gif
:rofl: He's everywhere!
The Shiznit
12-06-2004, 04:52 PM
I would give him a couple of bucks.
Death2Sanity
12-06-2004, 04:54 PM
And yet the guy's still homeless/without a job/whatever... :?
...or is he?
Besides, you don't need an apostrophe there. Ninjas, not "ninja's." Tsk.
asaraa
12-06-2004, 04:57 PM
At least he can write (thus probably read) and his printing isn't that bad. probably well enough to fill out a job application.
jaykrue
12-06-2004, 05:01 PM
At least he can write (thus probably read) and his printing isn't that bad. probably well enough to fill out a job application.
Unless he tricked a passing shaolin monk to write it for him... you know those monks - don't know any grammar whatsoever! I mean look at the apostrophe! :lol:
RaekwonThaChef
12-06-2004, 05:02 PM
That is seriously the funniest thing i've seen in a loooong time.
sblymnlcrymnl
12-06-2004, 05:04 PM
:rofl:
tenzor
12-06-2004, 05:05 PM
:lol: I wish the bums around here were that funny
Gothic Walrus
12-06-2004, 05:09 PM
At least he's got a sense of humor...
I hope someone stopped to help him out. I wonder if anyone did, though?
tornadomann
12-06-2004, 05:10 PM
HAHA, thats a funny picture, reminds me of the bum holding the sign that says: i need money for beer, pot, and cigarettes, and at the bottom it says: hey at least im not bullshitting you!
sblymnlcrymnl
12-06-2004, 05:12 PM
At least he's got a sense of humor...
I hope someone stopped to help him out. I wonder if anyone did, though?
If a homeless person has a funny sign
he hasn't been homeless that long
A REAL homeless person is too hungry to be funny
ZeroSupporT
12-06-2004, 05:48 PM
Most of the bums in Indy just harass your for a cigarette, or chase after you for money.
beerguy961
12-06-2004, 09:54 PM
http://www.diepunyhumans.com/pfile/ninjabeg.jpg
http://www.wasteoftechnology.com/motw/reginaldveljohnson/reg7.jpg
Not Wu-Tang...its Carl!
:rofl:
http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/punchout2/lou.gif
:rofl: He's everywhere!
:lol: Funny stuff...
Moxio
12-06-2004, 10:44 PM
...
Inmate #10943
12-06-2004, 10:48 PM
Or how about -
http://www.kernelthread.com/philosophy/images/homeless.jpg
Most of the bums in Indy just harass your for a cigarette, or chase after you for money.Too bad you don't have homeless like mine. They're cool. :wink:
stemartin7
12-06-2004, 10:56 PM
All the bums i see try to walk up to your car and ask for money, good thing this bum has humor.
Wet Ninja
12-06-2004, 10:57 PM
I didn't do it. :wink:
Nirvanaguy777
12-06-2004, 10:58 PM
Now this is the kind of bum I can only dream to grow up to be.
the_deej
12-06-2004, 11:02 PM
haha
Murcielago77
12-06-2004, 11:02 PM
:rofl:
Inmate #10943
12-06-2004, 11:03 PM
My favorite -
http://www.jessycawallace.com/tmp/homeless_HTML_guy.jpg
I would definitely give this guy some bucks.
EddieBelfour
12-06-2004, 11:05 PM
a kid in toronto had a sign that said " im three bucks short of taking over mcdonalds"- so i gave him four bucks
greydemise
12-06-2004, 11:15 PM
i worked in wall st over the summer..and in front of federal hall, there was this guy..a small man in a suit...who was there everyday, with a sandwich board..HE HAS HIS WHOLE RESUME ON IT!! it was great..he was a proffesional word processor..wonder if ne1 helped him out
Xtreme331
12-06-2004, 11:15 PM
HAHAHAHA. That's awesome. :rofl:
Cracka
12-06-2004, 11:22 PM
And yet the guy's still homeless/without a job/whatever... :?
...or is he?
Besides, you don't need an apostrophe there. Ninjas, not "ninja's." Tsk.
lol yea he can take his god damn homeless grammar to gamefaqs
beerguy961
12-06-2004, 11:45 PM
And yet the guy's still homeless/without a job/whatever... :?
...or is he?
Besides, you don't need an apostrophe there. Ninjas, not "ninja's." Tsk.
lol yea he can take his god damn homeless grammar to gamefaqs
http://tradegamesnow.com/images/icons/lmao.gif So true so true...
the_deej
12-07-2004, 11:59 PM
http://www.diepunyhumans.com/pfile/ninjabeg.jpg
Spawn Of Hell
12-08-2004, 12:04 AM
I had a bum ask me and my friend for change once so he could get a beer, my friend gave him change, and come to find out ,it was 2:30 am and he couldn't even buy alcohol that late.
RIP Old dirty
Fuck ODB. The world is a better place without that piece of scum.
bmulligan
12-08-2004, 12:06 AM
At least he can write (thus probably read) and his printing isn't that bad. probably well enough to fill out a job application.
I've never met a man who makes little circles for dots over "I"'s.
maxguy56
12-08-2004, 12:28 AM
Now the real question is, is he hilarious or is he insane?
kristianator
12-08-2004, 12:38 AM
is that guy from frisco? around here, there's tons of homeless signs like that. one of my favorites:
Kidnappers took wife and kids. 50 cents away from ransom money.
beerguy961
12-08-2004, 12:55 AM
is that guy from frisco? around here, there's tons of homeless signs like that. one of my favorites:
Kidnappers took wife and kids. 50 cents away from ransom money.
Bums are pretty good in SF. Haven't met any Berkeley bums for comparison though....
smellhasreturned
12-08-2004, 12:57 AM
http://www.diepunyhumans.com/pfile/ninjabeg.jpg
http://www.wasteoftechnology.com/motw/reginaldveljohnson/reg7.jpg
Not Wu-Tang...its Carl!
:rofl:
http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/punchout2/lou.gif
:rofl: He's everywhere!
LMFAO
CaseyRyback
12-08-2004, 01:03 AM
http://www.diepunyhumans.com/pfile/ninjabeg.jpg
http://www.wasteoftechnology.com/motw/reginaldveljohnson/reg7.jpg
Not Wu-Tang...its Carl!
:rofl:
http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/punchout2/lou.gif
:rofl: He's everywhere!
:lol: Funny stuff...
one question?
Why the hell is Doc in the ring?
Othergods
12-08-2004, 11:51 AM
Now that is awesome!!!
evilpenguin9000
12-08-2004, 03:00 PM
This may be the best thread ever.
Mookyjooky
12-08-2004, 03:05 PM
http://www.diepunyhumans.com/pfile/ninjabeg.jpg
http://www.wasteoftechnology.com/motw/reginaldveljohnson/reg7.jpg
Not Wu-Tang...its Carl!
:rofl:
http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/punchout2/lou.gif
:rofl: He's everywhere!
:lol: Funny stuff...
one question?
Why the hell is Doc in the ring?
http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/punchout2/
jaykrue
12-08-2004, 03:21 PM
Got sick of that apostrophe; it was annoying me... A LOT
http://img118.exs.cx/img118/1386/ninjabeg7bw.jpg
RAMSTORIA
12-08-2004, 03:33 PM
he should start a paypal account, all the net nerds will send him a buck or two, hell be rich!
Quackzilla
12-08-2004, 03:35 PM
When I was in San Fransisco there was a guy with a sigh that said "Why lie, it's for beer."
CouRageouS
12-08-2004, 04:34 PM
http://www.diepunyhumans.com/pfile/ninjabeg.jpg
http://www.wasteoftechnology.com/motw/reginaldveljohnson/reg7.jpg
Not Wu-Tang...its Carl!
:rofl:
http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/punchout2/lou.gif
:rofl: He's everywhere!
:lol: Funny stuff...
one question?
Why the hell is Doc in the ring?
http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/punchout2/
haha didn't notice that when i posted it. Its just the best pic i found when i googled doc and punchout.
CouRageouS
12-08-2004, 05:01 PM
This may be the best thread ever.
Does this make it better?
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v359/c0urage0us/796e5d6a.jpg