Vaginal pocket packs?

[Scrubking]

http://www.apothecus.com/images/vcfclean2nu.gif
WTF?

http://www.apothecus.com/dissolve2.html

Get a free sample.

[Mr Unoriginal]

Should we just not bother asking why you were looking this product up?

[Spider-Man]

Should we just not bother asking why you were looking this product up? lol

[Naughty_Insomniac]

It appears to be like those plastic-looking strips that freshen your breath, and stick to the roof of your mouth and melt away.. Only it works on a different part of your body er, a woman's body. Very strange indeed.... :mrgreen:

[Mr Unoriginal]

It appears to be like those plastic-looking strips that freshen your breath, and stick to the roof of your mouth and melt away.. Only it works on a different part of your body er, a woman's body. Very strange indeed.... :mrgreen:

And those damn strips burn your mouth something fierce....just think about if...no nevermind, don't think about that.

[maxgle]

you've got to be kidding me

[Mr Unoriginal]

first one to PM me their address gets a FREE PRIZE!

[Scrubking]

first one to PM me their address gets a FREE PRIZE!

I'm already getting a FREE prize! :D

[Naughty_Insomniac]

And those damn strips burn your mouth something fierce....just think about if...no nevermind, don't think about that.
I didn't even think of that. You're right, I'd rather not think about it. *shudder*

[JimmieMac]

Broads need to take better care of their downstairs so products like this wouldn't be a necessity.

[doraemonkerpal]

first one to PM me their address gets a FREE PRIZE!

LMAO! :P

[Wshakspear]

...I hope they dont come out with a "SOUR" flavor...It would be like putting Ketchup on a tomato.


I think i just grossed myself out...

[SS4Brolly]

Dot Dot Dot

[evilmax17]

Somebody should sticky this thread...... :shock:

Anybody who trades games should bookmark this page. If you aren't satisfied with the other trader, send em one of these. I dunno tho, it does sound pretty helpful. "Now you'll never have to douche or spray again!" The modern conviences of the world we live in. GOD BLESS AMERICA!

[MorganWebbLover]

LOL It says Limit 1 per household .

[JimmieMac]

I see this chick in a bar,"Hey, I think I know you from some place"
"Maybe" says the woman
"Yeah, your the chick whose face is plastered on the vaginal strips box, I love your work, I got one right here, could you sign it?"

[Spider-Man]

I see this chick in a bar,"Hey, I think I know you from some place"
"Maybe" says the woman
"Yeah, your the chick whose face is plastered on the vaginal strips box, I love your work, I got one right here, could you sign it?" :lol:

[maxgle]

i want to hear a woman's opinion here

[thatstoobad]

science never ceases to amaze me.

I see this chick in a bar,"Hey, I think I know you from some place"
"Maybe" says the woman
"Yeah, your the chick whose face is plastered on the vaginal strips box, I love your work, I got one right here, could you sign it?"

at least you'd know she is feeling fresh. it's better than a valtrex commercial.

[D4rkewolfe]

You want to smell like a garden we have Fresh Flowers Scent or perhaps you miss when you were a baby and they threw talcum on your ass and got some on your vaginal area we have baby powder scent.

[jetblac]

I see this chick in a bar,"Hey, I think I know you from some place"
"Maybe" says the woman
"Yeah, your the chick whose face is plastered on the vaginal strips box, I love your work, I got one right here, could you sign it?" :lol:

LMAO

[moiety]

A woman's opinion?

Well I'm not surprised for one. Like evilmax said, "the modern conveniences of the world we live in". But at least its a product that promotes discrete feminine hygeine without the embarrassment of "messy, bulky, old-fashioned bottles or applicators" :lol:

I'm sure the *wealth* of women on this forum will appreciate this deal. :lol:

[Machine]

They should make flavored ones. After all, who wants to deal with the taste of baby powder?

[lilboo]

LMAO I know I sound really immature, but these products always crack me up.
Especially at work when some girl comes up the register and purchases something like this.. you can't help but to snicker and want to scream "Ohhhh girl got stank coochie!!!"

But at the same time you should praise her for attempting to take care of it. Some girls just forget they have it.. I guess? .. :-&

[Scrubking]

LMAO I know I sound really immature, but these products always crack me up.
Especially at work when some girl comes up the register and purchases something like this.. you can't help but to snicker and want to scream "Ohhhh girl got stank coochie!!!"

But at the same time you should praise her for attempting to take care of it. Some girls just forget they have it.. I guess? .. :-&

One time I was in a gas station and the lady in front of me was buying tampons or pads, and the guy at the register actually started a conversation with her about her "emergency" and tried to hit on her. LMAO

[Amanda the Red Mage]

Isn't it amazing how you can read a thread title, think "I do not want to know what this thread is about," and then you click on it anyway?

I see this chick in a bar,"Hey, I think I know you from some place"
"Maybe" says the woman
"Yeah, your the chick whose face is plastered on the vaginal strips box, I love your work, I got one right here, could you sign it?"

I always wonder about that when I see actors in commercials for tampons/pads/laxatives/depends/herpes medications/viagra/etc. Or I wonder what they say when people ask what they do for a living. "I appear on national television to discuss my genital warts. Want to know more about it? Warning: Not for everyone. May cause nausea, constipation, sudden death and spontaneous combustion. Do not spread herpes to other people. Or if you do, be sure to tell them about our product."

[Sn0brawler]

So, your a guy and you want to take advantage of something free. You havent got a signifigant other to give the product in question too. What should you do? Send them to your male friends.

[anth0ny]

ah sweet! the perfect present for my good ole' buddy godhatesjustyou

[godhatesjustyou]

ah sweet! the perfect present for my good ole' buddy godhatesjustyou

:wink:

right back at ya buddy. remember, i know where you live..or i mean, i could know.

[cruzincontrol]

gives new spin to that "not so fresh feeling"

[Stu_sjb137]

groovey baby

[JimmieMac]

Montreal. 2001. I pick this chick up at a bar and take her back to the hotel. Problem is two fold. One, she's not so pretty,two my buddy is passed on one of the two beds in the room and she's not big on doing anything that might wake him. We go into the bathroom. It's small. You know how normally there's like little to no counter space in a hotel bathroom, this one had less. I sit her ass up on the counter, pull her pants off. It hits me. The smell. And it's getting worse the more we get into it. It's brutal. And she's got a ton of hair down there. You can insert your own Buckwheat on a leg lock joke here. I figure I've made it this far I might as well keep going. Reach into my pocket, pull out a rubber, put it on and we start to go at it. The smell is getting worse. It's a hot August night and we've been out dancing and drinking but this is no normal day to day smell. This is pungent vagina smell. Stench even. It's bad. It's as bad as you imagine it. She got her head back and her eyes closed and I'm trying to reach for the fan vent without being obvious. It's no use. I'm too far. It's getting worse. The odor is creeping it's way into my pores. It feels as if I'll never get it off of me. Like the car in Seinfeld. I can't take it anymore. She has to know that this is coming from her but she doesn't make notice of it. Not that I expect her to own up to such a horrific offensive stench but Jesus H Christ in a birch wood canoe, throw me a fuckin bone here. Let me know that YOU know that this is you, stinking up my eternal soul. I can't finish. I don't even give a courtesy moan. I pull out. Peel off the rubber and tell her she has to go. I open the door and breathe in like I've been trapped under water. She does her pants back up and gets out. I shower. Trying to forget. To this day I swear I can still smell it on me.

[Wshakspear]

For some reason i just got the smell of burning tires in my head...

[JimmieMac]

For some reason i just got the smell of burning tires in my head...

That's pretty close.

I'm trying to think of what it's like. But it is what it is. Like trying to say what fresh cut grass is like, that's all it is, it's fresh cut grass. Same thing for stanky pussy.

[WhipSmartBanky]

Montreal. 2001. I pick this chick up at a bar and take her back to the hotel. Problem is two fold. One, she's not so pretty,two my buddy is passed on one of the two beds in the room and she's not big on doing anything that might wake him. We go into the bathroom. It's small. You know how normally there's like little to no counter space in a hotel bathroom, this one had less. I sit her ass up on the counter, pull her pants off. It hits me. The smell. And it's getting worse the more we get into it. It's brutal. And she's got a ton of hair down there. You can insert your own Buckwheat on a leg lock joke here. I figure I've made it this far I might as well keep going. Reach into my pocket, pull out a rubber, put it on and we start to go at it. The smell is getting worse. It's a hot August night and we've been out dancing and drinking but this is no normal day to day smell. This is pungent vagina smell. Stench even. It's bad. It's as bad as you imagine it. She got her head back and her eyes closed and I'm trying to reach for the fan vent without being obvious. It's no use. I'm too far. It's getting worse. The odor is creeping it's way into my pores. It feels as if I'll never get it off of me. Like the car in Seinfeld. I can't take it anymore. She has to know that this is coming from her but she doesn't make notice of it. Not that I expect her to own up to such a horrific offensive stench but Jesus H Christ in a birch wood canoe, throw me a fuckin bone here. Let me know that YOU know that this is you, stinking up my eternal soul. I can't finish. I don't even give a courtesy moan. I pull out. Peel off the rubber and tell her she has to go. I open the door and breathe in like I've been trapped under water. She does her pants back up and gets out. I shower. Trying to forget. To this day I swear I can still smell it on me.

I'm...just speechless. I don't know whether to commend you on your bravery or mock you for your stupidity...

[JimmieMac]

Are you saying you've never picked a chick up at a bar before? Or something that I'm missing because my hand is cramping from filling out self address stamped envelopes for the free card from Ubisoft?

[WhipSmartBanky]

Are you saying you've never picked a chick up at a bar before? Or something that I'm missing because my hand is cramping from filling out self address stamped envelopes for the free card from Ubisoft?

Oh, no, I'm not saying that...I was just commenting that I'm not quite sure if screwing a chick with a pussy that putrid was brave or stupid, rubber or not! :lol:

[JimmieMac]

I was trying to convey that at first I attributed it to the fact that it was hot and we were clubbing but then I realized that it was not of this world.

[WhipSmartBanky]

Heh, still...

<shudder>

Now I'm gonna be creeped out all day. :shock:

[JimmieMac]

I'm proud to have hosted your 16OOth message.

[Mr Unoriginal]

Montreal. 2001. I pick this chick up at a bar and take her back to the hotel. Problem is two fold. One, she's not so pretty,two my buddy is passed on one of the two beds in the room and she's not big on doing anything that might wake him. We go into the bathroom. It's small. You know how normally there's like little to no counter space in a hotel bathroom, this one had less. I sit her ass up on the counter, pull her pants off. It hits me. The smell. And it's getting worse the more we get into it. It's brutal. And she's got a ton of hair down there. You can insert your own Buckwheat on a leg lock joke here. I figure I've made it this far I might as well keep going. Reach into my pocket, pull out a rubber, put it on and we start to go at it. The smell is getting worse. It's a hot August night and we've been out dancing and drinking but this is no normal day to day smell. This is pungent vagina smell. Stench even. It's bad. It's as bad as you imagine it. She got her head back and her eyes closed and I'm trying to reach for the fan vent without being obvious. It's no use. I'm too far. It's getting worse. The odor is creeping it's way into my pores. It feels as if I'll never get it off of me. Like the car in Seinfeld. I can't take it anymore. She has to know that this is coming from her but she doesn't make notice of it. Not that I expect her to own up to such a horrific offensive stench but Jesus H Christ in a birch wood canoe, throw me a fuckin bone here. Let me know that YOU know that this is you, stinking up my eternal soul. I can't finish. I don't even give a courtesy moan. I pull out. Peel off the rubber and tell her she has to go. I open the door and breathe in like I've been trapped under water. She does her pants back up and gets out. I shower. Trying to forget. To this day I swear I can still smell it on me.

If you just added something about Ikaruga in this post, no question, you would have won.

[Scrubking]

That is one of the most disgustingly funny stories I have ever heard.

I'm trying to get my mind off it cause I am gagging on the thought of that smell.

[daphatty]

I'm so glad I changed my mind about this topic and read it. Holy shit JM! That was a great short story.

I wish I had your sense of smell. I hooked up with this one chick at a buddies house years ago. She and I had been seeing each other for a little while (a couple of days really) and I invited her over. After a short meet and greet with the fellas we crept into the back room, busted a quicky, and came back to the group as if nothing happened. They were too busy playing SNES to even notice. She bailed like 20 minutes later. As soon as she was beyond earshot my buddies were like, Damn Rob! I can't believe you hit that stanky ass hoe! Apparently, her shit was foul and I never noticed. Thankfully, my face was never close to the offensive area. My buddies endured the stench during the 20 minutes she spent talking to them in the front room before she left. I laugh about it all the time.

[Scrubking]

It's funny when you are around a bunch of girls hanging out and you suddenly smell something. Then after a few minutes trying to figure it out you realize what it is. :wink:

[carlagyrl]

Hey these are the same people who actually make an insert similar to this one. Except it's like a spermicide thingy that girls put up their you know where, so that sperm can't get to the egg. It's about 99.9% effective if inserted in properly. I bet you guys didn't know that [-X

[JimmieMac]

I don't know many things but I do know I havn't called a girl's whowho a "you know where" in a long ass time.

[Mr Unoriginal]

I don't know many things but I do know I havn't called a girl whowho a "you know where" in a long ass time.

Haha, it's good to see you use the more mature term: "whowho".

[carlagyrl]

Hey I'm trying to sensitive over here. But if you guys don't care: Vagina, pussy , coochie, <insert name for female sexual organ here>. There is everybody happy now!! :?

[Wshakspear]

"Its when a man puts his whowho-dilly in a womans Cha-cha" - South Park

[carlagyrl]

"Its when a man puts his whowho-dilly in a womans Cha-cha" - South ParkLOL :lol:

[JimmieMac]

We should have a topic where we can share (true) tales of sexual promiscuity.

[CaseyRyback]

One time I douched my ass for 10 dollars. Then My friend never even gave me the 10 dollars :cry:

Anyways keep the stories coming

[daphatty]

Hey I'm trying to sensitive over here. But if you guys don't care: Vagina, pussy , coochie, <insert name for female sexual organ here>. There is everybody happy now!! :?

You forgot cunt.

"...runs away ducking..."

[Whambamm]

One time I douched my ass for 10 dollars. Then My friend never even gave me the 10 dollars :cry:

Anyways keep the stories coming

Oh man, I just read this entire thread and while JimmieMac's post made me chuckle, your comment just made me bust out laughing. :lol:

[carlagyrl]

I wonder do the men in here ever get that not so fresh feeling? :-k

[UCantBeSerious]

First of all let me just start off by saying that #1 I am a chick & #2 this shit is hilarious!! Specially JimmieMac & a few other comments/stories.

I also wanted to say that I think that men have it worse sexually than us chicks do. Sure, men can be foul & smelly n shit but nothing to the degree of these chicks out here and YES I said "these chicks" out here because while I am a woman, I am not in that catagory, period. Women are interal while men are not & some women not only do not CARE about their personal hygeine but some are simply uneducated in that department. They do not know about PH-Balance,pheromones & other things that can determine how one will smell/taste. Personally, I am borderline a vegetarian. I would say that 90% maybe more of my diet consists of fruits/vegtables & I always watch what I eat. This can determine a womans PH-balance. Also, some women douche & douche constantly. Thats not nessessary!! Idiots!! If u are one of these chicks who find yourself saying "Well I know I'm clean & dont stank,I douche every week sometimes more than once a week" then this is meant for you! YOU STANK! Haven't u asked yourself as to "why" you're douching like that? Perhaps seeking a OBGYN or just a Doctor in general to have a pelvic/pap smear will do the trick & U wont have to douche like that. (OR maybe u should stop tricking) ha ha ha...JP.\\:D/

When a woman douches it breaks down the natural lining & natural cleansing process a womans body does naturally because it interferes with the her PH-Balance & it can effect the good bacteria the vagina needs to fight off the bad bacteria making her body increasingly more dependent on this outside foreign form of cleansing & it will not "remember" how to cleanse itself anymore. This can happen when abusing douching. Im not saying to NEVER douche, Im saying use this form very very sparingly. Remember, if you are douching there is a underlined REASON as to WHY u are doing this. Think about it.

Also, there is anti-biotics. If a woman takes anti-biotics for any reason at all, could be an upper respitory infection such as bronchitis or anything else (not pussy related) the anti-biotic can cause a yeast infection will can cause odor. Im not saying this is written in stone and that each and every woman will get a yeast infection from anti-biotics Im simply saying that it is POSSIBLE and it quite common. What happens with that is the anti-biotic fights off infection where it needs to, killing that bacteria, but it also kills the good bacteria a womans vagina needs to fight the bad bacteria & when the good bacteria is killed off eventually the bad bacteria builds up, creates an inbalance in her PH-balance...i.e. a "yeast infection" is born. Again, this doesnt mean IT WILL HAPPEN this just means that it can. Beleive it or not, some women are so fucking nasty that when they have a yeast infection they dont even fucking know it because year round they twats itch & produce a foul ass odor so to them, it becomes normal & they dont know the difference. Ick! I cant even imagine. If funny how we found this forum too. We was searching for something we could make another joke with in regards to a old neighbor of mine. Man that chick smelled so bad! She stunk of big mouth bass 5 feet away from ya. I told her to seek help from a Doctor, perhaps the STD clinic because a woman should never smell like that & if she does, something is wrong. She simply stated that her man doesnt complain about it and "if it smells like fish-its a dish" AMAZING! He is just as nasty as her! But lets be honest here people, thats not really her "man". Thats just some guy who smutts her out # 3:45 a.m. creeps in thru the back door/creeps out thru the back door. I have tried to help her before but it seems now that humiliation is the only way. Fuck her. Even if she cant smell herself stanking like because she is so used to it, One would think u would just "feel it". Ick. I dunno, I wouldnt be comfortable with smelling like that 24/7 let alone being intimate with someone. Shame on the men who run up in it too! Nasty assess.

So with all that being said, I say big up to the finger test! I totally see why you men do the finger test ( U men didnt think us chicks knew u did that did ya) I think the finger test is a nessessary tool, I dont care how long u and a woman have been dating & this is the "first time" Dont matter! Test that shit fellas! Fuck that! If the shit stank, run your finger across the bottom of her nose and say "Ahhh-U smell that? Yea, thats u girl, thats ALL U"! Then wash your hands and cut out! Fuck her. She is grown, she should know. If it isnt piss poor hygeine then she should seek medical assistance to get whatever is causing that odor. Its really very simple.

Last but not least. Fellas, if u are skeeting 2-3 nut loads of dick snot inside her DAILY think about it like this. :puke: Your bacteria is mixing with her bacteria and baking @ 99.9 degrees & as soon as her body rids of it, u shoot another load inside there. Even though the two of ya's are STD free its still bacteria and its still baking for apprx: 72 hours (3 days) which could possibly cause somewhat of a change in her PH-balance which could cause a slight different odor but shouldnt be an offensive one. The key is knowing our bodies and taking care of them accordingly. When u take a shower, dont just let the soap fall down and hit your feet, scrub in between each toe!!!! Dont use your face rag on your ass!! Scrub your teeth and scrape your tongue etc etc etc etc!!! Its just certain things that adults should know to do.................but not everyone does them! Drying off propertly and THOUROUGHLY is just as important as washing! If u put socks on and clothes on and your still damp, chances are u will smell like mildew, think about it. Its all about personal hygeine and knowledge of ones body.

I still say that humilation is the best way to affectivly help someone if all else fails.

Ladies....If u take care of your "girl"...your "girl" will take care of you.
**Wink**:applause:

P.S. I have several phone calls that we made to a neighbor telling her about herself & her hygeine. If anyone would like to hear it, let me know.
Anyone who has a problem with what I have wrote here in this forum I gives a fuck how u feel about it. Fuck u and feed u beans. If anyone who already knows about my calls and have heard them from other areas of the internet has a problem with it, handle your business & do something about it. :argue: Everyone else, take care. :) :grouphug:

[Pancake Rabbit]

what....the.....fuck.....

[Rocko]

...Oookay.

[Moxio]

Uh.

[Liquid 2]

essayU cant be serious.

[UCantBeSerious]

P.S. Me and my friend thought about inventing a "ball scrub" for men & selling it in the personal hygeine aisle at the store. Lmao. Anyone have any ideas on what the name of this product should be? How about a sales-pitch,logo and commerical ideas? Lmao. Cmon, I see there are some clever witty people who frequent here.

[MusicNoteLess]

Pikachu could use one.

http://www.ukimagehost.com/uploads/05e2120dc4.jpg

[UCantBeSerious]

Lmao @ all the replys...

We're dying ova here.....no pun intended Liquid2

[Pancake Rabbit]

Lmao. Cmon, I see there are some clever witty people who frequent here.

No. Not even close. Not here, sister.

[UCantBeSerious]

QQn

[UCantBeSerious]

<shucks>

[Moxio]

Ugh. Somebody ban this clown.

[UCantBeSerious]

Waiting for the "newbie" comment...tapping foot...QQn....any minute now.

Cause u are aware that will be so insulting to me & I will be absoutly crushed.

lmao..

Man this shit funny to me....

[dack]

..Wha....what..?

Why did that "essay" make me think of Matt Damon?

[Pancake Rabbit]

How long would I have to leave...let's say...a chicken cassarole in my girlfriend's vag for it to be fully cooked?

[UCantBeSerious]

Ban me? For what? I broke some rule over here? Lmao...

Man....some people & this online power trip is funny as hell to me. I aint say nuttn any more offensive above than anyone else...Im just not a "regular" which makes it not cool I supppose. U do have the option of NOT reading my posts, right? U aint forced to read it.

[UCantBeSerious]

Lmao Pancake Rabbit....I would say if u are cooking casseroles in that thang of hers I suggest you ummm....

Stop eating casseroles.....

[Moxio]

Ban me? For what? I broke some rule over here? Lmao...

Man....some people & this online power trip is funny as hell to me. I aint say nuttn any more offensive above than anyone else...Im just not a "regular" which makes it not cool I supppose. U do have the option of NOT reading my posts, right? U aint forced to read it.

Yes. You see, we people at CAG frown on new members because the last thing we want to do in spread our community to help more people get better deals on games. Here's the quote:

Originally posted by CheapyD
UCantBeSerious should be banned because we people at CAG frown on new members because the last thing we want to do in spread our community to help more people get better deals on games.

Get out of here you giggling idiot.

[UCantBeSerious]

Lighten up out there.....

Listen to the phone call.....

Promise u will laugh even if it kills ya....

Sheesh

[UCantBeSerious]

Whoa whoa whoa...hold up...

Does it seems like I am trying to get deals on games....lmao


Getdafucckouttahere

[UCantBeSerious]

Moxio....Let me guess? U were born here? U was NEVER new at one time? U been here since the beginning of time? Since the dinosaurs roamed the earth?

Just fall back off me ..relax. Aint nobody trying to scmooze or cut no deals ova here....sheesh.

[MusicNoteLess]

Pepsiman?

[UCantBeSerious]

Said u joined De 2003.....SO u werent born here after all!!

P.S. I can laugh. Just because laughing offends you doesnt mean I cant laugh.

[dack]

Pepsiman?

Lmfao.

[Kayden]

I wouldn't have noticed this thread was almost 4 years old had it not been for MWL...

UCant, is failing to type properly the first thing they teach you at Troll U?

[Moxio]

Moxio....Let me guess? U were born here? U was NEVER new at one time? U been here since the beginning of time? Since the dinosaurs roamed the earth?

Just fall back off me ..relax. Aint nobody trying to scmooze or cut no deals ova here....sheesh.

Well, at least you know the facts.

Also, always regard your superiors with the prefix "Master", please.

[Pancake Rabbit]

c'mon gusy she just trynah give adcive awn vaginal health. back up offa bitch.

[UCantBeSerious]

And WTF does "games" have to do with the topic "Vaginal Packs" anyways Moxio? Is this kid serious right now? I found this site, read it, liked it, commenting here and reading about it.

[dack]

I think this thread was meant for Jennifer Garner.

It's O.K, Jen, we all know you have a problem.

[Moxio]

And WTF does "games" have to do with the topic "Vaginal Packs" anyways Moxio? Is this kid serious right now? I found this site, read it, liked it, commenting here and reading about it.

Dude, you're like 15 posts behind.

[Chika]

i believe a :rofl: is in order. oh, that and a :puke:

kthnxbai

[JimmieMac]

Man, I've been tellin truth and bein' funny for almost 4 years here.

[Chika]

i want to hear a woman's opinion here

ain't no way i'm puttin that (or any other such product) up ins.

[Moxio]

Man, I've been tellin truth and bein' funny for almost 4 years here.

Well done.

[Pancake Rabbit]

I must say the only good thing about this thread being bumped was that I got to read James' dirty poonsy story.

[JimmieMac]

I like the non-bold essay part of the post where "she" goes on to talk about her other prank phone calls and how you prolly have heard of them because, hey, it's the internet and shit that hot gets around.

[Chika]

I like the non-bold essay part of the post where "she" goes on to talk about her other prank phone calls and how you prolly have heard of them because, hey, it's the internet and shit that hot gets around.

you actually read all that shit? i got bored after about 3 lines. i did skim through something about a casserole, though :-k

[Kayden]

Reading requires a written expression of coherent thought being expressed in a meaningful fashion with words. All we can really do is try to decipher and postulate what ever the fuck numbnuts was trying to convey to us with "her" ham-fisted keyboard mashing.

you actually read all that shit? i got bored after about 3 lines. i did skim through something about a casserole, though :-k

[WhipSmartBanky]

Man, I've been tellin truth and bein' funny for almost 4 years here.
Indeed.

[Chika]

Reading requires a written expression of coherent thought being expressed in a meaningful fashion with words. All we can really do is try to decipher and postulate what ever the fuck numbnuts was trying to convey to us with "her" ham-fisted keyboard mashing.
yea, i said "fuck it, fuck "her", wtf casserole?!"

[crystalklear64]

Tagged to avoid later.

[rscaramelo]

Nothing like good veejayjay talk....

RC

[crystalklear64]

Hahahahahaha... damn it. The tag was useless :(

[red flare graf]

Yeah, Mox. Stop banning people.

[Liquid 2]

Moxio,

U feel better by banning this little chick over here, me? Lmao....What a chauncy you are.

Yo Moxio, why dont u go outside (If u can manage getting up and leaving your computer for that long) dig a hole, lay down, pull the dirt over u and inspire the cabbages. Do something good with your life for a change. Getdafucccouttahere@ u think that u a tough guy and some "Master" because u are a "regular" of some gaming website. Lmao.What a loser. Aren't u in the least bit ashamed and embarressed? U outta be homie. U big ole cyber bully u! lmao. How u gonna let a chick online upset u to the point where u have her banned to shift your "Online Status" around to show control. I guess if I lacked control in my real offline life I would be just like u too. U cant control the fact that your scortching case of herpes flares up unexpected. U cant control your cheating wife/girlfriend from fornicating with the neighbors Doberman. U can control your bowels. I mean damn Moxio, U just cant control shit can ya? (No pun intended) lmaooooooooooo.....Like I said, I would probably be like u too if I was picked on, chastized and ridiculed all throughout highschool, all my life. But its not my fault son. Its not my fault that u got slapped around duke. Its not my fault that the kids u wanted to "fit in" with used to tape your buttocks together, taze u with stun guns and stick your head in a toilet with fecal matter in it and flush it, thats not my fault!! Lmao....Its not my fault u failed at being a Correctional Officer. Its not my fault u failed at Police Academy. Now u finally found a place where u "fit in" and people respect u. Well, until I came along!! And well, U just wasnt having that was u? Reminded u too much of growing up huh? Look, I know u are content with being the king of the dipshits,thats something u settled for, ok? Dont take your frustrations out on me. You're a clown homie. A loser. Str8 bum.....and u know what,u know it! Moxio, big bad Moxio flexing his weight around some cyber gaming forum like u a tough guy. Lmao@ taking this shit so serious...."Newbies verse Old Heads". Just the mere fact that u are a "old head" on this site speaks volumes about u. No life. Poor baby is agoraphobic, scared to go outside. Im willing to bet u ever order your grocerys online, too scared to see your high school bullys at the store and how they would talk about your receded hairline and your wifes teaspoon of hair. Ole bald headed wench.Lmao. Let me guess, my original post pissed u off because it described your wifey? Tell your wife that UCantBeSerious said "Go back in the ocean where u belong....u been on the docks too long".....

aware_of_vacuity@yahoo.com <---for the recordings

P.S. Yo Moxio...U cant keep me away bitch....I'll come back when the feeling slaps me in da ass. Now take that to the administrator or WHOEVER u want to take it to. Yall got my email. And YES, this is UCantBeSerious....

Moxios a str8 bitch.....Ole high powered coward. Scared of a girl. Smh

JimmieMac..I applaude your sarcasm. lmao. Thats great! I said what I said about the calls because at 1 time there was a site that hosted the funniest calls & they was on there and it aint like people who have heard my calls dont come here from time to time. Listen to them yourself & u decide. I got a few where I called some friends, disguised my voice & pretended like I was Nancy from the STD clinic & they flip out on me.They REALLY turned Bernie Mac on my ass....shit is hilarious. They couldnt tell it was me. Anyways. JimmieMac, U a funny guy.

I should call Moxios wife, ole nasty bitch. U can keep banning me,Im gonna keep coming back. Kind of like your herpes Moxio. This clown Moxio showing his control is a trip. Big ole man-girl.:rofl:

[shieryda]

Am I the only one who finds that pic of Pikachu that musicnoteless posted absolutely hilarious?

[shieryda]

I should have recommended this product to the K-Mart employee working in electronics last night. Good lord, she was ripe!

[The Dord]

Holy thread necro batman..

and again.. WTF?

[Moxio]

Aw I missed that essay.

Thanks to liquid for quoting it. :)

[-Never4ever-]

This topic got resurrected from CAGs long lost past because someone thought it would be funny to pound out a huge essay that failed on all levels?

Well at least that Pika pic made up for it :lol:

[Punk_Raven]

Who exactly would actually need this " on the go"? Hookers?

[Chika]

Who exactly would actually need this " on the go"? Hookers?

you ask a question like that knowing full well that the very first, and possibly several subsequent responses will be "your mom"

[Punk_Raven]

You win.

[Kayden]

ur mum!

lawl

[Moxio]

Lulz@momjokes