View Full Version : Stupid online reviews
smalien1
12-12-2004, 03:35 PM
How are these people so stupid? Look at the first review, on this link. Has anyone ever read the reviews on EB, I actually feel physical pain reading those.
http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/B0001AVSJQ/ref=pd_cpt_gw_4/103-2898699-9332642
EDIT: for some reason it gives you the page without the reviews so just click on the item to get to the page I'm talking about.
camoor
12-12-2004, 04:48 PM
Wow, what's this Halo game. It must be pretty good!
Scrubking
12-12-2004, 04:50 PM
Most online game store reviews are worthless. Most of the time they are posted before the game is even out.
Storamin
12-12-2004, 04:53 PM
I just lost some respect for humanity.
CaptainObviousXl
12-12-2004, 07:09 PM
i read a reveiw for the microsoft g addaptor on eb. The guy reveiwing it says it makes his xbox go super fast, and that with this addaptor it will make your xbox better than the xbox 2.
swetooth9
12-12-2004, 07:16 PM
i actually like unreal tournament 2004 better than both halos...ut2k4 is my favorite game of the year
sisco1986
12-12-2004, 07:16 PM
I feel sorry for un-educated consumers who go by those reviews.
AndrewUIS420
12-12-2004, 07:19 PM
I have the xbox G adapter, personnally it is the best thing I have found to use, i is way better than the linysys one.
LeviathynX
12-12-2004, 07:23 PM
I have the xbox G adapter, personnally it is the best thing I have found to use, i is way better than the linysys one.
Words are lost on you. From now on you must communicate in simple pictures and hand gestures!
gameguy22006
12-12-2004, 09:06 PM
Heh, if you think that review was bad look at his other reviews...
Zman310
12-12-2004, 09:17 PM
From his NBA 2k5 "review":
"i only seen the commercial for this and its good enough for me!"
I rest my case.
greendc27
12-12-2004, 09:24 PM
I'm guessing he gets straight A's in Enlish.
gameguy22006
12-12-2004, 09:24 PM
From his NBA 2k5 "review":
"i only seen the commercial for this and its good enough for me!"
I rest my case.
:rofl: Oh my god what a shaq-fuing idiot.
Kain Vincent
12-12-2004, 09:51 PM
Here are some bad ones from EBgames.com:
PoP: Warrior Within
http://www.ebgames.com/ebx/product/243652.asp
DBZ: Budokai 3
http://www.ebgames.com/ebx/product/243388.asp
and of course, GTA: SA
http://www.ebgames.com/ebx/product/241447.asp
Scorch
12-12-2004, 09:54 PM
"tadpole" was right, UT2004 walks all over Halo 2.
If you think this is bad, someone gave Need For Speed Underground a 1/5 because "you can race underground and its not what they expected". If you dont believe me, go to Amazon.com reviews of the PS2 version of NFSU 1, click on 1 star reviews, and there ya go. :roll:
smalien1
12-12-2004, 10:12 PM
EB takes the cake for this, I think I have seen maybe 3 competent (ironic word to misspell) reviews.
Kain Vincent
12-15-2004, 05:35 PM
BEST GAME 4 PS2 SINCE 1980
"Ratchet and clank is a 5 star game, HIGHLY recommended all new weapons, vehicles, and guns.BEST GAME OF THE CENTURY
This was a review for R&C: UYA at ebgames.com. No joke.
Check it out: Ratchet & Clank: UYA (http://www.ebgames.com/ebx/product/243646.asp)
CheapyD
12-15-2004, 05:44 PM
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smalien1
12-15-2004, 07:23 PM
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Ooops, my bad, where had I put it? I think it was in Off-Topic
Limitbreaker02
12-15-2004, 07:27 PM
Heh, when I first read that, I thought it was a Halo 2 review bashing UT2k4. And I like UT2k4, it's pretty fun.
Kain Vincent
12-15-2004, 07:54 PM
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Ooops, my bad, where had I put it? I think it was in Off-Topic
Yep, it was in the off-topic forums.
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