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Scrubking
03-26-2004, 09:20 PM
http://www.magic-cone.com/Instruction.htm

Someone actually posted this as a deal on another site. LMAO
Mr Unoriginal
03-26-2004, 09:22 PM
http://www.magic-cone.com/Instruction.htm

Someone actually posted this as a deal on another site. LMAO

It's official, ScrubKing must have a vagina.
Gothic Walrus
03-26-2004, 09:23 PM
There are illustrated instructions...

:shock:
D4rkewolfe
03-26-2004, 09:26 PM
There's a whole animation man...so now they can know what it feels like peeing standing up. Edit: Wait a minute...she didn't wipe. Also, this would do a whole lot good for the Marine Corps since we have urinalysis all the time. They have this weird looking stuff that looks like a funnel where they pee to get it in the bottle, this way would make it a whole lot easier for them I think.
sm04as
03-26-2004, 09:36 PM
Paper or Plastic? :shock:

It's so...yellow. I think she needs to drink more fluids! :o
Mr Unoriginal
03-26-2004, 09:41 PM
"Hoping you are pleased using the Magic Cone." Where is this company from?
D4rkewolfe
03-26-2004, 09:42 PM
Yeah she is dehydrated. Another soon to be heat stroke victim
WhipSmartBanky
03-26-2004, 10:29 PM
Women don't need that if they learn the proper technique (http://restrooms.org/standing.html).
Sn0brawler
03-26-2004, 10:53 PM
Women don't need that if they learn the proper technique (http://restrooms.org/standing.html).
Theres also a guide on how to get over the fear of letting loose in a public restroom.
SneakyPenguin
03-26-2004, 10:56 PM
its official. you can find anything on the internet.

my question is why? not so much why these things exist, but why in the hell do we know about them?
evilmax17
03-26-2004, 10:59 PM
From a practical stand point, this idea sucks.

Let's assume you're a woman and you want to use one of these to aid your peeing process. That would mean that, in effect, you're paying to urinate! What's next, a nickel a fart? :shock:
Sn0brawler
03-26-2004, 11:05 PM
From a practical stand point, this idea sucks.

Let's assume you're a woman and you want to use one of these to aid your peeing process. That would mean that, in effect, you're paying to urinate! What's next, a nickel a fart? :shock:
It would be worth it to pay a nickel for a room clearer.
Theenternal
03-26-2004, 11:05 PM
I don't know how it is in big cities here, when I was in paris you had to pay to use the public restrooms, it was like half a euro to take a dump
Scrubking
03-26-2004, 11:07 PM
Women don't need that if they learn the proper technique (http://restrooms.org/standing.html).

That is CRAZY! :shock:

From years of pulling my *****, I have stretched them out enough to hold with 2 fingers in a ?V? real easy.
:shock: :shock: :shock:
Mr. Anderson
03-26-2004, 11:17 PM
Moral of the story: Scrubking spends way to much time searching "vagina pee" on Google.
MorganWebbLover
03-27-2004, 11:03 PM
Scrubking do scour the Internet look for this shit ?
MorganWebbLover
03-27-2004, 11:05 PM
http://www.magic-cone.com/IMAGE.JPG
D4rkewolfe
03-27-2004, 11:15 PM
Women don't need that if they learn the proper technique (http://restrooms.org/standing.html).
HAH!
Fabulous page I’ve stumbled on! I am 24 years old and single. Since I first started wearing jeans (my favourite garment!) I have worked on overcoming a woman’s problem, namely how to pee without having to pull your pants down and squat. I also developed a method which enables me to pee through the open zip of my jeans as conveniently as a man. It comes down to a strong start and a rapid shut-off finish (i.e. no dribbling). My technique is simple. At first I pinch myself shut until the pressure builds up, then as the stream starts to die, I push to keep maximum flow, then I can stop it fairly suddenly. From the age of 16 I have had this down to a fine art, never leaving more than the odd spot on my clothesGood job Emily! Mastering such a great art at the tender age of 16 w/o dribbling!
WhipSmartBanky
03-27-2004, 11:17 PM
And she wonders why she's single!
SneakyPenguin
03-27-2004, 11:19 PM
its scary there are this many responses. what use do either of these have in the real world? people are poor and starving in the streets, and money is being spent to produce and buy these things.

god i love america
D4rkewolfe
03-27-2004, 11:21 PM
"Wow, it's bigger than mine!"
http://restrooms.org/two.jpg
WhipSmartBanky
03-27-2004, 11:22 PM
its scary there are this many responses. what use do either of these have in the real world? people are poor and starving in the streets, and money is being spent to produce and buy these things.

All while you surf a video game deal site...
Scrubking
03-27-2004, 11:29 PM
Scrubking do scour the Internet look for this shit ?

Someone actually posted this as a deal on another site. LMAO

And WSB posted the "how to pee standing" site.
SneakyPenguin
03-27-2004, 11:30 PM
hmmm, i wonder how much tese would resell for on ebay...
D4rkewolfe
03-27-2004, 11:32 PM
hmmm, i wonder how much tese would resell for on ebay...I bet if it is used for a whole lot more than if they were new...eBay weridoes are plenty
GSJaia
03-27-2004, 11:40 PM
There are no manly things left untouched. Nothing is sacred... That does it. Every man on this site needs to start urinating sitting on a can in the Lady's room...

:roll:
WhipSmartBanky
03-27-2004, 11:48 PM
Hell no. I refuse to take a dump at a public toilet unless the only other option is to shit my pants. Even then, I'll squat above the toilet. Heaven forbid any part of me should actually touch godforsaken public plumbing.
carlagyrl
03-31-2004, 05:01 PM
Paper or Plastic? :shock:
:o that is a good ass question
godhatesjustyou
03-31-2004, 05:08 PM
Hell no. I refuse to take a dump at a public toilet unless the only other option is to shit my pants. Even then, I'll squat above the toilet. Heaven forbid any part of me should actually touch godforsaken public plumbing.

thats true, especially at school.
magilacudy
03-31-2004, 05:19 PM
"Hoping you are pleased using the Magic Cone." Where is this company from?

That part cracked me up! I half expected to hear a Japanese girl voiceover saying that and giggling. :D
magilacudy
03-31-2004, 05:24 PM
hmmm, i wonder how much tese would resell for on ebay...I bet if it is used for a whole lot more than if they were new...eBay weridoes are plenty

I bet you could charge a hundredth of a penny per bacteria and make enough to buy your own toilet.
jdpimp
03-31-2004, 06:10 PM
I think this in the wrong forum. And by that I mean it should be at some other site's forum. Unlike WSB and Scrubking, I will not search out the appropriate forum.

The off topic forum will forever be tainted.
Mr. Anderson
03-31-2004, 06:38 PM
It's true, the off topic forum is getting more and more inappropriate every day.
WhipSmartBanky
03-31-2004, 07:57 PM
That pointed ear reminds me of a vagina.
metroidkiller9
03-31-2004, 08:04 PM
so does his personality
Mr. Anderson
03-31-2004, 08:07 PM
That pointed ear reminds me of a vagina. :shock: :shock: [-X =; :-& #-o
Southberm
03-31-2004, 08:18 PM
my only problem is that this magic cone doesn't have the traditional "shake" at the end
magilacudy
03-31-2004, 10:11 PM
so does his personality

ZING.
SneakyPenguin
03-31-2004, 10:12 PM
That pointed ear reminds me of a vagina. :shock: :shock: [-X =; :-& #-o

the proper comeback wouldve been:

bet the last time you saw one was in a full length mirror :twisted:

ikik
RedvsBlue
03-31-2004, 11:04 PM
Hell no. I refuse to take a dump at a public toilet unless the only other option is to shit my pants. Even then, I'll squat above the toilet. Heaven forbid any part of me should actually touch godforsaken public plumbing.

thats true, especially at school.


Hell yeah! I made it through my entire public school career without number twoing at school. Now that I'm in college I live so close to campus that it doesn't matter.

I think this entire thread (video on the website included) has made me laugh harder than i have in a long time.