Spongebob squarepants corrupting our children!

[eldad9]

http://www.christiananswers.net/spotlight/movies/2004/thespongebobsquarepantsmovie.html

A little snippet:

"These characters are not real, and are not even human, so many may choose to gloss over the animated nude scenes, though it sends a wrong message to children that it's okay to pull down one's pants for a laugh."

[Moxio]

*sighs*

[slimpip]

David Hasselhoff makes an embarrassing cameo in swim trunks, during which his chest is computer-manipulated so that his pectoral muscles flex unnaturally, even forming a square shape, and then he places SpongeBob and Patrick on his chest and uses his muscles like a wedge to propel them back down into the sea. It is a grotesque scene.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:


Thiat site rules.

[spyhunterk19]

Sexual innuendo is present, as Patrick is enamored with Mindy and flirts with her constantly, telling her she's "hot" and asking her at one point if she wants to see his underwear. Will there be little boys on school playgrounds getting charged with sexual harassment after mimicking this sort of behavior coming from their lovable cartoon friend?

Patrick also displays sexual perversion in the final scene, when he attends a rock concert wearing fishnet stockings and women's black leather boots.


:lol:

[Wshakspear]

I like the Team America responses http://christiananswers.net/spotlight/movies/2004/teamamericaworldpolice.html

[Xevious]

It just proves that any jackass can have a website....

EDIT:

Here is a viewer review of the movie Blade with Wesley Snipes. I laughed pretty hard at this.


"disgusting"...
This is without a doubt the most disgusting movie I have ever seen! I went with my 19 year old son, not really knowing much about the movie. Within minutes of the movie beginning you are treated to the bloodiest explosion of violence imaginable. I found myself wondering what sort of person could even come up with this stuff! Many parts of the movie I could not even make myself watch. After it was over, I discovered my son felt the same way. He knew more about this movie going in than I did, but still felt this movie went way over the top in the areas of blood, violence, etc. This movie is totally devoid of any redeeming qualities. I felt like I needed a shower afterwards to wash this satanic piece of filth off of me.
Brenda Beeler, age 44

[Scorch]

Haha.. Spongebob rocks.. I love the episode where they scream "WE ARE THE PANTY MASTERS!!" and take the crab guy on a panty raid..

[Derwood43]

Did anyone read the Team America review from the NINE year old???

NINE??

I saw this movie...in no way would I let a nine year old see this movie.

[gamefreak117]

Neutral -- Halo is a good game, it's just that it has swearing in it and blood and that is not acceptable to me as a Christian. Halo has very good gameplay and the graphics are excellent too. My friends let me play this game for a long time and it was good and I didn't hear any swearing in it, they told me there was swearing. I would REALLY like this game if it had no swearing or blood. My Ratings: [2/5]
--Chris Frezza, age 12


lol, I wonder if people there get the concept of a M rated game, and what it means to play it. Kind of like eating butter, you can't hate on it because you didn't make it or because its too salty.

[Wshakspear]

"Positive - ...extremely funny, but be warned this film is not for everybody, there is plenty of cursing -- but way less than their last effort South Park Blu, but still a lot of it. Lots of graphic puppet violence, but mostly comic and the blood looks pretty fake, and in sexual content there is plenty of sexual comments and sexual humor, and there is a puppet sex scene that is quite extensive but still pretty funny and people may not like that it is anti-liberal and pokes fun at celebrities. In quality, there are plenty of funny moments and several funny songs heard in the film, some boring parts, but the laughs more than makeup for that one flaw. If you watch this film be strong in your faith because there is plenty of offensive content in the film, but if you can deal with that it is an extremely funny film, but dont take your kids to this film. My Ratings: [Very Offensive/4½]
--Jonathan, age 9"

[gamefreak117]

"Positive - ...extremely funny, but be warned this film is not for everybody, there is plenty of cursing -- but way less than their last effort South Park Blu, but still a lot of it. Lots of graphic puppet violence, but mostly comic and the blood looks pretty fake, and in sexual content there is plenty of sexual comments and sexual humor, and there is a puppet sex scene that is quite extensive but still pretty funny and people may not like that it is anti-liberal and pokes fun at celebrities. In quality, there are plenty of funny moments and several funny songs heard in the film, some boring parts, but the laughs more than makeup for that one flaw. If you watch this film be strong in your faith because there is plenty of offensive content in the film, but if you can deal with that it is an extremely funny film, but dont take your kids to this film. My Ratings: [Very Offensive/4½]
--Jonathan, age 9"

:shock:

Wow, that nine year old has quite an advanced vocabulary..
lol, I can't think of words. :roll:

[basketkase543]

Another disturbing event takes place when SpongeBob and Patrick are plucked from the sea by an ominous human diver hunting for treasures to sell in his gift shop on the shore. The two are placed under a heat lamp so that they will die and dry out. Eventually, they are moistened and revived, but a long scene ensues wherein the two are dying and writhing in pain. One of SpongeBob's arms snaps off. Sensitive children would be horrified.

Hahaha, these "sensitive" kids must have some serious issues if their horrified by a talking sponge.

[btw1217]

The hell? I go to a Christian school, and I hate it when they shove this crap down your throat... These Christians are spending entirely too much time police-ing movies and less time worshiping God and whatnot. :roll:

[gameguy22006]

The hell? I go to a Christian school, and I hate it when they shove this crap down your throat... These Christians are spending entirely too much time police-ing movies and less time worshiping God and whatnot. :roll:

I couldn't agree with you more, but its incredible how they can find a way to be offended by a Spongebob movie.

[Wshakspear]

I can understand where there coming from, and its nice that they get that info out. Ive actualy used some of these sites to get the exact # of F-bombs and "other" words for movies like Pulp Fiction and South Park the movie (SP won the f-word rumble, i believe)

[btw1217]

The hell? I go to a Christian school, and I hate it when they shove this crap down your throat... These Christians are spending entirely too much time police-ing movies and less time worshiping God and whatnot. :roll:

I couldn't agree with you more, but its incredible how they can find a way to be offended by a Spongebob movie.

I know, it ridiculous. These "Super Christians" are just putting on a show to make themselves look good and more holy than everyone else. They act like they're the ultimate authority in determining what Christians should and should not watch, and it makes people feel like if they do watch that movie, that they're not a true Christian. Not watching a certain movie doesn't make you a good Christian. You have no idea how much these type of people annoy me. :boxing:

[Nirvanaguy777]

......this is beyond ridiculous, forget the fact that Im a big spongebob fan, these alligations are fucking ridiculous.

[evilmojo12542]

whats next barney? 15 years ago cartoon's were cartoon's and they where a hell of a lot more funny and viloent that poor coyote gets hit every episode wit h a anvil and sam is gonna get that long eared gallot (BUGS BUNNNY)

[alonzomourning23]

"Incredible Creatures That Defy Evolution THREE
A fascinating NEW video about animals that reveals amazing design features -- providing easy-to-understand proof against Evolution and for a great Creator. This episode includes ostriches, dogs, horses, hummingbirds, manatees, bees, mussels, cuttlefish, and butterflies."

Dogs defy evolution? Aren't they one of the best examples, coming from wolves? Yes I know this is a bit off topic, but I found the link to this book on the bottom of their page and thought saying dogs defy evolution more than many other animals is a little strange.