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CaseyRyback
03-28-2004, 04:06 PM
It was hilarious. First of all his hair looked horrible from the dye job someone gave him. On top of that everything was done like it was accidental.

funniest commercial I have seen in a while (I know my name may be casey ryback and sme may think I am bias, but I could really care less about Steven Seagal)
magilacudy
03-28-2004, 04:25 PM
Uh huh. Biased? Of course not.
CaseyRyback
03-28-2004, 04:31 PM
have you seen it? Every guy he takes out is an accident (the clerk and the cop get it the best)
hasaki_cb
03-28-2004, 04:33 PM
Since I haven't seen it, what is the commercial for? A new movie, sponsoring something, just to say "I'm still alive!" ? :D
CaseyRyback
03-28-2004, 04:35 PM
It is a Mountain Dew commercial
pimp tyranny
03-28-2004, 04:38 PM
steven seagal sucks ass
Mr_hockey66
03-28-2004, 04:38 PM
Steven segal in comercials??? His carrer is defently over now LOL
Scrubking
03-28-2004, 04:44 PM
Steven Seagal is MOJON.
repetske
03-28-2004, 04:51 PM
http://www.perfectpeople.net/picpage.php3/cpid=82628
What? You don't like Mountain Dew?
cag1000
03-28-2004, 05:04 PM
best steven seagal movie was the one he killed the guy with an ice pick to the forehead at the end
pimpinc333
03-28-2004, 05:06 PM
yea that commercial was pretty good but SS's movie career is pretty washed up, wait a second did he really even have a movie career lol JK.....
CaseyRyback
03-28-2004, 05:11 PM
yea that commercial was pretty good but SS's movie career is pretty washed up, wait a second did he really even have a movie career lol JK.....

for a while he did. From 90-95 when action movies were big he had a career. Basically him and Sly should just ride off into the sunset
Mr_hockey66
03-28-2004, 05:22 PM
I loved when Mad Tv Made fun of him! It was great! They had him trying to make a new movie with him being the slob he is now and trying to jump from building to building! Then he goes nuts and kills everybody by breaking their necks! Good Stuff I tell ya good stuff!
Lstorm34
03-28-2004, 05:28 PM
will sasso as steven seagal on mad tv was great.
nba4life2k
03-28-2004, 05:38 PM
I saw it like an hour ago funny as hell
SneakyPenguin
03-28-2004, 05:41 PM
will sasso as steven seagal on mad tv was great.

best line:

hey, look over there
::breaks enemies neck::

and that damn funny squinty look.

also steven seagals ultra super duper widescreen.:

whered i go when i walked off screen. well now with SSUSDWS you can see i went to get a donut.
magilacudy
03-28-2004, 08:45 PM
I just saw the commercial not even 5 minutes ago. Did anyone notice the Tunak Tun song in the background. Hearing that song on TV cracked me up even before seeing the whole commercial.
Theenternal
03-29-2004, 03:19 AM
Yea Mad TV steven segal is best, most of will's characters are pretty good. My friend brought a bunch of bootleg dvds with him back from china, and I found some movie not relased in theaters called "the forigner" which i later saw at best buy. Steven was misspelled to Stenan Segal, and in the movie he fights someone with a compact Disc
doraemonkerpal
03-29-2004, 02:50 PM
my fav part is when he head butts the employee, lol!
SS4Brolly
03-29-2004, 03:00 PM
Seen it. I didnt think it was that funny.
DrunkTigerWoods
03-29-2004, 09:45 PM
I bet Sagal wouldnt go near a Mountain Dew.
SneakyPenguin
03-31-2004, 10:34 PM
it was funny, but also sort of sad. oh how the sorta-mighty have fallen. we need more commercials like this.

it would have been really sweet if like a coat string got wrapped around one f their necks and snapped it, cause we all know, if it has steven seagal, someones neck is gettin broke.
shekira
04-07-2004, 12:51 PM
Yeah I think they might be totally ripping off an idea by the guys at http://www.thetoiletonline.com

Those guys created an awesome series of flash cartoons where Seagal goes through accidentally and sometimes purposely killing everyone in the most gory of ways. These all take place during him doing daily common things. Take a look here:

Check all 3 episodes out here:
http://www.thetoiletonline.com/cartoons/index.htm

These guys made these about 2 years ago I think. Did Dew rip them off?
Theenternal
04-07-2004, 12:55 PM
Does anyone have the Super duper wide vision bit? I have the crouching cops hidden badges skit.
shekira
04-07-2004, 12:57 PM
um, no but does anyone actually have a link to this steven seagal/dew commercial? Its not on the Mountain Dew website.
Theenternal
04-07-2004, 01:05 PM
those atom films are great...steven is one of those guys that is still stuck in the late 80's early 90's. I thought his movies were pretty cool back in the day, and now he has become funny in the same context that arnold is cool but his impersonations are funny. Segal's cheesy acting is the best :)

Unfortuately I have had multiple people tell me that I look like him when my hair is back :?
urbanchampion
04-11-2004, 03:32 PM
all you guys are saying that steve's washed up. if that were the case then he wouldn't still be in the entertainment industry. so he was in a commercial, big deal. what does that have to do with anything? he's still got 4 or 5 more movies lined up. that's far from "washed up". now, Van Damme sucks big time. when has he even done anything!? what does he know...karate and some kickboxing? so what? seagal has blackbelt ranking and good experience in a few arts, including expertise in swordmanship which he learned from masters in Japan, and he's got a 7th degree in aikido which is hard as hell to obtain. those are the facts.
SneakyPenguin
04-11-2004, 03:58 PM
Unfortuately I have had multiple people tell me that I look like him when my hair is back :?

if they do that, get all squinty eyed and pull a sasso. say "look over there" and snap theyre neck.
bignick
04-12-2004, 09:51 PM
That commercial was just like one of his movies.
Southberm
04-12-2004, 09:58 PM
That commercial was just like one of his movies.
I think that was sort of the point of the commercial. And do you mean his movies when they were actually good. Or just the recent crap movies where he doesnt even fit in the story at all
bignick
04-12-2004, 10:56 PM
That commercial was just like one of his movies.
I think that was sort of the point of the commercial. And do you mean his movies when they were actually good. Or just the recent crap movies where he doesnt even fit in the story at all

Mostly the newer ones. He seems kinda sluggish in the new movies. Like is is some grand master karate guy, but isn't
CaseyRyback
04-12-2004, 11:04 PM
His older ones are pretty good if you like corny ass movies.

sometimes I just pop in Under Siege 2 just for some corny action
urbanchampion
04-13-2004, 09:35 AM
That commercial was just like one of his movies.
I think that was sort of the point of the commercial. And do you mean his movies when they were actually good. Or just the recent crap movies where he doesnt even fit in the story at all

Mostly the newer ones. He seems kinda sluggish in the new movies. Like is is some grand master karate guy, but isn't


well, genius, if he isn't a martial arts master, then why does he have a 7th degree ranking awarded to him by the son of the founder of aikido? that just shows how much you know. not a damn thing