morgan webb

[tyecko]

Does anyone have any updates to whether or not she will pose in playboy?

[Scrubking]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[st0neface]

Survey says: I oughta kick you in the groin.

[D4rkewolfe]

What you don't have the issue? I got it right here, man does she look hot, those crazy canadians with their bush pattern designs.

[CaseyRyback]

What you don't have the issue? I got it right here, man does she look hot, those crazy canadians with their bush pattern designs.

lol

[MorganWebbLover]

Nope no news yet but I doubt she will .

[suprsaiyanMAX]

Even if she did pose for Playboy most of their "readers" would probably just be like "Morgan who??"

[MorganWebbLover]

I swear I didn't create this thread .

[Mr. Anderson]

I swear I didn't create this thread .

Nobody said you did..... :roll:

[magilacudy]

Haha... I thought MWL started it too. It would be funny if the both of you had a fight over her affections. I kid... though I for one would check that out if she did pose.

[CaseyRyback]

Haha... I thought MWL started it too. It would be funny if the both of you had a fight over her affections. I kid... though I for one would check that out if she did pose.

they would airbrush the hell out of it though like they always do

[Mr. Anderson]

I'd airbrush it on the side of a van. Not MY van, but a van.

[Firebrand]

I'm still laughing. What a preposterous notion. That subhuman eyesore posing in Playboy? Oh wait, Chyna got in. Yeah, Morgan could be in there.

[Tespo125]

OMG! I was just on iheartmorganwebb.com looking at the moblog pictures and I scrolled through about 15 pictures. Well, when I was done, instead of exiting out or returning to the homepage, I started to press the back button. I kept doing it faster and faster until a completely white page came up and all it said was "Slow it down... I hope you're not a robot." in teeny tiny black text. I'm freaking out.

[magilacudy]

Haha... Subhuman eyesore. It is apt.

[MorganWebbLover]

I'm still laughing. What a preposterous notion. That subhuman eyesore posing in Playboy? Oh wait, Chyna got in. Yeah, Morgan could be in there.


Quit down communist bastard or i'll be forced to deport your ass.

[MorganWebbLover]

Haha... Subhuman eyesore. It is apt.


Don't make me call Imagrations on your ass too Long Duck Dong .

[EggViper]

OMG! I was just on iheartmorganwebb.com looking at the moblog pictures and I scrolled through about 15 pictures. Well, when I was done, instead of exiting out or returning to the homepage, I started to press the back button. I kept doing it faster and faster until a completely white page came up and all it said was "Slow it down... I hope you're not a robot." in teeny tiny black text. I'm freaking out.

huh? i think ill try it out...

[littlemonkey]

Morgan Webb = Link (circa Ocarina of Time)
Have you seen those ears?

[Theenternal]

I'd airbrush it on the side of a van. Not MY van, but a van. Would you bring her in your van?

I still don't know who this person is, besides seeing her avitar and banner.. I would check out her site but im on a 56k right now...but at least its aol 9.0 with topspeed technology, so if I was going to browse it I would to it at up to 5x faster than standard dialup. So easy no wonder its #1

[JSweeney]

I'd airbrush it on the side of a van. Not MY van, but a van. Would you bring her in your van?

I still don't know who this person is, besides seeing her avitar and banner.. I would check out her site but im on a 56k right now...but at least its aol 9.0 with topspeed technology, so if I was going to browse it I would to it at up to 5x faster than standard dialup. So easy no wonder its #1

I love how the sell the idea of software that strips sites of graphics and large imbed files and then loads them in the background while the person reads the page as a major enhancement in web browsing technology.
And then, beyond that, they have the stones to charge a premium charge for using that software. Brilliant! Just Brilliant! Make the people think you're giving them some sort of high speed internet, when in fact you're just shipping a few marginal updates!

[Theenternal]

Just so no one gets the wrong ideas :), I don't pay for aol, and they are not my main isp, I just use my friends account when I am not home.... her 60 year old mom refuses to use anything else.

[WildWop]

"Dialup" + "high speed" = oxymoron.

No such animal.

A machine that slices bread? Brilliant!

[MorganWebbLover]

I still don't know who this person is, besides seeing her avitar and banner

You probley shouldn't of asked.




Morgan Webb was born on October 5, 1978, which has since been declared the greatest day in the history of the world by all nations except for Iraq, because they suck, and Switzerland, because they won't commit to anything. She was born near Toronto and had (and still has) an older brother.

She was named "Morgan Webb". According to the Kabalarians this is what she is like:
The name of Morgan has given you sensitivity and appreciation for the finer and deeper things in life. You can enjoy reading, study, and contemplation about many different subjects. When your interests or curiosity are aroused, you work intensely at new undertakings, but your interests often wane when you encounter drudgery and monotony, with the result that you leave many things unfinished. Your name has taken you into many bitter experiences. The greatest lack in your life is stability and peace of mind. A peaceful and quiet environment, especially out in nature, is one of your greatest desires, but you are constantly taken into chaotic conditions. Because you have high ideals and are a principled person, you have been disillusioned and disappointed in people on many occasions and have experienced much aloneness. You are fond of outdoor sports, where you can find an outlet for your nervous energy. Impulsiveness could bring frequent accidents and unfortunate happenings into your life. You do not like to be restricted or to have your freedom curtailed in any way. You find it difficult to control your thoughts and could swing in moods from one extreme to the other. Your speech can become very critical and sarcastic when you are frustrated or crossed. This name creates a weakness in the heart, lungs, and bronchial organs, and could cause heart trouble, pneumonia, asthma, or tuberculosis. It also creates tension in the nervous system, particularly the solar plexus and stomach, causing nervous indigestion and relative conditions.

When she was still very young her family moved to the United States. She still retains both Canadian and American citizenships.

Her charm did not go unnoticed even as a young girl. Morgan was a child actor for a time. She did commercials for McDonalds and Kenner. Mmmm, McDonalds and Morgan. Could life get any better?

When not acting Morgan filled the days of her youth watching A-Team reruns and playing video games. She was particularly fond of Role-Playing Games as they made it easier to compete with her older brother.

In Jr. High Morgan first experimented with dyeing her hair. While she would not use hair dye for some time she discovered that various colors of Kool-Aid would tinge her hair a reddish color. The dyeing effect is not dependent on the kind of Kool-Aid used but a common trait to all flavors oddly enough.

Morgan went to school at the University of California, Berkeley. She graduated with a degree in Rhetoric and a minor in Italian, which is the proper course of study to become a television personality on TechTV. Other appropriate courses of study include Chinese history and session writing.

Immediately after (or perhaps prior to) her graduation from Berkeley she worked for Radio Riot Live, a soon to be failed dot com, with Cat Schwartz. The two became good friends and remain so to this day.

Sometime during the Spring of 2001 Morgan followed Cat to work at the San Francisco based TechTV. She was an associate producer for The Screen Savers, which is not what one might expect. She ran the Netcam Cineplex and Call Center and gave us three Windows Tips a week. She occasionally filled in for someone else with an odd segment and even hosted the show three times. She did practically everything on that show.

In April of 2003 Morgan left The Screen Savers to co-host X-Play. She now gets to play video games for a living; proof that Morgan is the smartest human being alive.

She is allergic to cranberries. Because of this it is illegal to possess or distribute cranberries in the city of San Francisco under penalty of death.

Morgan currently resides (or at least did in Summer 2002) in a house somewhere in a "bad part" of San Francisco with several other people. One of them is her former partner in the Netcam Cineplex, Kevin Rose. Now before you go sending him jealous emails remember that he perpetually looks like he's two months overdue for a haircut and two months shy of his high school graduation.

Morgan is also an animal lover. She keeps a Betta (Siamese Fighting Fish) in her cubicle. It is named Pixel. She also has Zoe, a Chilean Rose Tarantula that she keeps at home. She is also very partial to lizards.

She enjoys trying different things with her hair. Believed to originally be a dark brown she has formed it into whatever hue and shape she desires. We know she has made it take various shades of blonde, golden brown, auburn and it's current darkly brilliant brown. It has been rumored to also have been orange, pink and allegedly she even shaved her head once. We will keep you up to date on all important developments regarding Morgan's hair.

Morgan is a Raiders fan. She is doubtless still fuming about the "New England Snow Job" and even the "Immaculate Reception".

To sum it all up: Morgan Webb is the little warm center that the life of the world crowds around.

[repetske]

That frightens and saddens me at the same time.

[Machine]

I wonder what the future holds for her now that TechTV and G4 are merging. Her career on X-Play could be in jeopardy. After all, mergers are often followed by massive layoffs.

[magilacudy]

MWL, have you filled out any surveys?

I'm pretty sure you'll have to check off the 'Other' box because I doubt Morgan Webb is a recognized religion. Oh the blasphemy!

[doraemonkerpal]

i didn't want to quote what mwl said b/c it took up too much space... but my "reply" is:

:shock:

[RedvsBlue]

Wha? Wha? What? Are you telling me that there's a cute chick that rates video games for a living? Come on seriously you guys are messing with me. Not that I'm a video game nerd or anything but all my girlfriends have hated video games. I got my ex to play Halo and it wasn't even a challenge, she didn't even want to try. Yet they expect us to be interested in their crap... You know this started as a disbelief that a woman like morgan webb existed and turned into a rant on how most girls have no respect for video games...

[KrazyKefka]

i didn't want to quote what mwl said b/c it took up too much space... but my "reply" is:

:shock:

I concur.

[Medium_Pimpin]

Hey im almost 2 months older than her. The sonics won the NBA Finals in 79(78-79 season)!!!

[MorganWebbLover]

did anybody else catch the short advertisement for Xplay in between the commercial break ? It looked like Morgan colored her hair Jet Black she looked super hot .

[Mr. Anderson]

I'd airbrush it on the side of a van. Not MY van, but a van. Would you bring her in your van?

I still don't know who this person is, besides seeing her avitar and banner.. I would check out her site but im on a 56k right now...but at least its aol 9.0 with topspeed technology, so if I was going to browse it I would to it at up to 5x faster than standard dialup. So easy no wonder its #1

We should all shoot you for pluging AOL.

[MorganWebbLover]

DIE !!!

[MorganWebbLover]

I'm pretty sure you'll have to check off the 'Other' box because I doubt Morgan Webb is a recognized religion. Oh the blasphemy!



Morgan Webb a religion ? Thats one of the best Ideas i've ever herd. Thanks Jizz Bag

[magilacudy]

Hey im almost 2 months older than her. The sonics won the NBA Finals in 79(78-79 season)!!!

Go Sonics! Since GP left it just doesn't feel right to me.

And I'm wondering how MWL associated Jizz Bag with magilacudy... Considering his bag is probably full after watching Tech TV.

ikik

[MorganWebbLover]

I just watched Unscrewed Moragn Webb was on talking about Controversial games and the Payboy poll. I thought her reaction was funny when Martin Sargent said she should pose she had this hell no look on her face . I think it repeats agian at 2:30 AM eastern if anybody is up late and wants to see it .

[XboxMaster]

Hmmmm, when was this? That sounds interesting, I'd like to see what her response to that Playboy poll was like.

[Theenternal]

That was a really long bio, at least now I know who she is

[JimmieMac]

I'm going to mail that cow a canberry cookie made into the shape of the Patriot's logo.

[MorganWebbLover]

Well, as some of you might know or might have known -- Morgan Webb went on the TechTV show, "Unscrewed" hosted by Martin Sargent to talk about controversial games and her participation in the Playboy.Com poll for the sexiest woman of TechTV. Of course she won poll -- but she's decided NOT to pose for Playboy.

[XboxMaster]

Will this air again? I'd like to see that episode.

[CaseyRyback]

Hey im almost 2 months older than her. The sonics won the NBA Finals in 79(78-79 season)!!!

Go Sonics! Since GP left it just doesn't feel right to me.

And I'm wondering how MWL associated Jizz Bag with magilacudy... Considering his bag is probably full after watching Tech TV.

ikik

gross and funny at the same time...keep it up!!!!

[st0neface]

I watched it to see how to make my own taser, and it wasn't that great of an episode. You didn't miss anything special, especially since the instructions for said taser is on the techtv website.

[ksuwild25]

I watched that Unscrewed episode last night too and when they mentioned Playboy and Morgan Webb I had to watch it. Yeah she had that "NO" look on her face and that guy kept dragging it on.

[XboxMaster]

Damn, I wanna see that episode. Any way I can see it, do they have watchable episodes on the site?

[tyecko]

no thats not fair, i prayed and it didnt work.

[JimmieMac]

You can tell her body is a mess underneth the clothing.

[BULL_Ship]

Aol highspeed also speeds loading of webpages by crunching the pictures server side.

This is probably why they charge extra cause you have to go through a proxy that shrinks the images. Alot of cellphones do this aswell even though cellphone internet is hella fast compared to dialup. On my celphone i can download files at 100+kbps wirelessly now thats highspeed

[MorganWebbLover]

Shut up

[magilacudy]

Hey you know that Duke3d quote, "Your face, your ass... what's the difference?"

Well for Morgan Webb her face might as well be her ass cuz she's butt-damn ugly. She's so out of proportion her butt is actually on the other side of her boobs.

Or, how about this one... whenever she stands next to a toilet it's hard to tell them apart.

The only difference is that the toilet is cleaner and less pale.

[godhatesjustyou]

zing!

[Badgun]

I wonder what the future holds for her now that TechTV and G4 are merging. Her career on X-Play could be in jeopardy. After all, mergers are often followed by massive layoffs.

Yeah, even though she's easy on the eyes, she really has no talent and her constant attempts at being funny usually fail miserably. But given all that, ....http://www.wackyweaselworld.com/gamespot/flameINC/IHI5.jpg

[st0neface]

There was some news thing that said X-Play, Anime Unleashed, and Robot Wars were staying, I believe.

[svsaith]

Sessler & Webb are definitely getting it on!

[XboxMaster]

She's not the hottest chick I've ever seen, but if I had the chance, I'd definitely fuck her.

EDIT: What the hell? Why did you make it say shaq-fu when I saw the F word. That's stupid, well, atleast I can say fuck all the time, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.

[MorganWebbLover]

http://textamerica.com/user.images/img_380807/T40404030012250.jpg

[dtcarson]

I still don't know who this person is, besides seeing her avitar and banner

You probley shouldn't of asked.




Morgan Webb was born on October 5, 1978,

*snip*

Two things:
That's my little boy's birthday also [Oct 5, not 1978].
And:
1978? Dear god, I'm old.

Isn't Morgan Webb that financial advisory firm?

[Mr. Anderson]

I just watched TechTV for pretty much a whole day, and she is NOT the hottest chick on it. Sarah from The Screen Savers is waaay hotter, the anchor from Tech Live is really hot too. I'm not saying Morgan isn't hot at all, but not the hottest by far.

[magilacudy]

Isn't Morgan Webb that financial advisory firm?

That's what I thought when I saw his name. Haha... I thought MWL was a hardcore business major at first. :?

[Scrubking]

http://textamerica.com/user.images/img_380807/T40404030012250.jpg

DAMN! THAT BITCH IS UGLY!

And your sig is too damn big!

[MorganWebbLover]

I just watched TechTV for pretty much a whole day, and she is NOT the hottest chick on it. Sarah from The Screen Savers is waaay hotter, the anchor from Tech Live is really hot too. I'm not saying Morgan isn't hot at all, but not the hottest by far.



Please toss the crank out of you Bong Mr. Anderson . Sarah Lane is a short fat Midget looking coze .

Now as for Jessica Corbin ( the anchor from Tech Live ) I agree with you she is pretty damn hot but no where near as hot as Morgan Webb .

[cag1000]

it's funny how most of you berate morgan webb in such a tone as to dismiss her as beneath you when you know dam well that none of you videogame geeks would kick her out of bed. At first i found her a little tall for my tastes and not my type but her cute personality on the show can be infectious and sexy. Comeon now i know for a fact that if i met her in person and she wasnt attached that i would have a shot with her even though i have a girlfriend. How many of you could say the same and i will laugh at anyone who says they would say no to her sexual advances if the opportunity arouse, comeon reality check. A girl who looks like that and plays videogames? Better than most cheapassgamers previous encounters, if they have had many partners in the first place.

[striker199]

Agreed!! I'd bone her

[WildWop]

...when you know dam well that none of YOU videogame geeks would kick her out of bed

That high horse of yours sure is a sickly looking mare. Perhaps you should stop posting on game-related message boards if you don't want to be classified as a "videogame geek."

[JSweeney]

it's funny how most of you berate morgan webb in such a tone as to dismiss her as beneath you when you know dam well that none of you videogame geeks would kick her out of bed.

Most of the tone of this was that she is decent looking, but not so unbearably hot that she's deserving of idolatry. You know because MWL keeps making himself looking like a moron that people are going to pick her apart because it bothers him so much... making him lash out, and then they can all laugh at him.


At first i found her a little tall for my tastes and not my type but her cute personality on the show can be infectious and sexy.

FAKE! FAKE! I mean, it's tv. In the world of television and movies, they can make Denise Richards an nuclear physicist... just because you see it on TV doesn't make it true.


Comeon now i know for a fact that if i met her in person and she wasnt attached that i would have a shot with her even though i have a girlfriend.
That's what a low-grade psychosis will do to you. Either that or you're a narcasist.

How many of you could say the same and i will laugh at anyone who says they would say no to her sexual advances if the opportunity arouse, comeon reality check.

Well, considering that many others here are married, I bet they would.
Not to mention that some wouldn't bother if they already had a better deal. Yes, she's good looking, but she's not a "California" 10.

A girl who looks like that and plays videogames? Better than most cheapassgamers previous encounters, if they have had many partners in the first place

So? If you spend your life fixated on looks, you'll be a fairly sorry excuse for a person. Not to mention the fact that she has maybe 5-10 years she'll look like that. Some good looking women end up having major problems dealing with themselves after they are past thier prime.

[SteveMcQ]

MWL, if you choose to have her pic in the sig, please change it to the one of her in that pink top. She looks much better in that one. Something about her look in the current one you have just doesn't look right.

[MorganWebbLover]

it's funny how most of you berate morgan webb in such a tone as to dismiss her as beneath you when you know dam well that none of you videogame geeks would kick her out of bed. At first i found her a little tall for my tastes and not my type but her cute personality on the show can be infectious and sexy. Comeon now i know for a fact that if i met her in person and she wasnt attached that i would have a shot with her even though i have a girlfriend. How many of you could say the same and i will laugh at anyone who says they would say no to her sexual advances if the opportunity arouse, comeon reality check. A girl who looks like that and plays videogames? Better than most cheapassgamers previous encounters, if they have had many partners in the first place.


Thank you my my sentiments exactly !

It's funny how some one who is supposedly "Not That hot" gets this many posts about her isn't it ?

[JSweeney]

it's funny how most of you berate morgan webb in such a tone as to dismiss her as beneath you when you know dam well that none of you videogame geeks would kick her out of bed. At first i found her a little tall for my tastes and not my type but her cute personality on the show can be infectious and sexy. Comeon now i know for a fact that if i met her in person and she wasnt attached that i would have a shot with her even though i have a girlfriend. How many of you could say the same and i will laugh at anyone who says they would say no to her sexual advances if the opportunity arouse, comeon reality check. A girl who looks like that and plays videogames? Better than most cheapassgamers previous encounters, if they have had many partners in the first place.


Thank you my my sentiments exactly !

It's funny how some one who is supposedly "Not That hot" gets this many posts about her isn't it ?

Not really. They are all having to much fun making fun of you and laughing at your overreaction. If you look at the majority of the posts in this thread, thats what most of them are, save you putting more pictures into this thread.

[cag1000]

everything i said is true and wont back out of a word of it. No of course she's not a 10 and not my type, but you are all the ones on your high horses bustin on this girl when there are much more deserving bitches to bust on. 99.9% of all CAG would do this girl if they were single. Yea she is fake on tv but a cute fake that can be banged right out of her. You see MWL big ass sig and what shes not growing on you day after day. It may be annoying to some but i would luv 2 c some of the nappy skanks CAG have been with and are with. You all just sound like the comic book guy from the simpsons when targeting MWL interest all the time. Can't you hear it in your tones "worst bitch ever".

[JSweeney]

everything i said is true and wont back out of a word of it. No of course she's not a 10 and not my type, but you are all the ones on your high horses bustin on this girl when there are much more deserving bitches to bust on.

Those that you say are "more deserving" don't have a deranged person running around here, posting pics in multiple threads that don't have anything to do with it, and have an ungodly large sig pic (which just leeches bandwidth away from CheapyD). If MWL didn't run around acting like a moron, people wouldn't be "busting on her", as you state it.
Such fanatacism is going to draw insults... which is what you see.
It's not a good idea to jump headfirst into an argument you know little of the history of.



99.9% of all CAG would do this girl if they were single. Yea she is fake on tv but a cute fake that can be banged right out of her.

No, if you look at the links MWL has provided, you'd see pictures of her without make-up and not made up for the show.... and she's painfully average. With enough time, money, and talented make-up artists, you can make most average looking women look rather hot.



You see MWL big ass sig and what shes not growing on you day after day.
Nope.


It may be annoying to some but i would luv 2 c some of the nappy skanks CAG have been with and are with.

Yet that has absolutely nothing to do with this anyway... and to top it off Darke Katt (D4rkewolfe's wife) and Minx are as good looking (if not better looking) than Morgan Webb.


You all just sound like the comic book guy from the simpsons when targeting MWL interest all the time. Can't you hear it in your tones "worst bitch ever".

No.. you have that backwards.. You can just hear MWL saying.. "In episode blah blah blah blah, Morgan has blah blah blah blah blah."

[WildWop]

cag1000, have you even seen the two-page life story that MWL has posted multiple times on this forum?

Also, truth is a relative term. None of this is an indisputable fact, we're talking about people's opinions here. Your horse is lookin even worse after JSweeney kicked it a few times, cut your losses man.

[Mr. Anderson]

Almost teh #1 rule of CAG: If you flame with JSweeney, your gonna get BUUUUURNED.

[XboxMaster]

Almost teh #1 rule of CAG: If you flame with JSweeney, your gonna get BUUUUURNED.

NO! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! DO NOT ENCOURAGE HIM! DAMN YOU! NOW WE MUST BAND TOGETHER AND PERFORM OUR TEAM ATTACK AT HIM NOW BEFORE HE GETS TOO SURE OF HIMSELF!

Back to subject. I'd like to present myself with a big cookie because I was the first one to point out she's not that hot but I'd fuck her if the chance arose.

[Scrubking]

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/forumfun/gay16.jpg

[cag1000]

wop dego no horse has been kicked this all just a pointless nothing thread that most people love to dive into and go on forever. The only reason i have broken my silence on this is that when an internet videogame forum starts to berate a girl that your would all bang then i need to step in and slap with some reality. I am not defending MWL nor give a shit about what he posts(but the sig is too big). You just luv to fuck with him so have fun my concern is the forum postings that turn away a piece of ass when you all know you'd drool all over that piece if she was in a mini sitting on your lap. give it up

[MorganWebbLover]

Those that you say are "more deserving" don't have a deranged person running around here, posting pics in threads that don't belong


Have you looked at the topic ?


http://www.iheartmorganwebb.com/userimages/2004.03.31-a.jpg

[sexdrugsandrocknroll]

i think I rather go to the zoo and see gorillas naked

[SneakyPenguin]

i think I rather go to the zoo and see gorillas naked

is there any other way to see them?

[sexdrugsandrocknroll]

ok, I guess it WOULD be a lot easier to go wondering in some jungle in some far away land just to see some naked gorillas.

[st0neface]

By any other way to see them, I think he meant the naked thing, not the zoo thing.

[SneakyPenguin]

yep. i mean, show me a gorilla in a suit, and my life would be complete.

[Mr Unoriginal]

yep. i mean, show me a gorilla in a suit, and my life would be complete.

Is this good enough?

http://www.io.com/~dork/pics/recpics4/bentMonkey.jpg

[magilacudy]

Hi-larious. Gorillas naked or suited, captive or jungle-dwelling... are comedy gold.

You notice that there are about 3 threads floating around having to do with Morgan Webb?

I say that's 3 threads too many.

[SneakyPenguin]

Hi-larious. Gorillas naked or suited, captive or jungle-dwelling... are comedy gold.

You notice that there are about 3 threads floating around having to do with Morgan Webb?

I say that's 3 threads too many.

true dat.

my life is complete. monkeys are gods true chosen creation. man was created to serve our simian rulers.

[st0neface]

http://static.userland.com/images/cuwu/Magilla.gif

Not only is he wearing a suit of sorts, but he's riding a skateboard. I for one believe this thread is heading in the right direction now.

[MorganWebbLover]

my concern is the forum postings that turn away a piece of ass when you all know you'd drool all over that piece if she was in a mini sitting on your lap. give it up


Come on let's face it JSweeney wouldn't know what to do if any woman sat in his lap period . He'd probley wonder where you pluged her in at like a Video Game system . Or he'd drone on about some useless boring shit like he does in most of his posts and she'd fall fast asleep .

[st0neface]

You sir, talk a lot of trash, but I really don't think a 21 year old janitor with an unhealthy obsession for a tv show host gets any tail whatsoever.

[SneakyPenguin]

You sir, talk a lot of trash, but I really don't think a 21 year old janitor with an unhealthy obsession for a tv show host gets any tail whatsoever.

in the words of scrubking: PWNED!

[MorganWebbLover]

You sir, talk a lot of trash, but I really don't think a 21 year old janitor with an unhealthy obsession for a tv show host gets any tail whatsoever.



Well your almost right I'm married I don't get alot of tail I only get one tail and that's the way I like it .

[SneakyPenguin]

im sure your wife would love to know of your ahem, "extra-curicular" activities. does she know your a obssed stalker of a tv personality? thats a topic for counciling.

[magilacudy]

Come on let's face it JSweeney wouldn't know what to do if any woman sat in his lap period . He'd probley wonder where you pluged her in at like a Video Game system . Or he'd drone on about some useless boring shit like he does in most of his posts and she'd fall fast asleep .

I'm guessing MWL hasn't been to any college parties. I use JSweeney's strategy with the ladies. Instead of 'useless boring shit' I provide alcohol. The overall end result is about the same i.e. incoherency, plugging in like a video game system, passing out.

On a side note... that's Magilla gorilla! and I'm magilacudy! And its getting late and I'm sleepy, peace.

[SneakyPenguin]

night, dont let the bed bug bites (they tend to get infected)

its way too late forme to be posting.

[Mr Unoriginal]

You sir, talk a lot of trash, but I really don't think a 21 year old janitor with an unhealthy obsession for a tv show host gets any tail whatsoever.



Well your almost right I'm married I don't get alot of tail I only get one tail and that's the way I like it .

Does anyone else feel sorry for whoever would be married to a 21 year old janitor who is so happy with his wife that he obbsesses over a TV host?

[MorganWebbLover]

im sure your wife would love to know of your ahem, "extra-curicular" activities. does she know your a obssed stalker of a tv personality? thats a topic for counciling.



She know my like for Ms. Webb and is pretty understanding . I've told her before that I would never cheat on her with anyone Except Morgan Webb she just laughs at me and says dream on .

[MorganWebbLover]

Does anyone else feel sorry for whoever would be married to a 21 year old janitor who is so happy with his wife that he obbsesses over a TV host?

What does it matter what I do for a Living I'm going to school full time and it's just what i do for extra money . Don't be shallow the job does not make the man besides not all of us are fortune enough to have rich
parents .

[sexdrugsandrocknroll]

By any other way to see them, I think he meant the naked thing, not the zoo thing.

Well the reason I said "Naked", was becuase Playboy, in case you didn't know, showcases "Naked" women. Everyone knows that gorillas are naked. It just didn't seem right saying, I would rather see a gorilla than Morgan Webb naked.

[JSweeney]

Wow. What a thread! Love, Hate... and Monkeys!!
I can't say that I didn't expect the lashing out to happen, but the monkeys was a nice, yet unexpectated, turn of events.

I always have found it funny that some how whenever someone ends up with a better lot in life than another, the presumption is always that that person had "rich parents" or that thier success was somehow handed to them on a silver platter.
Very few people seem to be able to accept that some people have been able to place themselves in the postion the hold via pure force of will and determination.

[SneakyPenguin]

Wow. What a thread! Love, Hate... and Monkeys!!
I can't say that I didn't expect the lashing out to happen, but the monkeys was a nice, yet unexpectated, turn of events.

remember you shoud me that rule of mentioning nazis (proved it again)? well the same thing applies to monkeys. they WILL be mentioned, jut a metter of time.

and i dont have rich parents. i just budget very well.