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fashoinfightpause
01-04-2005, 12:17 AM
so i guess i'll write my own paper. thanks to everyone who was willing to or did help.
Ledhed
01-04-2005, 12:18 AM
Does your teacher have an email address?
Just curious. :wink:
jimbodan
01-04-2005, 12:21 AM
Too bad the topic is so narrow, I got a bunch of old history papers from H.S and College. None on Johnson though. Sorry.
fashoinfightpause
01-04-2005, 12:23 AM
Does your teacher have an email address?
Just curious. :wink:
fortunately he does
spyhunterk19
01-04-2005, 12:25 AM
does anyone want to write a 5-6 page paper about andrew johnson for $20? its not so much a research paper, but more a paper on what he has done to make the world what it is today. i think its due next wednesday so yeah if your interested leave a post. This is a paper for a HS junior US history course so if you write a paper i would hope that it is intelligently written. serious inquieries(sp?) only please. i really don't want someone flaking out at the last minute. thanks
What level coursework are you doing? On level, advanced, Ap, IB, DE or such?
guessed
01-04-2005, 12:26 AM
Does your teacher have an email address?
Just curious. :wink:
fortunately he does
a) Do your own work.
b) Ledhed was joking, implying that if you gave your teacher's email address, we could write to let your teacher know that you intend to cheat.
c) Do your own work.
fashoinfightpause
01-04-2005, 12:29 AM
does anyone want to write a 5-6 page paper about andrew johnson for $20? its not so much a research paper, but more a paper on what he has done to make the world what it is today. i think its due next wednesday so yeah if your interested leave a post. This is a paper for a HS junior US history course so if you write a paper i would hope that it is intelligently written. serious inquieries(sp?) only please. i really don't want someone flaking out at the last minute. thanks
What level coursework are you doing? On level, advanced, Ap, IB, DE or such?
its just a basic course. not honors or anything like that. he wouldn't be expecting much.
spyhunterk19
01-04-2005, 12:30 AM
Does your teacher have an email address?
Just curious. :wink:
fortunately he does
a) Do your own work.
b) Ledhed was joking, implying that if you gave your teacher's email address, we could write to let your teacher know that you intend to cheat.
c) Do your own work.
In college it is commonplace to be paid to write papers for others.
fashoinfightpause
01-04-2005, 12:31 AM
Does your teacher have an email address?
Just curious. :wink:
fortunately he does
a) Do your own work.
b) Ledhed was joking, implying that if you gave your teacher's email address, we could write to let your teacher know that you intend to cheat.
c) Do your own work.
a) not my work
b) i don't think i'm directly cheating
c)yeah not mycowrk.
a friend asked me to do this project and he said he'd give me 20 bucks. i thought that i would have time to do it but semester finals are coming up and i haven't gotten a chance to start. it's pretty late to tell him that i can't do it so i figured that this would be worth a shot.
cag1000
01-04-2005, 12:31 AM
u gotta give more $$$ to get someone to write a paper
spyhunterk19
01-04-2005, 12:31 AM
Well, heres what I know just from me, he was one of the worst presidents that there ever was, and many say that if Lincoln wouldn't have been assasinated, African Americans would have had a much easier time obtaining their civil rights.
smellhasreturned
01-04-2005, 12:32 AM
yea 50 or nothin
pacifickarma
01-04-2005, 12:32 AM
In college it is commonplace to be paid to write papers for others.
No, it isn't.
fugazi_chichimon
01-04-2005, 12:32 AM
for 20 dollars? i would have done it two days ago. but now i have a job working at revlon haha clerical for 14.50/hour whippee.
fashoinfightpause
01-04-2005, 12:32 AM
u gotta give more $$$ to get someone to write a paper
i might do $30. he only promised me 20 but i it'd be an asshole move to just tell him i can't do it. i've gotten myself into quite a mess. i thought 20 was a good offer but oh well.
spyhunterk19
01-04-2005, 12:33 AM
In college it is commonplace to be paid to write papers for others.
No, it isn't.
I know many people who do that on a regular basis, making good money (A hell of alot more than 20 dollars)
Scorch
01-04-2005, 12:33 AM
I'd do it for $20. I'd do it sometime this weekend.
bignick
01-04-2005, 12:34 AM
Ill do it for $50. You must pay first. I will got out and buy an eight of some good bud, blaze, then right you paper.
AdamInPlaidum
01-04-2005, 12:35 AM
The title of this thread should be "Get an Andrew Jackson for some Andrew Johnson!"
nickmad
01-04-2005, 12:35 AM
dude just do your own work, once you sit down and get to it, its not so bad. dont be pathetic and pay someone to do your school work.
fashoinfightpause
01-04-2005, 12:36 AM
Well, heres what I know just from me, he was one of the worst presidents that there ever was, and many say that if Lincoln wouldn't have been assasinated, African Americans would have had a much easier time obtaining their civil rights.
you could write about how jackson was a general rather than this presidential career. he led his army and defeated the british at the battle of new orleans i think. we was remerbered for introducing the spoils system to the US. you could write a whole paper concerning that and how it impacted the US.
fashoinfightpause
01-04-2005, 12:37 AM
The title of this thread should be "Get an Andrew Jackson for some Andrew Johnson!"
yeah my mistake it is jackson
CaseyRyback
01-04-2005, 12:37 AM
Well, heres what I know just from me, he was one of the worst presidents that there ever was, and many say that if Lincoln wouldn't have been assasinated, African Americans would have had a much easier time obtaining their civil rights.
He was far from the worst president there ever was. He was smart enough to not punish the south for the war and was key in reconstruction. Without him, we would probably have two different countries as the South would have done the same thing Germany did when it was punished for WWI.
Trakan
01-04-2005, 12:41 AM
In college it is commonplace to be paid to write papers for others.
No, it isn't.
Hell, yes it is. I paid someone to do a paper for me in Junior High. Yes, Junior High.
AdamInPlaidum
01-04-2005, 12:42 AM
So wait, it's "Get an Andrew Jackson for some Andrew Jackson!" Huzzah!
pacifickarma
01-04-2005, 12:43 AM
Hell, yes it is. I paid someone to do a paper for me in Junior High. Yes, Junior High.
I didn't say it didn't happen. I said it wasn't commonplace.
dratsacras
01-04-2005, 12:45 AM
If I write you a paper about Ben Franklin, will you give me $100?
zionoverfire
01-04-2005, 12:46 AM
hmmm well I must say I'd be tempted if it was a bit more, like say $25, but $20 is hardly worth my time.
jimbodan
01-04-2005, 12:49 AM
Hmm Jackson might change things, I MIGHT, and I must stress MIGHT have written a paper on him before. I'll have to check. No promises though.
I'm going to go ahead and write your paper free of charge. Here it is:
Once upon a time, there was a man named Andrew Jackson. He was a white man. He had five kids who were singers. I don't think he is alive any more.
The End
fashoinfightpause
01-04-2005, 12:52 AM
hmmm well I must say I'd be tempted if it was a bit more, like say $25, but $20 is hardly worth my time.
on another post i said i might be willing to go up to $30. so far your most likely to do this but yeah i don't think i'll mke my decision until tomorow afternoon
fashoinfightpause
01-04-2005, 12:55 AM
I'm going to go ahead and write your paper free of charge. Here it is:
Once upon a time, there was a man named Andrew Jackson. He was a white man. He had five kids who were singers. I don't think he is alive any more.
The End
think i can get 5-6 pages with that?
zionoverfire
01-04-2005, 12:57 AM
I'm going to go ahead and write your paper free of charge. Here it is:
Once upon a time, there was a man named Andrew Jackson. He was a white man. He had five kids who were singers. I don't think he is alive any more.
The End
think i can get 5-6 pages with that?
Size 98 font and you'd have a very nice 6 page poster.
:rofl:
CaseyRyback
01-04-2005, 12:59 AM
you can get a couple of pages out of the following:
He was in several duels and was shot several times
He had an ongoing fued with the bank after losing a lot of money when a bank failed. When he was president he would not pass the bank bill of 1836 and pretty much waged war on the banking institutition (which is the reason it is ironic he is on the 20 dollar bill)
you could also talk about his career as a general and how the popularity from that carried him to the presidency.
hardwo0d
01-04-2005, 01:01 AM
I'm going to go ahead and write your paper free of charge. Here it is:
Once upon a time, there was a man named Andrew Jackson. He was a white man. He had five kids who were singers. I don't think he is alive any more.
The End
think i can get 5-6 pages with that?
Size 98 font and you'd have a very nice 6 page poster.
:rofl:
OMG, I pissed my pants when I read that. Funny :applause:
Strell
01-04-2005, 01:04 AM
I'd do it for 35.
zionoverfire
01-04-2005, 01:10 AM
I'd do it for 35.
Yes but I'd do a better job than you for $35. :P
Strell
01-04-2005, 01:12 AM
That's very, very debateable zion. :p
zionoverfire
01-04-2005, 01:14 AM
That's very, very debateable zion. :p
I don't know about that. :cool:
Pylis
01-04-2005, 01:15 AM
Be a man and tell your friend that you can't do it. That, or get to work on it right now instead of hanging out on CAG. The longer you wait to take action, the more pissed off your friend will be.
Strell
01-04-2005, 01:16 AM
I feel no need to prove anything over a forum, zion.
:p
Ikohn4ever
01-04-2005, 01:18 AM
He was responsible for a great deal of the decimation of the Native American people with the Trail of Tears and the Indian Removal Act.
zionoverfire
01-04-2005, 01:20 AM
I feel no need to prove anything over a forum, zion.
:p
Come on, paper battle time! :lol:
Strell
01-04-2005, 01:21 AM
Here's an idea.
You pay me $35 and I'll write you a paper.
Then you can tell me if you could write a better one than me.
And then you can POST it and show everyone!
Good fun happy time for all!
Ledhed
01-04-2005, 01:23 AM
He was in several duels and was shot several times
Like when he dueled with Charles Dickinson. When the call was made to fire, Jackson stood there and let Dickinson fire. Jackson took the shot in the chest and two of his ribs were broken, but he didn't fall. Dickinson then had to stand on mark and watch as Jackson fired his shot into him. Dickinson was killed, and Jackson carried the wound the rest of his life.
While he wasn't a great president, he was an amazing general. When Jackson lost his arm at (I don't remember which battle), General Lee said that he lost his arm too, in that Jackson was his right-hand man and most trusted soldier.
Like others have said, just emphasize his military career.
zionoverfire
01-04-2005, 01:23 AM
Here's an idea.
You pay me $35 and I'll write you a paper.
Then you can tell me if you could write a better one than me.
And then you can POST it and show everyone!
Good fun happy time for all!
While your public humiliation would be a fun time for all, I'm not sure its a $35 fun time.
Strell
01-04-2005, 01:24 AM
Oh, I assure you it is.
zionoverfire
01-04-2005, 01:25 AM
Oh, I assure you it is.
I don't know, that's a whole lot of $2 movies. :-k
punqsux
01-04-2005, 01:28 AM
we shoulda cloned twentys, jackson wouldnt have given a fuck.
Ledhed
01-04-2005, 01:29 AM
we shoulda cloned twentys, jackson wouldnt have given a shaq-fu.
I'M TOTALLY FUCKING WATCHING THAT RIGHT NOW!
Eerie. :lol:
Scorch
01-04-2005, 01:36 AM
I'd do it for $20. I'd do it sometime this weekend.
Or a copy of SRS on XBox from Gamefly. I made an A on every english paper i've ever done. I made a B on my Andrew Jackson paper.
Strell
01-04-2005, 01:46 AM
I'll do it for Arc the Lad Collection.
Or Radiant Silvergun.
Hell. I'll take Panzer Dragoon Saga.
I'm easy.
Zion: Yes, it is 17.5 movies worth (not including tax).
msdmoney
01-04-2005, 01:47 AM
Why not just slip your teacher some pieces of paper with Andrew Jackson on them, if you know what I mean. :wink:
Ill do it for $50. You must pay first. I will got out and buy an eight of some good bud, blaze, then right you paper.
maybe you already smoked that eight?
m1lesteg
01-04-2005, 01:51 AM
I think you have more than enough general information that you can flesh out for 5 or 6 pages from all the little tidbits people have posted throughout this thread. At this point I would just write the damned thing myself.
dude just do your own work, once you sit down and get to it, its not so bad. dont be pathetic and pay someone to do your school work.
you damn do gooders..if you read his friggin post u would realize that it isnt his work its for a friend
zionoverfire
01-04-2005, 02:35 AM
dude just do your own work, once you sit down and get to it, its not so bad. dont be pathetic and pay someone to do your school work.
you damn do gooders..if you read his friggin post u would realize that it isnt his work its for a friend
which makes all the difference. :lol:
In college it is commonplace to be paid to write papers for others.
No, it isn't.
Yea, I want to know what college he's at.
Pylis
01-04-2005, 02:45 AM
Really, he ought to just tell his friend to do it himself. Academic dishonesty shouldn't be taken so lightly.
RELmajor03
01-04-2005, 10:21 AM
Really, he ought to just tell his friend to do it himself. Academic dishonesty shouldn't be taken so lightly.
I concur. Paying people to do your work for you isn't a habit to get into, be it your friend (yeah, right), yourself, or anyone else. I'm surprised how many of you guys are justifying something like this with "Well, everyone else does it."
Besides, in the time it takes to read this thread, I could totally have banged out 5 pages on Andrew Jackson. Sub-par, probably "C" work, but still.
screwkick
01-04-2005, 10:26 AM
I have a paper about Andrew Johnson...
killswitch64
01-04-2005, 10:40 AM
hmmm well I must say I'd be tempted if it was a bit more, like say $25, but $20 is hardly worth my time.
on another post i said i might be willing to go up to $30. so far your most likely to do this but yeah i don't think i'll mke my decision until tomorow afternoon
If you aren't going to make a decision until tomorrow afternoon, you could do the damn thing yourself by then.
oddjob93
01-04-2005, 10:58 AM
I just had to write a 5 page paper on Jackson this past semester, or should I say the creation of grand theory by an early 20th century historian who chose to depict the evolution of America, and Jackson's very important role. Now, There is no way in hell I'm gonna give some HS student a college paper that received a 98. I will, however give you some pointers on what to write about.
1) Jackson's mysterious youth and his true upbringing. Little is known about this period of Jackson's life, so filling a page with useless banter should be no problem.
2) Jackson's education and his early days as a prosecutor.
3) Jackson's near bankruptcy on a massive land deal in Memphis (do to a unreliable business partner), and his subsequent rebound (which took 20 years).
4) His non-monumental presidency.
5) His conflicting role in history (do some research on his dealings with Native Americans, and the view that many Historians have about his overall demeanor)
Good luck to you and your friend with this paper, and in the future don’t procrastinate. Then dont expect $20 to get you out of your promises.
Flashmonkey
01-04-2005, 12:22 PM
if no one writes it for you, can i have the $20?
fashoinfightpause
01-04-2005, 06:58 PM
I just had to write a 5 page paper on Jackson this past semester, or should I say the creation of grand theory by an early 20th century historian who chose to depict the evolution of America, and Jackson's very important role. Now, There is no way in hell I'm gonna give some HS student a college paper that received a 98. I will, however give you some pointers on what to write about.
1) Jackson's mysterious youth and his true upbringing. Little is known about this period of Jackson's life, so filling a page with useless banter should be no problem.
2) Jackson's education and his early days as a prosecutor.
3) Jackson's near bankruptcy on a massive land deal in Memphis (do to a unreliable business partner), and his subsequent rebound (which took 20 years).
4) His non-monumental presidency.
5) His conflicting role in history (do some research on his dealings with Native Americans, and the view that many Historians have about his overall demeanor)
Good luck to you and your friend with this paper, and in the future don’t procrastinate. Then dont expect $20 to get you out of your promises.
thanks for the advice. it will be taken seriously. well i guess i should get started on writing this paper.
Flashmonkey
01-04-2005, 07:14 PM
please?